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(New York Daily News)   Apparently Courtney Stodden DOES have standards   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
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6526 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 16 Nov 2013 at 10:50 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-16 09:00:51 AM  
Wow. An interview by someone who is only famous for being someone else's friend of a person who is only famous for being someone else's underaged and over-plasticized wife.  This is what they meant when the site's header said "it's not news...."

\and for the record, got stuck in a restaurant that had her talk "show" on one day, and I can say, without hyperbole, that if she were more famous she'd be giving Chevy Chase a run for his money for worst show ever
\\thank god i was only getting takeout
 
2013-11-16 09:50:04 AM  
just wait.  when she's out of money, she'll take a mere fraction of that number.
 
2013-11-16 09:52:10 AM  
I would watch her porno, but I wouldn't fap to it.

/who am I kidding, of course I'd fap to it.
 
2013-11-16 10:29:07 AM  
Stodden rose to fame at 16 when she married actor Doug Hutchison, who was 51-years-old at the time.

Remember when people used to become famous for some talent or accomplishment or...something? What am I saying, farking Pepperidge Farm probably doesn't even remember.
 
2013-11-16 10:33:48 AM  
That woman is disgusting in every way.

She may have been cute pre-surgeries*, but now she looks like a really bad, over-the-top drag queen.  Pukatronic.

*does this mean I should take a seat over there?
 
2013-11-16 10:56:52 AM  
Who ?

/DRTFA
 
2013-11-16 10:58:44 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: That woman is disgusting in every way.

She may have been cute pre-surgeries*, but now she looks like a really bad, over-the-top drag queen.  Pukatronic.

*does this mean I should take a seat over there?


Maybe she's into that bimbofication fetish. Those types are very into over the top cosmetic surgery.
 
2013-11-16 10:59:55 AM  
Tee hee, she thinks she has enough of a career and/or dignity left to be worth more than the $5m they offered her. That's adorable.
 
2013-11-16 11:15:41 AM  
She looks like she managed to go through the process of turning from a fresh faced teenager into a comically and tackily surgically enhanced washed up porn star in record time without even being in porn.
 
2013-11-16 11:15:45 AM  

ManateeGag: just wait.  when she's out of money, she'll take a mere fraction of that number.


This.  I'd love to be a fly on the wall during that conversation.
 
2013-11-16 11:17:58 AM  
"'I don't have a book, that's a rumor. I don't read or write,' she admitted."

sometimes the truth is refreshing
 
2013-11-16 11:26:28 AM  
I don't much care for miley cyrus but at least she didn't run out and get a pair of ridiculous bolt on's like this thing did
 
2013-11-16 11:33:09 AM  
"He killed me with a sword Mal".
 
2013-11-16 11:37:29 AM  

LeroyBourne: ManateeGag: just wait.  when she's out of money, she'll take a mere fraction of that number.

This.  I'd love to be a fly on the wall during that conversation.


I'm sure there will be flies.
 
2013-11-16 11:40:35 AM  
She won't do porn? What else is she good for. She can't read or write, has the face of a developmentally disabled adult and a bolt on body. She's not going to use her money to get educated. Porn is all she can turn to.
She could play the victim in one of those angry lesbian gangbang videos.

If those exist that is...I wouldn't know.
 
2013-11-16 11:41:10 AM  

GameSprocket: .

I'm sure there will be flies.


snort*
 
2013-11-16 11:43:39 AM  
she found a legal avenue for being a prostitute, found a guy who would "marry" her and then pay lots of money to have sex with her.  once she had wasted all the money on plastic surgery fails, they decide to get divorced.  wow.
 
2013-11-16 11:48:23 AM  
Are you telling me she won't have sex with multiple black men?
 
2013-11-16 11:50:40 AM  
Give it a month.
 
2013-11-16 11:53:32 AM  
So, two morons talking across each other? Sounds like viewing time well-spent; sorry missed it.

But I think we're all missing the larger issue here: DOUG HUTCHINSON IS AVAILABLE. All you 12 year olds, start rouging your knees, because ole, Doug will be ready for you in a few years.
 
2013-11-16 11:56:09 AM  
What the fark is that thing pictured in the article? I guess anyone can be a plastic surgeon.
 
2013-11-16 12:00:35 PM  
She was really hot before this round of plastic surgery.

Her looks are the one asset she had going for her and she's almost wrecked her face.

It makes you wonder if there's a nefarious force at work to take out potential reality show competitors through plastic surgery.
/potential South Park episode?
 
2013-11-16 12:05:54 PM  
I would rather MILF the hell out of Bethany.
 
2013-11-16 12:06:36 PM  

zvoidx: She was really hot before this round of plastic surgery.

Her looks are the one asset she had going for her and she's almost wrecked her face.

It makes you wonder if there's a nefarious force at work to take out potential reality show competitors through plastic surgery.
/potential South Park episode?


