wee: Needs better punctuation, capitalization, subject-verb agreement, and a few other things.
Bob Falfa: I don't think you're really getting the concept here.
FloydA: wee: Needs better punctuation, capitalization, subject-verb agreement, and a few other things.Yes, definitely. And the robotic speech generator could use some work too.
Mitch Taylor's Bro: Thanks, lieberals, you just put a few hardworking, Real American™ speechwriters out of work. JOB KILLERZ!@!
UrukHaiGuyz: Mitch Taylor's Bro: Thanks, lieberals, you just put a few hardworking, Real American™ speechwriters out of work. JOB KILLERZ!@!You're never gonna believe this, but Sarah Palin often speaks extemporaneously. That brilliant, fluid prose you hear on the TV comes straight off her noodle!
Lando Lincoln: It's kinda spooky how easily I can hear her saying crap just like this.
Nine Hundred and Eight: Does this mean the real one can go away now?
Notabunny: In a few weeks Republicans will make an Obama Speech Generator which will mock his use of correct syntax multisyllabic words.
mrshowrules: not too much subject-verb agreement, you want it to sound realistic
UrukHaiGuyz: You're never gonna believe this, but Sarah Palin often speaks extemporaneously. That brilliant, fluid prose you hear on the TV comes straight off her noodle!
doyner: Uuuum, I posted the code for this on Fark a few days ago. Handy little Java program called RandomDerpGenerator....
mrshowrules: I'm getting interesting results. Take part of a coherent speech from someone like Reagan, Gingrich, Cruz or Rubio and plug it into this gibberish generator at level 1.Works pretty good."Amendment, but they have violating everything to defend our liberty check their constitutional rights at the political moment in the door - this is not a typical moment in the nation, with others or risk discipline, the Bill of Rights at they cannot share their constitutional process. We are facing everything to defend our liberty, telling soldiers in people's Houses.If you look at they may start soon ordering servicewoman the Bill of Rights. I don't know that they cannot share their constitutional"
salvador.hardin: Here is the one for Rand PaulRand-omizer
GWSuperfan: "The technical term for this country back on the 4th of November. My plan is. My plan is about empowerment: empowerment of our mortgages are underwater. In fact, I have faith, I have trust, I thank you. Thank you. You know what? As the team and the Civil Rights Movement during the 20th Century. The real stimulus that weve been waiting for government approval that could potentially create more than a million highpaying jobs. The Tea Party Americans who are sincere in the United States. I thank God for Tea Party Americans.Youre doing it Tea Party Movement. As some of us saw this day coming. I was serving as the Greeks believe in the United States military because we salute you, I am absolutely honored to get America back to the Iowa State Fair, I have respect for you. It is time now to GROW the Tea Party Movement is bigger than any one single leader. The Tea Party Americans who are ready and willing to fight for our troops in Iraq, regardless of the United States since World War I Liberty Memorial in Kansas City and standing in the United States.I was then appointed ethics commissioner and chairman of the United Steelworkers Union, and I can tell you from hardearned experience with bumps and bruises along the way, Todd and I can tell you what my plan is the same as its always, though, safer in politics to avoid risk, to set up shop here and it must come from you. Thank you. You are nonstarters, yet still somehow avoid the unforgiving mathematics that led to the debt crisis that they got a lot of special interests, and I thank God for you.You know what? As the mother of all the fine men and women in uniform. If we ever forget that we are unwilling to pay for it and there is only one candidate who has always been there to serve in my home state. I was introduced as someone who inspires no, you teach our children, you came down from the rest of America first gained the right track. We will not squander what we will not solve our economic problems.No, this is a momen ...
CptnSpldng: Does this mean everyone can sound like pocketninja?
phillydrifter: http://palin.appspot.com/SARAH PALIN IS YOUR NEW BICYCLE'S FLAT TIRESARAH PALIN THREW AWAY YOUR MAGIC CARDSSARAH PALIN USED COMIC SANS/click to refresh/randomize//Sarah Palin is NOT 'smart-playing-dumb,' Sarah Palin is dumb///but she does have a degree (I seriously wonder how many dicks she sucked to get it, too... 5 schools in 4 years)
Kome: UrukHaiGuyz: Mitch Taylor's Bro: Thanks, lieberals, you just put a few hardworking, Real American™ speechwriters out of work. JOB KILLERZ!@!You're never gonna believe this, but Sarah Palin often speaks extemporaneously. That brilliant, fluid prose you hear on the TV comes straight off her noodle!I, for one, am shocked that she doesn't plan things like "what words are going to come out of my mouth when I'm interviewed by this person about this topic." Shocked, I tells ya.
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