Captain Steroid: FTA: "Brothers will fight and kill each other, sisters' children will defile kinship. It is harsh in the world, whoredom rife - an axe age, a sword age - shields are riven - a wind age, a wolf age - before the world goes headlong. No man will have mercy on another," a prophetic poem says.Dude...Ragnarok sounds AWESOME! O.O
Smoking GNU: They ran outta calendar space, ya friggin morons. That's all!
The Irresponsible Captain: Really? REALLY?Can I get a year off from the end of the world?It's as if this planet is in an unstable region of space time and can't be destroyed for very long.
Facetious_Speciest: teenytinycornteethIsn't Sessrumnir like a big Viking waiting room?NO! Sessrúmnir is the Lady's hall. She gets the half of slain warriors that aren't testosterone-poisoned. She also gets beautiful women, in addition to those people who honor her. AND she survives the last battles.Seems like a good deal, to me. Better than hanging out with bro-dudes until the end.
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