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(Daily Mail)   A very healthy Sarah Silverman gives Jimmy Kimmel some things he's been missing. Matt Damon spotted off stage laughing   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 44
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2013-11-16 09:54:29 AM
I don't care what people say, she's hot.
 
2013-11-16 09:59:42 AM

Mugato: I don't care what people say, she's hot.


She's totally my type. Except her voice, which I'm sure I'd get over it.
 
2013-11-16 12:12:30 PM
I don't care where you're from, that is funny.
 
2013-11-16 12:20:12 PM

Mugato: I don't care what people say, she's hot.


Agreed. She's about as amusing as lung cancer, but I can overlook that.
 
2013-11-16 12:21:18 PM
They say never stick your dick in crazy but I'd make an exception for her.
 
2013-11-16 12:25:54 PM
I hate both of them.
 
2013-11-16 12:29:11 PM

Mugato: I don't care what people say, she's hot.


I don't care either, I agree.
 
2013-11-16 12:30:41 PM
I like Silverman and Kimmel, but that was a lame eight minutes.
 
2013-11-16 12:33:44 PM
"healthy"?

...was she sick recently? I don't get it
 
2013-11-16 12:33:47 PM

gwowen: I like Silverman and Kimmel, but that was a lame eight minutes.


Imagine the seven years.

/of course I would
 
2013-11-16 12:34:46 PM
It's been four years?  Sarah, why haven't you called me yet?
 
2013-11-16 12:36:33 PM

Mugato: I don't care what people say, she's hot.


smoking.  one of the few women my age that is.
 
2013-11-16 12:38:28 PM

StopLurkListen: "healthy"?

...was she sick recently? I don't get it


Pretty sure it was a reference to these:
www.newsgab.com
 
2013-11-16 12:41:13 PM

StopLurkListen: "healthy"?

...was she sick recently? I don't get it


I think maybe subby's saying she's a little meatier than usual but I think it just might be a push up bra.

I think she's funny as well as hot. I realize her humor is blunt and not terribly intelligent and her shtick is that there's these filthy things coming out of the mouth of a cute innocent looking girl but what can I say, not everything I like has to be Sir Noel Coward.

I never watched her TV show though.
 
2013-11-16 01:04:03 PM
just google three words. Take this waltz
 
2013-11-16 01:09:19 PM
She's smug and obnoxious, two traits that I find overwhelmingly unattractive. Jimmy Kimmel is a douche nozzle in a suit. I hope they both choke on a cracker.
 
kth
2013-11-16 01:12:48 PM
In my circle of friends, we refer to that type of dress as the "I'll see you in hell" dress. She looks awesome.
 
2013-11-16 01:23:18 PM

gwowen: I like Silverman and Kimmel, but that was a lame eight minutes.


Subby means she's put on weight. Remember, there's a Fark Fatty Brigade ready to white knight anyone who's put on 80 pounds and say she's "healthy"
/I'm not saying Sarah put on 80 pounds
//but you chubby chasers are too much sometimes
 
2013-11-16 01:27:50 PM

Mugato: I don't care what people say, she's hot.


THIS!

www.informedmeateater.com
 
2013-11-16 01:40:38 PM
She's attractive as long as she doesn't talk.
 
2013-11-16 01:42:17 PM
oh my god..... she's 42 ?!!?!??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?


I would've thought late 20's, early 30's
 
2013-11-16 01:46:30 PM

DubyaHater: gwowen: I like Silverman and Kimmel, but that was a lame eight minutes.

Subby means she's put on weight. Remember, there's a Fark Fatty Brigade ready to white knight anyone who's put on 80 pounds and say she's "healthy"
/I'm not saying Sarah put on 80 pounds
//but you chubby chasers are too much sometimes


you like what you like and i'll like what i like. deal?
 
2013-11-16 01:53:49 PM

red5ish: She's smug and obnoxious, two traits that I find overwhelmingly unattractive.


In her comedy it comes off as childish and endearing, but i bet it would get old real fast in a relationship.

Although the sex just might balance that out for a year or two.

cdn2.holytaco.com
 
2013-11-16 01:56:01 PM

Third_Uncle_Eno: oh my god..... she's 42 ?!!?!??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?


I would've thought late 20's, early 30's


Not since she was on Star Trek:Voyager.

starwrecked.com
 
2013-11-16 01:57:32 PM
What would have raised it to epic is if they sang "I Got You Babe".

/or "I'm Farking Ben Affleck"
 
2013-11-16 02:12:24 PM
Sarah Silverman is hilarious. I seriously don't get why "the internet" hates her so much. Plus she's hot-as-hell. It's hard to believe she's 42.
 
