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(Daily Mail)   There's an ugly divorce, and then there's moving next door to your ex-wife and installing a giant middle finger facing her property   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 103
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2013-11-16 10:09:53 AM  
Oh, the couple are Michiganders. That totally explains everything.
 
2013-11-16 10:35:10 AM  
I totally understand this guy and endorse this.
 
2013-11-16 10:39:04 AM  
Good plan.  Instead of moving on and living a happy new life, wallow in your own coontery forever to punish someone else.
 
2013-11-16 10:44:49 AM  
Wow! I wish my neighbours looked like that, and sunbathed, nude....brb.
 
2013-11-16 11:13:41 AM  
He looks like a strip club entrepreneur as imagined by Wil Ferrell:

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-11-16 11:13:46 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

You fargin iceholes.
 
2013-11-16 11:28:00 AM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

You fargin iceholes.


Sneaky bastages.
 
2013-11-16 11:29:23 AM  

Hoban Washburne: Good plan.  Instead of moving on and living a happy new life, wallow in your own coontery forever to punish someone else.


Have you ever taken part in a really nasty divorce? This, providing I had the money, is entirely within the bounds of reason after either of my divorces.
 
2013-11-16 11:43:39 AM  

Irving Maimway: Have you ever taken part in a really nasty divorce? This, providing I had the money, is entirely within the bounds of reason after either of my divorces.


You'd move next door to them, instead of moving on with your life? You sound creepy. And I am the queen of nasty divorces. I never wanted anything except to get the fark away from that farking fark. So he wouldn't let me. That's called "stalking."

So yeah, you're creepy.
 
2013-11-16 11:48:07 AM  
i915.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-16 11:48:37 AM  
Rich people problems.
 
2013-11-16 11:49:47 AM  
Damn, you people with multiple divorces, don't you do any vetting of your potential spouse before you marry them?
 
2013-11-16 11:50:39 AM  

cryinoutloud: I am the queen of nasty divorces


abcnews.go.com
 
2013-11-16 12:02:04 PM  

Mugato: Damn, you people with multiple divorces, don't you do any vetting of your potential spouse before you marry them?


Do they have a vagina they are willing to allow me entrance to? *check*

"How you doin'?"

I'm pretty sure that's how it goes.

From all the rich people problems I hear around here, they don't really get to enjoy that money very much. Sure, they are on a yacht off St. Barts, but they are being nagged at that they didn't go to Barbados or something else. Or they are suing/being sued for something or another. I think that's why America loves those bimbo Housewives shows. They get to see people with fabulous wealth fail at everything. (Even if they can buy their way out of all the problems.)

We all think we'd do it differently were we wealthy, but they seem to have/create an inordinate amount of chaos in their lives. No thanks.

I bought an $800 piece of 12' X 3' 100-year-old Cypress I'm turning into a bar in the house. I'll never have my 57' Testarossa, but the bar is plenty good enough.
 
2013-11-16 12:10:44 PM  

NewportBarGuy: I bought an $800 piece of 12' X 3' 100-year-old Cypress I'm turning into a bar in the house. I'll never have my 57' Testarossa, but the bar is plenty good enough.


The f*ck's a 57 Testarossa?
 
2013-11-16 12:15:40 PM  

thamike: NewportBarGuy: I bought an $800 piece of 12' X 3' 100-year-old Cypress I'm turning into a bar in the house. I'll never have my 57' Testarossa, but the bar is plenty good enough.

The f*ck's a 57 Testarossa?


i42.tinypic.com
 
2013-11-16 12:18:33 PM  

cryinoutloud: So yeah, you're creepy.


Get left after being disabled and lose half your paycheck. Not creepy, just bitter. And I wouldn't live there, I'd just buy the house and put up the statue.
 
2013-11-16 12:32:37 PM  

NewportBarGuy: thamike: NewportBarGuy: I bought an $800 piece of 12' X 3' 100-year-old Cypress I'm turning into a bar in the house. I'll never have my 57' Testarossa, but the bar is plenty good enough.

The f*ck's a 57 Testarossa?

[i42.tinypic.com image 450x276]


Ah, the 250.

I should have figured that your grip on apostrophes translated to your grip on spaces.  My bad.
 
2013-11-16 12:34:44 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Damn, you people with multiple divorces, don't you do any vetting of your potential spouse before you marry them?

Do they have a vagina they are willing to allow me entrance to? *check*

"How you doin'?"

I'm pretty sure that's how it goes.

From all the rich people problems I hear around here, they don't really get to enjoy that money very much



I'm not even talking about rich people, just people in general. All my friends are just starting to get married and have kids (which is depressing enough for me because I'm running out of people to play with) and already one of them has a divorce under their belt.

