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(Some Liberal)   Saving journalists the trouble of having to ask her for comments, liberalbias has put up an automated "Sarah Palin Speech Generator"   (liberalbias.com) divider line 52
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2013-11-15 12:52:29 PM
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The technical term for this country back on the 4th of November. My plan is. My plan is about empowerment: empowerment of our mortgages are underwater. In fact, I have faith, I have trust, I thank you. Thank you. You know what? As the team and the Civil Rights Movement during the 20th Century. The real stimulus that weve been waiting for government approval that could potentially create more than a million highpaying jobs. The Tea Party Americans who are sincere in the United States. I thank God for Tea Party Americans.
Youre doing it Tea Party Movement. As some of us saw this day coming. I was serving as the Greeks believe in the United States military because we salute you, I am absolutely honored to get America back to the Iowa State Fair, I have respect for you. It is time now to GROW the Tea Party Movement is bigger than any one single leader. The Tea Party Americans who are ready and willing to fight for our troops in Iraq, regardless of the United States since World War I Liberty Memorial in Kansas City and standing in the United States.
I was then appointed ethics commissioner and chairman of the United Steelworkers Union, and I can tell you from hardearned experience with bumps and bruises along the way, Todd and I can tell you what my plan is the same as its always, though, safer in politics to avoid risk, to set up shop here and it must come from you. Thank you. You are nonstarters, yet still somehow avoid the unforgiving mathematics that led to the debt crisis that they got a lot of special interests, and I thank God for you.
You know what? As the mother of all the fine men and women in uniform. If we ever forget that we are unwilling to pay for it and there is only one candidate who has always been there to serve in my home state. I was introduced as someone who inspires no, you teach our children, you came down from the rest of America first gained the right track. We will not squander what we will not solve our economic problems.
No, this is a moment this is a man would be downgraded if politicians didnt get serious about tackling the debt crisis and the stagnation and the pundits turned around and he has shown these qualities so clearly or presents so clear a threat to business as usual, to the debt crisis and its not that nebulous hopeychangey stuff that was put in an individual back when Barack Obama is adrift with no plan to tackle the politicians will still get his posh vacations. Arent you just sick to death of those who"
 
2013-11-15 01:03:52 PM
"I thank you, Sarah, no leader in America. We will fight for America. We were humiliated in front of the United States and for all. But the reason is to allow those things that had been proposed over and over again. And I are blessed to be done. They cant even take responsibility for their investments in him to the next president of the country that few people could go through, never forget that and that will lead to our small businesses, you are taking a stand for needed reform in our calling, patriotic Constitutionalists. "
 
wee [TotalFark]
2013-11-15 01:31:26 PM
Needs better punctuation, capitalization, subject-verb agreement, and a few other things.
 
2013-11-15 01:34:56 PM

wee: Needs better punctuation, capitalization, subject-verb agreement, and a few other things.


I don't think you're really getting the concept here.
 
2013-11-15 01:42:01 PM

wee: Needs better punctuation, capitalization, subject-verb agreement, and a few other things.



Yes, definitely.  And the robotic speech generator could use some work too.
 
wee [TotalFark]
2013-11-15 01:48:11 PM

Bob Falfa: I don't think you're really getting the concept here.


Yes, I was speaking conversationally, not making a speech.  But thanks anyway.
 
2013-11-15 02:21:24 PM

wee: Needs better punctuation, capitalization, subject-verb agreement, and a few other things.


not too much subject-verb agreement, you want it to sound realistic
 
2013-11-15 02:27:49 PM

FloydA: wee: Needs better punctuation, capitalization, subject-verb agreement, and a few other things.


Yes, definitely.  And the robotic speech generator could use some work too.


Win.
 
2013-11-15 02:28:55 PM
Thanks, lieberals, you just put a few hardworking, Real American™ speechwriters out of work. JOB KILLERZ!@!
 
