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(Daily Mail)   20-year-old girl wins Britain's horniest student. Her parents must be so proud   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 119
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2013-11-15 10:54:08 AM
Caption on a photo
The student, pictured here with other naked students, hopes her actions will not affect future employers' decisions and that they will 'see it as a bit of fun'

Her actions probably won't affect her employment... since she's going to be working for Brazzars or another porn site/company.
 
2013-11-15 12:20:19 PM
The third year IT management student keeps a list of her sexual partners or, in her words, 'conquests' but struggles to remember all their names.

Allowing college age guys to fark you is a "conquest" in the same way that showering in BBQ sauce and strolling along naked is a "conquest" of the fire ant kingdom.
 
2013-11-15 12:26:05 PM

miss diminutive: The third year IT management student keeps a list of her sexual partners or, in her words, 'conquests' but struggles to remember all their names.

Allowing college age guys to fark you is a "conquest" in the same way that showering in BBQ sauce and strolling along naked is a "conquest" of the fire ant kingdom.


Sorta like me playing games with my kids. I don't feel any sense of accomplishment when I mop the floor with them.
 
2013-11-15 12:30:59 PM
I like how the Daily Fail, of all newspapers, refers to the competition as degrading. Takes one to know one, I guess?
 
2013-11-15 12:32:56 PM
i.imgur.com

Sort of want
 
2013-11-15 12:35:38 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

I'm guessing the E.D. guy was a letdown.
 
2013-11-15 12:36:38 PM
Feminism says this is fine and she shouldn't be judged. People actually take feminists seriously.
 
2013-11-15 12:37:16 PM

miss diminutive: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x967]

I'm guessing the E.D. guy was a letdown.


He is.  That's why he needs to see Alice.
 
2013-11-15 12:37:27 PM

lockers: Sorta like me playing games with my kids. I don't feel any sense of accomplishment when I mop the floor with them.


If you did it literally instead you could accomplish some housework.
 
2013-11-15 12:37:34 PM
The final year student is planning on applying for internships in the hope to start up her own technology business.

She'll make a killing in IT.
 
2013-11-15 12:38:17 PM
I, for one, am perfectly fine with these zesty, enterprising young ladies.
 
2013-11-15 12:38:21 PM
s3.amazonaws.com

/but with boobs
 
2013-11-15 12:38:45 PM
"The student, pictured here with other naked students, hopes her actions will not affect future employers' decisions and that they will 'see it as a bit of fun'"

I'm sure they'll be falling over themselves to pay for your HIV medication.
 
2013-11-15 12:38:49 PM
The cross is a nice touch to her outfit but she is boyishly flat and her hair is weird. 5.5/10 minus 3 points for probably being a petri dish filled with diseases.
 
2013-11-15 12:39:17 PM
Women don't have conquests unless it is a scam.  All they need to do is say yes.  Even the fat and ugly ones will find a guy to sleep with them.
 
2013-11-15 12:39:59 PM

skozlaw: lockers: Sorta like me playing games with my kids. I don't feel any sense of accomplishment when I mop the floor with them.

If you did it literally instead you could accomplish some housework.


You know, getting them to hang on to the mop long enough WOULD be an accomplishment.
 
2013-11-15 12:41:04 PM
I asked her to sleep with me once, and she said no.
 
2013-11-15 12:41:18 PM

FarkedOver: He is. That's why he needs to see Alice.


I see what you did there.

/I see Alice too...
 
2013-11-15 12:42:01 PM
She looks like Ronnie James Dio in the face....   That's a face made for morse code right there...
 
2013-11-15 12:42:36 PM

miss diminutive: The third year IT management student keeps a list of her sexual partners or, in her words, 'conquests' but struggles to remember all their names.

Allowing college age guys to fark you is a "conquest" in the same way that showering in BBQ sauce and strolling along naked is a "conquest" of the fire ant kingdom.


I conquer.
 
