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(SeattlePI)   "Dave's Killer Bread" founder served fifteen years in jail before turning his life around, now delivers organic, whole grain reckless driving and assault   (seattlepi.com) divider line 41
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2013-11-15 12:39:29 PM  
He sounds kneady.
 
2013-11-15 12:39:51 PM  
dough!
 
2013-11-15 12:40:49 PM  
Good thing Dave's not here, he sounds dangerous!
 
2013-11-15 12:42:08 PM  
Seems like he has developed some anger issues with police.  (see criminal record)
After playing GTA online, I seem to do the same thing a lot, only in a game.  Much more safe that way.
 
2013-11-15 12:42:13 PM  
That's damn good bread. He was donating a lot of his bread to homeless people too. Damn shame. Meth is one hell of a dumb.
 
2013-11-15 12:43:15 PM  
FTFA: "During his last sentence, he realized that his path was one of destruction. With a new found desire to make a positive impact in the world, Dave returned to the family business," the website says.

He made an impact alright. But that's the yeast of his problems.
 
2013-11-15 12:43:40 PM  
Back to prison where he'll go by his former name of Dave Dave the Lavatory Slave
 
2013-11-15 12:44:52 PM  
Is that anything like dwarven fighting bread?
 
2013-11-15 12:46:56 PM  
Is it just me or is it disturbing that an ex-con is selling "Killer" bread?
 
2013-11-15 12:47:17 PM  
This story just demonstrates that some people are predestined to a life of crime, and it's difficult to go against that grain.
 
2013-11-15 12:48:37 PM  
It might not rise to the top, but I think wrecking three cop cars is a respectable score.
 
2013-11-15 12:51:15 PM  
Dave's a mess.
 
2013-11-15 12:52:04 PM  

bighairyguy: He sounds kneady.


You spelt needy wrong.
 
2013-11-15 01:00:57 PM  
Dave may have issues but he does bake damn tasty bread and he treats his employees well.
 
2013-11-15 01:01:56 PM  
Escalade? You would think he'd drive a Rolls.
 
2013-11-15 01:03:00 PM  

patowen: Is it just me or is it disturbing that an ex-con is selling "Killer" bread?


I find it hilarious.
It sounds like Dave could use a little medical grade marijuana for his anxiety issues.
 
2013-11-15 01:05:36 PM  

Frankentots: It might not rise to the top, but I think wrecking three cop cars is a respectable score.


This does put him in the upper crust of vehicular assault.
 
2013-11-15 01:06:06 PM  

patowen: Is it just me or is it disturbing that an ex-con is selling "Killer" bread?


Uh, thatsthejoke.jpg

As soon as I heard what happened, I said to my wife, "let me guess - drugs, leading to a domestic, then fleeing/resisting..."

Real shame.  Guy seemed to have turned his life around.
 
2013-11-15 01:07:03 PM  
People were amaize why this happened. Matzo everyone's surprised, poor Dave really kneaded to turn his loaf around but unfortunately his rye came crumbling down. He had so much more leaven to dough.
 
2013-11-15 01:09:41 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2013-11-15 01:13:13 PM  
Have only eaten Dave's bread for the past year now so I"m not getting a kick...

/this better not halt production on product
//free Dave!!!
 
2013-11-15 01:25:19 PM  
We buy Dave's bread from Costco, but I always have my wife check it for glass shards before she makes my sandwiches.
 
2013-11-15 01:27:36 PM  

Phil Clinton: Have only eaten Dave's bread for the past year now so I"m not getting a kick...

/this better not halt production on product
//free Dave!!!


They won't.

I've only bought the Sin Dawg on occasion as a treat.  $5 for a regular loaf of bread ($6-$8 if you order it from his website)?  Pass.

//It's just bread.
 
2013-11-15 01:41:51 PM  
They really do have killer bread. Best non-homemade bread I have tried. I hope this doesn't impact production.

/It is spendy though.
//But oh so tasty.
 
2013-11-15 01:45:31 PM  
Read that as Dave's Killer Beard.

/Schick-a-Shicka-bowWow.
 
2013-11-15 01:51:42 PM  

meat0918: Phil Clinton: Have only eaten Dave's bread for the past year now so I"m not getting a kick...

/this better not halt production on product
//free Dave!!!

They won't.

I've only bought the Sin Dawg on occasion as a treat.  $5 for a regular loaf of bread ($6-$8 if you order it from his website)?  Pass.

//It's just bread.