The divorce rate in the US is over 50% and that doesn't count people who simply kill their spouse. Couples should seek some sort of counsel from a professional before they take the plunge cause that's ridiculous.
 
2013-11-16 12:43:00 PM  

Mugato: NewportBarGuy: Damn, you people with multiple divorces, don't you do any vetting of your potential spouse before you marry them?

Do they have a vagina they are willing to allow me entrance to? *check*

"How you doin'?"

I'm pretty sure that's how it goes.

From all the rich people problems I hear around here, they don't really get to enjoy that money very much


I'm not even talking about rich people, just people in general. All my friends are just starting to get married and have kids (which is depressing enough for me because I'm running out of people to play with) and already one of them has a divorce under their belt.

The divorce rate in the US is over 50% and that doesn't count people who simply kill their spouse. Couples should seek some sort of counsel from a professional before they take the plunge cause that's ridiculous.


i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-11-16 12:49:16 PM  

Mugato: The divorce rate in the US is over 50% and that doesn't count people who simply kill their spouse. Couples should seek some sort of counsel from a professional before they take the plunge cause that's ridiculous.


They need to live together for a few months first. If you can stand that, you can stand it throughout, barring infidelity etc.

Tesr-drive first. That's my motto.
 
2013-11-16 02:36:59 PM  
The divorce couldn't have been THAT bad; he still had enough money left over to buy a middle-finger statue.

She should erect a statue of a tiny penis and call it a draw.
 
2013-11-16 02:37:14 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Mugato: The divorce rate in the US is over 50% and that doesn't count people who simply kill their spouse. Couples should seek some sort of counsel from a professional before they take the plunge cause that's ridiculous.

They need to live together for a few months first. If you can stand that, you can stand it throughout, barring infidelity etc.

Tesr-drive first. That's my motto.


I'd say at least a year.

Date at least a year, live together for at least another year, be engaged for another year. Minimum 3 years before getting married, at least 2 having lived together. If it was really meant to be, the three years should be a (mostly) enjoyable breeze. If not, lesson learned and move on.
 
GBB
2013-11-16 02:37:29 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
www.coolestfamilyever.com
 
2013-11-16 02:38:17 PM  
What happens when one has too much time and money on one's hands.
 
2013-11-16 02:39:15 PM  

thamike: Mugato: NewportBarGuy: Damn, you people with multiple divorces, don't you do any vetting of your potential spouse before you marry them?

Do they have a vagina they are willing to allow me entrance to? *check*

"How you doin'?"

I'm pretty sure that's how it goes.

From all the rich people problems I hear around here, they don't really get to enjoy that money very much


I'm not even talking about rich people, just people in general. All my friends are just starting to get married and have kids (which is depressing enough for me because I'm running out of people to play with) and already one of them has a divorce under their belt.

The divorce rate in the US is over 50% and that doesn't count people who simply kill their spouse. Couples should seek some sort of counsel from a professional before they take the plunge cause that's ridiculous.

[i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

The MST reference brought a smile. THX

 
2013-11-16 02:40:21 PM  
Now that's a sound call.  You know she's gonna age like a fine bottle of wine.
 
2013-11-16 02:40:30 PM  
Strip club guy has an eastern-European ex-wife and replacement wife named Tiffany.

Gee, I wonder where he met them.
 
2013-11-16 02:41:48 PM  

jaytkay: Strip club guy has an eastern-European ex-wife and replacement wife named Tiffany.

Gee, I wonder where he met them.


AnastasiaDate.com ?
 
2013-11-16 02:42:20 PM  

taurusowner: If not, lesson learned and move on.


some people don't reveal their true selves until the ring goes on.

just saying.
 
2013-11-16 02:42:50 PM  
img.fark.net


Does he have to be at the gym in 26 minutes?

/looks like JFP with another 10 years of age and hair plugs.
 
2013-11-16 02:43:25 PM  
First law of dating "Don't put your d*ck in crazy."Follow-up collarary: "Unless you can out-crazy the crazy."
 
2013-11-16 02:43:51 PM  

frepnog: taurusowner: If not, lesson learned and move on.

some people don't reveal their true selves until the ring goes on.

just saying.


True.  I learned that the hard way, though with an engagement ring. Though this was before my current 3 year minimum.
 
2013-11-16 02:43:57 PM  
I wonder how long she danced at one of his clubs before he married her?

Would like to see some mother daughter action.
 
2013-11-16 02:44:39 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Mugato: The divorce rate in the US is over 50% and that doesn't count people who simply kill their spouse. Couples should seek some sort of counsel from a professional before they take the plunge cause that's ridiculous.