2013-11-15 12:43:47 PM

miss diminutive: The third year IT management student keeps a list of her sexual partners or, in her words, 'conquests' but struggles to remember all their names.

Allowing college age guys to fark you is a "conquest" in the same way that showering in BBQ sauce and strolling along naked is a "conquest" of the fire ant kingdom.


Great, now I'm hungry.
 
2013-11-15 12:44:08 PM
The entire point of this contest becomes clear in TFA's final picture. The skeezy site founder just wanted a sure thing. Judging by the look on his face, he found it.
 
2013-11-15 12:44:23 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: 5.5/10 minus 3 points for probably being a petri dish filled with diseases.


And a fanny like a hippo's yawn.
 
2013-11-15 12:44:54 PM
It was only 3 men a week.. That would barely cover a Thursday night at an American college. :p
 
2013-11-15 12:45:54 PM
Subby, I'm pretty sure her parents stopped giving a shiat long ago
 
2013-11-15 12:47:19 PM
I feel like anybody who boinks that indiscriminately will never be any good at it.  Like a guy who practices guitar every day, but only while watching daytime television.
 
2013-11-15 12:47:44 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: The cross is a nice touch to her outfit but she is boyishly flat and her hair is weird. 5.5/10 minus 3 points for probably being a petri dish filled with diseases.


I wouldn't fark that with ANYBODY'S penis, much less my own.
 
2013-11-15 12:48:09 PM
Well she has now limited her employment opportunities to stripper and porn star.
 
2013-11-15 12:48:12 PM

rev. dave: Women don't have conquests unless it is a scam.  All they need to do is say yes.  Even the fat and ugly ones will find a guy to sleep with them.


Really? Only men can conquest? That is the stupidest and most sexist thing I ever heard. If I work hard flirting with someone and have sex with them that is a conquest. You paint it like all men out there are ready and willing and all women need to be "talked" into sex. Not true. Some men have girlfriends/wives or just got out of a bad relationships and are still sulking. They require work, but that is part of the fun. Yes it is easy enough to go up to a guy and say "hey lets get out of here" and 90% of the time they will eagerly say yes, but there is no challenge in it. Conquests are fun.
 
2013-11-15 12:48:22 PM
Do not want.
 
2013-11-15 12:50:07 PM
"Hawt" description on holiday, subby?
 
2013-11-15 12:54:14 PM

dead: Caption on a photo
The student, pictured here with other naked students, hopes her actions will not affect future employers' decisions and that they will 'see it as a bit of fun'

Her actions probably won't affect her employment... since she's going to be working for Brazzars or another porn site/company.


THIS
Close the thread.
 
2013-11-15 12:57:00 PM
Eh, I've done worse.

Thankfully, those days are long behind me.
 
2013-11-15 12:57:38 PM

hailin: rev. dave: Women don't have conquests unless it is a scam.  All they need to do is say yes.  Even the fat and ugly ones will find a guy to sleep with them.

Really? Only men can conquest? That is the stupidest and most sexist thing I ever heard. If I work hard flirting with someone and have sex with them that is a conquest. You paint it like all men out there are ready and willing and all women need to be "talked" into sex. Not true. Some men have girlfriends/wives or just got out of a bad relationships and are still sulking. They require work, but that is part of the fun. Yes it is easy enough to go up to a guy and say "hey lets get out of here" and 90% of the time they will eagerly say yes, but there is no challenge in it. Conquests are fun.


No, that makes you a slut.  DUH!!

/How YOU doin'?
 
2013-11-15 12:58:12 PM
miss diminutive [TotalFark]
The third year IT management student keeps a list of her sexual partners or, in her words, 'conquests' but struggles to remember all their names.

Allowing college age guys to fark you is a "conquest" in the same way that showering in BBQ sauce and strolling along naked is a "conquest" of the fire ant kingdom.


ha! I like the cut of your jib.
 
2013-11-15 12:58:46 PM
GAH!   Not even with subby's dick!
 
