RectalFury: Don't fist the missus if you keep a loaded gun under the pillow and you don't get the all clear first.
bearded clamorer: Above all else, don't start on something if it's high risk, including electrical work or doing stuff around gas pipes.Damn it.I was going to electrify my gas pipes today.
Gecko Gingrich: RectalFury: Don't fist the missus if you keep a loaded gun under the pillow and you don't get the all clear first.It's not often we hear the story behind a user's name.
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