The answer to this, as it is most things, is Costco.  I'm pissed that it doesn't appear to be in the Costco's out here in SLC though.  I have to hit up Winco to get it, and those are in far-flung suburban Mormon-mexican hell.
 
2013-11-15 01:54:07 PM  
I guess this baker didn't..

*puts on sunglasses*

...rise to the occasion.

Yeeeeeeeaaaaawwww!
 
2013-11-15 02:09:38 PM  

Headso: Good thing Dave's not here, he sounds dangerous!


www.cannabisculture.com
 
2013-11-15 02:11:43 PM  
That's no way to be a good seed, Dave. Now I've got the blues.
 
2013-11-15 02:16:16 PM  
Considering he's put in 15yrs of hard "turn your life around and help other people work" and that no one was seriously injured. I hope this is just a bit of backsliding and he can get himself back on track.

/buy the bread at Costco and it is the same cost per loaf as your standard "nice" grocery store bread.
//freezing works for extra loaves.
 
2013-11-15 03:11:10 PM  
He's toast!
 
2013-11-15 03:13:04 PM  
Sounds like he wasn't charged with any felonies. The Assaulting a Police Officer is a 3rd degree charge, so he might not face prison then, unless they push that to something higher.  Since he has prior violent offences, the state sentencing guidelines would put him back for a while, if he were charged with a violent felony, say Assault 2.  District courts have wide discretion on how to sentence someone, which is a jail thing.  County jail and state prisons are two different systems and going into the state system is a big messy affair.  At any rate, I'm a former WA state Parole Officer, so my advise to Dave is plead guilty, pay a lot of money in fines, fix the police cars, and do 2 years deferred and take anger management, join a support group (cuz he's gonna need it) and follow any mental health assessments.  He has shown in the past that he is functional and (we hope) remorseful of his prior crimes.  Good luck Dave, keep your crap together.  Lead by example.
 
2013-11-15 04:19:01 PM  

uselessgit: District courts have wide discretion on how to sentence someone...


Oregon doesn't have District Courts.  The state took over the courts and merged them all into the Circuit Court (like WA Superior Courts) many years ago.  Assault 3 is a felony in Oregon, but the DA can charge it as a misdemeanor (or even an infraction) to avoid having to get an indictment with a grand jury.  He might get off lightly.

I don't know how Oregon's sentencing works, but his priors are probably so old they don't count anymore.
 
2013-11-15 05:08:36 PM  

Combustion: That's damn good bread. He was donating a lot of his bread to homeless people too. Damn shame. Meth is one hell of a dumb.


^ This, but with the added note that it's freakishly expensive typically. Their Sin Dawg (it's basically a whole wheat cinnamon roll that's like a foot long) costs like $5-6 at my local Fred Meyers.
 
2013-11-15 05:33:54 PM  
It really is the best bread I've ever had. It's a little more expensive, but if you go to their store and buy the day-olds or frozen it's reasonable
 
2013-11-15 05:38:35 PM  
That is a damned shame...four-time felon made good, built a bakery into a multi-million dollar business after going straight. Hella great products, and seems like a good guy. It appears he had some kind of breakdown that would be better served by treatment than imprisonment.

/love his products
//gimme a Sin-Dawg, please
 
2013-11-15 07:45:07 PM  

patowen: Is it just me or is it disturbing that an ex-con is selling "Killer" bread?


just you.
 
2013-11-15 09:54:37 PM  
Meth.
 
2013-11-15 11:17:29 PM  

KidKorporate: meat0918: Phil Clinton: Have only eaten Dave's bread for the past year now so I"m not getting a kick...

/this better not halt production on product
//free Dave!!!

They won't.

I've only bought the Sin Dawg on occasion as a treat.  $5 for a regular loaf of bread ($6-$8 if you order it from his website)?  Pass.

//It's just bread.

The answer to this, as it is most things, is Costco.  I'm pissed that it doesn't appear to be in the Costco's out here in SLC though.  I have to hit up Winco to get it, and those are in far-flung suburban Mormon-mexican hell.


I bought a $40 breadmaker from Bi-Mart over a year ago, and haven't bought a loaf of store-bought bread since.  Well worth its investment.

Mmm...the smell that fills the house is awesome...
 
2013-11-16 03:07:55 PM  
I find it amazing that other than the comments on OregonLive, almost everyone is supportive of the guy.  It speaks to the power of food.
 
2013-11-16 10:05:35 PM  
Article in the paper today says his rampage started out at the company headquarters where he assaulted an employee, and this is the good part: punched out a cardboard standee of HIMSELF.
 
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