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(Lehigh Valley Live)   No officer, those aren't bricks of coke. Those are bricks of my homemade soap   (lehighvalleylive.com) divider line 61
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2013-11-16 09:10:10 AM

jtown: ladyfortuna: I read that as soup. The first three times the word was there. I was really quite confused.

/bedtime
Also, stopping someone for 60 in a 55, WTF? I see people with PA plates going at least 15 mph over all the time up here across the NY border. Nice to know the courtesy of ignoring it is not reciprocated.

The name's Cruz.  That's DWB[rown] any day of the week.


Driving on 78 doing and actually doing the speed limit would have been their first mistake. I don't understand why these people don't use the back roads to get where they are going, 78 is just asking for problems.
 
2013-11-16 09:11:19 AM

namegoeshere: lack of warmth: I understand they have to pass a test to be a certified drug sniffing dog and handler

There is no unified standard for certification. The "test" is whatever the particular program says it is.

Comforting, huh?


It just got me thinking about the Ron White bust, when Ron said the dog did nothing different and the handler said the dog alerted.  It sounded like the handler forgot to give the false alert command.

It does bother me that I saw a handler demonstrate his dog's alert, it was the dog would sit.  Well if the dog got bored and sat, you got searched.  It was the handler and dog show at my hs, he would walk the hallways during classes and when the dog sat, the closest locker was searched.
 
2013-11-16 09:21:16 AM

ladyfortuna: I read that as soup. The first three times the word was there. I was really quite confused.

/bedtime
Also, stopping someone for 60 in a 55, WTF? I see people with PA plates going at least 15 mph over all the time up here across the NY border. Nice to know the courtesy of ignoring it is not reciprocated.


Here in VA the Pennsylvania tags are usually doing 45mph in the passing lane on I95
 
2013-11-16 09:46:29 AM

fusillade762: What, no one else has used cocaine soap? You get SO farkING CLEAN.


No, but I make a mean cocaine soup. Extended Family Thanksgivings are a blast.
 
2013-11-16 10:03:40 AM

lack of warmth: ladyfortuna: I read that as soup. The first three times the word was there. I was really quite confused.

/bedtime
Also, stopping someone for 60 in a 55, WTF? I see people with PA plates going at least 15 mph over all the time up here across the NY border. Nice to know the courtesy of ignoring it is not reciprocated.

I don't know why you think other states should have to put up with your bad drivers because your state does.  I am not a fan of NY douchebags, however there is another point.  She may have been a NY woman, but driving a Mercedes with Tennessee plates.  It isn't just profiling out of state plate here, this is out of state plate doesn't match vehicle type profiling.  I bet if it was a Saturn, she would not have been pulled over.  Mercedes don't stick out in NY, but they would in TN.  They stick out in MI, if you are in certain cities.


That wasn't my point, but whatever.
 
2013-11-16 11:46:14 AM
Later on ..

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2013-11-16 12:30:39 PM

phrawgh: Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?" 
"Sand," answered Juan. 

The guard says, "We'll just see about that. Get off the bike." The guard detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. He releases Juan and lets him cross the border. 

A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What's in the bags?" 

"Sand," says Juan. 

The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle. 

This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years. Finally, Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico. 

"Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?" 

Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."


Did you watch Perry Mason a few days ago?
 
2013-11-16 03:36:38 PM
You know who else had lots of homemade soap on hand?
 
2013-11-16 04:17:45 PM

Jamieboy: Notabunny: whidbey: mmmm homemade soap soup

I made an easy taco soup in the crock pot today. Want the recipe?

yes please.


Sorry it took me so long to respond. This is a Paula Dean recipe that I modified a bit. I cook for kids, so this turns out more savory than spicy. If you want it a bit more spicy, like I do, add more chili powder and some smoked Tabasco. I like Gebhardt's chili powder because it's a blend of nice flavors, but use your favorite. I enjoy it w/o any garnishing, but the kids like to add stuff. This soup is pretty yummy right out of the crock pot, but it's even better the 2nd day.