2013-11-15 12:59:14 PM
I like this girl. She has a lot of spunk.
 
2013-11-15 01:00:09 PM
Ah, god, ah, who opened the ark of the covenant?
 
2013-11-15 01:01:18 PM

eepapapee: I like this girl. She has a lot of spunk.


When she goes to a party, everyone comes!
 
2013-11-15 01:01:52 PM
Suddenly I have an idea how to reverse our college's slipping enrollment numbers.
 
2013-11-15 01:02:51 PM

hailin: rev. dave: Women don't have conquests unless it is a scam.  All they need to do is say yes.  Even the fat and ugly ones will find a guy to sleep with them.

Really? Only men can conquest? That is the stupidest and most sexist thing I ever heard. If I work hard flirting with someone and have sex with them that is a conquest. You paint it like all men out there are ready and willing and all women need to be "talked" into sex. Not true. Some men have girlfriends/wives or just got out of a bad relationships and are still sulking. They require work, but that is part of the fun. Yes it is easy enough to go up to a guy and say "hey lets get out of here" and 90% of the time they will eagerly say yes, but there is no challenge in it. Conquests are fun.


You sound like an idiot of the highest degree, with a large side order of whore.

Idiot: Admitting 90% of guys are no work at all to get in bed.  Try sitting on the other side--90% of women are too much work and play too many games.

Whore: Why on Earth would you try to fark a married or involved guy?  That's what skanks do.  Don't be surprised when your future husband splits every canoe he can behind your back.
 
2013-11-15 01:03:23 PM

new_york_monty: eepapapee: I like this girl. She has a lot of spunk.

When she goes to a party, everyone comes!


She's not unlike a submarine.
 
2013-11-15 01:04:46 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: The cross is a nice touch to her outfit but she is boyishly flat and her hair is weird. 5.5/10 minus 3 points for probably being a petri dish filled with diseases.


I'm with ya on the petri dish, but she's got a nice paunch and hips going. I'm not much of a boob man so what's going on there I don't care about.
 
2013-11-15 01:05:02 PM

metallion: She looks like Ronnie James Dio in the face....   That's a face made for morse code right there...


or a paper bag........
 
2013-11-15 01:11:27 PM

rev. dave: Women don't have conquests unless it is a scam.  All they need to do is say yes.  Even the fat and ugly ones will find a guy to sleep with them.


You've never been involved with an online singles group.  There is competition among the broads to snag a date with one of the men who isn't a Dr. Kreiger type weirdo.
 
2013-11-15 01:12:33 PM
Well, I'm proud. Very proud.
 
2013-11-15 01:12:58 PM
Looks like one the Yahoo's from the 1996 version of Gulliver's Travels.
 
2013-11-15 01:15:30 PM

hailin: Some men have girlfriends/wives


Most guys who have been married more than five years have not been properly farked in more than two, so I'm having a hard time seeing the challenge in that. The only think holding them back the fear of your lack of post coital discretion.
 
2013-11-15 01:17:57 PM

HawgWild: She's not unlike a submarine


Leaking seamen.
 
2013-11-15 01:18:03 PM

eepapapee: I like this girl. She has a lot of is filled with spunk.


ftfy
 
2013-11-15 01:18:25 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: 5.5/10 minus 3 points for probably being a petri dish filled with diseases


bonus points for being a freak.
 
2013-11-15 01:21:07 PM
I don't care if a 20 year old has had a 1,000 different sexual partners (provided it's all been consensual). Keeping a list of them is batsh*t farking weird.
 
2013-11-15 01:23:26 PM
Ah, the grand tradition of slut shaming.
 
2013-11-15 01:23:53 PM

fickenchucker: You sound like an idiot of the highest degree, with a large side order of whore.



What kind of insecure puritan talks like that to a woman sporty enough to actually put energy into farking?  Would definitely rather party with her than you.
 
2013-11-15 01:27:58 PM

Killer Cars: I don't care if a 20 year old has had a 1,000 different sexual partners (provided it's all been consensual). Keeping a list of them is batsh*t farking weird.


