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(Huffington Post)   HuffPo catalogs the collected wit and wisdom of Miley Cyrus. You know, for kids   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 26
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2013-11-15 12:30:31 PM
"Always kiss babies"

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2013-11-15 02:05:08 PM

Elegy: "Always kiss babies"

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i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-15 02:12:47 PM
She's got a hit album, is BFFs with Kanye and broke the Vevo-viewing record when her video for "Wrecking Ball" reached 100 million views last month.

Wow, that counts as something special? He's an arrogant, conceited prick. I'm more proud that I'm friends with my chiropractor than I would be to be a BFF with farking kanye West.
 
2013-11-15 02:30:33 PM
this thread was done in one.
 
2013-11-15 02:31:05 PM

Mikey1969: She's got a hit album, is BFFs with Kanye and broke the Vevo-viewing record when her video for "Wrecking Ball" reached 100 million views last month.

Wow, that counts as something special? He's an arrogant, conceited prick. I'm more proud that I'm friends with my chiropractor than I would be to be a BFF with farking kanye West.


I'd definitely be more proud if Kanye West counted me among his worst enemies.

/I'ma get started on that.
 
2013-11-15 02:32:31 PM
Wow. What a free soul with deep wisdom.

"treat people with respect"

Thanks genius.
 
2013-11-15 02:33:04 PM
#11)  Swish before you swallow. Best advice daddy ever gave me.
 
2013-11-15 02:38:07 PM
She's this generation's Jayne Mansfield.
 
2013-11-15 02:38:56 PM
Sound like pretty good pieces of advice to me. I can see people taking issue with her calling her own actions "empowering" to other women, but I also see the point she's making.

Is anyone going to take real issue with any of the advice other than "LOL, MILEY AND KANYE ARE TEH DUMB!"
 
2013-11-15 02:41:16 PM

sure haven't: Wow. What a free soul with deep wisdom.

"treat people with respect"

Thanks genius.


You forget that kids take this common-sense advice much more seriously when it comes from someone they look up. For better or worse, girls look up to Miley (as kids have been looking up to pop stars for decades, so relax). I think her saying this kind of stuff is good.
 
2013-11-15 02:45:26 PM
I really thought one of those articles on the side was "Teen twats of the week" (as in "she's being a twat" not as in literal pictures of teen twats)

/not nearly enough sleep last night
 
2013-11-15 02:46:50 PM

EJ25T: Mikey1969: She's got a hit album, is BFFs with Kanye and broke the Vevo-viewing record when her video for "Wrecking Ball" reached 100 million views last month.

Wow, that counts as something special? He's an arrogant, conceited prick. I'm more proud that I'm friends with my chiropractor than I would be to be a BFF with farking kanye West.

I'd definitely be more proud if Kanye West counted me among his worst enemies.

/I'ma get started on that.


Let me know if you need help. Maybe we could start a Kickstarter campaign or something.

Actually, now that I think about it, that would be funny as Hell...
 
2013-11-15 02:55:44 PM
"NO honey you're not going and that's final"

"but moooooom, me and my friends want to go watch Hanna Montana make nausea-inducing suggestions about her exploiting her body and vagina via lyrics and imagery on stage. All the other 14 year olds are doing it."
 
2013-11-15 03:04:11 PM

QueenMamaBee: I really thought one of those articles on the side was "Teen twats of the week" (as in "she's being a twat" not as in literal pictures of teen twats)

/not nearly enough sleep last night


Your going to miss Whopner.
 
2013-11-15 03:07:23 PM
So it's shorter than this leaflet I have on famous Jewish sports stars?
 
2013-11-15 03:08:20 PM

Mikey1969: She's got a hit album, is BFFs with Kanye and broke the Vevo-viewing record when her video for "Wrecking Ball" reached 100 million views last month.

Wow, that counts as something special? He's an arrogant, conceited prick. I'm more proud that I'm friends with my chiropractor than I would be to be a BFF with farking kanye West.


You might enjoy this twitter account Kanye the type of
 
2013-11-15 03:09:47 PM

Snapper Carr: Elegy: "Always kiss babies"

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Always makes me laugh
 
2013-11-15 03:17:40 PM

Evil Mackerel: QueenMamaBee: I really thought one of those articles on the side was "Teen twats of the week" (as in "she's being a twat" not as in literal pictures of teen twats)

/not nearly enough sleep last night

Your going to miss Whopner.


Three minutes til Wapner....
 
2013-11-15 03:41:11 PM

Mikey1969: EJ25T: Mikey1969: She's got a hit album, is BFFs with Kanye and broke the Vevo-viewing record when her video for "Wrecking Ball" reached 100 million views last month.

Wow, that counts as something special? He's an arrogant, conceited prick. I'm more proud that I'm friends with my chiropractor than I would be to be a BFF with farking kanye West.

I'd definitely be more proud if Kanye West counted me among his worst enemies.

/I'ma get started on that.

Let me know if you need help. Maybe we could start a Kickstarter campaign or something.

Actually, now that I think about it, that would be funny as Hell...


I'm in.  Can we get Josh Groban in on this action also?
 
2013-11-15 03:55:39 PM

Six_By_Nine: I'm in.  Can we get Josh Groban in on this action also?


Oh my god, that's great...

"Contains 752 original songs...

On 48 CDs"


How did I not discover this before?
 
2013-11-15 05:27:12 PM
Hey Miley, you know those 100 million views you got on Youtube?
About 98 million of them are people watching it on Mute.
 
2013-11-15 06:08:06 PM
Her cover of "Summer Time Sadness" for BBC 1 is freeking awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93CZ6oFR8Q0
 
2013-11-16 12:29:05 AM
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2013-11-16 03:00:50 AM

Phantom_Spaceman: [0.tqn.com image 366x370]


Came here to post this. You know, for kids.
 
2013-11-16 02:36:29 PM

wellreadneck: She's this generation's Jayne Mansfield.


Think smaller. With more legs.
 
2013-11-16 02:37:05 PM

sure haven't: Wow. What a free soul with deep wisdom.

"treat people with respect"

Thanks genius.


I lol'd.
 
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