Enjoy!
--NAB

TACO SOUP

Ingredients

2 pounds ground beef
2 cups diced onions
2 teaspoons chopped garlic
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon black pepper

2 (15-ounce) cans pinto beans, drained
2 (15-ounce) cans kidney beans, drained
1 (15-ounce) can whole kernel corn, drained
1 (4 1/2-ounce) can sliced black olives, drained
1 (15-ounce) can Mexican-style stewed tomatoes
1 (15-ounce) can diced tomatoes
1 (15-ounce) can Ro-Tel brand tomatoes with green chiles
1 cup chicken broth

1 (1 1/4-ounce) packet taco seasoning mix
1 (1-ounce) packet ranch dressing mix
2 Tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
2 teaspoons Gebhardt chili powder
2 teaspoons smoked paprika

For garnish; sour cream, grated cheese, chopped green onions, diced avocados, corn chips.

Directions

Brown the ground beef, onions, salt, pepper, and garlic in a large skillet, then use a slotted spoon to transfer to a large (6 quart) slow cooker.

Add the remaining ingredients, stir, and cook on low for 6 to 8 hours. Garnish as desired.
 
2013-11-16 04:23:02 PM

Notabunny: Jamieboy: Notabunny: whidbey: mmmm homemade soap soup

I made an easy taco soup in the crock pot today. Want the recipe?

yes please.

Sorry it took me so long to respond. This is a Paula Dean recipe that I modified a bit. I cook for kids, so this turns out more savory than spicy. If you want it a bit more spicy, like I do, add more chili powder and some smoked Tabasco. I like Gebhardt's chili powder because it's a blend of nice flavors, but use your favorite. I enjoy it w/o any garnishing, but the kids like to add stuff. This soup is pretty yummy right out of the crock pot, but it's even better the 2nd day.

Enjoy!
--NAB

TACO SOUP

Ingredients

2 pounds ground beef
2 cups diced onions
2 teaspoons chopped garlic
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon black pepper

2 (15-ounce) cans pinto beans, drained
2 (15-ounce) cans kidney beans, drained
1 (15-ounce) can whole kernel corn, drained
1 (4 1/2-ounce) can sliced black olives, drained
1 (15-ounce) can Mexican-style stewed tomatoes
1 (15-ounce) can diced tomatoes
1 (15-ounce) can Ro-Tel brand tomatoes with green chiles
1 cup chicken broth

1 (1 1/4-ounce) packet taco seasoning mix
1 (1-ounce) packet ranch dressing mix
2 Tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
2 teaspoons Gebhardt chili powder
2 teaspoons smoked paprika

For garnish; sour cream, grated cheese, chopped green onions, diced avocados, corn chips.

Directions

Brown the ground beef, onions, salt, pepper, and garlic in a large skillet, then use a slotted spoon to transfer to a large (6 quart) slow cooker.

Add the remaining ingredients, stir, and cook on low for 6 to 8 hours. Garnish as desired.


I will now travel back in time to this morning and throw this in the crock pot so that I can be eating it for dinner.
 
2013-11-16 05:04:46 PM

jtown: common sense is an oxymoron: jtown: ladyfortuna: I read that as soup. The first three times the word was there. I was really quite confused.

/bedtime
Also, stopping someone for 60 in a 55, WTF? I see people with PA plates going at least 15 mph over all the time up here across the NY border. Nice to know the courtesy of ignoring it is not reciprocated.

The name's Cruz.  That's DWB[rown] any day of the week.


All the more reason to obey local traffic laws if you're carrying a couple of kilos of coke.

Don't be naive.  Driving exactly the speed limit = suspicious behavior.  Driving 5 under = obstructing the flow of traffic.  A cop can  always find a reason to pull over  anyone.



True, but giving the cops a *legitimate* reason to pull you over still increases the risk.
 
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