Or... she has legitimate sex and love addiction. So crazy, not weird. Also, sleeping with a lot of different people isn't a sign of whether you are more or less horny. There are plenty of hyper horny monogamous people. I hope she uses condoms.
 
2013-11-15 01:28:21 PM
I would throw it right in there, while wearing a wrapper of course. Bet she'd be alot of fun. Definitely wouldn't be doing much in the way of foreplay though. Absolutely no kissing. But i bet the backdoor would be open for business, if ya know what I mean...and I think ya do.
 
2013-11-15 01:28:29 PM

Killer Cars: I don't care if a 20 year old has had a 1,000 different sexual partners (provided it's all been consensual). Keeping a list of them is batsh*t farking weird.


I think she did that for the competition. I'm disappointed there were no women on the list. How horny can she be if she's cutting out half the population?
 
2013-11-15 01:29:34 PM
Her face.

It makes sense. She almost was born pretty. Like, God why do you tease me Lord? I have a nice body, but no breasts? Good looking features but no good looking face...

I can see how she is so frustrated , she copes by farking.

Almost pretty girls have it toughr than ugly ones
 
2013-11-15 01:30:12 PM
Should be the 'Daddy Issues' award
 
2013-11-15 01:32:43 PM
People like to have sex regardless of gender.... This is crazy!
 
2013-11-15 01:34:22 PM

dead: Caption on a photo
The student, pictured here with other naked students, hopes her actions will not affect future employers' decisions and that they will 'see it as a bit of fun'

Her actions probably won't affect her employment... since she's going to be working for Brazzars or another porn site/company.


Only in America, where we're keen on maintaining our superior moral values

/lol
 
2013-11-15 01:37:49 PM
I knew someone like that when I was in college a few decades ago...she managed to get laid a few times a week despite only showering when she went home to San Diego on weekends (she said L.A. water was too dirty).
 
2013-11-15 01:40:25 PM

edmo: Only in America, where we're keen on maintaining our superior moral values


That's what happens when you have a country settled by Puritanical jackasses but founded on the notion of near-absolute freedom. A bunch of people who feel incredibly guilty about their unlimited access to porn.
 
2013-11-15 01:40:32 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: The cross is a nice touch to her outfit but she is boyishly flat and her hair is weird. 5.5/10 minus 3 points for probably being a petri dish filled with diseases.


That's a British 10, that is.

www.disneydreaming.com
 
2013-11-15 01:41:41 PM
She sees this as some sort of "conquest"?  Like what she is doing is difficult?!

Look, here are the facts...  Any woman can walk up to just about any guy in any place at any time and say, "You wanna have some sex?"  And she'll get it.
It doesn't make any difference how good looking she is.

It doesn't work that way for guys, incidentally.  A guy would get smacked in the head and get charged with harassment.
 
2013-11-15 01:42:06 PM

JohnnyApocalypse: Or... she has legitimate sex and love addiction. So crazy, not weird


Probably. Some of the most promiscuous people (not just women) I knew in college were especially sheltered or in some way sexually repressed (moreso than normal) in high school and basically went nuts once the freedom of university life and the discovery of their own sexuality was made. All the power to them; I didn't then and refuse now to make any snap moral judgments about or against them, you just hope they take the necessary precautions to protect their health and well-being.

SuperChuck: I think she did that for the competition.


Yeah, I didn't really think that though very well.
 
2013-11-15 01:42:13 PM
"I have sex with at least 2/3 different people a week."

Seems a bit divisive.
 
2013-11-15 01:43:36 PM
Ugh. Is that the best they can get over in Britain?
 
2013-11-15 01:45:43 PM

rev. dave: Even the fat and ugly ones


That's no way to talk about your mom...

/just keeding
 
2013-11-15 01:57:04 PM

hailin: rev. dave: Women don't have conquests unless it is a scam.  All they need to do is say yes.  Even the fat and ugly ones will find a guy to sleep with them.

