miss diminutive: The third year IT management student keeps a list of her sexual partners or, in her words, 'conquests' but struggles to remember all their names.Allowing college age guys to fark you is a "conquest" in the same way that showering in BBQ sauce and strolling along naked is a "conquest" of the fire ant kingdom.
miss diminutive: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x967]I'm guessing the E.D. guy was a letdown.
lockers: Sorta like me playing games with my kids. I don't feel any sense of accomplishment when I mop the floor with them.
skozlaw: lockers: Sorta like me playing games with my kids. I don't feel any sense of accomplishment when I mop the floor with them.If you did it literally instead you could accomplish some housework.
FarkedOver: He is. That's why he needs to see Alice.
Sock Ruh Tease: 5.5/10 minus 3 points for probably being a petri dish filled with diseases.
Sock Ruh Tease: The cross is a nice touch to her outfit but she is boyishly flat and her hair is weird. 5.5/10 minus 3 points for probably being a petri dish filled with diseases.
rev. dave: Women don't have conquests unless it is a scam. All they need to do is say yes. Even the fat and ugly ones will find a guy to sleep with them.
dead: Caption on a photoThe student, pictured here with other naked students, hopes her actions will not affect future employers' decisions and that they will 'see it as a bit of fun'Her actions probably won't affect her employment... since she's going to be working for Brazzars or another porn site/company.
hailin: rev. dave: Women don't have conquests unless it is a scam. All they need to do is say yes. Even the fat and ugly ones will find a guy to sleep with them.Really? Only men can conquest? That is the stupidest and most sexist thing I ever heard. If I work hard flirting with someone and have sex with them that is a conquest. You paint it like all men out there are ready and willing and all women need to be "talked" into sex. Not true. Some men have girlfriends/wives or just got out of a bad relationships and are still sulking. They require work, but that is part of the fun. Yes it is easy enough to go up to a guy and say "hey lets get out of here" and 90% of the time they will eagerly say yes, but there is no challenge in it. Conquests are fun.
eepapapee: I like this girl. She has a lot of spunk.
new_york_monty: eepapapee: I like this girl. She has a lot of spunk.When she goes to a party, everyone comes!
metallion: She looks like Ronnie James Dio in the face.... That's a face made for morse code right there...
hailin: Some men have girlfriends/wives
HawgWild: She's not unlike a submarine
eepapapee: I like this girl. She has a lot of is filled with spunk.
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