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(Canoe)   A sentence NOBODY wanted to see - "Rob Ford's sex talk lights up late night". Sorry for all those vomit-drowned keyboards   (jam.canoe.ca) divider line 64
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2013-11-15 03:30:37 PM

Chagrin: megarian: *hork*

Maybe it was something you ate recently?


I just hope it wasn't something that ate her.
 
2013-11-15 03:32:19 PM

shortymac: Wasilla Hillbilly: HipsterTrash: Crackheads are funny.

I'm not convinced that he is a habitual crack user. Smoking crack now and then doesn't make you a crack-head. He's definitely a drunk though, which I suspect is his main problem regardless of any other drugs he might consume.

alcoholism and crack/cocaine use are linked.

Basically, alcoholics take cocaine or crack so they can keep drinking and not pass out. It's also a bit of a hangover cure.

Crack CAN lead to weight gain IF you have enough money for food, coming off crack crashes your blood sugar, making you binge. Sadly most crack addicts don't have enough money for food so they drop weight.


Well, to be fair, alcohol and marijuana are linked to just about everything. Mostly because of their prevalence (imo). However, you are correct that people mix uppers and downers for various reasons including your example. Flip side being meth users popping benzos to take the edge off but still be energetic and sociable.

Ultimately, it's just my gut instinct that crack isn't specifically his big issue.
 
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2013-11-15 04:32:01 PM
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2013-11-15 05:30:01 PM

moops: Rob Ford is the drunkface champion of the universe for eternity.

img.fark.net


Is that GD on the left that he's partying with?!
 
2013-11-15 06:09:33 PM

Wasilla Hillbilly: nburghmatt: Fafai: Because People in power are Stupid: "(The police document) says I wanted to eat her p----, I've never said that in my life to her, I would never do that,"

No real men do.

I feel like I want to respond to this even if I don't know what you're trying to say. My response, despite that lack of understanding, is this: Yeah, only phony sissy men love p---- so much they want to bury their faces in it.

exactly. i feel so gay now, for having that predilection.

Seriously. Any guy that refuses to go down on women, but has no problem getting a beej, is extremely selfish and probably misogynistic. And ultimately, kind of weird, because that shiat is amazing.


if she's clean i'll sit there and drink from it. why the hell not? sex is supposed to be fun for everyone.
 
2013-11-15 06:37:04 PM

Wasilla Hillbilly: nburghmatt: Fafai: Because People in power are Stupid: "(The police document) says I wanted to eat her p----, I've never said that in my life to her, I would never do that,"

No real men do.

I feel like I want to respond to this even if I don't know what you're trying to say. My response, despite that lack of understanding, is this: Yeah, only phony sissy men love p---- so much they want to bury their faces in it.

exactly. i feel so gay now, for having that predilection.

Seriously. Any guy that refuses to go down on women, but has no problem getting a beej, is extremely selfish and probably misogynistic. And ultimately, kind of weird, because that shiat is amazing.


Exactly, there is no finer sight than to look up over her heaving belly and jiggling breasts to see that open mouth, vacant eyed stare that good tongue and finger action can give to a lady, bonus points if she locks her legs around your head hard enough to cause a pressure wave in your ears.
 
2013-11-15 07:20:03 PM

nburghmatt: MaritimeGirl: Gaseous Anomaly: Eh, fat guys need love too. We just gotta pay.

It's not that he's overweight. It's that he's ugly, mentally challenged, alcoholic, drug addict and vulgar.

at least he isn't full of shiat like every other politician ever.


Sadly .......this
 
2013-11-15 08:41:34 PM
Dead saix-ay.
 
2013-11-15 08:52:30 PM

Pribar: Wasilla Hillbilly: nburghmatt: Fafai: Because People in power are Stupid: "(The police document) says I wanted to eat her p----, I've never said that in my life to her, I would never do that,"

No real men do.

I feel like I want to respond to this even if I don't know what you're trying to say. My response, despite that lack of understanding, is this: Yeah, only phony sissy men love p---- so much they want to bury their faces in it.

exactly. i feel so gay now, for having that predilection.

Seriously. Any guy that refuses to go down on women, but has no problem getting a beej, is extremely selfish and probably misogynistic. And ultimately, kind of weird, because that shiat is amazing.

Exactly, there is no finer sight than to look up over her heaving belly and jiggling breasts to see that open mouth, vacant eyed stare that good tongue and finger action can give to a lady, bonus points if she locks her legs around your head hard enough to cause a pressure wave in your ears.


or if you have enough hair for her to grab and she's suffocating you with it. that's being a real man.
 
2013-11-15 09:41:35 PM

nburghmatt: Pribar: Wasilla Hillbilly: nburghmatt: Fafai: Because People in power are Stupid: "(The police document) says I wanted to eat her p----, I've never said that in my life to her, I would never do that,"

No real men do.

I feel like I want to respond to this even if I don't know what you're trying to say. My response, despite that lack of understanding, is this: Yeah, only phony sissy men love p---- so much they want to bury their faces in it.

exactly. i feel so gay now, for having that predilection.

Seriously. Any guy that refuses to go down on women, but has no problem getting a beej, is extremely selfish and probably misogynistic. And ultimately, kind of weird, because that shiat is amazing.

Exactly, there is no finer sight than to look up over her heaving belly and jiggling breasts to see that open mouth, vacant eyed stare that good tongue and finger action can give to a lady, bonus points if she locks her legs around your head hard enough to cause a pressure wave in your ears.

or if you have enough hair for her to grab and she's suffocating you with it. that's being a real man.


Amateurs. Lockjaw is when it gets real, ya'll.
 
2013-11-15 10:35:26 PM

spentshells: nburghmatt: MaritimeGirl: Gaseous Anomaly: Eh, fat guys need love too. We just gotta pay.

It's not that he's overweight. It's that he's ugly, mentally challenged, alcoholic, drug addict and vulgar.

at least he isn't full of shiat like every other politician ever.

Sadly .......this


Really? He's been caught in an endless stream of lies and you guys don't think he's full of shiat? What would it take then?
 
2013-11-16 12:50:02 AM
You know the rules, no matter what it is somebody somewhere is masturbating to it.
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2013-11-16 01:40:15 AM
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2013-11-16 01:37:55 PM
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