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(Daily Mail)   Teen uses fake I.D. and credit card to get breast implants, cops hoping for huge bust   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 47
    More: Dumbass, Identity document forgery, credit cards, American Board of Plastic Surgery, Upper East Side  
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2013-11-16 07:48:57 AM
I'm not even going to say it.
 
2013-11-16 07:49:38 AM
19 years old is only a "teen" on porn sites. In the real world, she's an adult.
 
2013-11-16 07:52:35 AM
I'm sure Dr. Hyman is all broken up over this.
 
2013-11-16 07:55:08 AM
When your wife finds out that you bought that stripper breast implants you have to say the card was stolen.
 
2013-11-16 07:55:34 AM
Of course, the after picture is below the neck so the only way the police will find this person is to visit all the stripper clubs in the north east.
 
2013-11-16 07:55:48 AM
I hope that they bust her, Hyman.
 
2013-11-16 07:58:48 AM
I see the Hyman jokes have already been taken care of. Shame you can only do those once.
 
2013-11-16 08:03:21 AM
Yes, ma'am, very impressive...
i.dailymail.co.uk

... but we just wanted to ask you some questions.
 
2013-11-16 08:07:29 AM
 
2013-11-16 08:18:44 AM
Article useless without tits.
 
2013-11-16 08:19:15 AM

LonMead: Yes, ma'am, very impressive...
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x335]

... but we just wanted to ask you some questions.


Came for this.  Literally, I came.
 
2013-11-16 08:20:57 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Article useless without tits.


i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-11-16 08:22:11 AM
Thanks for keeping us abreast of things.
 
2013-11-16 08:24:47 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: 19 years old is only a "teen" on porn sites. In the real world, she's an adult.


You were hoping for someone younger?
 
2013-11-16 08:29:29 AM

Kyosuke: AverageAmericanGuy: 19 years old is only a "teen" on porn sites. In the real world, she's an adult.

You were hoping for someone younger?


Methinks you're reading too much into that post.
 
2013-11-16 08:32:49 AM
Pics or it didn't happen.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-11-16 08:49:56 AM
If he kept a tissue sample he could give police a DNA profile.
 
2013-11-16 08:53:51 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: 19 years old is only a "teen" on porn sites. In the real world, she's an adult.


unless that 19 year old is still in college then parents/media treat them still as children and should be given special protections.
 
2013-11-16 08:55:55 AM
So she stole money for the privilege of being groped by a doctor.  She wasn't even awake to enjoy the gentle molesting.

Kids are all wrong these days.
 
2013-11-16 09:28:08 AM
Does he unsharpen knees?
 
2013-11-16 09:34:45 AM
Did her attempt to use a CC to pay for a $7500 procedure not raise any eyebrows?  Is it common for people to use credit cards to pay for these kinds of procedures?

Also...it took 18 months to determine the card had been stolen?  Really?
 
2013-11-16 09:37:41 AM

arcas: Did her attempt to use a CC to pay for a $7500 procedure not raise any eyebrows?  Is it common for people to use credit cards to pay for these kinds of procedures?

Also...it took 18 months to determine the card had been stolen?  Really?


If you're going to blow 7500 on fake tits, odds are you have a credit card with that kind of limit
 
2013-11-16 09:39:22 AM
Is it just me or does this story smell of shiat? I mean, 18 months? Someone pulled some shenanigans.
 
2013-11-16 09:44:16 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Article useless without tits.


beveragetitans.com

/where are my glasses, anyway?
 
2013-11-16 10:02:47 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Article useless without tits.


Here's a nice pair for you.
 
2013-11-16 10:02:55 AM
well, this is disappointing. A boob thread would've really brightened this shiatty excuse for a saturday.
 
2013-11-16 10:19:30 AM

arcas: Did her attempt to use a CC to pay for a $7500 procedure not raise any eyebrows?  Is it common for people to use credit cards to pay for these kinds of procedures?