2013-11-15 02:33:02 PM
Uuuum, I posted the code for this on Fark a few days ago.  Handy little Java program called RandomDerpGenerator....  Glad to see someone referenced a decent soundbite library for it.
 
2013-11-15 02:35:41 PM
Look what happened during the 20th Century. The real cuts that are choking their way of life, their freedom to make government bigger, to take our campaign to every part of this, but you know why we dont have time to be born the heirs of that room, he shed his grace on thee, America! Solutions come from you and I are so proud of America. We will always endure. We are the sons and daughters of those who came before us. A few people could go on all day about the problems caused by the way that honors our commitment to our downfall if we dont have to give you more orders from Washington, D.
C., but back then it was three years ago that I spoke of this country. It is time now to GROW the Tea Party Movement. Now, some of you at that coop werent concerned with massive government burdens that are a boot on our neck. Get government out of the country that we are expected to govern with integrity and goodwill and clear convictions and a stagnant economy?
these Americans? feel that fierce urgency of now. The real cuts that are played, theyre concerned with political labels and inside baseball political games that are part of that in his next speech hell reveal his latest new superduper jobs plan. It is you who own these small businesses, you got up off your couch, you got off the John Deere, and that in his campaign. There is only one candidate who has shown us cronyism on steroids. It was Senator McCain gave me this opportunity, he shed his grace on thee, America!
We will not squander what we can do that now. Its not his fault. Our unsustainable debt, and to reduce the strength of America. We can to not let them do it again so we can achieve lasting reform and I are actually celebrating our 20th anniversary today, and to have been chosen brings a great man the next 67 days Im going to speak truth today because we believe in the service of his country, you are concerned civilized citizens and look what they say about you and I are actually celebrating our 20th anniversary today, and we took to the World with our countrys first credit downgrade for the rest of us.
A few weeks ago, after my visit to the federal government as government. This is a man who has truly fought for America to energy independence. I was thinking about your country, I say, ah, well keep it classy, and I are so proud of America in a long march towards saving our country. Youre doing it Tea Party Movement. Lets talk
 
2013-11-15 02:37:15 PM

Mitch Taylor's Bro: Thanks, lieberals, you just put a few hardworking, Real American™ speechwriters out of work. JOB KILLERZ!@!


You're never gonna believe this, but Sarah Palin often speaks extemporaneously. That brilliant, fluid prose you hear on the TV comes straight off her noodle!
 
2013-11-15 02:39:18 PM

UrukHaiGuyz: Mitch Taylor's Bro: Thanks, lieberals, you just put a few hardworking, Real American™ speechwriters out of work. JOB KILLERZ!@!

You're never gonna believe this, but Sarah Palin often speaks extemporaneously. That brilliant, fluid prose you hear on the TV comes straight off her noodle!


I, for one, am shocked that she doesn't plan things like "what words are going to come out of my mouth when I'm interviewed by this person about this topic." Shocked, I tells ya.
 
2013-11-15 02:40:14 PM

FloydA: wee: Needs better punctuation, capitalization, subject-verb agreement, and a few other things.


Yes, definitely.  And the robotic speech generator could use some work too.


lol Funny'd
 
2013-11-15 02:45:21 PM
It's kinda spooky how easily I can hear her saying crap just like this.
 
2013-11-15 02:46:14 PM
This is how we increase opportunity and prosperity for all the failures and the money rolling along. It is time for America. So, lets talk about massive unsustainable debt and deficit problems. Our seniors and our brave men and women in uniform being used as pawns? I call it investing. Dont call it spending now. Its a slap in the free market, and we can do it all over again. Are you willing to fight for freedom. We will

Good stuff, Sarah.
 
2013-11-15 02:49:03 PM
Does this mean the real one can go away now?
 
2013-11-15 02:49:52 PM
Most of the lines are too garbled to be funny but I got this little gem:

"See, there are a boot on our neck. Get government out of the United States military because we live by that moral strength that we the People of Alaska, we need."
 
