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(Daily Mail)   20-year-old girl wins Britain's horniest student. Her parents must be so proud   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 119
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2013-11-15 01:18:25 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: 5.5/10 minus 3 points for probably being a petri dish filled with diseases


bonus points for being a freak.
 
2013-11-15 01:21:07 PM
I don't care if a 20 year old has had a 1,000 different sexual partners (provided it's all been consensual). Keeping a list of them is batsh*t farking weird.
 
2013-11-15 01:23:26 PM
Ah, the grand tradition of slut shaming.
 
2013-11-15 01:23:53 PM

fickenchucker: You sound like an idiot of the highest degree, with a large side order of whore.



What kind of insecure puritan talks like that to a woman sporty enough to actually put energy into farking?  Would definitely rather party with her than you.
 
2013-11-15 01:27:58 PM

Killer Cars: I don't care if a 20 year old has had a 1,000 different sexual partners (provided it's all been consensual). Keeping a list of them is batsh*t farking weird.


Or... she has legitimate sex and love addiction. So crazy, not weird. Also, sleeping with a lot of different people isn't a sign of whether you are more or less horny. There are plenty of hyper horny monogamous people. I hope she uses condoms.
 
2013-11-15 01:28:21 PM
I would throw it right in there, while wearing a wrapper of course. Bet she'd be alot of fun. Definitely wouldn't be doing much in the way of foreplay though. Absolutely no kissing. But i bet the backdoor would be open for business, if ya know what I mean...and I think ya do.
 
2013-11-15 01:28:29 PM

Killer Cars: I don't care if a 20 year old has had a 1,000 different sexual partners (provided it's all been consensual). Keeping a list of them is batsh*t farking weird.


I think she did that for the competition. I'm disappointed there were no women on the list. How horny can she be if she's cutting out half the population?
 
2013-11-15 01:29:34 PM
Her face.

It makes sense. She almost was born pretty. Like, God why do you tease me Lord? I have a nice body, but no breasts? Good looking features but no good looking face...

I can see how she is so frustrated , she copes by farking.

Almost pretty girls have it toughr than ugly ones
 
2013-11-15 01:30:12 PM
Should be the 'Daddy Issues' award
 
2013-11-15 01:32:43 PM
People like to have sex regardless of gender.... This is crazy!
 
2013-11-15 01:34:22 PM

dead: Caption on a photo
The student, pictured here with other naked students, hopes her actions will not affect future employers' decisions and that they will 'see it as a bit of fun'

Her actions probably won't affect her employment... since she's going to be working for Brazzars or another porn site/company.


Only in America, where we're keen on maintaining our superior moral values

/lol
 
2013-11-15 01:37:49 PM
I knew someone like that when I was in college a few decades ago...she managed to get laid a few times a week despite only showering when she went home to San Diego on weekends (she said L.A. water was too dirty).
 
2013-11-15 01:40:25 PM

edmo: Only in America, where we're keen on maintaining our superior moral values


That's what happens when you have a country settled by Puritanical jackasses but founded on the notion of near-absolute freedom. A bunch of people who feel incredibly guilty about their unlimited access to porn.
 
2013-11-15 01:40:32 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: The cross is a nice touch to her outfit but she is boyishly flat and her hair is weird. 5.5/10 minus 3 points for probably being a petri dish filled with diseases.


That's a British 10, that is.

www.disneydreaming.com
 
2013-11-15 01:41:41 PM
She sees this as some sort of "conquest"?  Like what she is doing is difficult?!

Look, here are the facts...  Any woman can walk up to just about any guy in any place at any time and say, "You wanna have some sex?"  And she'll get it.
It doesn't make any difference how good looking she is.

It doesn't work that way for guys, incidentally.  A guy would get smacked in the head and get charged with harassment.
 
2013-11-15 01:42:06 PM

JohnnyApocalypse: Or... she has legitimate sex and love addiction. So crazy, not weird


Probably. Some of the most promiscuous people (not just women) I knew in college were especially sheltered or in some way sexually repressed (moreso than normal) in high school and basically went nuts once the freedom of university life and the discovery of their own sexuality was made. All the power to them; I didn't then and refuse now to make any snap moral judgments about or against them, you just hope they take the necessary precautions to protect their health and well-being.

SuperChuck: I think she did that for the competition.


Yeah, I didn't really think that though very well.
 
2013-11-15 01:42:13 PM
"I have sex with at least 2/3 different people a week."

Seems a bit divisive.
 
2013-11-15 01:43:36 PM
Ugh. Is that the best they can get over in Britain?
 
