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(Daily Mail)   20-year-old girl wins Britain's horniest student. Her parents must be so proud   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 119
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2013-11-15 10:54:08 AM
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The student, pictured here with other naked students, hopes her actions will not affect future employers' decisions and that they will 'see it as a bit of fun'

Her actions probably won't affect her employment... since she's going to be working for Brazzars or another porn site/company.
 
2013-11-15 12:20:19 PM
The third year IT management student keeps a list of her sexual partners or, in her words, 'conquests' but struggles to remember all their names.

Allowing college age guys to fark you is a "conquest" in the same way that showering in BBQ sauce and strolling along naked is a "conquest" of the fire ant kingdom.
 
2013-11-15 12:26:05 PM

miss diminutive: The third year IT management student keeps a list of her sexual partners or, in her words, 'conquests' but struggles to remember all their names.

Allowing college age guys to fark you is a "conquest" in the same way that showering in BBQ sauce and strolling along naked is a "conquest" of the fire ant kingdom.


Sorta like me playing games with my kids. I don't feel any sense of accomplishment when I mop the floor with them.
 
2013-11-15 12:30:59 PM
I like how the Daily Fail, of all newspapers, refers to the competition as degrading. Takes one to know one, I guess?
 
2013-11-15 12:32:56 PM
i.imgur.com

Sort of want
 
2013-11-15 12:35:38 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

I'm guessing the E.D. guy was a letdown.
 
2013-11-15 12:36:38 PM
Feminism says this is fine and she shouldn't be judged. People actually take feminists seriously.
 
2013-11-15 12:37:16 PM

miss diminutive: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x967]

I'm guessing the E.D. guy was a letdown.


He is.  That's why he needs to see Alice.
 
2013-11-15 12:37:27 PM

lockers: Sorta like me playing games with my kids. I don't feel any sense of accomplishment when I mop the floor with them.


If you did it literally instead you could accomplish some housework.
 
2013-11-15 12:37:34 PM
The final year student is planning on applying for internships in the hope to start up her own technology business.

She'll make a killing in IT.
 
2013-11-15 12:38:17 PM
I, for one, am perfectly fine with these zesty, enterprising young ladies.
 
2013-11-15 12:38:21 PM
s3.amazonaws.com

/but with boobs
 
2013-11-15 12:38:45 PM
"The student, pictured here with other naked students, hopes her actions will not affect future employers' decisions and that they will 'see it as a bit of fun'"

I'm sure they'll be falling over themselves to pay for your HIV medication.
 
2013-11-15 12:38:49 PM
The cross is a nice touch to her outfit but she is boyishly flat and her hair is weird. 5.5/10 minus 3 points for probably being a petri dish filled with diseases.
 
2013-11-15 12:39:17 PM
Women don't have conquests unless it is a scam.  All they need to do is say yes.  Even the fat and ugly ones will find a guy to sleep with them.
 
2013-11-15 12:39:59 PM

skozlaw: lockers: Sorta like me playing games with my kids. I don't feel any sense of accomplishment when I mop the floor with them.

If you did it literally instead you could accomplish some housework.


You know, getting them to hang on to the mop long enough WOULD be an accomplishment.
 
2013-11-15 12:41:04 PM
I asked her to sleep with me once, and she said no.
 
2013-11-15 12:41:18 PM

FarkedOver: He is. That's why he needs to see Alice.


I see what you did there.

/I see Alice too...
 
2013-11-15 12:42:01 PM
She looks like Ronnie James Dio in the face....   That's a face made for morse code right there...
 
2013-11-15 12:42:36 PM

miss diminutive: The third year IT management student keeps a list of her sexual partners or, in her words, 'conquests' but struggles to remember all their names.

Allowing college age guys to fark you is a "conquest" in the same way that showering in BBQ sauce and strolling along naked is a "conquest" of the fire ant kingdom.


I conquer.
 
2013-11-15 12:43:47 PM

miss diminutive: The third year IT management student keeps a list of her sexual partners or, in her words, 'conquests' but struggles to remember all their names.

Allowing college age guys to fark you is a "conquest" in the same way that showering in BBQ sauce and strolling along naked is a "conquest" of the fire ant kingdom.


Great, now I'm hungry.
 
2013-11-15 12:44:08 PM
The entire point of this contest becomes clear in TFA's final picture. The skeezy site founder just wanted a sure thing. Judging by the look on his face, he found it.
 
2013-11-15 12:44:23 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: 5.5/10 minus 3 points for probably being a petri dish filled with diseases.


And a fanny like a hippo's yawn.
 
2013-11-15 12:44:54 PM
It was only 3 men a week.. That would barely cover a Thursday night at an American college. :p
 
2013-11-15 12:45:54 PM
Subby, I'm pretty sure her parents stopped giving a shiat long ago
 
2013-11-15 12:47:19 PM
I feel like anybody who boinks that indiscriminately will never be any good at it.  Like a guy who practices guitar every day, but only while watching daytime television.
 
2013-11-15 12:47:44 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: The cross is a nice touch to her outfit but she is boyishly flat and her hair is weird. 5.5/10 minus 3 points for probably being a petri dish filled with diseases.


I wouldn't fark that with ANYBODY'S penis, much less my own.
 
2013-11-15 12:48:09 PM
Well she has now limited her employment opportunities to stripper and porn star.
 
2013-11-15 12:48:12 PM

rev. dave: Women don't have conquests unless it is a scam.  All they need to do is say yes.  Even the fat and ugly ones will find a guy to sleep with them.


