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2013-11-15 02:53:06 PM
4 votes:

that was my nickname in highschool: fickenchucker: You sound like an idiot of the highest degree, with a large side order of whore.


What kind of insecure puritan talks like that to a woman sporty enough to actually put energy into farking?  Would definitely rather party with her than you.


My main point was about pursuing married men.  It's evil to be the catalyst in destroying a marriage. Single people who fark married people act surprised when they're used and tossed away like dollar condoms?

/Yeah, yeah, the relationship was weak if it could be broken up.
//The married people are jerks, too, but the response was to the original poster.
///If both people are single fark all you want.
2013-11-15 05:56:03 PM
3 votes:

hailin: Oh please. You sound like just the prude these men need a break from. I was young, I partied, and if I saw what I liked I took it without caring. The two "involved" men I slept with both hadn't had sex in at least a year because their wives were "never in the mood". You know what I call that? Torture. They felt unloved and unattractive because their wife/girlfriend wouldn't give them what they needed. They were being absolute coonts for the lack of a better term. Why wouldn't I want to give a man back his sexuality, remind him he's a man worthy of love, and have some fun during the process?

That was damn near ten years ago. Since then I've grown up and have a wonderful marriage with my husband who would never have the energy to fark another woman. If he does...then obviously I failed as a wife in meeting his needs. I however am NOT going to apologize for my youthful sexual escapades. Call me a whore, a skank, or a slut it really doesn't matter to me. Point is I had fun, I was safe about it, and all direct parties had a fun time. If there was some 3rd party collateral damage how the hell is that my fault? I didn't hold a shotgun to anybody's head. Get over yourself.


To say that any of that responsibility does not fall onto your shoulders is bullshiat. To say that it would be your fault for your spouse cheating on your is also bullshiat. If your partner is not satisfying your needs, you communicate to them about it. If you are unable to communicate, you shouldn't be married in the first place, but cheating is not an appropriate response. If after communicating, your partner is unwilling to fulfill those needs, then collectively you need to decide if it is better to part ways. Cheating is called cheating for a reason. Cheating is a cowardly act because you don't want to have a confrontation or an adult conversation. The person who enables someone to cheat is just as bad, if not worse, than the person cheating. Based on your outlook on the matter, I guess buying kids alcohol isn't bad because you aren't the one drinking underage. If one of those kids gets behind a wheel and kills someone, that isn't your fault they got behind the wheel after drinking. Knowingly allowing someone to cheat on their partner is a despicable and selfish act. You are not being a righteous person.

While their spouse or SO may be being inconsiderate, that doesn't give them or you the right to do what you are doing. Sex is not your right. Devaluing sex is basically equating yourself with any other animal. If that is your outlook on the matter, great, but just know that when others call you a biatch, you earned that title.
2013-11-15 04:04:10 PM
3 votes:

hailin: fickenchucker: hailin: Since then I've grown up and have a wonderful marriage with my husband who would never have the energy to fark another woman. If he does...then obviously I failed as a wife in meeting his needs. I however am NOT going to apologize for my youthful sexual escapades. Call me a whore, a skank, or a slut it really doesn't matter to me. Point is I had fun, I was safe about it, and all direct parties had a fun time.

When he cheats I'll laugh my m-er-f-in'  ass off.  You cannot possibly be cool with the breach of trust when you find out about his mistress.

If there was some 3rd party collateral damage how the hell is that my fault? I didn't hold a shotgun to anybody's head.

That defense is one of immaturity and narcissism.  If you sold heroin instead of giving away 'tang you'd be in jail for manslaughter.

Yes because having sex is EXACTLY like selling someone heroin and having them overdose. Yup. You really are an idiot.

Point is I didn't seek out married men. If I found a cute guy I liked I talked to them. Some had sob stories. In the end, then chose to have sex with me. Why is it on me to regulate their morality? THEY made to vow, not me. I don't need to take responsibility for other people's relationships.

That is the problem in this country. No one takes responsibility for their OWN actions. They always expect someone else to bear the burden. You want to cheat on your wife? Fine, but don't put the blame on the mistress. If wife finds out keep her from putting blame in the mistress. It isn't the 3rd parties fault you consciously made the decision to break your vows.