Really? Only men can conquest? That is the stupidest and most sexist thing I ever heard. If I work hard flirting with someone and have sex with them that is a conquest. You paint it like all men out there are ready and willing and all women need to be "talked" into sex. Not true. Some men have girlfriends/wives or just got out of a bad relationships and are still sulking. They require work, but that is part of the fun. Yes it is easy enough to go up to a guy and say "hey lets get out of here" and 90% of the time they will eagerly say yes, but there is no challenge in it. Conquests are fun.


You always sound like such an asshole.
 
2013-11-15 01:58:03 PM
Man, I went to college on the wrong farking continent. And in the wrong decade.
 
2013-11-15 02:02:44 PM

dead: Her actions probably won't affect her employment... since she's going to be working for Brazzars or another porn site/company.


From a porn standard, she's not that sexy to be honest.  She's got a thin body - but I guarantee you she'll be known more as "Slut brunette teen takes anal then gets DP slammed!" - just some unknown girl getting paid low performer rates, getting low-balled and getting wrecked in the process.

Funny thing is she thinks she's winning at life right now.  Kind of sad. Any job worth getting will be the ones who don't want the attention of some teen who can't keep her legs closed.
 
2013-11-15 02:04:22 PM
I dunno... I think she's cute.  A walking science experiment by now... but cute.
 
2013-11-15 02:06:33 PM
'Feeling horny right now, so might just text someone on my 'shag list' and do it in the computer room (I've done this before, was great). With your help of alcohol (sic) I will be able to become an even hornier student!'

From what I've read here on FARK recently in regards to women and alcohol, she's setting herself up to get raped... have to wonder how that trial would go.
 
2013-11-15 02:13:15 PM

miss diminutive: The third year IT management student keeps a list of her sexual partners or, in her words, 'conquests' but struggles to remember all their names.

Allowing college age guys to fark you is a "conquest" in the same way that showering in BBQ sauce and strolling along naked is a "conquest" of the fire ant kingdom.


Maybe...just maybe its HER doing the trolling.

Not everything can be blamed on men you know.

Very clearly, she is going out looking to get laid...its not the men.
 
2013-11-15 02:15:26 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: The cross is a nice touch to her outfit but she is boyishly flat and her hair is weird. 5.5/10 minus 3 points for probably being a petri dish filled with diseases.


I gotta admit, yours and others' comments have me rolling. I was expecting more when I saw the pics, though. She's a six. Maybe a seven, after copious amounts of alcohol.
 
2013-11-15 02:16:50 PM

WelldeadLink: "I have sex with at least 2/3 different people a week."

Seems a bit divisive.


To be fair, it's just a fraction of the populace.
 
2013-11-15 02:20:19 PM
Meh. Healthy young people like to fark indiscriminately. Like rabbits. This isn't news, people!
 
2013-11-15 02:28:40 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: Not everything can be blamed on men you know.


I'm not blaming men, I'm just implying that there's a different level of skill required to rack up the same tally of partners between men and women. There's a reason for that difference and it's not "durrr, men are pigs, durrr".

hint - it has to do with our gametes
 
2013-11-15 02:29:40 PM
She's fairly attractive and if I was a younger man and she wasn't jumping on top of everything that moved, I'd totally hit that. But even at my young and horny-as-hell stage I had a few standards (mostly around living to shag again).

As for any girl being able to go up to any guy and get some... well, that's true but with a heap of asterisks.
 
2013-11-15 02:34:55 PM

Ross E. Krushan: Meh. Healthy young people like to fark indiscriminately. Like rabbits. This isn't news, people!



I'm with you. Just because she likes having sex doesn't mean she's being taken advantage of or psychologically damaged.

She might just like having sex and isn't ashamed about it.

Most of the negativity in this thread reads like jealousy denialists.

"Who would want to have that much sex? I actually PREFER masturbating!"
 