Also...it took 18 months to determine the card had been stolen?  Really?


I'm sure it could have, but she opted for breast implants instead.
 
2013-11-16 10:19:54 AM

EvilVanMan: well, this is disappointing. A boob thread would've really brightened this shiatty excuse for a saturday.


Truer words.........
 
2013-11-16 11:07:42 AM

arcas: Did her attempt to use a CC to pay for a $7500 procedure not raise any eyebrows?  Is it common for people to use credit cards to pay for these kinds of procedures?
Also...it took 18 months to determine the card had been stolen?  Really?


Well, they probably knew it was stolen before. It was only recently they discovered that they could use it as an excuse to search out and "question" a lot of big breasted young women.
 
2013-11-16 11:10:28 AM

arcas: Did her attempt to use a CC to pay for a $7500 procedure not raise any eyebrows?  Is it common for people to use credit cards to pay for these kinds of procedures?

Also...it took 18 months to determine the card had been stolen?  Really?


I think showing up with $7500 in cash money is more suspicious.
 
2013-11-16 11:19:59 AM
FTA: The cops are working vigorously to get this huge bust,' an unidentified police source told The Post.

NYC cop with a sense of humor.... go figure
 
2013-11-16 11:23:35 AM

stratagos: arcas: Did her attempt to use a CC to pay for a $7500 procedure not raise any eyebrows?  Is it common for people to use credit cards to pay for these kinds of procedures?

Also...it took 18 months to determine the card had been stolen?  Really?

If you're going to blow 7500 on fake tits, odds are you have a credit card with that kind of limit


Plus cash back/airline miles/etc
 
2013-11-16 11:56:11 AM
Photographic evidence required or the veracity of the article is suspect.
 
2013-11-16 12:27:05 PM
The police also received complaints about the young woman undressing in front of an open window.

They said they would look into it.
 
2013-11-16 12:37:09 PM

stratagos: arcas: Did her attempt to use a CC to pay for a $7500 procedure not raise any eyebrows?  Is it common for people to use credit cards to pay for these kinds of procedures?

Also...it took 18 months to determine the card had been stolen?  Really?

If you're going to blow 7500 on fake tits, odds are you have a credit card with that kind of limit


wtf... they are giving out credit cards with 7500 limits to college kids nowadays.
 
2013-11-16 12:46:35 PM
Headline of the Year
 
2013-11-16 12:48:06 PM
ts1.mm.bing.net
Potential Suspect.
 
2013-11-16 12:56:17 PM
In NYC; I will need to see pics in order to identify the suspect.
 
2013-11-16 02:00:13 PM
No doubt they can hardly wait to get their hands on the evidence.
lygsbtd.files.wordpress.com
www.drshatzplasticsurgery.com
I'll just leave these here so the officers know what to look for.
 
2013-11-16 02:10:46 PM
PAGING Banned on the Run and Stealth Hippoputamus
 
2013-11-16 02:15:47 PM
 
2013-11-16 02:58:51 PM

danceswithcrows: Hmm.
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More images that might be relevant to the topic (possibly NSFW)


There are NSFW pictures of boobies on the interwebs??!?!?!?! WOW!
 
2013-11-16 03:19:49 PM
Every time I see this pic, the only thought in my head is, "Me Tarzan!!".
crow202.org
 
2013-11-16 03:35:05 PM

AbiNormal: Every time I see this pic, the only thought in my head is, "Me Tarzan!!".


(checks notes)
According to my notes, her name's not Jane[0]. It seems as though Jane's the woman below's last name, though.

crow202.org

[0] I'd call her Jane if she wanted me to, though....
 
2013-11-16 05:19:05 PM
www.trilobite.org
 
2013-11-16 07:44:43 PM
Pics or it didn't happen.  Sorry, internet rules.
 
2013-11-17 02:23:28 PM
Seriously the doctor could not tell the difference between 19 and 22?
 
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