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(Gawker)   So what is moral authority Ken Starr up to these days? Oh, just lobbying to get a serial pedophile released   (gawker.com) divider line 30
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2013-11-16 01:52:13 AM  
3 votes:

Noam Chimpsky: That's just disgusting...but why are the Polanskicrats outraged?


Both sides are bad, so molest Republican? Is that what you're getting at?

Fine, Polanski belongs in jail, too. There. Now go pretend to be victimized somewhere else.
2013-11-16 01:47:32 AM  
3 votes:

Farker Soze: whidbey: How is this "political news?" How is Ken Starr even relevant any more?

You are going to be soooo pissed when they're still talking about Palin 20 years from now.


Well, they'll be looking back on a surprisingly strong and robust Presidency. That's different.
2013-11-16 09:36:07 AM  
2 votes:

whidbey: Well, they'll be looking back on a surprisingly strong and robust Presidency. That's different.


Wow, what drugs do you take to foster such delusions?

Alphax: violentsalvation: rosebud_the_sled: I can understand Ken Starr's position.  All Conservatives are child molesters, most of them have not confessed yet.

Oh please. "Let's execute the child molesting f*cker and be done with it" is the general conservative position.

But then, It's OK If You Are A Republican.  IOKIYAAR.  Any rule, any law.


Starr is non-partisan despite the derpish claims. He's worked for Democrat child molester Jeffrey Epstein, Blackwater, ACLU, NRA, and Pro-Prop 8.

He's a lawyer if you start assigning motives other than survival to them, you humanize them.
2013-11-16 01:49:15 AM  
2 votes:

Farker Soze: whidbey: How is this "political news?" How is Ken Starr even relevant any more?

You are going to be soooo pissed when they're still talking about Palin 20 years from now.


Past tense, perhaps.

One of these days, she'll forget to breathe, and we'll never have to hear her voice again.
2013-11-16 01:49:11 AM  
2 votes:

you are a puppet: red5ish: Being an attorney means you represent your client, so I have no problem with Starr doing this. It is ugly but it is the way the system works.

He's not the guy's attorney, he's a character witness


stoli n coke: red5ish: Being an attorney means you represent your client, so I have no problem with Starr doing this. It is ugly but it is the way the system works.

Ken Starr was not the pedophile's attorney. He was a family friend who wrote the judge asking for leniency for a repeat child molester. He voluntarily told a judge that he thought a man who molested several girls under 14 had learned his lesson and was totally trustworthy.


mongbiohazard: red5ish: Being an attorney means you represent your client, so I have no problem with Starr doing this. It is ugly but it is the way the system works.

I know this is crazy and all... but you should probably RTFA.


Testiclaw: red5ish: Being an attorney means you represent your client, so I have no problem with Starr doing this. It is ugly but it is the way the system works.

Fracking.  Retard.


GODAMNITSOMUCH.
Sorry, I failed.

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2013-11-16 01:44:30 AM  
2 votes:

whidbey: readbot42: Ken Starr was offended by consensual adult sexy time. Assaulting children? Not so much. Just. Wow.

/wish there were a hell

Are you sure you aren't in it now?


You're soaking in it!
2013-11-16 01:31:38 AM  
2 votes:
Ken Starr was offended by consensual adult sexy time. Assaulting children? Not so much. Just. Wow.

/wish there were a hell
2013-11-16 01:00:09 AM  
2 votes:
I can understand Ken Starr's position.  All Conservatives are child molesters, most of them have not confessed yet.
2013-11-16 06:21:39 PM  
1 votes:

tbeatty: Ed Grubermann: Cataholic: Asking for leniency in sentencing is not the same as asking someone to be freed immediately.  But don't let that get in the way of your rage-on.

So, raping children is okay when it's your side doing it?

Roman Polanski and his side say "Yes."


B-b-b-but Polanski!
2013-11-16 10:47:18 AM  
1 votes:
2013-11-16 10:38:18 AM  
1 votes:

Kevin72: But but but Polanski. Eat scheiße and die Republican troll kiddie molester apologists. Always remembering that Clinton got a blowjob and 0bama's website didn't work perfectly.


Oh yeah, and don't forget BENGHAZI.
2013-11-16 10:06:34 AM  
1 votes:
Asking for leniency in sentencing is not the same as asking someone to be freed immediately.  But don't let that get in the way of your rage-on.

ps.  if you wish to complain about a special prosecutor being political, look no further than Lawrence Walsh.
2013-11-16 09:04:35 AM  
1 votes:
Let me know when Fox news puts (D) behind his name, then I will know he is the worst kind of evil.
Being a pedophile = acceptable, being a democrat = unacceptable, Being a democrat president = lock him up
2013-11-16 07:40:33 AM  
1 votes:
When Starr's limelight was brightest, I was in the elevator at one of the fanciest Hyde Park hotels in London, hoping Ken Starr antics didn't continue to crater the value of the dollar.