2013-11-15 02:38:23 PM

durbnpoisn: She sees this as some sort of "conquest"?  Like what she is doing is difficult?!

Look, here are the facts...  Any woman can walk up to just about any guy in any place at any time and say, "You wanna have some sex?"  And she'll get it.
It doesn't make any difference how good looking she is.

It doesn't work that way for guys, incidentally.  A guy would get smacked in the head and get charged with harassment.


^^ pretty much this ^^
 
2013-11-15 02:40:38 PM

miss diminutive: The third year IT management student keeps a list of her sexual partners or, in her words, 'conquests' but struggles to remember all their names.

Allowing college age guys to fark you is a "conquest" in the same way that showering in BBQ sauce and strolling along naked is a "conquest" of the fire ant kingdom.


Go on...
 
2013-11-15 02:44:25 PM

Brostorm: Feminism says this is fine and she shouldn't be judged. People actually take feminists seriously.


And others don't know what feminism is.
 
2013-11-15 02:51:14 PM

eepapapee: WelldeadLink: "I have sex with at least 2/3 different people a week."

Seems a bit divisive.

To be fair, it's just a fraction of the populace.


If she gets jungle fever, will that change to 4/5?

/window seat, please
 
2013-11-15 02:52:56 PM
cdn.humorswitch.net
 
2013-11-15 02:53:06 PM

that was my nickname in highschool: fickenchucker: You sound like an idiot of the highest degree, with a large side order of whore.


What kind of insecure puritan talks like that to a woman sporty enough to actually put energy into farking?  Would definitely rather party with her than you.


My main point was about pursuing married men.  It's evil to be the catalyst in destroying a marriage. Single people who fark married people act surprised when they're used and tossed away like dollar condoms?

/Yeah, yeah, the relationship was weak if it could be broken up.
//The married people are jerks, too, but the response was to the original poster.
///If both people are single fark all you want.
 
2013-11-15 02:54:06 PM

Killer Cars: JohnnyApocalypse: Or... she has legitimate sex and love addiction. So crazy, not weird

Probably. Some of the most promiscuous people (not just women) I knew in college were especially sheltered or in some way sexually repressed (moreso than normal) in high school and basically went nuts once the freedom of university life and the discovery of their own sexuality was made. All the power to them; I didn't then and refuse now to make any snap moral judgments about or against them, you just hope they take the necessary precautions to protect their health and well-being.


Years ago a friend of mine was dating a girl like that. For most of her homelife she was home schooled and she went to an all girl university and became a LUG. Then she started dating my friend and that was the first guy she had been with, so when her daddy found out his lil angel wasnt so pure there was a fistfight. She was also rather odd when we went out, we would always invite her to join what we were doing, but she sat there knitting.
 
2013-11-15 02:59:35 PM

fickenchucker: hailin: rev. dave: Women don't have conquests unless it is a scam.  All they need to do is say yes.  Even the fat and ugly ones will find a guy to sleep with them.

Really? Only men can conquest? That is the stupidest and most sexist thing I ever heard. If I work hard flirting with someone and have sex with them that is a conquest. You paint it like all men out there are ready and willing and all women need to be "talked" into sex. Not true. Some men have girlfriends/wives or just got out of a bad relationships and are still sulking. They require work, but that is part of the fun. Yes it is easy enough to go up to a guy and say "hey lets get out of here" and 90% of the time they will eagerly say yes, but there is no challenge in it. Conquests are fun.

You sound like an idiot of the highest degree, with a large side order of whore.

Idiot: Admitting 90% of guys are no work at all to get in bed.  Try sitting on the other side--90% of women are too much work and play too many games.

Whore: Why on Earth would you try to fark a married or involved guy?  That's what skanks do.  Don't be surprised when your future husband splits every canoe he can behind your back.


