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(List Wins)   A former NFL cheerleader accused of following a 12-year-old boy into a bathroom, fondling his penis and offering him oral sex has been spared jail   (listwns.com) divider line 143
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2013-11-16 08:36:17 AM  
Be a proper cheerleader, and go have sex in a bar bathroom stall with one of your fellow cheerleaders.

/but make sure any criminal charges don't include "not being able to profit from your crimes" as part of the sentence
//serious, that asshole judge needs to be thrown in Gitmo for committing the highest form of treason
 
2013-11-16 09:04:11 AM  
No, thank you.
i.imgur.com
/she gots the cray-cray eyes
 
2013-11-16 09:18:33 AM  

dahmers love zombie: No, thank you.
[i.imgur.com image 343x347]
/she gots the cray-cray eyes


www.listwns.com

Yes please!
 
2013-11-16 09:28:53 AM  
Where were these kids when I was cheerleading?
 
2013-11-16 09:32:32 AM  
I'd hit it
 
2013-11-16 09:52:06 AM  
12 year old Danny would have known enough to keep his mouth zipped.
 
2013-11-16 11:08:48 AM  
Y'know how people are tried as adults in court?  Can they try her as a man?
 
2013-11-16 11:24:18 AM  
Where was she when I was 12?
 
2013-11-16 11:44:51 AM  
cdn.observedtrials.net
 
2013-11-16 11:46:45 AM  
I think the most important word in the headline is "former." How sad.

/Not the act...although that's pretty bad
//No, I'm talking about how she is so unattractive
 
2013-11-16 11:47:42 AM  
That poor traumatized lad.
 
2013-11-16 11:47:53 AM  
"'I've never been one to eat a lot of junk food,' she explained."

Single malt junk though... as in 12 year old junk... may be her one exception.
 
2013-11-16 11:48:14 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Where was she when I was 12?


I'd don't know where she was, but I know where you were.  You where in the same place I was: The ugly boy corral.
 
2013-11-16 11:48:23 AM  
www.memphisflyer.com
 
2013-11-16 11:50:06 AM  
Cougars, where were you when I needed you?
 
2013-11-16 11:50:52 AM  
www.insidesocal.com
 
2013-11-16 11:51:20 AM  
Where were under sexed women when I was that age?
 
2013-11-16 11:52:48 AM  
"Where were under sexed women when I was that age?"

Not banging you, obviously.
 
2013-11-16 11:53:48 AM  
Biatch, get off my weewee, it's sandbox time.
 
2013-11-16 11:57:42 AM  
About 5 pics and a mugshot is not much of a GIS presence.  I guess she is just a minor celebrity.
 
2013-11-16 11:57:45 AM  
Nice picture!  What has she been doing lately, meth?  Cheerleader for the Flaming Thumbtacks, that figures.
 
2013-11-16 11:57:58 AM  
As a former 12 year old boy, who is currently having sex with a woman in her 40's, I have nothing to add to this thread.
 
2013-11-16 11:57:59 AM  
"The boy told police that Garner asked him whether he'd 'ever been with a woman' before she tried to pull down him pants."

Him pants.

Anyway, it's interesting. Apparently chicks dig virgins. Too.
 
2013-11-16 11:58:17 AM  
www.funnyphotos.co.za

Give me an 'F'...give me an 'A'...give me a 'T'...
 
2013-11-16 11:58:59 AM  
I wonder if the mother knows that her son is gay. NTTAWWT.
 
2013-11-16 11:59:04 AM  
From the article:

"The boy told police that Garner asked him whether he'd 'ever been with a woman' before she tried to pull down him pants."
 
2013-11-16 11:59:05 AM  
That must have been one sexy 12 year old.
 
2013-11-16 11:59:50 AM  
"Ever been in a Turkish women's prison, Joey?"
 
2013-11-16 12:00:06 PM  
I wonder if a person who feels driven to become a cheerleader, then tries to pleasure a teen, has approval and acceptance issues.
 
2013-11-16 12:01:39 PM  
I wonder what would have happened if the genders were reversed. I'm guessing the sentence would have been quite different.
 