And if my husband cheated on so what? Again it means I failed somewhere. If that failure can't be corrected then we get a divorce. Why does it have to be such a big deal? I've been cheated on before and didn't get all emotional about it. The relationships just ended so you move on and find someone else and trust me there are plenty of compatible people out there. I don't believe ...


No, Hailin. No. If your husband cheated on you, it's likely not because you failed anywhere. It's because of him. Vice versa would be true too. I hope that makes sense.
2013-11-15 01:23:26 PM
3 votes:
Ah, the grand tradition of slut shaming.
2013-11-15 01:02:51 PM
3 votes:

hailin: rev. dave: Women don't have conquests unless it is a scam.  All they need to do is say yes.  Even the fat and ugly ones will find a guy to sleep with them.

Really? Only men can conquest? That is the stupidest and most sexist thing I ever heard. If I work hard flirting with someone and have sex with them that is a conquest. You paint it like all men out there are ready and willing and all women need to be "talked" into sex. Not true. Some men have girlfriends/wives or just got out of a bad relationships and are still sulking. They require work, but that is part of the fun. Yes it is easy enough to go up to a guy and say "hey lets get out of here" and 90% of the time they will eagerly say yes, but there is no challenge in it. Conquests are fun.


You sound like an idiot of the highest degree, with a large side order of whore.

Idiot: Admitting 90% of guys are no work at all to get in bed.  Try sitting on the other side--90% of women are too much work and play too many games.

Whore: Why on Earth would you try to fark a married or involved guy?  That's what skanks do.  Don't be surprised when your future husband splits every canoe he can behind your back.
2013-11-15 12:39:17 PM
3 votes:
Women don't have conquests unless it is a scam.  All they need to do is say yes.  Even the fat and ugly ones will find a guy to sleep with them.
2013-11-15 12:38:49 PM
3 votes:
The cross is a nice touch to her outfit but she is boyishly flat and her hair is weird. 5.5/10 minus 3 points for probably being a petri dish filled with diseases.
2013-11-15 10:54:08 AM
3 votes:
Caption on a photo
The student, pictured here with other naked students, hopes her actions will not affect future employers' decisions and that they will 'see it as a bit of fun'

Her actions probably won't affect her employment... since she's going to be working for Brazzars or another porn site/company.
2013-11-15 04:27:36 PM
2 votes:

hailin: Sex is not love...it is sex.



I think we found the problem.  In mature relationships sex is a reflection of love.  Why else would your husband ban you from taking shots from every sailor on the wharf?

Even while you state you don't fool around on your husband because that's the way he wants it, thereby committing to his trust, you fail grasp the betrayal of trust you enabled by knowingly being a mistress and shirk all sense of responsibility or remorse.  Children redirect blame and fail to recognize their societal responsibilities, adults do not.

The married men who lied to their wives are dirtbags, too.  Divorce is there for a reason.  Sneaking around and sticking to some legs-in-the-air receptacle isn't a noble endeavor, but this discussion is about women spreading it for guys they know are married and preying on their idiocy, avarice, or confusion.

/Again, if people are single and want to get freaky, well...hopefully they don't regret their actions later and are safe about it.
2013-11-15 04:14:10 PM
2 votes:

unfarkingbelievable: hailin: fickenchucker: hailin: Since then I've grown up and have a wonderful marriage with my husband who would never have the energy to fark another woman. If he does...then obviously I failed as a wife in meeting his needs. I however am NOT going to apologize for my youthful sexual escapades. Call me a whore, a skank, or a slut it really doesn't matter to me. Point is I had fun, I was safe about it, and all direct parties had a fun time.

When he cheats I'll laugh my m-er-f-in'  ass off.  You cannot possibly be cool with the breach of trust when you find out about his mistress.

If there was some 3rd party collateral damage how the hell is that my fault? I didn't hold a shotgun to anybody's head.

That defense is one of immaturity and narcissism.  If you sold heroin instead of giving away 'tang you'd be in jail for manslaughter.

