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(International Business Times)   With the fizzle of the Mayan Apocalypse, the next panic will be over the Viking Apocalypse   (ibtimes.co.uk) divider line 15
    More: Unlikely, Viking Apocalypse, Mesoamerican Long Count calendar, Vikings, Ragnarok, Norse gods  
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2013-11-15 01:08:27 PM
2 votes:
dj1s

Well, the Mayan's were right, sort of...there aren't any more Mayans.

Six-million people frown upon your shenanigans.
2013-11-15 12:52:52 PM
2 votes:
I have been watching the Vikings apocalypse for most of my life...and will again this Sunday.
2013-11-15 12:41:03 PM
2 votes:
DerAppie

They are helping people prepare? Ragnarok can only be survived by 2 people playing king of the hill at Yggdrassil. Find the world tree and capture one of two spots.

This technically isn't true. Not all of the Vanir fall, nor are their territories destroyed, so one assumes those of us who go to, say, Sessrúmnir, will be fine.

/aiming for Sessrúmnir
//Valhalla is overrated
2013-11-15 12:26:40 PM
2 votes:
"Just a year after the Mayans wrongly predicted the world would end.... "

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They ran outta calendar space, ya friggin morons. That's all!
2013-11-15 08:05:57 PM
1 votes:

Captain Steroid: FTA: "Brothers will fight and kill each other, sisters' children will defile kinship. It is harsh in the world, whoredom rife - an axe age, a sword age - shields are riven - a wind age, a wolf age - before the world goes headlong. No man will have mercy on another," a prophetic poem says.

Dude...

Ragnarok sounds AWESOME! O.O


I've got my swords and axes sharpened.
2013-11-15 04:31:48 PM
1 votes:

Smoking GNU: They ran outta calendar space, ya friggin morons. That's all!


It wasn't even running out of space. It's more like a new year, just on a longer scale.


As to TFA, I call bullshiat. The Vikings never gave a date for Ragnarok, other than some point in the future.
2013-11-15 04:28:33 PM
1 votes:

The Irresponsible Captain: Really? REALLY?

Can I get a year off from the end of the world?

It's as if this planet is in an unstable region of space time and can't be destroyed for very long.


ZZ9(plural)Z-Alpha

/not obscure
2013-11-15 02:14:39 PM
1 votes:
The Fates always win, you may as well give in to them.
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2013-11-15 01:17:00 PM
1 votes:

Facetious_Speciest: teenytinycornteeth

Isn't Sessrumnir like a big Viking waiting room?

NO! Sessrúmnir is the Lady's hall. She gets the half of slain warriors that aren't testosterone-poisoned. She also gets beautiful women, in addition to those people who honor her. AND she survives the last battles.

Seems like a good deal, to me. Better than hanging out with bro-dudes until the end.


I guess I was going by the literal translation on Wikipedia which is "seating room".  I'm picturing muzak and old copies of Forbes and Golf Digest.
2013-11-15 12:53:35 PM
1 votes:
Actually the Viking apocalypse is happening on Sunday at CenturyLink Field.
2013-11-15 12:34:55 PM
1 votes:
Let me crank up the Swedish Death Metal, and put on my spangenhelm!
2013-11-15 12:28:41 PM
1 votes:
So let me get this straight? I just gotta fight and even if I die I get to hang out at a mssive party for all eternity, booze, food and comely wenches provided?

In.
2013-11-15 12:27:44 PM
1 votes:
Leave Christian Ponder alone!
2013-11-15 12:27:21 PM
1 votes:
By the way, this'll be, what, the third or fourth time the world has ended on Obama's watch?
2013-11-15 11:26:51 AM
1 votes:
FTA: "Brothers will fight and kill each other, sisters' children will defile kinship. It is harsh in the world, whoredom rife - an axe age, a sword age - shields are riven - a wind age, a wolf age - before the world goes headlong. No man will have mercy on another," a prophetic poem says.

Dude...

Ragnarok sounds AWESOME! O.O
 
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