2013-11-16 02:20:02 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Third_Uncle_Eno: oh my god..... she's 42 ?!!?!??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?


I would've thought late 20's, early 30's

Not since she was on Star Trek:Voyager.


That was like in 1996 and she's been in stuff like Mr. Show before that, which is the only reason I knew roughly how old she was but yeah, she looks great for her age.
 
2013-11-16 02:26:02 PM

solcofn: Mugato: I don't care what people say, she's hot.

THIS!

[www.informedmeateater.com image 850x531]


Good god, I would wreck that so hard the insurance payout would cover full blue book value.

Okay, I got nothing.  But man I want her.
 
2013-11-16 02:45:01 PM

Toxicphreke: just google three words. Take this waltz


She put on weight and stopped exercising to look as dumpy as possible for that role. She was playing an alcoholic suburban housewife who had stopped giving a shiat. She wasn't supposed to look good.
 
2013-11-16 03:07:42 PM
so hot!!!
 
2013-11-16 03:37:51 PM

OregonVet: Mugato: I don't care what people say, she's hot.

She's totally my type. Except her voice, which I'm sure I'd get over it.


She wouldn't be doing much talking...

/like the fist of an angry god with a murdered son, if you know what I mean
//and I think you do
 
2013-11-16 04:06:42 PM

red5ish: She's smug and obnoxious, two traits that I find overwhelmingly unattractive. Jimmy Kimmel is a douche nozzle in a suit. I hope they both choke on a cracker.


you'd love the beginning of Way of the Gun (way NSFW)
 
2013-11-16 04:07:55 PM

Mugato: I don't care what people say, she's hot.


Well, duh.  It's the only reason she has a career.
 
2013-11-16 04:30:55 PM

Richard Roma: Mugato: I don't care what people say, she's hot.

Well, duh.  It's the only reason she has a career.


But enough about Whitney Cummings.....
 
2013-11-16 05:47:59 PM

stonelotus: red5ish: She's smug and obnoxious, two traits that I find overwhelmingly unattractive. Jimmy Kimmel is a douche nozzle in a suit. I hope they both choke on a cracker.

you'd love the beginning of Way of the Gun (way NSFW)


That whole movie deserves more attention than it got. Good flick.
 
2013-11-16 08:11:35 PM
Sarah Silverman's Dirty Smartphone Hack. Skip to the one minute mark for the "hack".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gfg4OMrqCU
 
2013-11-16 09:12:27 PM

stonelotus: red5ish: She's smug and obnoxious, two traits that I find overwhelmingly unattractive. Jimmy Kimmel is a douche nozzle in a suit. I hope they both choke on a cracker.

you'd love the beginning of Way of the Gun (way NSFW)


I was going to mention this, it was on the other night and I just caught the scene when she was cursing the guys out.

Great movie over all, but I LOVE that scene.

She's always been cute, never really been funny.  Female Zach Galifinakis.  Acting weird and odd does not equate to funny.
 
2013-11-16 10:44:39 PM

kth: In my circle of friends, we refer to that type of dress as the "I'll see you in hell" dress. She looks awesome.


So how are you and your coven of bitter little whores doing, anyway?
 
2013-11-16 11:32:35 PM

CaptainFatass: kth: In my circle of friends, we refer to that type of dress as the "I'll see you in hell" dress. She looks awesome.

So how are you and your coven of bitter little whores doing, anyway?


Your derogatory use of the word "bitter"...

Reminds me of something I heard once.  About a pot and a kettle?  I forget how it goes.
 
2013-11-17 12:16:09 AM
Healthy as in ripe or lush?  Or at least a good push-up bra.
 
2013-11-17 12:42:15 AM
My brother is in a support group with her hairdresser. The guy claims that she loves cumming, and masturbates in the salons bathroom all the time.
 
2013-11-17 07:00:13 AM

Hugo Zorilla: My brother is in a support group with her hairdresser. The guy claims that she loves cumming, and masturbates in the salons bathroom all the time.


Seems legit.

Eh, who am I kidding?  I'm happy enough with the revelation that I'm willing to overlook the source.
 
2013-11-17 09:16:30 AM

Shuna Sassi: Hugo Zorilla: My brother is in a support group with her hairdresser. The guy claims that she loves cumming, and masturbates in the salons bathroom all the time.

Seems legit.

Eh, who am I kidding?  I'm happy enough with the revelation that I'm willing to overlook the source.


I heard she craps in the shower and heels it down the drain.
 
2013-11-18 12:06:42 AM
I can't vouch for the hairdresser, but my brother is one of the boringest people ever. He had to ask me who Sarah is. Why the hairdresser told him, I don't know.
 
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