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(NPR)   Coffee, citrus, and nuts help cut the risk of Type 2 diabetes. Coffee--is there anything it can't do?   (npr.org) divider line 45
    More: PSA, American Diabetes Association, vitamin A, diabetes, coffee  
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2013-11-16 05:13:21 PM  
Whiten your teeth.  I'm pretty sure it can't do that.
 
2013-11-16 05:14:24 PM  
If coffee cant beer can.
 
2013-11-16 05:14:27 PM  
Taste good.  Unless you put a lot of crap in it, that is.
 
2013-11-16 05:17:09 PM  
What do you call sad coffee?

Depresso!

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2013-11-16 05:19:06 PM  
Taste like bacon?
 
2013-11-16 05:22:13 PM  
Why did the cow fall asleep after it gave birth?

It was de-calfinated!

i595.photobucket.com

/don't worry, those two were all I had
 
2013-11-16 05:24:30 PM  
Counterpoint: coffee, nuts, and citrus won't fit in the same cup.
 
2013-11-16 05:25:46 PM  

Dreamless: Taste good.  Unless you put a lot of crap in it, that is.


And if you put a lot of sugar in your coffee, it won't cut the risk of diabetes.
 
2013-11-16 05:27:47 PM  
Coffee--is there anything it can't so?

Be bacon?
 
2013-11-16 05:32:06 PM  
Someone's throwing out his pills and headed to Starbucks for a venti hazelnut frappuccino and orange muffin!
 
2013-11-16 05:33:13 PM  

Dreamless: Taste good.  Unless you put a lot of crap in it, that is.


I prefer slightly coffee-flavored milk myself.
 
2013-11-16 05:33:19 PM  
i4.tinypic.com

Nuts. What can't they do?
 
2013-11-16 05:34:47 PM  

FrancoFile: Whiten your teeth.  I'm pretty sure it can't do that.


It pinkens your teeth while you chew!
 
2013-11-16 05:37:26 PM  

Vtimlin: If coffee cant beer can.


They can't be bacon

JasonOfOrillia: Taste like bacon?


Dammit
 
2013-11-16 05:40:12 PM  
I'm a diabetic, and I consume plenty of coffee, citrus and nuts (well, nut butter), and the only difference to my A1C it seems to make is as part of an otherwise sensible diet.
 
2013-11-16 05:47:11 PM  
I'm guessing coffee can't make me shiat less.
 
2013-11-16 05:49:33 PM  

Snarfangel: Counterpoint: coffee, nuts, and citrus won't fit in the same cup.


The professor filled the cup with orange slices. "Is this full?" he asked the class. They agreed that it was full. He then took some nuts and dropped them in the cup, shook them around, and let them settle into the spaces between the oranges. The class chuckled and agreed that it was now full. Next, the professor poured coffee into the cup...
 
2013-11-16 05:51:56 PM  
Give me a hummer?
 
2013-11-16 05:54:30 PM  
I'm sure coffee can, just all the sugar and cream people put in the coffee sure won't. It's bad when something you can drink at Starbucks can be more unhealthy than eating a Whopper and less filling.
 
2013-11-16 05:54:58 PM  

Snarfangel: Counterpoint: coffee, nuts, and citrus won't fit in the same cup.


Starbucks will find a way.
 
2013-11-16 05:55:01 PM  

Ego edo infantia cattus: I'm guessing coffee can't make me shiat less.


Depends on if you mean the siz... aw hell, not going to dive into all that crap
 
2013-11-16 05:57:47 PM  

Coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee

i301.photobucket.com

Moar coffee because COFFEE

 
2013-11-16 05:59:03 PM  

Dreamless: Taste good.  Unless you put a lot of crap in it, that is.


I like my coffee like I like my women, black, bitter, and preferably fair trade.
/Krieger
 
2013-11-16 06:00:04 PM  
I'm alright with a little spritz of lemon juice in my coffee but I swear- as much as I enjoy peanuts--  I'd gag every time I came across one of those things.