2013-11-15 01:45:43 PM

rev. dave: Even the fat and ugly ones


That's no way to talk about your mom...

/just keeding
 
2013-11-15 01:57:04 PM

hailin: rev. dave: Women don't have conquests unless it is a scam.  All they need to do is say yes.  Even the fat and ugly ones will find a guy to sleep with them.

Really? Only men can conquest? That is the stupidest and most sexist thing I ever heard. If I work hard flirting with someone and have sex with them that is a conquest. You paint it like all men out there are ready and willing and all women need to be "talked" into sex. Not true. Some men have girlfriends/wives or just got out of a bad relationships and are still sulking. They require work, but that is part of the fun. Yes it is easy enough to go up to a guy and say "hey lets get out of here" and 90% of the time they will eagerly say yes, but there is no challenge in it. Conquests are fun.


You always sound like such an asshole.
 
2013-11-15 01:58:03 PM
Man, I went to college on the wrong farking continent. And in the wrong decade.
 
2013-11-15 02:02:44 PM

dead: Her actions probably won't affect her employment... since she's going to be working for Brazzars or another porn site/company.


From a porn standard, she's not that sexy to be honest.  She's got a thin body - but I guarantee you she'll be known more as "Slut brunette teen takes anal then gets DP slammed!" - just some unknown girl getting paid low performer rates, getting low-balled and getting wrecked in the process.

Funny thing is she thinks she's winning at life right now.  Kind of sad. Any job worth getting will be the ones who don't want the attention of some teen who can't keep her legs closed.
 
2013-11-15 02:04:22 PM
I dunno... I think she's cute.  A walking science experiment by now... but cute.
 
2013-11-15 02:06:33 PM
'Feeling horny right now, so might just text someone on my 'shag list' and do it in the computer room (I've done this before, was great). With your help of alcohol (sic) I will be able to become an even hornier student!'

From what I've read here on FARK recently in regards to women and alcohol, she's setting herself up to get raped... have to wonder how that trial would go.
 
2013-11-15 02:13:15 PM

miss diminutive: The third year IT management student keeps a list of her sexual partners or, in her words, 'conquests' but struggles to remember all their names.

Allowing college age guys to fark you is a "conquest" in the same way that showering in BBQ sauce and strolling along naked is a "conquest" of the fire ant kingdom.


Maybe...just maybe its HER doing the trolling.

Not everything can be blamed on men you know.

Very clearly, she is going out looking to get laid...its not the men.
 
2013-11-15 02:15:26 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: The cross is a nice touch to her outfit but she is boyishly flat and her hair is weird. 5.5/10 minus 3 points for probably being a petri dish filled with diseases.


I gotta admit, yours and others' comments have me rolling. I was expecting more when I saw the pics, though. She's a six. Maybe a seven, after copious amounts of alcohol.
 
2013-11-15 02:16:50 PM

WelldeadLink: "I have sex with at least 2/3 different people a week."

Seems a bit divisive.


To be fair, it's just a fraction of the populace.
 
2013-11-15 02:20:19 PM
Meh. Healthy young people like to fark indiscriminately. Like rabbits. This isn't news, people!
 
2013-11-15 02:28:40 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: Not everything can be blamed on men you know.


I'm not blaming men, I'm just implying that there's a different level of skill required to rack up the same tally of partners between men and women. There's a reason for that difference and it's not "durrr, men are pigs, durrr".

hint - it has to do with our gametes
 
2013-11-15 02:29:40 PM
She's fairly attractive and if I was a younger man and she wasn't jumping on top of everything that moved, I'd totally hit that. But even at my young and horny-as-hell stage I had a few standards (mostly around living to shag again).

As for any girl being able to go up to any guy and get some... well, that's true but with a heap of asterisks.
 
2013-11-15 02:34:55 PM

Ross E. Krushan: Meh. Healthy young people like to fark indiscriminately. Like rabbits. This isn't news, people!



I'm with you. Just because she likes having sex doesn't mean she's being taken advantage of or psychologically damaged.

She might just like having sex and isn't ashamed about it.

Most of the negativity in this thread reads like jealousy denialists.

"Who would want to have that much sex? I actually PREFER masturbating!"
 
2013-11-15 02:38:23 PM

durbnpoisn: She sees this as some sort of "conquest"?  Like what she is doing is difficult?!

Look, here are the facts...  Any woman can walk up to just about any guy in any place at any time and say, "You wanna have some sex?"  And she'll get it.
It doesn't make any difference how good looking she is.

It doesn't work that way for guys, incidentally.  A guy would get smacked in the head and get charged with harassment.