Almost?
 
2013-11-16 12:10:26 PM  

debug: zvoidx: She was really hot before this round of plastic surgery.

Her looks are the one asset she had going for her and she's almost wrecked her face.

It makes you wonder if there's a nefarious force at work to take out potential reality show competitors through plastic surgery.
/potential South Park episode?

Almost?


She hasn't hit Nikki Cox level of wrecked...yet.
 
2013-11-16 12:14:29 PM  
media.tumblr.com

/Oblig
//New "face" of feminism, apparently
 
2013-11-16 12:18:55 PM  
img.spokeo.com
It's almost like looking into Stoddard's future
 
2013-11-16 12:33:40 PM  
Stodden's future
 
2013-11-16 12:36:17 PM  
it's hard to believe she isn't a surgery happy woman in her late 40's
 
2013-11-16 12:57:18 PM  
Her "career"?
 
2013-11-16 01:06:38 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: I would rather MILF the hell out of Bethany.


Lord no.

I can never forgive that woman for putting aspartame into alcohol.
 
2013-11-16 01:07:18 PM  

Evil Mackerel: "He killed me with a sword Mal".


Nice.

content7.flixster.com
 
2013-11-16 01:17:07 PM  
There's no way in hell she got offered $5,000,000.  Tube sites have killed the profits for celebrity porn tapes.  This isn't the early 90s where you could only see the Pam & Tommy Lee video was on farking VHS.
 
2013-11-16 03:04:39 PM  

Sgt Otter: There's no way in hell she got offered $5,000,000.  Tube sites have killed the profits for celebrity porn tapes.  This isn't the early 90s where you could only see the Pam & Tommy Lee video was on farking VHS.


I think it was her way of getting the ball rolling so to speak. She tells the media she has been offered 5 mill to do porn and now she waits for a counter offer.
 
2013-11-16 04:02:47 PM  
When I saw this link on the sidebar of the 'Ashton Kutcher takes his dog to be put down' link, I knew I'd see it here at some point. Sucker bet.
 
2013-11-16 04:47:52 PM  
At first I was going to complain about lazy "journalists" that write 3 line articles.   But then I was thankful that there is really nothing more to write about.
 
2013-11-16 05:03:28 PM  
So she asked for $10M?
 
2013-11-16 07:09:55 PM  
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2013-11-16 09:28:24 PM  
She may as well become a porn star, she already looks like one. A 45 year old porn star at that.
 
2013-11-16 10:26:41 PM  
i can't really disagree with all the negative stuff everybody says about her here, but i wouldn't mind like an hour just having fun with that fake plastic attention whore body.
 
2013-11-16 10:39:26 PM  

Lurk sober post drunk: i can't really disagree with all the negative stuff everybody says about her here, but i wouldn't mind like an hour just having fun with that fake plastic attention whore body.


Is that hour all at once or weekly installments?
 
2013-11-16 11:34:25 PM  

GameSprocket: LeroyBourne: ManateeGag: just wait.  when she's out of money, she'll take a mere fraction of that number.

This.  I'd love to be a fly on the wall during that conversation.

I'm sure there will be flies.


Ha!
 
2013-11-17 12:12:49 AM  

AbiNormal: Lurk sober post drunk: i can't really disagree with all the negative stuff everybody says about her here, but i wouldn't mind like an hour just having fun with that fake plastic attention whore body.

Is that hour all at once or weekly installments?


when i say "hour" in regards to sexual intercourse i really mean 5-7 minutes. not sure i could put up with being around her more than once.  just saying her body looks fun.
 
2013-11-17 01:04:32 AM  
"Doesn't read or write"? More likely, "can't read or write".  Plus, her poor bo0bies are purplish. That's not good for a 50 year old.
 
2013-11-17 02:17:47 AM  
I always knew she wasn't terribly bright, but illiterate? Dear god. She had best cash in before her 25 minutes are up, and that means doing the porn. When it's over, she won't even be able to get a job at McDonald's. Even for that job, you have to be able to fill out the farking application
 
2013-11-17 05:00:58 AM  

unyon: Evil Mackerel: "He killed me with a sword Mal".

Nice.

[content7.flixster.com image 243x164]


"I cried.  Like a baby.  A hungry, angry baby."
 
2013-11-17 10:32:27 AM  

Lurk sober post drunk: AbiNormal: Lurk sober post drunk: i can't really disagree with all the negative stuff everybody says about her here, but i wouldn't mind like an hour just having fun with that fake plastic attention whore body.

Is that hour all at once or weekly installments?

when i say "hour" in regards to sexual intercourse i really mean 5-7 minutes. not sure i could put up with being around her more than once.  just saying her body looks fun.


Except she would probably just lie there, staring at the ceiling, thinking about her next plastic surgery adventure and which paparazzi to call to be there taking "exclusive" photos.
 
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