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2013-11-15 04:04:10 PM

hailin: fickenchucker: hailin: Since then I've grown up and have a wonderful marriage with my husband who would never have the energy to fark another woman. If he does...then obviously I failed as a wife in meeting his needs. I however am NOT going to apologize for my youthful sexual escapades. Call me a whore, a skank, or a slut it really doesn't matter to me. Point is I had fun, I was safe about it, and all direct parties had a fun time.

When he cheats I'll laugh my m-er-f-in'  ass off.  You cannot possibly be cool with the breach of trust when you find out about his mistress.

If there was some 3rd party collateral damage how the hell is that my fault? I didn't hold a shotgun to anybody's head.

That defense is one of immaturity and narcissism.  If you sold heroin instead of giving away 'tang you'd be in jail for manslaughter.

Yes because having sex is EXACTLY like selling someone heroin and having them overdose. Yup. You really are an idiot.

Point is I didn't seek out married men. If I found a cute guy I liked I talked to them. Some had sob stories. In the end, then chose to have sex with me. Why is it on me to regulate their morality? THEY made to vow, not me. I don't need to take responsibility for other people's relationships.

That is the problem in this country. No one takes responsibility for their OWN actions. They always expect someone else to bear the burden. You want to cheat on your wife? Fine, but don't put the blame on the mistress. If wife finds out keep her from putting blame in the mistress. It isn't the 3rd parties fault you consciously made the decision to break your vows.

And if my husband cheated on so what? Again it means I failed somewhere. If that failure can't be corrected then we get a divorce. Why does it have to be such a big deal? I've been cheated on before and didn't get all emotional about it. The relationships just ended so you move on and find someone else and trust me there are plenty of compatible people out there. I don't believe ...


No, Hailin. No. If your husband cheated on you, it's likely not because you failed anywhere. It's because of him. Vice versa would be true too. I hope that makes sense.
 
2013-11-15 04:04:58 PM

ShamanGator: I think I found her picture...
I think she's full..

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That is hysterical!
 
2013-11-15 04:05:34 PM

lockers: miss diminutive: The third year IT management student keeps a list of her sexual partners or, in her words, 'conquests' but struggles to remember all their names.

Allowing college age guys to fark you is a "conquest" in the same way that showering in BBQ sauce and strolling along naked is a "conquest" of the fire ant kingdom.

Sorta like me playing games with my kids. I don't feel any sense of accomplishment when I mop the floor with them.


Yeah, but you'll get yours. My son is 10 now and shows all the signs of being a better gamer than me - he just needs his testosterone flowing to get that killer edge and have the need for competition conquer the desire for cooperation.
 
2013-11-15 04:10:08 PM

hailin: That is the stupidest and most sexist thing I ever heard


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2013-11-15 04:14:10 PM

unfarkingbelievable: hailin: fickenchucker: hailin: Since then I've grown up and have a wonderful marriage with my husband who would never have the energy to fark another woman. If he does...then obviously I failed as a wife in meeting his needs. I however am NOT going to apologize for my youthful sexual escapades. Call me a whore, a skank, or a slut it really doesn't matter to me. Point is I had fun, I was safe about it, and all direct parties had a fun time.

When he cheats I'll laugh my m-er-f-in'  ass off.  You cannot possibly be cool with the breach of trust when you find out about his mistress.

If there was some 3rd party collateral damage how the hell is that my fault? I didn't hold a shotgun to anybody's head.

That defense is one of immaturity and narcissism.  If you sold heroin instead of giving away 'tang you'd be in jail for manslaughter.

Yes because having sex is EXACTLY like selling someone heroin and having them overdose. Yup. You really are an idiot.

Point is I didn't seek out married men. If I found a cute guy I liked I talked to them. Some had sob stories. In the end, then chose to have sex with me. Why is it on me to regulate their morality? THEY made to vow, not me. I don't need to take responsibility for other people's relationships.

That is the problem in this country. No one takes responsibility for their OWN actions. They always expect someone else to bear the burden. You want to cheat on your wife? Fine, but don't put the blame on the mistress. If wife finds out keep her from putting blame in the mistress. It isn't the 3rd parties fault you consciously made the decision to break your vows.