Yes because having sex is EXACTLY like selling someone heroin and having them overdose. Yup. You really are an idiot.

Point is I didn't seek out married men. If I found a cute guy I liked I talked to them. Some had sob stories. In the end, then chose to have sex with me. Why is it on me to regulate their morality? THEY made to vow, not me. I don't need to take responsibility for other people's relationships.

That is the problem in this country. No one takes responsibility for their OWN actions. They always expect someone else to bear the burden. You want to cheat on your wife? Fine, but don't put the blame on the mistress. If wife finds out keep her from putting blame in the mistress. It isn't the 3rd parties fault you consciously made the decision to break your vows.

And if my husband cheated on so what? Again it means I failed somewhere. If that failure can't be corrected then we get a divorce. Why does it have to be such a big deal? I've been cheated on before and didn't get all emotional about it. The relationships just ended so you move on and find someone else and trust me there are plenty of compatible people out there. I don't ...


What unfarkenbelievable said, hailin.

It's sad the husbands didn't get any for a year- it's half of their fault for not communicating their needs or dealing with their wife about it.
It's sad that you knew about all of that, and decided to get involved anyway.
You didn't save them from being pathetic, and unable to get what they wanted from their wives- you enabled them to stay in a bad relationship.
2013-11-15 03:26:15 PM
2 votes:

hailin: Since then I've grown up and have a wonderful marriage with my husband who would never have the energy to fark another woman. If he does...then obviously I failed as a wife in meeting his needs. I however am NOT going to apologize for my youthful sexual escapades. Call me a whore, a skank, or a slut it really doesn't matter to me. Point is I had fun, I was safe about it, and all direct parties had a fun time.


When he cheats I'll laugh my m-er-f-in'  ass off.  You cannot possibly be cool with the breach of trust when you find out about his mistress.

If there was some 3rd party collateral damage how the hell is that my fault? I didn't hold a shotgun to anybody's head.

That defense is one of immaturity and narcissism.  If you sold heroin instead of giving away 'tang you'd be in jail for manslaughter.
2013-11-15 02:28:40 PM
2 votes:

The more you eat the more you fart: Not everything can be blamed on men you know.


I'm not blaming men, I'm just implying that there's a different level of skill required to rack up the same tally of partners between men and women. There's a reason for that difference and it's not "durrr, men are pigs, durrr".

hint - it has to do with our gametes
2013-11-15 12:44:54 PM
2 votes:
It was only 3 men a week.. That would barely cover a Thursday night at an American college. :p
2013-11-15 06:46:28 PM
1 votes:

durbnpoisn: She sees this as some sort of "conquest"?  Like what she is doing is difficult?!

Look, here are the facts...  Any woman can walk up to just about any guy in any place at any time and say, "You wanna have some sex?"  And she'll get it.
It doesn't make any difference how good looking she is.

It doesn't work that way for guys, incidentally.  A guy would get smacked in the head and get charged with harassment.


images.wikia.com

It's good to know that these ladies can walk up to just about anyone and get some.

This argument gets tossed around fark a lot and it's ridiculous.  Women may have a better shot or have much better odds of finding someone to sleep with us than men, but we can't just get any guy to jump into bed with us or else the likes of men like Brad Pitt would never be out of bed.  I mean, I suppose hot chicks have this luxury, but let's not pretend that life in this respect is a cake walk for all women.
2013-11-15 03:41:19 PM
1 votes:

fickenchucker: hailin: Since then I've grown up and have a wonderful marriage with my husband who would never have the energy to fark another woman. If he does...then obviously I failed as a wife in meeting his needs. I however am NOT going to apologize for my youthful sexual escapades. Call me a whore, a skank, or a slut it really doesn't matter to me. Point is I had fun, I was safe about it, and all direct parties had a fun time.

When he cheats I'll laugh my m-er-f-in'  ass off.  You cannot possibly be cool with the breach of trust when you find out about his mistress.

If there was some 3rd party collateral damage how the hell is that my fault? I didn't hold a shotgun to anybody's head.

