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(The Consumerist)   16 tips to ensure your home isn't an accident waiting to happen. Or conversely, how to secure your home against zombie invasions   (consumerist.com) divider line 7
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2013-11-16 09:56:04 AM
Above all else, don't start on something if it's high risk, including electrical work or doing stuff around gas pipes.

Damn it.
I was going to electrify my gas pipes today.
 
2013-11-16 10:06:24 AM
Don't fist the missus if you keep a loaded gun under the pillow and you don't get the all clear first.
 
2013-11-16 10:17:30 AM

RectalFury: Don't fist the missus if you keep a loaded gun under the pillow and you don't get the all clear first.


It's not often we hear the story behind a user's name.
 
2013-11-16 10:18:13 AM

bearded clamorer: Above all else, don't start on something if it's high risk, including electrical work or doing stuff around gas pipes.

Damn it.
I was going to electrify my gas pipes today.


See there's your problem. You're going to want to run your gas line through your cable or fiberoptic. The low density gas will allow the electrons to flow faster increasing signal fidelity. (Combine with some monster cables on your end to really get the most hd's).

The electric you should run through your water line. It'll pre heat and save you a fortune in bills and extend the capacity of your water heater.
 
2013-11-16 10:39:35 AM

Gecko Gingrich: RectalFury: Don't fist the missus if you keep a loaded gun under the pillow and you don't get the all clear first.

It's not often we hear the story behind a user's name.


www.badhaven.com
 
2013-11-16 12:57:01 PM
16. Don't use power tools in the rain. Water and electricity do not mix.

WTF!?  If you have to be told this, by all means use power tools in the rain.

/ Don't need you in the gene pool.
 
2013-11-17 07:34:46 PM

Odoriferous Queef: 16. Don't use power tools in the rain. Water and electricity do not mix.

WTF!?  If you have to be told this, by all means use power tools in the rain.

/ Don't need you in the gene pool.


I use a chainsaw in the rain. Is it not a power tool?
 
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