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(Canoe)   A sentence NOBODY wanted to see - "Rob Ford's sex talk lights up late night". Sorry for all those vomit-drowned keyboards   (jam.canoe.ca) divider line 64
    More: Sick, Ford Motor Co., Canadian law, oral sex, Late Show With David Letterman, convictions  
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2013-11-15 12:45:56 PM  
My mayor is a big douche too, but he's not nearly as entertaining
 
2013-11-15 12:47:21 PM  
*hork*
 
2013-11-15 12:48:24 PM  
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2013-11-15 12:49:22 PM  
Better than "Rob Fords sex video lights up the Internet"
 
2013-11-15 12:49:34 PM  
Ricky: "Look lots of people get stoned before working a shiatty job. Road workers, janitors, mayors, doctors..."
 
2013-11-15 12:51:10 PM  
It's OK subby, got it covered.
static2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-11-15 12:51:44 PM  
Have you driven a Ford lately?
 
2013-11-15 12:51:47 PM  

cretinbob: [img.fark.net image 650x366]

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"That wasn't a fart," he thought to himself with a complete lack of surprise.
 
2013-11-15 12:54:06 PM  
Made me realize what a puritanical American I am when I flinched each time I heard him say "eat pussy" on the French language tv stations here.
 
2013-11-15 12:58:16 PM  

cretinbob: [img.fark.net image 650x366]

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OMG... I am too hungover for this shiat.

In other news...  My mayor is a dooshbag too.  But then he got sent to prison for taking bribes.  If Chris Farley here isn't more careful, he may end up the same way.
 
2013-11-15 01:00:28 PM  

MBooda: It's OK subby, got it covered.
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I like this one:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-15 01:01:47 PM  
Crackheads are funny.
 
2013-11-15 01:06:47 PM  

megarian: *hork*


Maybe it was something you ate recently?
 
2013-11-15 01:10:30 PM  

HipsterTrash: Crackheads are funny.


I'm not convinced that he is a habitual crack user. Smoking crack now and then doesn't make you a crack-head. He's definitely a drunk though, which I suspect is his main problem regardless of any other drugs he might consume.
 
2013-11-15 01:11:59 PM  
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He's like one of those dolls with strings on their chests that when pulled spout ridiculous and stupid things. Over and over and over and over and over....
 
2013-11-15 01:14:23 PM  
Rob Ford is the drunkface champion of the universe for eternity.

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2013-11-15 01:14:44 PM  
storage.canoe.ca
*BEEEELCH*
My s-safe word is "rehab"! Now who's g-g-gonna help me outta my p-pants?
 
2013-11-15 01:15:32 PM  
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2013-11-15 01:17:04 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-15 01:17:16 PM  

moops: Rob Ford is the drunkface champion of the universe for eternity.

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Hurrr durrr ... dem ladies is purty ...
 
2013-11-15 01:18:10 PM  
I'm sure the sound of Roseanne and Tom Arnold bumping uglies is worse.
 
2013-11-15 01:18:28 PM  

cretinbob: caption this pic


I think it already has been captioned. With nothing.
 
2013-11-15 01:20:41 PM  
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2013-11-15 01:30:36 PM  
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2013-11-15 01:30:58 PM  
Eh, fat guys need love too. We just gotta pay.
 
2013-11-15 01:32:56 PM  
About time that after all the revelations about corruption, excessive drinking, and crack use that we finally find out that Rob Ford is going down.
 
2013-11-15 01:35:15 PM  
Toronto: Come party with our mayor.
 
2013-11-15 01:39:34 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-15 01:42:33 PM  

cretinbob: [img.fark.net image 650x366]

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I could really use a hit right about now.
 
2013-11-15 01:45:23 PM  
Came here for a side dish of snark with my lunch.

/leaving full to bursting!
// thanks!!
 
2013-11-15 01:49:39 PM  

cretinbob: [img.fark.net image 650x366]

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Honey, yer purtier than a new set of snow tires. You gonna eat that?
 
2013-11-15 01:52:15 PM  

moops: Rob Ford is the drunkface champion of the universe for eternity.

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chillin' with a couple foxes, too
 
2013-11-15 01:58:27 PM  
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2013-11-15 02:00:32 PM  
That latest video clinches it. Rob Ford rules.
 