And if my husband cheated on so what? Again it means I failed somewhere. If that failure can't be corrected then we get a divorce. Why does it have to be such a big deal? I've been cheated on before and didn't get all emotional about it. The relationships just ended so you move on and find someone else and trust me there are plenty of compatible people out there. I don't ...


What unfarkenbelievable said, hailin.

It's sad the husbands didn't get any for a year- it's half of their fault for not communicating their needs or dealing with their wife about it.
It's sad that you knew about all of that, and decided to get involved anyway.
You didn't save them from being pathetic, and unable to get what they wanted from their wives- you enabled them to stay in a bad relationship.
 
2013-11-15 04:24:24 PM

eepapapee: I like this girl. She has a lot of spunk.


+1
 
2013-11-15 04:27:36 PM

hailin: Sex is not love...it is sex.



I think we found the problem.  In mature relationships sex is a reflection of love.  Why else would your husband ban you from taking shots from every sailor on the wharf?

Even while you state you don't fool around on your husband because that's the way he wants it, thereby committing to his trust, you fail grasp the betrayal of trust you enabled by knowingly being a mistress and shirk all sense of responsibility or remorse.  Children redirect blame and fail to recognize their societal responsibilities, adults do not.

The married men who lied to their wives are dirtbags, too.  Divorce is there for a reason.  Sneaking around and sticking to some legs-in-the-air receptacle isn't a noble endeavor, but this discussion is about women spreading it for guys they know are married and preying on their idiocy, avarice, or confusion.

/Again, if people are single and want to get freaky, well...hopefully they don't regret their actions later and are safe about it.
 
2013-11-15 04:27:39 PM
That is hysterical!

Thanks UFB, I about crapped myself laughing the first time I saw it.
 
2013-11-15 05:26:07 PM

jshine: [s3.amazonaws.com image 850x531]

/but with boobs


Barely...
 
2013-11-15 05:56:03 PM

hailin: Oh please. You sound like just the prude these men need a break from. I was young, I partied, and if I saw what I liked I took it without caring. The two "involved" men I slept with both hadn't had sex in at least a year because their wives were "never in the mood". You know what I call that? Torture. They felt unloved and unattractive because their wife/girlfriend wouldn't give them what they needed. They were being absolute coonts for the lack of a better term. Why wouldn't I want to give a man back his sexuality, remind him he's a man worthy of love, and have some fun during the process?

That was damn near ten years ago. Since then I've grown up and have a wonderful marriage with my husband who would never have the energy to fark another woman. If he does...then obviously I failed as a wife in meeting his needs. I however am NOT going to apologize for my youthful sexual escapades. Call me a whore, a skank, or a slut it really doesn't matter to me. Point is I had fun, I was safe about it, and all direct parties had a fun time. If there was some 3rd party collateral damage how the hell is that my fault? I didn't hold a shotgun to anybody's head. Get over yourself.


To say that any of that responsibility does not fall onto your shoulders is bullshiat. To say that it would be your fault for your spouse cheating on your is also bullshiat. If your partner is not satisfying your needs, you communicate to them about it. If you are unable to communicate, you shouldn't be married in the first place, but cheating is not an appropriate response. If after communicating, your partner is unwilling to fulfill those needs, then collectively you need to decide if it is better to part ways. Cheating is called cheating for a reason. Cheating is a cowardly act because you don't want to have a confrontation or an adult conversation. The person who enables someone to cheat is just as bad, if not worse, than the person cheating. Based on your outlook on the matter, I guess buying kids alcohol isn't bad because you aren't the one drinking underage. If one of those kids gets behind a wheel and kills someone, that isn't your fault they got behind the wheel after drinking. Knowingly allowing someone to cheat on their partner is a despicable and selfish act. You are not being a righteous person.

While their spouse or SO may be being inconsiderate, that doesn't give them or you the right to do what you are doing. Sex is not your right. Devaluing sex is basically equating yourself with any other animal. If that is your outlook on the matter, great, but just know that when others call you a biatch, you earned that title.
 
2013-11-15 06:09:08 PM
She's decent looking.  Personally I find it a bit scary to think of farking quite that many people, but hey, who am I to judge?  If I'd met her when I was in uni, I'd have not hesitated to hit it hard.