That defense is one of immaturity and narcissism.  If you sold heroin instead of giving away 'tang you'd be in jail for manslaughter.


Yes because having sex is EXACTLY like selling someone heroin and having them overdose. Yup. You really are an idiot.

Point is I didn't seek out married men. If I found a cute guy I liked I talked to them. Some had sob stories. In the end, then chose to have sex with me. Why is it on me to regulate their morality? THEY made to vow, not me. I don't need to take responsibility for other people's relationships.

That is the problem in this country. No one takes responsibility for their OWN actions. They always expect someone else to bear the burden. You want to cheat on your wife? Fine, but don't put the blame on the mistress. If wife finds out keep her from putting blame in the mistress. It isn't the 3rd parties fault you consciously made the decision to break your vows.

And if my husband cheated on so what? Again it means I failed somewhere. If that failure can't be corrected then we get a divorce. Why does it have to be such a big deal? I've been cheated on before and didn't get all emotional about it. The relationships just ended so you move on and find someone else and trust me there are plenty of compatible people out there. I don't believe in soulmates. I choose to be with my husband because he's nice, intelligent, fun, and we just get along great. I'm faithful for health reasons and because he wants it. I'd be fine swinging also. I don't get all emotional and caught up about sex. I love my husband, but people seem to equate love with sex. Sex is not love...it is sex.
2013-11-15 03:24:24 PM
1 votes:

GRCooper: eepapapee: WelldeadLink: "I have sex with at least 2/3 different people a week."

Seems a bit divisive.

To be fair, it's just a fraction of the populace.

If she gets jungle fever, will that change to 4/5 3/5?

/window seat, please


FTFY

/pedant
//woken up next to worse back in the day
///never chewed my arm off, though!
2013-11-15 03:22:52 PM
1 votes:

dead: Her actions probably won't affect her employment... since she's going to be working for Brazzars or another porn site/company.


I was going to say...she has a bright future in porn.  That stuff tends to make people unemployable in normal careers.  It's like the Scarlet Letter.

Gauge (who recently came out of retirement because her job found out and she was ostracized) probably said it best (paraphrasing).  Who's worse in this scenario, the actor or the consumer.
2013-11-15 03:05:34 PM
1 votes:
I think I found her picture...
I think she's full..

www.ilovebacon.com
2013-11-15 02:59:35 PM
1 votes:

fickenchucker: hailin: rev. dave: Women don't have conquests unless it is a scam.  All they need to do is say yes.  Even the fat and ugly ones will find a guy to sleep with them.

Really? Only men can conquest? That is the stupidest and most sexist thing I ever heard. If I work hard flirting with someone and have sex with them that is a conquest. You paint it like all men out there are ready and willing and all women need to be "talked" into sex. Not true. Some men have girlfriends/wives or just got out of a bad relationships and are still sulking. They require work, but that is part of the fun. Yes it is easy enough to go up to a guy and say "hey lets get out of here" and 90% of the time they will eagerly say yes, but there is no challenge in it. Conquests are fun.

You sound like an idiot of the highest degree, with a large side order of whore.

Idiot: Admitting 90% of guys are no work at all to get in bed.  Try sitting on the other side--90% of women are too much work and play too many games.

Whore: Why on Earth would you try to fark a married or involved guy?  That's what skanks do.  Don't be surprised when your future husband splits every canoe he can behind your back.


Oh please. You sound like just the prude these men need a break from. I was young, I partied, and if I saw what I liked I took it without caring. The two "involved" men I slept with both hadn't had sex in at least a year because their wives were "never in the mood". You know what I call that? Torture. They felt unloved and unattractive because their wife/girlfriend wouldn't give them what they needed. They were being absolute coonts for the lack of a better term. Why wouldn't I want to give a man back his sexuality, remind him he's a man worthy of love, and have some fun during the process?