Really? Only men can conquest? That is the stupidest and most sexist thing I ever heard. If I work hard flirting with someone and have sex with them that is a conquest. You paint it like all men out there are ready and willing and all women need to be "talked" into sex. Not true. Some men have girlfriends/wives or just got out of a bad relationships and are still sulking. They require work, but that is part of the fun. Yes it is easy enough to go up to a guy and say "hey lets get out of here" and 90% of the time they will eagerly say yes, but there is no challenge in it. Conquests are fun.
 
2013-11-15 12:48:22 PM
Do not want.
 
2013-11-15 12:50:07 PM
"Hawt" description on holiday, subby?
 
2013-11-15 12:54:14 PM

dead: Caption on a photo
The student, pictured here with other naked students, hopes her actions will not affect future employers' decisions and that they will 'see it as a bit of fun'

Her actions probably won't affect her employment... since she's going to be working for Brazzars or another porn site/company.


THIS
Close the thread.
 
2013-11-15 12:57:00 PM
Eh, I've done worse.

Thankfully, those days are long behind me.
 
2013-11-15 12:57:38 PM

hailin: rev. dave: Women don't have conquests unless it is a scam.  All they need to do is say yes.  Even the fat and ugly ones will find a guy to sleep with them.

Really? Only men can conquest? That is the stupidest and most sexist thing I ever heard. If I work hard flirting with someone and have sex with them that is a conquest. You paint it like all men out there are ready and willing and all women need to be "talked" into sex. Not true. Some men have girlfriends/wives or just got out of a bad relationships and are still sulking. They require work, but that is part of the fun. Yes it is easy enough to go up to a guy and say "hey lets get out of here" and 90% of the time they will eagerly say yes, but there is no challenge in it. Conquests are fun.


No, that makes you a slut.  DUH!!

/How YOU doin'?
 
2013-11-15 12:58:12 PM
miss diminutive [TotalFark]
The third year IT management student keeps a list of her sexual partners or, in her words, 'conquests' but struggles to remember all their names.

Allowing college age guys to fark you is a "conquest" in the same way that showering in BBQ sauce and strolling along naked is a "conquest" of the fire ant kingdom.


ha! I like the cut of your jib.
 
2013-11-15 12:58:46 PM
GAH!   Not even with subby's dick!
 
2013-11-15 12:59:14 PM
I like this girl. She has a lot of spunk.
 
2013-11-15 01:00:09 PM
Ah, god, ah, who opened the ark of the covenant?
 
2013-11-15 01:01:18 PM

eepapapee: I like this girl. She has a lot of spunk.


When she goes to a party, everyone comes!
 
2013-11-15 01:01:52 PM
Suddenly I have an idea how to reverse our college's slipping enrollment numbers.
 
2013-11-15 01:02:51 PM

hailin: rev. dave: Women don't have conquests unless it is a scam.  All they need to do is say yes.  Even the fat and ugly ones will find a guy to sleep with them.

Really? Only men can conquest? That is the stupidest and most sexist thing I ever heard. If I work hard flirting with someone and have sex with them that is a conquest. You paint it like all men out there are ready and willing and all women need to be "talked" into sex. Not true. Some men have girlfriends/wives or just got out of a bad relationships and are still sulking. They require work, but that is part of the fun. Yes it is easy enough to go up to a guy and say "hey lets get out of here" and 90% of the time they will eagerly say yes, but there is no challenge in it. Conquests are fun.


You sound like an idiot of the highest degree, with a large side order of whore.

Idiot: Admitting 90% of guys are no work at all to get in bed.  Try sitting on the other side--90% of women are too much work and play too many games.

Whore: Why on Earth would you try to fark a married or involved guy?  That's what skanks do.  Don't be surprised when your future husband splits every canoe he can behind your back.
 
2013-11-15 01:03:23 PM

new_york_monty: eepapapee: I like this girl. She has a lot of spunk.

When she goes to a party, everyone comes!


She's not unlike a submarine.
 
2013-11-15 01:04:46 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: The cross is a nice touch to her outfit but she is boyishly flat and her hair is weird. 5.5/10 minus 3 points for probably being a petri dish filled with diseases.


I'm with ya on the petri dish, but she's got a nice paunch and hips going. I'm not much of a boob man so what's going on there I don't care about.
 
2013-11-15 01:05:02 PM

metallion: She looks like Ronnie James Dio in the face....   That's a face made for morse code right there...


or a paper bag........
 
2013-11-15 01:11:27 PM

rev. dave: Women don't have conquests unless it is a scam.  All they need to do is say yes.  Even the fat and ugly ones will find a guy to sleep with them.


You've never been involved with an online singles group.  There is competition among the broads to snag a date with one of the men who isn't a Dr. Kreiger type weirdo.
 
2013-11-15 01:12:33 PM
Well, I'm proud. Very proud.
 
2013-11-15 01:12:58 PM
Looks like one the Yahoo's from the 1996 version of Gulliver's Travels.
 
2013-11-15 01:15:30 PM

hailin: Some men have girlfriends/wives


Most guys who have been married more than five years have not been properly farked in more than two, so I'm having a hard time seeing the challenge in that. The only think holding them back the fear of your lack of post coital discretion.
 
2013-11-15 01:17:57 PM

HawgWild: She's not unlike a submarine


Leaking seamen.
 
2013-11-15 01:18:03 PM

eepapapee: I like this girl. She has a lot of is filled with spunk.


ftfy
 
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