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(Chicago Trib)   $3000 reward offered for drug dealer who escaped from courthouse. This will probably work considering his associates, because $3000 buys a lot of drugs   ( ) divider line 9
    More: Obvious, asset forfeiture, U.S. Marshals Service, Dirksen U.S. Courthouse  
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1469 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Nov 2013 at 5:38 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-11-15 06:04:21 PM  
2013-11-15 06:08:21 PM  
See, this is why I should start being friends with more criminals. You don't get this kind if money making opportunity when you only know law abiding citizens.
2013-11-15 06:25:37 PM  
Yeah, but then who are they going to buy drugs from, Mr. smartypants?
2013-11-15 06:44:05 PM  
I have a feeling the $200,000 bond might prove to be a greater motivation for someone.
2013-11-15 06:47:42 PM  
He and his associates chased and threw rocks at the witness?
So there is a Julio down by the school yard.
2013-11-15 06:49:59 PM  
Why would a judge order a guy to surrender himself into custody without making sure he has a couple of bailiffs standing behind him to ensure compliance?   What a dummy.
2013-11-15 08:13:03 PM  
just the knowledge that crime stoppers exists might blow subby's mind.
2013-11-15 08:24:38 PM  
Good for him. Drug laws are bullshiat, and snitches get stitches.
2013-11-15 11:42:01 PM
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