That was damn near ten years ago. Since then I've grown up and have a wonderful marriage with my husband who would never have the energy to fark another woman. If he does...then obviously I failed as a wife in meeting his needs. I however am NOT going to apologize for my youthful sexual escapades. Call me a whore, a skank, or a slut it really doesn't matter to me. Point is I had fun, I was safe about it, and all direct parties had a fun time. If there was some 3rd party collateral damage how the hell is that my fault? I didn't hold a shotgun to anybody's head. Get over yourself.
2013-11-15 02:20:19 PM
1 votes:
Meh. Healthy young people like to fark indiscriminately. Like rabbits. This isn't news, people!
2013-11-15 02:02:44 PM
1 votes:

dead: Her actions probably won't affect her employment... since she's going to be working for Brazzars or another porn site/company.


From a porn standard, she's not that sexy to be honest.  She's got a thin body - but I guarantee you she'll be known more as "Slut brunette teen takes anal then gets DP slammed!" - just some unknown girl getting paid low performer rates, getting low-balled and getting wrecked in the process.

Funny thing is she thinks she's winning at life right now.  Kind of sad. Any job worth getting will be the ones who don't want the attention of some teen who can't keep her legs closed.
2013-11-15 01:41:41 PM
1 votes:
She sees this as some sort of "conquest"?  Like what she is doing is difficult?!

Look, here are the facts...  Any woman can walk up to just about any guy in any place at any time and say, "You wanna have some sex?"  And she'll get it.
It doesn't make any difference how good looking she is.

It doesn't work that way for guys, incidentally.  A guy would get smacked in the head and get charged with harassment.
2013-11-15 01:40:25 PM
1 votes:

edmo: Only in America, where we're keen on maintaining our superior moral values


That's what happens when you have a country settled by Puritanical jackasses but founded on the notion of near-absolute freedom. A bunch of people who feel incredibly guilty about their unlimited access to porn.
2013-11-15 01:23:53 PM
1 votes:

fickenchucker: You sound like an idiot of the highest degree, with a large side order of whore.



What kind of insecure puritan talks like that to a woman sporty enough to actually put energy into farking?  Would definitely rather party with her than you.
2013-11-15 12:48:12 PM
1 votes:

rev. dave: Women don't have conquests unless it is a scam.  All they need to do is say yes.  Even the fat and ugly ones will find a guy to sleep with them.


Really? Only men can conquest? That is the stupidest and most sexist thing I ever heard. If I work hard flirting with someone and have sex with them that is a conquest. You paint it like all men out there are ready and willing and all women need to be "talked" into sex. Not true. Some men have girlfriends/wives or just got out of a bad relationships and are still sulking. They require work, but that is part of the fun. Yes it is easy enough to go up to a guy and say "hey lets get out of here" and 90% of the time they will eagerly say yes, but there is no challenge in it. Conquests are fun.
2013-11-15 12:48:09 PM
1 votes:
Well she has now limited her employment opportunities to stripper and porn star.
2013-11-15 12:47:19 PM
1 votes:
I feel like anybody who boinks that indiscriminately will never be any good at it.  Like a guy who practices guitar every day, but only while watching daytime television.
2013-11-15 12:45:54 PM
1 votes:
Subby, I'm pretty sure her parents stopped giving a shiat long ago
2013-11-15 12:44:08 PM
1 votes:
The entire point of this contest becomes clear in TFA's final picture. The skeezy site founder just wanted a sure thing. Judging by the look on his face, he found it.
2013-11-15 12:39:59 PM
1 votes:

skozlaw: lockers: Sorta like me playing games with my kids. I don't feel any sense of accomplishment when I mop the floor with them.

If you did it literally instead you could accomplish some housework.


You know, getting them to hang on to the mop long enough WOULD be an accomplishment.
2013-11-15 12:38:45 PM
1 votes:
"The student, pictured here with other naked students, hopes her actions will not affect future employers' decisions and that they will 'see it as a bit of fun'"

I'm sure they'll be falling over themselves to pay for your HIV medication.
2013-11-15 12:20:19 PM
1 votes:
The third year IT management student keeps a list of her sexual partners or, in her words, 'conquests' but struggles to remember all their names.

Allowing college age guys to fark you is a "conquest" in the same way that showering in BBQ sauce and strolling along naked is a "conquest" of the fire ant kingdom.
 
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