A fellow guest from the local area asked "What's the Ken Starr thing all about?"

I replied "He's a tobacco lawyer."

Watching his instant look of recognition was priceless.
2013-11-16 06:06:06 AM  
1 votes:

Noam Chimpsky: stoli n coke: Noam Chimpsky: That's just disgusting...but why are the Polanskicrats outraged?

Both sides are bad, so molest Republican?

What? Are you Russian? I knew a Russian chick once that would say really funny shiat without realizing it.



Bullshiat. No chick would ever talk to you. At least, not without getting a credit card number first.
2013-11-16 04:55:27 AM  
1 votes:

Noam Chimpsky: Smirky the Wonder Chimp: readbot42: Ken Starr was offended by consensual adult sexy time.

Only if it was by a democratic president, it would seem.

The thing about Clinton sodomizing youngsters in the oval office with cigars was that back then it would be seen as a security risk for blackmail by hostiles.


Youngsters. Un hunh. Drew, please rein in you favored troll monkeys. They are making a mockery of your sideshow.
2013-11-16 04:49:41 AM  
1 votes:

Rocket To Russia: When I saw "serial pedophile", I thought this was going to be about Ted Nugent. Isn't he supposed to be dead or in jail by now?


Really? No shiat?
2013-11-16 04:44:00 AM  
1 votes:
When I saw "serial pedophile", I thought this was going to be about Ted Nugent. Isn't he supposed to be dead or in jail by now?
2013-11-16 03:13:58 AM  
1 votes:

readbot42: Ken Starr was offended by consensual adult sexy time. Assaulting children? Not so much. Just. Wow.

/wish there were a hell


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2013-11-16 03:08:41 AM  
1 votes:

Empty Matchbook: whidbey: readbot42: Ken Starr was offended by consensual adult sexy time. Assaulting children? Not so much. Just. Wow.

/wish there were a hell

Are you sure you aren't in it now?

Approve


Someday I'll learn the proper use of PREVIEW...or Fark will have it not post if an image is being thrown out. So! TAKE 2!!

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Approves

/use take 2...
2013-11-16 02:18:51 AM  
1 votes:

gingerjet: I personally believe that Ken Starr has a large amount of actual honor


As evidenced by the fact that he wants an admitted child molester to walk the streets because "he took the time to chat" with their 14-year old daughter... Yeah, I bet he did.

Seriously, campaigning to get an admitted child molester out is about as far from "honor" as you can get, IMHO, unless you are the actual molester.

It's not even like we can say "Well, he served his sentence, and paid his debt to society.".
2013-11-16 02:11:25 AM  
1 votes:

quatchi: Who the fark is his guy that he could get so many high profile players to vouch for him in a court of law?

I mean Sanduski had a D-List celebrity thing going on so I sort of got why some idiots stuck up for him but this guy? WTF?


He was our peeps, I guess. I mean, those coaches, they'll do anything, but Our People don't actually molest little girls. Anyway, Sandusky was a closet homo, with all them little boys, so who cares, right?
2013-11-16 01:56:49 AM  
1 votes:
Eh, perhaps one to many A's in my acronym.
2013-11-16 01:55:29 AM  
1 votes:

violentsalvation: rosebud_the_sled: I can understand Ken Starr's position.  All Conservatives are child molesters, most of them have not confessed yet.

Oh please. "Let's execute the child molesting f*cker and be done with it" is the general conservative position.


But then, It's OK If You Are A Republican.  IOKIYAAR.  Any rule, any law.
2013-11-16 01:46:08 AM  
1 votes:
But getting a blowjob in the Oval Office is so heinous an act it merits all the money and self-righteous zeal you can throw at it, eh Ken?
2013-11-16 01:45:14 AM  
1 votes:

whidbey: How is this "political news?" How is Ken Starr even relevant any more?


You are going to be soooo pissed when they're still talking about Palin 20 years from now.
2013-11-16 01:33:02 AM  
1 votes:

readbot42: Ken Starr was offended by consensual adult sexy time. Assaulting children? Not so much. Just. Wow.

/wish there were a hell


Are you sure you aren't in it now?
2013-11-16 01:16:00 AM  
1 votes:

red5ish: Being an attorney means you represent your client, so I have no problem with Starr doing this. It is ugly but it is the way the system works.


I know this is crazy and all... but you should probably RTFA.
2013-11-16 01:00:44 AM  
1 votes:
In Ken Starr's defense, he is a two-faced piece of shiat.
2013-11-16 01:00:19 AM  
1 votes:
Being an attorney means you represent your client, so I have no problem with Starr doing this. It is ugly but it is the way the system works.
 
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