2013-11-15 02:52:07 PM
That victory, remember friends, you came out of the United States Army. Track now serves in an individual. Its the same mess that were in. Heres how were going to let them do it by empowering the individual. Its not that nebulous hopeychangey stuff that was put in an infantry brigade and on Sept. 11, Track will deploy to Iraq in the free market.

Americas economic revival starts with Americas energy revival. Fifth, we stopped at a tipping point. United we must remember that the economy has actually improved. See, Candidate Obama pledged to fundamentally transform America and for all the fine men and women in uniform being used as pawns? I say polls, eh, theyre concerned with political labels and inside baseball political games that are part of that room, he had a
 
2013-11-15 02:54:28 PM
In a few weeks Republicans will make an Obama Speech Generator which will mock his use of correct syntax multisyllabic words.
 
2013-11-15 02:55:59 PM

Lando Lincoln: It's kinda spooky how easily I can hear her saying crap just like this.


I was thinking the same thing... As someone mentioned, it needs a tad more polish, but for the most part, you could post this as actual quotes, and I would bet that even her family wouldn't know the difference.
 
2013-11-15 02:57:55 PM

Nine Hundred and Eight: Does this mean the real one can go away now?


Hell, this one even has a hinged jaw. I see no need for the flesh and blood version anymore.
 
2013-11-15 03:01:49 PM
Its not about any ONE single leader. The Tea Party Movement is about empowerment: empowerment of our One Nation bus tour, we will fight for what is right about America. We will not squander what we will not squander what we can get this country great. We will be demonized. Theyll make things up. Theyll mock

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2013-11-15 03:02:49 PM

Notabunny: In a few weeks Republicans will make an Obama Speech Generator which will mock his use of correct syntax multisyllabic words.


Republicans create jobs.  They don't actually create things.  Though, I suppose of them could hire someone to create said program.
 
wee [TotalFark]
2013-11-15 03:04:05 PM

mrshowrules: not too much subject-verb agreement, you want it to sound realistic


Well, as nonsensical as Palin is she can (usually) pass a Turing Test.  The speech generator still needs a bit of polish.
 
2013-11-15 03:04:18 PM
Here is the one for Rand Paul

Rand-omizer
 
2013-11-15 03:04:36 PM

UrukHaiGuyz: You're never gonna believe this, but Sarah Palin often speaks extemporaneously. That brilliant, fluid prose you hear on the TV comes straight off her noodle!


Or her hand, depending on the day.
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doyner: Uuuum, I posted the code for this on Fark a few days ago. Handy little Java program called RandomDerpGenerator....


Dissociated Press was around long before Java existed.
 
2013-11-15 03:05:20 PM
We cant afford it and some of these families, like Sal Russo, and we can save our country and this is a moment when principles and political independence matter a lot more than just the party line and this is a moment this is how we create millions of men now longforgotten throughout history who charged the bayonets, and we can change all of his country. We can do it all over again. Are you going to speak truth today. Our country, not those inside the beltway types that are greater than during the Revolution.
Its not just to the tune of billions of your money and give more of the United States and I are so quickly demonized. Look what happened during the debtceiling debate. Wed been given to me that even some good conservatives run away debt. Spend more time trying to figure out how to hide their profits than they do in generating more profits so that they can expand and hire people here, drill now. Its the collusion of big government agenda via that motherofallunfundedmandates called OBAMACARE. For years my own family was supported as Todd worked up on Alaskas North Slope by a good energy sector job.
Americas economic revival starts with Americas energy revival. Fifth, we need a title to make a difference. We will fight for America. We will always come through. We can do it again so we can change all of this noble American tradition. This is a man who has always guided us to agree on everything, whether in Juneau or in Washington. Status quo. But listen closely to what he says. All of this, but its not that nebulous hopeychangey stuff that we are now were now embarking on a 40 billion natural gas pipeline to help lead America to energy independence.
I thank you. It is amazing to me 88 years almost to the suffering and sacrifice of those who stormed the beaches of Normandy and raised the flag at Iwo Jima and made America the most prosperous, the mission is clear. The only future that Barack Obama is trying to grow this movement isnt simply a political awakening, its you who build our communities with a Servants heart.
Now you have served past or present in the service of his country, not the politicos in the United States since World War I Liberty Memorial in Kansas City and standing in the service of his country, coming from the deer stand, you got to call it investing. Dont call it spending now. Now, no, this is a man would be the privilege of a lifetime, and I thank God for Americas freedom. As some of you? our hardworking individuals? because I have faith, I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice no the mirror. If anything, I thought that this cab was rare, but I thought 'man, forget it' yo holmes to bel air. I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
 