^^ pretty much this ^^
 
2013-11-15 02:40:38 PM

miss diminutive: The third year IT management student keeps a list of her sexual partners or, in her words, 'conquests' but struggles to remember all their names.

Allowing college age guys to fark you is a "conquest" in the same way that showering in BBQ sauce and strolling along naked is a "conquest" of the fire ant kingdom.


Go on...
 
2013-11-15 02:44:25 PM

Brostorm: Feminism says this is fine and she shouldn't be judged. People actually take feminists seriously.


And others don't know what feminism is.
 
2013-11-15 02:51:14 PM

eepapapee: WelldeadLink: "I have sex with at least 2/3 different people a week."

Seems a bit divisive.

To be fair, it's just a fraction of the populace.


If she gets jungle fever, will that change to 4/5?

/window seat, please
 
2013-11-15 02:52:56 PM
cdn.humorswitch.net
 
2013-11-15 02:53:06 PM

that was my nickname in highschool: fickenchucker: You sound like an idiot of the highest degree, with a large side order of whore.


What kind of insecure puritan talks like that to a woman sporty enough to actually put energy into farking?  Would definitely rather party with her than you.


My main point was about pursuing married men.  It's evil to be the catalyst in destroying a marriage. Single people who fark married people act surprised when they're used and tossed away like dollar condoms?

/Yeah, yeah, the relationship was weak if it could be broken up.
//The married people are jerks, too, but the response was to the original poster.
///If both people are single fark all you want.
 
2013-11-15 02:54:06 PM

Killer Cars: JohnnyApocalypse: Or... she has legitimate sex and love addiction. So crazy, not weird

Probably. Some of the most promiscuous people (not just women) I knew in college were especially sheltered or in some way sexually repressed (moreso than normal) in high school and basically went nuts once the freedom of university life and the discovery of their own sexuality was made. All the power to them; I didn't then and refuse now to make any snap moral judgments about or against them, you just hope they take the necessary precautions to protect their health and well-being.


Years ago a friend of mine was dating a girl like that. For most of her homelife she was home schooled and she went to an all girl university and became a LUG. Then she started dating my friend and that was the first guy she had been with, so when her daddy found out his lil angel wasnt so pure there was a fistfight. She was also rather odd when we went out, we would always invite her to join what we were doing, but she sat there knitting.
 
2013-11-15 02:59:35 PM

fickenchucker: hailin: rev. dave: Women don't have conquests unless it is a scam.  All they need to do is say yes.  Even the fat and ugly ones will find a guy to sleep with them.

Really? Only men can conquest? That is the stupidest and most sexist thing I ever heard. If I work hard flirting with someone and have sex with them that is a conquest. You paint it like all men out there are ready and willing and all women need to be "talked" into sex. Not true. Some men have girlfriends/wives or just got out of a bad relationships and are still sulking. They require work, but that is part of the fun. Yes it is easy enough to go up to a guy and say "hey lets get out of here" and 90% of the time they will eagerly say yes, but there is no challenge in it. Conquests are fun.

You sound like an idiot of the highest degree, with a large side order of whore.

Idiot: Admitting 90% of guys are no work at all to get in bed.  Try sitting on the other side--90% of women are too much work and play too many games.

Whore: Why on Earth would you try to fark a married or involved guy?  That's what skanks do.  Don't be surprised when your future husband splits every canoe he can behind your back.


Oh please. You sound like just the prude these men need a break from. I was young, I partied, and if I saw what I liked I took it without caring. The two "involved" men I slept with both hadn't had sex in at least a year because their wives were "never in the mood". You know what I call that? Torture. They felt unloved and unattractive because their wife/girlfriend wouldn't give them what they needed. They were being absolute coonts for the lack of a better term. Why wouldn't I want to give a man back his sexuality, remind him he's a man worthy of love, and have some fun during the process?

That was damn near ten years ago. Since then I've grown up and have a wonderful marriage with my husband who would never have the energy to fark another woman. If he does...then obviously I failed as a wife in meeting his needs. I however am NOT going to apologize for my youthful sexual escapades. Call me a whore, a skank, or a slut it really doesn't matter to me. Point is I had fun, I was safe about it, and all direct parties had a fun time. If there was some 3rd party collateral damage how the hell is that my fault? I didn't hold a shotgun to anybody's head. Get over yourself.
 
2013-11-15 03:05:34 PM
I think I found her picture...
I think she's full..

www.ilovebacon.com
 
2013-11-15 03:12:01 PM
"Do it to me Sheldon. You're an animal Sheldon. Ride me, big Sheldon!"