I'm assuming this elixir works only if all the three components are taken together.
 
2013-11-16 06:04:33 PM  
I like a cup of black coffee now and then, I love citrus fruit especially tangerines and i eat plenty of nuts especially crunchy peanut butter (almost every day for lunch) so I am getting a kick out of this.
 
2013-11-16 06:08:32 PM  

intotheabyss81: Dreamless: Taste good.  Unless you put a lot of crap in it, that is.

I like my coffee like I like my women, black, bitter, and preferably fair trade.
/Krieger



I like my women like I like my coffee.   Hot, wet and not black.
 
2013-11-16 06:13:09 PM  
So have some coffee with the breakfast 3 course meal and a glass of orange juice with the lunch pizza, then try and squeeze in a bag of peanuts before the dinner ham. For your health.
 
2013-11-16 06:20:07 PM  

El Supe: I like a cup of black coffee now and then, I love citrus fruit especially tangerines and i eat plenty of nuts especially crunchy peanut butter (almost every day for lunch) so I am getting a kick out of this.


Peanuts aren't nuts!
 
2013-11-16 06:24:00 PM  
I like my coffee how I like my women: sold to me out of a truck by a Cuban immigrant
 
2013-11-16 06:37:22 PM  
pretty much what buckler typed above. Saved Cpl.D's .gif due to both bird & coffee
 
2013-11-16 06:41:16 PM  

uber humper: El Supe: I like a cup of black coffee now and then, I love citrus fruit especially tangerines and i eat plenty of nuts especially crunchy peanut butter (almost every day for lunch) so I am getting a kick out of this.

Peanuts aren't nuts!


They're not peas, either.
 
2013-11-16 06:49:32 PM  
Does instant coffee count?
 
2013-11-16 06:53:30 PM  

Cpl.D: Coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee[i301.photobucket.com image 425x315]Moar coffee because COFFEE


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2013-11-16 06:53:41 PM  
I was eating cashews and drinking dark coffee when I read this... I don't need your supplies Wilfred Brimley! Anyways. you can chlorogenic acid, magnesium, and polyphenols from lots of different sources.  The average person's diet needs more Mg lovin'.
 
2013-11-16 06:59:07 PM  
Meant also to type, not too much coffee can't do.
 
2013-11-16 08:15:02 PM  

Cpl.D: Coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee[i301.photobucket.com image 425x315]Moar coffee because COFFEE


BEST.GIF.EVER
 
2013-11-16 09:11:39 PM  
It can't run crysis, I tried that once. all I heard was a popping sound and it was all over for poor Joe :(
 
2013-11-16 09:26:31 PM  

Vtimlin: If coffee cant beer can.


You keep drinking that hopps tea, I'll be over here with mah Sapporo laughing at you.
 
2013-11-16 10:47:22 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I like my coffee how I like my women: sold to me out of a truck by a Cuban immigrant


I laughed way too hard at this. Mrs. Gilthanis was not amused.
 
2013-11-16 11:19:37 PM  
Yes, it can't play nice with my stomach.
 
2013-11-17 12:28:53 AM  
Losing 50 lbs helps too. I had Diabetes 2, my last A1C was 5.5, been off pills for almost a year.

/drinks 10 cups of coffee a day
 
2013-11-17 12:41:05 AM  

Dreamless: Taste good.  Unless you put a lot of crap in it, that is.



thats because you're drinking coffee from old beans, more than likely over / poorly roasted, ground in a shiat grinder, brewed with poor quality water thats probably too hot. Coffee is delicious when it's done right. Its just what 99% of the population does to it before they drink it that makes it taste awful.And no, Starbucks doesnt come close to doing it right. Neither do 95% of coffee shops
 
2013-11-17 12:59:59 AM  
It can't bring Uncle Ben back.
 
2013-11-17 03:12:02 AM  
But doesn't caffeine cause insulin spikes?
 
2013-11-17 04:43:12 PM  
Apparently it cannot kill my mother. Tried, but couldn't...


215/90 180BPM A-fib!

/fark coffee
 
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