2013-11-15 03:05:45 PM
I'm getting interesting results.  Take part of a coherent speech from someone like Reagan, Gingrich, Cruz or Rubio and plug it into this gibberish generator at level 1.

Works pretty good.

"Amendment, but they have violating everything to defend our liberty check their constitutional rights at the political moment in the door - this is not a typical moment in the nation, with others or risk discipline, the Bill of Rights at they cannot share their constitutional process. We are facing everything to defend our liberty, telling soldiers in people's Houses.
If you look at they may start soon ordering servicewoman the Bill of Rights. I don't know that they cannot share their constitutional"
 
2013-11-15 03:06:23 PM

mrshowrules: I'm getting interesting results.  Take part of a coherent speech from someone like Reagan, Gingrich, Cruz or Rubio and plug it into this gibberish generator at level 1.

Works pretty good.

"Amendment, but they have violating everything to defend our liberty check their constitutional rights at the political moment in the door - this is not a typical moment in the nation, with others or risk discipline, the Bill of Rights at they cannot share their constitutional process. We are facing everything to defend our liberty, telling soldiers in people's Houses.
If you look at they may start soon ordering servicewoman the Bill of Rights. I don't know that they cannot share their constitutional"


gibberish generator

http://thinkzone.wlonk.com/Gibber/GibGen.htm
 
2013-11-15 03:08:49 PM
Set gibberish to level 6 (not level 1).

Here's another result:

"Air Force chaplains are no atheists in foxholes. Apparently, chaplain in history has tried to be talking about God. The phrase he posted a simple statement that there are no atheists in foxholes. Apparently, chaplains are being attacked by a flock of geese. We saw just say his name and people laugh. But Vice President Joe Biden said, if anyone is attacking your home, the assault on the assault on the Second Amendment that there are not supposed to be talking attacking your home, the Second Amendment"
 
2013-11-15 03:12:26 PM

salvador.hardin: Here is the one for Rand Paul

Rand-omizer


ಠ_ಠ

/well played!
 
MFK
2013-11-15 03:13:35 PM
waaaaaaaay too much punctuation
 
2013-11-15 03:16:00 PM

Notabunny: In a few weeks Republicans will make an Obama Speech Generator which will mock his use of correct syntax multisyllabic words.


That depends on what the meaning of is is.
 
2013-11-15 03:26:24 PM

salvador.hardin: Here is the one for Rand Paul

Rand-omizer


i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-15 03:27:41 PM
Have we used up all the sarah material that we now have to create a bot to generate more threads?
 
2013-11-15 03:28:49 PM
Barack Obama has shown us cronyism on steroids. It doesnt make sense. He doesnt make sense. He wants to make government bigger, to be done. So, I have trust, I have respect for you. Thank you, I have shared many blessings, and to begin the restoration of the same mess that we need to move on. Weve got to gather together last night was fun? getting to run for this country great. It was three years ago. Ive seen this kind of go along with fellow reformers in the United States Army.
 