They need to live together for a few months first. If you can stand that, you can stand it throughout, barring infidelity etc.

Tesr-drive first. That's my motto.




No guarantee. I know 4 couples in my own personal friendship circles whose relationships seemed fine until they got married, but after marriage the relationship went downhill. Whether it was because they were "finally married" and they got lazy, or because it was going to go to hell anyway and it was just a matter of time, I don't know.

It's one of the reasons one of my lesbian couple friends refuse to get married. Part of it is because of the whole patriarchy and marriage thing, the other is a spoken fear that once they get married, the immediate freedom to be together because they want to be together is gone.
 
2013-11-16 02:45:45 PM  
I hope she moves out of there quickly.  Someone is going to end up dead otherwise.
 
2013-11-16 02:46:05 PM  
Vic Fontaine hasn't been the same since he lost the holosuite gig.
 
2013-11-16 02:47:34 PM  

Mugato: The divorce rate in the US is over 50% and that doesn't count people who simply kill their spouse. Couples should seek some sort of counsel from a professional before they take the plunge cause that's ridiculous.


The problem is social conservatives pushing their young people into marriage too early and hampering their access to family planning resources.  And of course that stat is biased because those who marry happily ever after only have 1 marriage in the books and those who marry over and over again keep racking up those divorce numbers. If you take Larry King and Teen Mom out of the equation, that 50% number goes down big time.
 
2013-11-16 02:48:03 PM  

Mugato: NewportBarGuy: Damn, you people with multiple divorces, don't you do any vetting of your potential spouse before you marry them?

Do they have a vagina they are willing to allow me entrance to? *check*

"How you doin'?"

I'm pretty sure that's how it goes.

From all the rich people problems I hear around here, they don't really get to enjoy that money very much


I'm not even talking about rich people, just people in general. All my friends are just starting to get married and have kids (which is depressing enough for me because I'm running out of people to play with) and already one of them has a divorce under their belt.

The divorce rate in the US is over 50% and that doesn't count people who simply kill their spouse. Couples should seek some sort of counsel from a professional before they take the plunge cause that's ridiculous.


Also, don't marry anyone with debt until they've paid it off, especially if it's their own fault. Had a relative who married a chick he had dated for a couple of years. I suspect he only married her because she was hot and she had a buttload of credit card debt that he paid off before her married her. One house, two kids and seven years later, she wants a divorce out of the blue. They're both in the hole now financially, she had the nerve to stick him with the kids and he still helped her move out and into her new place.

You don't owe her anything and she took you for a ride, you dumb dope!

/Try not to divorce unless there's ABC (abuse, beating or cheating)
 
2013-11-16 02:48:50 PM  

jaytkay: Strip club guy has an eastern-European ex-wife and replacement wife named Tiffany.

Gee, I wonder where he met them.


I see what you did there.
 
2013-11-16 02:51:56 PM  
Should have made it a goatse statue.

For those of you who may not know, don't GIS that at work.
 
2013-11-16 02:52:17 PM  

jaytkay: Strip club guy has an eastern-European ex-wife and replacement wife named Tiffany.

Gee, I wonder where he met them.


According to TFA, Tiffany is his daughter.
 
2013-11-16 02:57:17 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Mugato: The divorce rate in the US is over 50% and that doesn't count people who simply kill their spouse. Couples should seek some sort of counsel from a professional before they take the plunge cause that's ridiculous.

They need to live together for a few months first. If you can stand that, you can stand it throughout, barring infidelity etc.

Tesr-drive first. That's my motto.


That doesn't actually work.
 
2013-11-16 02:57:43 PM  

missmez: He looks like a strip club entrepreneur as imagined by Wil Ferrell:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]


I would watch the shiat out of that movie.
 
2013-11-16 03:01:11 PM  
I'm pretty sure every guy who's ever been divorced would like to do this.
 
2013-11-16 03:01:33 PM  
All in it together for publicity for his upcoming "reality" show.
 
2013-11-16 03:02:38 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-16 03:02:50 PM  

GloomCookie613: jaytkay: Strip club guy has an eastern-European ex-wife and replacement wife named Tiffany.

Gee, I wonder where he met them.

According to TFA, Tiffany is his daughter.


So...  he met them in Arkansas, then?
 
2013-11-16 03:03:47 PM  

FrancoFile: [img.fark.net image 306x423]


Does he have to be at the gym in 26 minutes?

/looks like JFP with another 10 years of age and hair plugs.


Who is JFP? Is it that "Lets get ready to rumble" gut? cuz that is who he looks like to me.
 
2013-11-16 03:04:42 PM  
guy. not gut, although I am sure he has one.
 
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