2013-11-16 12:01:50 PM  

Bareefer Obonghit: Where were these kids when I was cheerleading?


That was funny. +1
 
2013-11-16 12:02:58 PM  
That kid is going to be kicking himself for the rest of his life.
 
2013-11-16 12:03:13 PM  

upload.wikimedia.org

He looka like a man.

 
2013-11-16 12:03:36 PM  
I'd make the jokes about how according to some of these judges in preteen female rape cases, he was asking for it...but it's just sick. Adults need to leave everyone under the age of 19 alone! (Because some 18 year olds are still in high school.)
 
2013-11-16 12:03:42 PM  
"'I've never been one to eat a lot of junk food,' she explained."

Who gives a shiat?  I mean, really, do we ask your average free candy van owner what kind of Froot Loops he eats in the morning?
 
2013-11-16 12:06:10 PM  

js34603: That must have been one sexy 12 year old.


============

I've seen adult women get all mushy over handsome teenage boys.  If you don't believe me, just ask Justin Bieber.
 
2013-11-16 12:06:27 PM  
My 12 yro isn't tall at 5', but I have met full grown man at about that height. Still she must have 4 sheets to wind drunk.
 
2013-11-16 12:06:34 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-16 12:08:49 PM  
Having a prostate problem, I guess the main issue is, did the kid complete the mission?
 
2013-11-16 12:09:08 PM  

Bareefer Obonghit: Where were these kids when I was cheerleading?


+1
 
2013-11-16 12:09:29 PM  
FTFA: Garnerlater told detectives the alleged assault was all a misunderstanding, 'that she was drunk that evening and she got the boy confused with a man' who was also at the residence.


Was the 12 year old tall for his age? Or was the man really short?
 
2013-11-16 12:12:50 PM  
"The boy told police that Garner asked him whether he'd 'ever been with a woman' before she tried to pull down him pants."

with

"Garner later told detectives the alleged assault was all a misunderstanding, 'that she was drunk that evening and she got the boy confused with a man' who was also at the residence."

So she opens with "are you a virgin" to pretty much any grown man then?

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2013-11-16 12:14:05 PM  
I guess the Obvious tag was attending sensitivity training in order to be told how males are creepy creep creepity creepy.
 
2013-11-16 12:14:47 PM  
WHAT is the problem? She offered (hopefully) a top quality blow job. She was willing to gobble the goo. I don't see the issue here.

/wished I could have gotten blow jobs at the age of 10.
 
2013-11-16 12:15:55 PM  
Is everybody missing the fact that apparently the preadolescent child she tried to molest WAS traumatized? That whole "bolted from the bathroom in a panic and told his mom" thing? Y'all missed that?
 
2013-11-16 12:16:08 PM  
Hero tag where art thou?
 
2013-11-16 12:16:11 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: As a former 12 year old boy, who is currently having sex with a woman in her 40's, I have nothing to add to this thread.


Right now? How are you posting on the internet?
 
2013-11-16 12:16:18 PM  
More proof of sexist bias in sex based crimes.

Drunk women accused of trying to have sex with 12yo boy = honest mistake 18mo probation

Drunk man accused of trying to have sex with 12 yo girl = Guilty in the public eye before trial, 20+ years in PMITA prison if guilty or if he really was innocent and is lucky enough to be found not-guilty in trial, he'll never be innocent in the public eye and will have to either move to a different country or commit suicide to get a way for being called a pedophile.
 
2013-11-16 12:16:31 PM  

Invincible Sky Lizard: From the article:

"The boy told police that Garner asked him whether he'd 'ever been with a woman' before she tried to pull down him pants."


Maybee da writah Jamaican, mon... you ne'er tink a'dat?
 
2013-11-16 12:16:53 PM  

emersonbiggins: So she opens with "are you a virgin" to pretty much any grown man then?


Maybe she slurred it really said "do you like sturgeon?"  Of course I'm not sure what kind of pick up line that is but perhaps a new trend based on fish is spreading.
 
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