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(Lehigh Valley Live)   No officer, those aren't bricks of coke. Those are bricks of my homemade soap   (lehighvalleylive.com ) divider line
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2013-11-16 02:01:00 AM  
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2013-11-16 05:46:31 AM  
2 votes:
I got an idea for these guys, when they pulled over they should pull the "am I under arrest or free to go?" routine and the police will think "oh no, another one of these internet armchair lawyers...just get out of here, make sure to drive the speed limit next time". There seem to be enough of these "am I free to go" guys with their cameras these days and it's reached a point where you can pretend to be one of them and probably get away easily just to save them a headache.
2013-11-16 08:57:37 AM  
1 vote:
Clearly she's lyeing.
2013-11-16 04:59:34 AM  
1 vote:

common sense is an oxymoron: jtown: ladyfortuna: I read that as soup. The first three times the word was there. I was really quite confused.

/bedtime
Also, stopping someone for 60 in a 55, WTF? I see people with PA plates going at least 15 mph over all the time up here across the NY border. Nice to know the courtesy of ignoring it is not reciprocated.

The name's Cruz.  That's DWB[rown] any day of the week.


All the more reason to obey local traffic laws if you're carrying a couple of kilos of coke.


Don't be naive.  Driving exactly the speed limit = suspicious behavior.  Driving 5 under = obstructing the flow of traffic.  A cop can  always find a reason to pull over  anyone.
2013-11-16 04:43:38 AM  
1 vote:

jtown: ladyfortuna: I read that as soup. The first three times the word was there. I was really quite confused.

/bedtime
Also, stopping someone for 60 in a 55, WTF? I see people with PA plates going at least 15 mph over all the time up here across the NY border. Nice to know the courtesy of ignoring it is not reciprocated.

The name's Cruz.  That's DWB[rown] any day of the week.



All the more reason to obey local traffic laws if you're carrying a couple of kilos of coke.
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2013-11-16 02:36:59 AM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: Cruz, 26, said there were no drugs in the car and gave police permission to search it

This always makes me facepalm. Why do people consent to searches when they have drugs on them?


Not giving consent to search is extremely suspicious. They probably thought their hiding compartment was good enough.

When I was 16 or 17 the cops pulled me over for no particular reason. Asked to search my car. I said "no, I have somewhere to be." They said my refusal to consent to a search was probably cause for a search. Tore the shiat out of my car. Didn't find anything, because I don't transport drugs in my car.

Many years later the Supreme Court ruled that refusal to search did not, in fact, constitute probable cause for a search. But I guarantee you cops still do it.
2013-11-16 02:33:04 AM  
1 vote:
Cruz, 26, said there were no drugs in the car and gave police permission to search it

This always makes me facepalm. Why do people consent to searches when they have drugs on them?
2013-11-16 02:22:13 AM  
1 vote:
mmmm homemade soap soup
2013-11-16 02:11:59 AM  
1 vote:
While looking in the trunk, troopers opened a factory compartment on the side wall and found a plastic bag with two kilogram-sized packages wrapped in clear packaging tape and red tape. Cruz told police the packages were soap she made, but field tests showed the white powdery substance was cocaine, records say.

Yes, because people store soap in the side compartments of their vehicles.
 
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