2013-11-15 02:11:16 PM  
If the pleasant people of Toronto are too wussy to convict Ford and toss him out of office, then he may as well go full Emperor Norton and run with it.  Start issuing wild proclamations like "the city council shall hereby be abolished... the United States shall be annexed... all pot sold in Colorado shall be offered first to Toronto.."
 
2013-11-15 02:16:07 PM  
"(The police document) says I wanted to eat her p----, I've never said that in my life to her, I would never do that,"

No real men do.
 
2013-11-15 02:21:53 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: "(The police document) says I wanted to eat her p----, I've never said that in my life to her, I would never do that,"

No real men do.


Damn, I dunno, looks like he'd eat anything that doesn't run faster than him.
 
2013-11-15 02:22:03 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: "(The police document) says I wanted to eat her p----, I've never said that in my life to her, I would never do that,"

No, real men do.


FTFY
 
2013-11-15 02:23:10 PM  

ShobuZukuri: [i.imgur.com image 201x228]


Hey Crabman.
 
2013-11-15 02:24:26 PM  
Actually, both real and imaginary men eat pussy.
 
2013-11-15 02:30:02 PM  
I think it's a contender for Quote of the Year.
 
2013-11-15 02:30:20 PM  

MBooda: Because People in power are Stupid: "(The police document) says I wanted to eat her p----, I've never said that in my life to her, I would never do that,"

No real men do.

Damn, I dunno, looks like he'd eat anything that doesn't run faster than him.


now THAT, is funny.
 
2013-11-15 02:43:03 PM  

Gaseous Anomaly: Eh, fat guys need love too. We just gotta pay.


It's not that he's overweight. It's that he's ugly, mentally challenged, alcoholic, drug addict and vulgar.
 
2013-11-15 02:48:20 PM  

MaritimeGirl: Gaseous Anomaly: Eh, fat guys need love too. We just gotta pay.

It's not that he's overweight. It's that he's ugly, mentally challenged, alcoholic, drug addict and vulgar.


at least he isn't full of shiat like every other politician ever.
 
2013-11-15 02:50:22 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: "(The police document) says I wanted to eat her p----, I've never said that in my life to her, I would never do that,"

No real men do.


I feel like I want to respond to this even if I don't know what you're trying to say. My response, despite that lack of understanding, is this: Yeah, only phony sissy men love p---- so much they want to bury their faces in it.
 
2013-11-15 02:51:21 PM  

cretinbob: [img.fark.net image 650x366]

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I wonder if the judge is gonna eat that table.
 
2013-11-15 03:04:13 PM  

Fafai: Because People in power are Stupid: "(The police document) says I wanted to eat her p----, I've never said that in my life to her, I would never do that,"

No real men do.

I feel like I want to respond to this even if I don't know what you're trying to say. My response, despite that lack of understanding, is this: Yeah, only phony sissy men love p---- so much they want to bury their faces in it.


exactly. i feel so gay now, for having that predilection.
 
2013-11-15 03:08:35 PM  

MaritimeGirl: Gaseous Anomaly: Eh, fat guys need love too. We just gotta pay.

It's not that he's overweight. It's that he's ugly, mentally challenged, alcoholic, drug addict and vulgar.


So he pays 10x???
 
2013-11-15 03:14:57 PM  

nburghmatt: Fafai: Because People in power are Stupid: "(The police document) says I wanted to eat her p----, I've never said that in my life to her, I would never do that,"

No real men do.

I feel like I want to respond to this even if I don't know what you're trying to say. My response, despite that lack of understanding, is this: Yeah, only phony sissy men love p---- so much they want to bury their faces in it.

exactly. i feel so gay now, for having that predilection.


Seriously. Any guy that refuses to go down on women, but has no problem getting a beej, is extremely selfish and probably misogynistic. And ultimately, kind of weird, because that shiat is amazing.
 
2013-11-15 03:21:57 PM  

Wasilla Hillbilly: HipsterTrash: Crackheads are funny.

I'm not convinced that he is a habitual crack user. Smoking crack now and then doesn't make you a crack-head. He's definitely a drunk though, which I suspect is his main problem regardless of any other drugs he might consume.


alcoholism and crack/cocaine use are linked.

Basically, alcoholics take cocaine or crack so they can keep drinking and not pass out. It's also a bit of a hangover cure.

Crack CAN lead to weight gain IF you have enough money for food, coming off crack crashes your blood sugar, making you binge. Sadly most crack addicts don't have enough money for food so they drop weight.
 
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