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(WPTV)   "Police responded to reports of a group of people fighting with baseball bats and machetes"   (wptv.com) divider line 47
    More: Florida, Palm Beach County Fire Rescue, machetes, Lake Worth, fighting  
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2013-11-16 07:20:24 PM
Warriors! Come out to plaaaaay!
 
2013-11-16 07:40:11 PM
Brick killed a guy
 
2013-11-16 07:42:11 PM
It's WWIV already?
 
2013-11-16 07:51:40 PM
Cannnnnnn youuuuuu digggg itttt?
 
2013-11-16 08:09:11 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-11-16 08:26:05 PM
There is actually a fair amount of racial tension there in some parts.  Blacks and Filipinos is what I hear.
 
2013-11-16 08:27:01 PM
cdn2-b.examiner.com

It's Florida... How much do you want to bet?
 
2013-11-16 08:27:05 PM
Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch.
Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
 
2013-11-16 08:27:41 PM
One Adam-twelve, One Adam-twelve...
 
2013-11-16 08:31:00 PM
Which DENNY'S?
 
2013-11-16 08:31:21 PM
This is what happens when you take prayer out of the public schools.
 
2013-11-16 08:34:23 PM
i.imgur.com

I has a sad.
 
2013-11-16 08:35:44 PM
Now that I think about it, the Palm Beach Machete-Men would be a great name for a baseball team.
 
2013-11-16 08:38:56 PM
Is it too soon to talk about banning baseball bats and machetes?  Because we should pass some laws for the children, quick.
 
2013-11-16 08:44:15 PM
 Chuck E. Cheese unavailable for comment.
 
2013-11-16 08:44:29 PM
guestofaguest.com
 
2013-11-16 08:46:10 PM
Why would the police show up with baseball bats and machetes?

Why don't they just show up with machine guns, tasers, tear gas and armored vehicles like they usually do.

/Or do they just do that for parking violations?
 
2013-11-16 08:53:09 PM
www.liveforfilms.com
 
2013-11-16 09:08:21 PM
GRCooper: Warriors! Come out to plaaaaay!

All I have to say is

iamkele.com

Yes, yes I would.
 
2013-11-16 09:11:51 PM
mediad.publicbroadcasting.net

"Machetes?  Foegin fo get about it, meg."
 
2013-11-16 09:23:02 PM
Done in one.  Re-watched that movie recently.  The late '70's really were awful and the Warriors was no exception.
 
2013-11-16 09:29:49 PM

MichiganFTL: Cannnnnnn youuuuuu digggg itttt?


Riffs, YEAH!
 
2013-11-16 09:34:09 PM
At least they weren't Kung-Fu fighting.

I hear those cats are fast as lightning.
 
2013-11-16 09:35:29 PM

moefuggenbrew: [www.liveforfilms.com image 460x320]


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-11-16 09:47:19 PM
A bunch of people fighting with baseball bats and machetes. Yet only one guy taken to the hospital? What a bunch of pussys!
 
2013-11-16 09:51:19 PM
 
2013-11-16 09:54:00 PM
No one was filming and put it online? Seriously? Story is useless without video. >:(
 
2013-11-16 10:07:45 PM

Vector R: No one was filming and put it online? Seriously? Story is useless without video. >:(


I used to work near the neighborhood where this happened.  It is likely the kind of crowd that would follow the "snitches get stitches" mentality.
 
2013-11-16 10:37:31 PM
I love that stock photo of Jason's hand about to exact vengeance on a Crystal Lake camper.
 
2013-11-16 10:39:39 PM
I was expecting to find out that they busted a LARP session or something.

The real story is a lot less funny.
 
2013-11-16 10:44:04 PM
I bet they were assault machetes.
 
2013-11-16 11:12:37 PM
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
 
2013-11-16 11:18:35 PM

tetsoushima: Vector R: No one was filming and put it online? Seriously? Story is useless without video. >:(

I used to work near the neighborhood where this happened.  It is likely the kind of crowd that would follow the "snitches get stitches" mentality.


No no no, I meant that they would put it online to be stupid criminal attention whores, not to turn anyone in or anything.
 
2013-11-16 11:21:17 PM

fugeeface: One Adam

-twelve

Fight club with Chains and Knives! yes!
 
2013-11-16 11:28:00 PM

tetsoushima: Vector R: No one was filming and put it online? Seriously? Story is useless without video. >:(

I used to work near the neighborhood where this happened.  It is likely the kind of crowd that would follow the "snitches get stitches" mentality.


Ah, yes.  The same people also complain about how the police won't do a damn thing about the crime in their neighborhood.  F*ck 'em.
 
2013-11-16 11:34:42 PM

Oreamnos: fugeeface: One Adam-twelve

Fight club with Chains and Knives! yes!


LOL

One Adam twelve, 415 in progress, handle code 3...
 
2013-11-16 11:41:02 PM

symptomoftheuniverse: I bet they were assault machetes.



Not just any assault machetes but AK Glock 47 Assault Machetes modded to FULL AUTO!
 
2013-11-16 11:51:19 PM

DigitalCoffee: symptomoftheuniverse: I bet they were assault machetes.


Not just any assault machetes but AK Glock 47 Assault Machetes modded to FULL AUTO!


They were probably unlicensed, too.
 
2013-11-16 11:53:42 PM
Ok, I played rock-paper-scissors. What is the third part of "machetes-baseball bats and ?
 
2013-11-17 12:24:54 AM
Never bring a baseball bat to a machete fight.
 
2013-11-17 12:25:21 AM

Schmerd1948: Ok, I played rock-paper-scissors. What is the third part of "machetes-baseball bats and ?


Net.
 
2013-11-17 12:31:37 AM

Schmerd1948: Ok, I played rock-paper-scissors. What is the third part of "machetes-baseball bats and ?


Casey Jones?

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-17 12:33:43 AM
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farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2013-11-17 12:45:44 AM

Phil Clinton: Schmerd1948: Ok, I played rock-paper-scissors. What is the third part of "machetes-baseball bats and ?

Casey Jones?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 379x533]


Did Matt Groening draw that or something?
 
2013-11-17 03:06:39 AM

lordargent: GRCooper: Warriors! Come out to plaaaaay!

All I have to say is

[iamkele.com image 600x466]

Yes, yes I would.


They were pretty damn hot. I would have been had, too.
 
2013-11-17 11:01:36 AM

ZzeusS: There is actually a fair amount of racial tension there in some parts.  Blacks and Filipinos is what I hear.


Guats and Haitians.   Taking over the place.
 
2013-11-17 11:13:54 AM
I see that everything has been covered and I'm not needed.
Good day, sir!
 
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