Kind of a sad contest though
 
2013-11-15 06:46:28 PM

durbnpoisn: She sees this as some sort of "conquest"?  Like what she is doing is difficult?!

Look, here are the facts...  Any woman can walk up to just about any guy in any place at any time and say, "You wanna have some sex?"  And she'll get it.
It doesn't make any difference how good looking she is.

It doesn't work that way for guys, incidentally.  A guy would get smacked in the head and get charged with harassment.


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It's good to know that these ladies can walk up to just about anyone and get some.

This argument gets tossed around fark a lot and it's ridiculous.  Women may have a better shot or have much better odds of finding someone to sleep with us than men, but we can't just get any guy to jump into bed with us or else the likes of men like Brad Pitt would never be out of bed.  I mean, I suppose hot chicks have this luxury, but let's not pretend that life in this respect is a cake walk for all women.
 
2013-11-15 06:47:04 PM

PillsHere: durbnpoisn: She sees this as some sort of "conquest"?  Like what she is doing is difficult?!

Look, here are the facts...  Any woman can walk up to just about any guy in any place at any time and say, "You wanna have some sex?"  And she'll get it.
It doesn't make any difference how good looking she is.

It doesn't work that way for guys, incidentally.  A guy would get smacked in the head and get charged with harassment.

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It's good to know that these ladies can walk up to just about anyone and get some.

This argument gets tossed around fark a lot and it's ridiculous.  Women may have a better shot or have much better odds of finding someone to sleep with us than men, but we can't just get any guy to jump into bed with us or else the likes of men like Brad Pitt would never be out of bed.  I mean, I suppose hot chicks have this luxury, but let's not pretend that life in this respect is a cake walk for all women.


Blah should have previewed - bad links.
 
2013-11-15 06:54:23 PM
I'd do her, but I don't like standing in line.
 
2013-11-15 08:44:37 PM
well good for her

I don't remember the names of half the women I slept with so where's my prize?
 
2013-11-15 09:48:05 PM

Molavian: The final year student is planning on applying for internships in the hope to start up her own technology business.

She'll make a killing in IT.


I have an IT business.  Low paid intern that makes me money for free and likes to bang?  I'll take five.
 
2013-11-16 07:12:02 AM
Ok, first ... .no.

Second, I'm pretty sure that the horniest student is male.

And while the 'double standard' cited seems , on the face of it unfair... (Why is a guy who farks a hundred girls a hero and a woman who farks a hundred guys a slut?) ... Here's the answer :

For a guy to fark 100 women, he has to find them, be attractive (not be unattractive) charm them, and not make any of the hundreds of missteps (each of them different for each woman, mind you) and then get them to be okay with being naked and alone with him, and to risk pregnancy just to be in his naked presence.... and then not change her mind. Being handsome, charming, well-hung, rich, employed, interesting and not *too* threatening is a heckuva blend. Also - he has to avoid drunkenness and impotency.

For a woman to screw 100 guys, she just has to be average looking, and go outside her house for 100 evenings with a bottle of KY. Yes, it takes bravery, but in the end most girls (excluding the very fat, disfigured or ugly ... no more than .1% of the female population at any single age group) simply have to say "yes" and apply the K-Y Jelly. It doesn't even take attraction.

So yeah, I'm pretty sure that as an average-looking girl, she has no problem being 'horny' as she probably gets lots of opportunities to work that out.
 
2013-11-16 08:22:20 AM

godxam: Subby, I'm pretty sure her parents stopped giving a shiat long ago


Her father taught her everything she knows.
 
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2013-11-16 03:52:43 PM

hailin: And if my husband cheated on so what? Again it means I failed somewhere.


This is how emotionally damaged people reconcile being treated poorly in life.

Sex doesn't HAVE to be a sacred holy act between two loving people.  It absolutely CAN be just fun between consenting strangers.

But on the aggregate, the majority of people who engage in a series of emotionally void sexual relationships have been victims in the past.  Pretending that sex means nothing more than physical pleasure is a very, very common defense mechanism used by people who were harmed by sex - often when very young.  Convincing themselves that sex is just enjoyable movement.


Your statement that I quoted isn't alarming because you assume your husband's infidelity means you failed (though that is concerning), but rather because you dismiss it with a So What.  That's as red a flag for pathology as flags get.
 
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