2013-11-15 03:30:00 PM
But I didnt get into government to supply their every need. This is a moment when principles and political independence matter a lot more than this nonsense coming from the rest? to the generations yet to be done to restore America. We are in, but you will be a nation gone under. Yes, He being a sourdough by now, no leader in America. We are governed by a good energy sector job. Americas economic revival starts with Americas energy revival. Fifth, we win and when I found corruption there, I thank God for Americas freedom.

As some of these families have been proposed over and over again. Are you going to speak truth today. Last night? different demographics, different political parties even represented? and Todd reminded me as we walked out of work to do more of your money and give you more orders from Washington, and I can tell you that he is still the man that I fought it hard and I are blessed to be in the United States since World War I Liberty Memorial in Kansas City and standing in the effort to REFORM our entitlement programs.

The Tea Party Americans! Awesome. Well, its really good to see so many different demographics, different political parties even represented? and Todd and I can tell you from the rest of the United States Army. Track now serves in an infantry brigade and on Sept. 11, Track will deploy to Iraq in the United States and for all. If we dont have to give, and we took to the debt crisis that they can do it all over again. Are you willing to throw our military under the bus by threatening that their paychecks may not be able to thrive and succeed with fulfillment and with it the American dream.

President Obama, these people? these are things that had been proposed over many years to reform anything for you. You are what keeps me going, keeps so many different demographics represented and so many different states all across our great nation. We can change all of his country, you teach our children, you got to stand together. We are the heirs of freedom.

We can save our country, you are concerned civilized citizens and look what happened to all those promises about staying committed to repealing the mother of all that is entitlement reform is our son enlisted in the service of his country and we can and we shall nobly save, not just fear of a credit downgrade, they spend, they knew they were just allowed to spend trillions more today, theyd cut billions ten years from now. Its not that nebulous hopeychangey stuff that we are the heirs of freedom.
 
2013-11-15 03:30:20 PM

Notabunny: In a few weeks Republicans will make an Obama Speech Generator which will mock his use of correct syntax multisyllabic words.


Then the website will crash as the ultimate "f*ck you".
 
2013-11-15 03:36:40 PM
To be fair, she makes it really easy on them.
 
2013-11-15 03:38:16 PM

GWSuperfan: "
The technical term for this country back on the 4th of November. My plan is. My plan is about empowerment: empowerment of our mortgages are underwater. In fact, I have faith, I have trust, I thank you. Thank you. You know what? As the team and the Civil Rights Movement during the 20th Century. The real stimulus that weve been waiting for government approval that could potentially create more than a million highpaying jobs. The Tea Party Americans who are sincere in the United States. I thank God for Tea Party Americans.
Youre doing it Tea Party Movement. As some of us saw this day coming. I was serving as the Greeks believe in the United States military because we salute you, I am absolutely honored to get America back to the Iowa State Fair, I have respect for you. It is time now to GROW the Tea Party Movement is bigger than any one single leader. The Tea Party Americans who are ready and willing to fight for our troops in Iraq, regardless of the United States since World War I Liberty Memorial in Kansas City and standing in the United States.
I was then appointed ethics commissioner and chairman of the United Steelworkers Union, and I can tell you from hardearned experience with bumps and bruises along the way, Todd and I can tell you what my plan is the same as its always, though, safer in politics to avoid risk, to set up shop here and it must come from you. Thank you. You are nonstarters, yet still somehow avoid the unforgiving mathematics that led to the debt crisis that they got a lot of special interests, and I thank God for you.
You know what? As the mother of all the fine men and women in uniform. If we ever forget that we are unwilling to pay for it and there is only one candidate who has always been there to serve in my home state. I was introduced as someone who inspires no, you teach our children, you came down from the rest of America first gained the right track. We will not squander what we will not solve our economic problems.
No, this is a momen ...


-Rand Paul
 
2013-11-15 03:38:33 PM

UrukHaiGuyz: Mitch Taylor's Bro: Thanks, lieberals, you just put a few hardworking, Real American™ speechwriters out of work. JOB KILLERZ!@!

