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(The Atlantic)   If your doctor asks "What's your sign?" he or she isn't trying to hit on you; new studies indicate that your birth month can determine what maladies you may be struck with   (theatlantic.com) divider line 13
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2013-11-16 12:03:11 AM  
5 votes:
"I'm a Cancer."
"You're farked."
2013-11-16 09:15:45 AM  
4 votes:

Bucky Katt: bullshiat


I could tell by the individual bumps on your skull that you'd say that.
2013-11-16 09:47:18 AM  
3 votes:

Witness99: Don't let those born in March or April stick their dick in you


Beware the Rides of March?
2013-11-16 09:39:20 AM  
3 votes:

HotIgneous Intruder: I'll betcha there's a tailored homeopathic remedy for each month, too, RIGHT?

/Gawd people are superstitious idiots.


Hey, say what you want, but homeopathy is an effective treatment for dehydration. :)
2013-11-16 07:53:06 AM  
2 votes:
Idiots.  Everyone knows that you should only seek help from a fully qualified and AMA approved tea leaf reader.
2013-11-16 10:26:39 AM  
1 votes:

hardinparamedic: >Reads Article.

Oh, it's just astrology trying to remain relevant by disguising itsself as "alternative medicine".

This is such crap, I'm tempted to print it out just so I can wipe my ass with it.


You wipe your ass with crap?

/You eat pieces of crap for breakfast?
//Unhappy Gilmore
2013-11-16 10:13:50 AM  
1 votes:
Since I was born in September in the northern hemisphere, I'm obviously immortal. That's what I'm taking away from this article. Go me!!!
2013-11-16 09:34:39 AM  
1 votes:
I bet the subby/author is a Libra.
2013-11-16 09:27:15 AM  
1 votes:
"Can modern medicine actually learn from stars and seasonality?"

No.

/there, I just saved you over 1600 words of utter bullshiat
2013-11-16 09:20:59 AM  
1 votes:

bwilson27: I prefer chicken entrails.


He offered to read my entrails. I countered with how 'bout just reading my poop.

" I could take a dump right here on your desk, on this copy of the Atlantic, opened to an article on Asstrology." I said.
2013-11-16 09:09:41 AM  
1 votes:
Quackery
2013-11-16 09:09:38 AM  
1 votes:
I prefer chicken entrails.
2013-11-16 07:13:37 AM  
1 votes:
Clever, subby, but if my doctor asked me my sign, I'd know he was an idiot, since my exact birth day is on a chart right there in front of him.
 
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