/Doesn't work.
 
2013-11-15 03:22:44 PM

vudukungfu: HawgWild: She's not unlike a submarine

Leaking seamen.


and gonna go down.
 
2013-11-15 03:22:52 PM

dead: Her actions probably won't affect her employment... since she's going to be working for Brazzars or another porn site/company.


I was going to say...she has a bright future in porn.  That stuff tends to make people unemployable in normal careers.  It's like the Scarlet Letter.

Gauge (who recently came out of retirement because her job found out and she was ostracized) probably said it best (paraphrasing).  Who's worse in this scenario, the actor or the consumer.
 
2013-11-15 03:24:24 PM

GRCooper: eepapapee: WelldeadLink: "I have sex with at least 2/3 different people a week."

Seems a bit divisive.

To be fair, it's just a fraction of the populace.

If she gets jungle fever, will that change to 4/5 3/5?

/window seat, please


FTFY

/pedant
//woken up next to worse back in the day
///never chewed my arm off, though!
 
2013-11-15 03:26:15 PM

hailin: Since then I've grown up and have a wonderful marriage with my husband who would never have the energy to fark another woman. If he does...then obviously I failed as a wife in meeting his needs. I however am NOT going to apologize for my youthful sexual escapades. Call me a whore, a skank, or a slut it really doesn't matter to me. Point is I had fun, I was safe about it, and all direct parties had a fun time.


When he cheats I'll laugh my m-er-f-in'  ass off.  You cannot possibly be cool with the breach of trust when you find out about his mistress.

If there was some 3rd party collateral damage how the hell is that my fault? I didn't hold a shotgun to anybody's head.

That defense is one of immaturity and narcissism.  If you sold heroin instead of giving away 'tang you'd be in jail for manslaughter.
 
2013-11-15 03:38:52 PM

tmcottle: metallion: She looks like Ronnie James Dio in the face....   That's a face made for morse code right there...

or a paper bag........


and you'd never be the last in line...
 
2013-11-15 03:41:19 PM

fickenchucker: hailin: Since then I've grown up and have a wonderful marriage with my husband who would never have the energy to fark another woman. If he does...then obviously I failed as a wife in meeting his needs. I however am NOT going to apologize for my youthful sexual escapades. Call me a whore, a skank, or a slut it really doesn't matter to me. Point is I had fun, I was safe about it, and all direct parties had a fun time.

When he cheats I'll laugh my m-er-f-in'  ass off.  You cannot possibly be cool with the breach of trust when you find out about his mistress.

If there was some 3rd party collateral damage how the hell is that my fault? I didn't hold a shotgun to anybody's head.

That defense is one of immaturity and narcissism.  If you sold heroin instead of giving away 'tang you'd be in jail for manslaughter.


Yes because having sex is EXACTLY like selling someone heroin and having them overdose. Yup. You really are an idiot.

Point is I didn't seek out married men. If I found a cute guy I liked I talked to them. Some had sob stories. In the end, then chose to have sex with me. Why is it on me to regulate their morality? THEY made to vow, not me. I don't need to take responsibility for other people's relationships.

That is the problem in this country. No one takes responsibility for their OWN actions. They always expect someone else to bear the burden. You want to cheat on your wife? Fine, but don't put the blame on the mistress. If wife finds out keep her from putting blame in the mistress. It isn't the 3rd parties fault you consciously made the decision to break your vows.

And if my husband cheated on so what? Again it means I failed somewhere. If that failure can't be corrected then we get a divorce. Why does it have to be such a big deal? I've been cheated on before and didn't get all emotional about it. The relationships just ended so you move on and find someone else and trust me there are plenty of compatible people out there. I don't believe in soulmates. I choose to be with my husband because he's nice, intelligent, fun, and we just get along great. I'm faithful for health reasons and because he wants it. I'd be fine swinging also. I don't get all emotional and caught up about sex. I love my husband, but people seem to equate love with sex. Sex is not love...it is sex.
 
2013-11-15 03:49:21 PM

dead: Caption on a photo
The student, pictured here with other naked students, hopes her actions will not affect future employers' decisions and that they will 'see it as a bit of fun'

Her actions probably won't affect her employment... since she's going to be working for Brazzars or another porn site/company.


Done in one.
 
2013-11-15 03:57:13 PM

miss diminutive: Allowing college age guys to fark you is a "conquest" in the same way that showering in BBQ sauce and strolling along naked is a "conquest" of the fire ant kingdom.


Vidi, vici, veni.
 
2013-11-15 03:58:07 PM
So... was she voted 'Most likely to suck seed'?
 
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