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(National Geographic)   Scientists did not kill the clam while looking at its age. We now return you back to the Daily Fail, where OhMaGerd is real news to them dammit   ( news.nationalgeographic.com) divider line
    More: Followup, OhMaGerd, long-living organisms, James Scourse, Ming, Bangor University, Queen Elizabeth I, marine geologist  
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2013-11-16 04:42:06 PM  
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2013-11-16 04:55:09 PM  
3 votes:

cretinbob: WTFDYW: Shell valves? WTF is that?

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2013-11-16 10:12:06 PM  
2 votes:
It was self-defense.

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2013-11-16 11:27:56 PM  
1 vote:

cretinbob: WTFDYW: WTFDYW: cretinbob: WTFDYW: Shell valves? WTF is that?

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Thank you. I seriously did not know.

Also, thank you for not making fun of me for not knowing that.

Yeah, but keep it to yourself.

That's why they are called bi-valves. Whelks are univalves.

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Which part is the clitoris?
2013-11-16 11:06:12 PM  
1 vote:

WTFDYW: WTFDYW: cretinbob: WTFDYW: Shell valves? WTF is that?

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Thank you. I seriously did not know.

Also, thank you for not making fun of me for not knowing that.


Yeah, but keep it to yourself.

That's why they are called bi-valves. Whelks are univalves.

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2013-11-16 09:51:39 PM  
1 vote:
At first I thought this was some kind of euphemism.
2013-11-16 05:24:33 PM  
1 vote:
Why does the headline mock the Daily Mail when TFA links to the Mirror?
2013-11-16 05:02:59 PM  
1 vote:

picturescrazy: drumhellar:

Say it again! Say chowda!


Nevaire!
2013-11-16 05:00:47 PM  
1 vote:
drumhellar:

Say it again! Say chowda!
2013-11-16 04:55:32 PM  
1 vote:
OH THE HUGE CLAMATY!
2013-11-16 04:33:58 PM  
1 vote:
With a bearded clam, I go by the length of the beard.

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2013-11-16 03:25:10 PM  
1 vote:
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