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(Lehigh Valley Live)   No officer, those aren't bricks of coke. Those are bricks of my homemade soap   (lehighvalleylive.com) divider line 9
    More: Stupid, soaps, Pennsylvania State Police, moving violation, state troopers, cocaine  
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7843 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Nov 2013 at 1:59 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-16 02:06:48 AM  
3 votes:
fta two kilogram-sized packages

I'll bet they arrested those dudes in less than twelve parsecs
2013-11-16 06:30:05 AM  
2 votes:

phrawgh: Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?" 
"Sand," answered Juan. 

The guard says, "We'll just see about that. Get off the bike." The guard detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. He releases Juan and lets him cross the border. 

A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What's in the bags?" 

"Sand," says Juan. 

The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle. 

This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years. Finally, Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico. 

"Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?" 

Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."



About a year later, this Arabic-looking guy comes up to the border on his bicycle with two large bags of sand over his shoulders.

The boarder guard immediately pushes him off his bicycle, puts a knee on his neck, and cuffs him while explaining that bicycle smuggling is illegal.

A young boarder guard runs up and asked how he recognized the bicycle smuggling operation.

"If you've see Juan, you've seen Jamal."
2013-11-16 04:36:34 AM  
2 votes:
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?" 
"Sand," answered Juan. 

The guard says, "We'll just see about that. Get off the bike." The guard detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. He releases Juan and lets him cross the border. 

A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What's in the bags?" 

"Sand," says Juan. 

The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle. 

This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years. Finally, Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico. 

"Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?" 

Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."
2013-11-16 02:01:00 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-11-16 03:23:32 AM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: What, no one else has used cocaine soap? You get SO farkING CLEAN.


I washed a shirt in cocaine soap once. It went in looking like this:

www.selectism.com

And came out of the wash like this.

www.halloweenplayground.com
2013-11-16 02:31:54 AM  
1 votes:
What, no one else has used cocaine soap? You get SO farkING CLEAN.
2013-11-16 02:22:13 AM  
1 votes:
mmmm homemade soap soup
2013-11-16 02:14:33 AM  
1 votes:

ladyfortuna: I read that as soup. The first three times the word was there. I was really quite confused.

/bedtime
Also, stopping someone for 60 in a 55, WTF? I see people with PA plates going at least 15 mph over all the time up here across the NY border. Nice to know the courtesy of ignoring it is not reciprocated.


The NSA knew when/where/what they'd be transporting, and notified the locals.
2013-11-16 02:02:27 AM  
1 votes:

Weatherkiss: [i.imgur.com image 300x350]


You bastard!
 
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