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(Daily Mail)   Sylvester Stallone slowly turning into a carrot   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 57
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2013-11-15 03:31:40 PM
Well, after all, orange is the new black.
 
2013-11-15 04:02:15 PM
He looks just fine. He's nowhere near as orange as some slimy Republican politicians.
 
2013-11-15 04:12:07 PM
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2013-11-15 04:13:36 PM
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2013-11-15 04:28:40 PM
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Looking GOOD Sly!
 
2013-11-15 04:52:32 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Why is the Italian Stallion in the middle of a man sandwich?
 
2013-11-15 04:58:35 PM
I've got the weirdest Boener right now.
 
2013-11-15 04:59:43 PM
Great, now Rob Schneider doesn't have any roles to fall back on.
 
2013-11-15 05:00:59 PM
I thought it was the other way around.

www.thedailyrash.com
 
2013-11-15 05:05:03 PM
Yo, vitamin A-drian
 
2013-11-15 05:19:46 PM
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A face only his mother could

shiat
 
2013-11-15 05:20:20 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Yo, vitamin A-drian


Awesome.
I was working on a Yo, Artichoke, but that is excellent.
 
2013-11-15 05:25:09 PM
Mr. Tangerine Man
 
2013-11-15 05:36:36 PM

snocone: Well, after all, orange is the new black.


If this is true, then orangeface is now racist.
 
2013-11-15 05:36:55 PM
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Derp!
 
2013-11-15 05:43:48 PM
And he's about to prove being a carrot...is harder than it looks!
 
2013-11-15 05:47:53 PM
FTFA: The Hollywood star was wearing a black bowler hat that was reminiscent of the headgear favoured by his Rocky Balboa character in the popular boxing films.

How is it even possible that a UK publication thinks that silly little straw thing on Stallone's head is a bowler?
 
2013-11-15 05:50:38 PM
You'd think that a writer from the UK would know that is not a bowler hat (which is round on top) but rather a pork pie hat.
 
2013-11-15 06:43:17 PM
Next movie will be Rocky versus social security and medicare.
 
2013-11-15 06:44:05 PM
Oh good. Now Lisa Simpson can get married in style.
 
2013-11-15 06:49:44 PM

Lorelle: He looks just fine. He's nowhere near as orange as some slimy Republican politicians.


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The guy next to him looks more orange than he does.
 
2013-11-15 07:01:27 PM

CrackpipeCardozo: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x891]

Why is the Italian Stallion in the middle of a man sandwich?


I'm more wondering why the shaped eyebrows. Plucking them to look expressive isn't acting.
 
2013-11-15 07:02:10 PM
I think a lot of people would look worse under harsh lights like that, but that orange is farked up.

I wonder if he applies some bronzer (or spray tan, or get out of the booth) walks out of his house checks himself out, and says, "nailed it".
 
2013-11-15 07:04:01 PM
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2013-11-15 07:11:45 PM

i.dailymail.co.uk


Cobra II:  Age is the disease, HGH is the cure.

 
2013-11-15 07:20:48 PM
He's got the IQ of one.
 
2013-11-15 07:24:57 PM
Sly is a dufus

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2013-11-15 07:54:28 PM
He looks pretty good for just about 70. Hate on, pathetic farkers.
 
2013-11-15 08:03:12 PM
For a second, I thought they just took a picture of a Todd McFarlane Sly Stallone action figure.
 
2013-11-15 08:05:49 PM

serial arseonist: snocone: Well, after all, orange is the new black.

If this is true, then orangeface is now racist.


No matter the color, being dissatisfied with your own skin is a special all it's own.
 
2013-11-15 08:20:13 PM

Ooba Tooba: He looks pretty good for just about 70. Hate on, pathetic farkers.


If you say so.  I was thinking he looks like an old man who tries, and fails miserably, to look like he's still 25.  But hey, if he wants to do that, what do I care.  And if you admire him for it, what do I care.
 
2013-11-15 08:21:33 PM

nathanjr: I thought it was the other way around.

[www.thedailyrash.com image 405x440]


Is Carrot Top nude in that pic, or is his crotch creases that prominent?
 
2013-11-15 08:29:29 PM
Whatever. He looks damn good for 67. In fact, he looks better than most men in their 30's.
 
2013-11-15 08:30:39 PM

fusillade762: Lorelle: He looks just fine. He's nowhere near as orange as some slimy Republican politicians.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 640x819]

The guy next to him looks more orange than he does.


I like the heels.  Bumps him up to 5'4".
 
2013-11-15 08:47:12 PM
Is it just me or does it look like he has a rib cage built on top of his rib cage.  Noticed in Rocky 6.   Looks really weird....
 
2013-11-15 09:02:57 PM
He puts it on in the morning so he can smeeeel manly.
 
2013-11-15 09:18:07 PM

Practical_Draconian: nathanjr: I thought it was the other way around.

[www.thedailyrash.com image 405x440]

Is Carrot Top nude in that pic, or is his crotch creases that prominent?


I was thinking the same thing. If he is-it kind of gives a different spin to his expression...
 
2013-11-15 09:21:39 PM
I'm not sayin' they are aliens,
 
2013-11-15 09:37:04 PM
www4.images.coolspotters.com
 
2013-11-15 09:51:07 PM
Everything about Stallone screams that he stopped maturing around age 20.
 
2013-11-15 09:56:49 PM
The "Tango And Cash" star?

Tango and Cash?
 
2013-11-15 10:09:03 PM
So many haters in this thread. Stallone is a very talented writer and a person with a lot of creativity who made something of himself in life. hate on, hipsters.
 
2013-11-15 10:37:19 PM

RockofAges: So many haters in this thread. Stallone is a very talented writer and a person with a lot of creativity who made something of himself in life. hate on, hipsters.


Talented writer? I'll grant you the original Rocky, but pretty much everything else on this list is just formulaic action crap.
 
2013-11-15 11:01:45 PM
Looks more like someone hit him with a flash from 2 ft away.
 
2013-11-15 11:15:16 PM

puckrock2000: RockofAges: So many haters in this thread. Stallone is a very talented writer and a person with a lot of creativity who made something of himself in life. hate on, hipsters.

Talented writer? I'll grant you the original Rocky, but pretty much everything else on this list is just formulaic action crap.


But the important thing is you found some way to make you feel superior.
 
2013-11-15 11:27:34 PM
I had to do a double-take at the "age 67" thing. He looks amazing for a guy that age.
 
2013-11-15 11:59:10 PM

Disgruntled Goat: I had to do a double-take at the "age 67" thing. He looks amazing for a guy that age.


Absolutely.  He looks great.
 
2013-11-16 06:02:08 AM
He looks fine. those pap pictures always make people look bad
 
2013-11-16 06:06:15 AM
 
2013-11-16 07:30:54 AM
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