You're never gonna believe this, but Sarah Palin often speaks extemporaneously. That brilliant, fluid prose you hear on the TV comes straight off her noodle!


When she's on Fox News, it's very obvious that she's reading the words right off cue cards.  She looks bored, she fidgets, and she tries to get through the ordeal as quickly as she can (presumably so she can go run and cash the fat paycheck.)

But when she's talking to real reporters?   That is extemporaneous.  When nobody is there to carefully pick out her words and write them down for her before she talks, she gives us the big glorious word salad.
 
2013-11-15 03:46:39 PM
Whar Miss South Carolina, FARK?  Whar?

/because we need more maps and such
 
2013-11-15 04:19:04 PM
Does this mean everyone can sound like pocketninja?
 
2013-11-15 04:26:31 PM

CptnSpldng: Does this mean everyone can sound like pocketninja?


The next revision of the tool will automatically work in the names of Decepticons or Paul Jones song titles.
 
2013-11-15 04:34:49 PM

UrukHaiGuyz: Mitch Taylor's Bro: Thanks, lieberals, you just put a few hardworking, Real American™ speechwriters out of work. JOB KILLERZ!@!

You're never gonna believe this, but Sarah Palin often speaks extemporaneously. That brilliant, fluid prose you hear on the TV comes straight off her noodle!


oh, come on. It is not. It is planned and plotted to the last detail. My DOG could speak extemporaneously better than her. And I do not even have a dog.

/the great thing about being smart is the ability to play dumb.
 
2013-11-15 05:25:18 PM
http://palin.appspot.com/
SARAH PALIN IS YOUR NEW BICYCLE'S FLAT TIRE
SARAH PALIN THREW AWAY YOUR MAGIC CARDS
SARAH PALIN USED COMIC SANS


/click to refresh/randomize
//Sarah Palin is NOT 'smart-playing-dumb,' Sarah Palin is dumb
///but she does have a degree (I seriously wonder how many dicks she sucked to get it, too... 5 schools in 4 years)
 
2013-11-15 06:12:03 PM

phillydrifter: http://palin.appspot.com/
SARAH PALIN IS YOUR NEW BICYCLE'S FLAT TIRE
SARAH PALIN THREW AWAY YOUR MAGIC CARDS
SARAH PALIN USED COMIC SANS

/click to refresh/randomize
//Sarah Palin is NOT 'smart-playing-dumb,' Sarah Palin is dumb
///but she does have a degree (I seriously wonder how many dicks she sucked to get it, too... 5 schools in 4 years)


All of them, Katie.
 
2013-11-15 08:06:45 PM
phillydrifter:

//Sarah Palin is NOT 'smart-playing-dumb,' Sarah Palin is dumb
///but she does have a degree


Technically speaking, zero Kelvin is a degree.
 
2013-11-15 09:50:14 PM

Kome: UrukHaiGuyz: Mitch Taylor's Bro: Thanks, lieberals, you just put a few hardworking, Real American™ speechwriters out of work. JOB KILLERZ!@!

You're never gonna believe this, but Sarah Palin often speaks extemporaneously. That brilliant, fluid prose you hear on the TV comes straight off her noodle!

I, for one, am shocked that she doesn't plan things like "what words are going to come out of my mouth when I'm interviewed by this person about this topic." Shocked, I tells ya.


That's the hallmark of someone who thinks she's smart. No plans, no prep, she figures she'll march right in there and give those liberal media types the what-for, and the second someone challenges her assumptions or mentions a topic she's unfamiliar with, she panics, grabs the closest soundbite she can remember off the cuff, and starts stringing words together in a tone of voice meant to sound challenging, but entirely sans content.

With the interview over, she retires to her circle of bobbleheads who all tell her it's okay, it's all right, you showed that mean nasty gotcha journalist a thing or two, you were brilliant, have a treat. So when the media reports what she said the next day, she's already been convinced that they're out to get her. There will simply never be a moment of clarity with her. It's all gonna be like this.
 
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