Oh please. You sound like just the prude these men need a break from. I was young, I partied, and if I saw what I liked I took it without caring. The two "involved" men I slept with both hadn't had sex in at least a year because their wives were "never in the mood". You know what I call that? Torture. They felt unloved and unattractive because their wife/girlfriend wouldn't give them what they needed. They were being absolute coonts for the lack of a better term. Why wouldn't I want to give a man back his sexuality, remind him he's a man worthy of love, and have some fun during the process?

That was damn near ten years ago. Since then I've grown up and have a wonderful marriage with my husband who would never have the energy to fark another woman. If he does...then obviously I failed as a wife in meeting his needs. I however am NOT going to apologize for my youthful sexual escapades. Call me a whore, a skank, or a slut it really doesn't matter to me. Point is I had fun, I was safe about it, and all direct parties had a fun time. If there was some 3rd party collateral damage how the hell is that my fault? I didn't hold a shotgun to anybody's head. Get over yourself.
 
2013-11-15 03:05:34 PM
I think I found her picture...
I think she's full..

www.ilovebacon.com
 
2013-11-15 03:12:01 PM
"Do it to me Sheldon. You're an animal Sheldon. Ride me, big Sheldon!"

/Doesn't work.
 
2013-11-15 03:22:44 PM

vudukungfu: HawgWild: She's not unlike a submarine

Leaking seamen.


and gonna go down.
 
2013-11-15 03:22:52 PM

dead: Her actions probably won't affect her employment... since she's going to be working for Brazzars or another porn site/company.


I was going to say...she has a bright future in porn.  That stuff tends to make people unemployable in normal careers.  It's like the Scarlet Letter.

Gauge (who recently came out of retirement because her job found out and she was ostracized) probably said it best (paraphrasing).  Who's worse in this scenario, the actor or the consumer.
 
2013-11-15 03:24:24 PM

GRCooper: eepapapee: WelldeadLink: "I have sex with at least 2/3 different people a week."

Seems a bit divisive.

To be fair, it's just a fraction of the populace.

If she gets jungle fever, will that change to 4/5 3/5?

/window seat, please


FTFY

/pedant
//woken up next to worse back in the day
///never chewed my arm off, though!
 
2013-11-15 03:26:15 PM

hailin: Since then I've grown up and have a wonderful marriage with my husband who would never have the energy to fark another woman. If he does...then obviously I failed as a wife in meeting his needs. I however am NOT going to apologize for my youthful sexual escapades. Call me a whore, a skank, or a slut it really doesn't matter to me. Point is I had fun, I was safe about it, and all direct parties had a fun time.


When he cheats I'll laugh my m-er-f-in'  ass off.  You cannot possibly be cool with the breach of trust when you find out about his mistress.

If there was some 3rd party collateral damage how the hell is that my fault? I didn't hold a shotgun to anybody's head.

That defense is one of immaturity and narcissism.  If you sold heroin instead of giving away 'tang you'd be in jail for manslaughter.
 
2013-11-15 03:38:52 PM

tmcottle: metallion: She looks like Ronnie James Dio in the face....   That's a face made for morse code right there...

or a paper bag........


and you'd never be the last in line...
 
2013-11-15 03:41:19 PM

fickenchucker: hailin: Since then I've grown up and have a wonderful marriage with my husband who would never have the energy to fark another woman. If he does...then obviously I failed as a wife in meeting his needs. I however am NOT going to apologize for my youthful sexual escapades. Call me a whore, a skank, or a slut it really doesn't matter to me. Point is I had fun, I was safe about it, and all direct parties had a fun time.

When he cheats I'll laugh my m-er-f-in'  ass off.  You cannot possibly be cool with the breach of trust when you find out about his mistress.

If there was some 3rd party collateral damage how the hell is that my fault? I didn't hold a shotgun to anybody's head.

That defense is one of immaturity and narcissism.  If you sold heroin instead of giving away 'tang you'd be in jail for manslaughter.


Yes because having sex is EXACTLY like selling someone heroin and having them overdose. Yup. You really are an idiot.

Point is I didn't seek out married men. If I found a cute guy I liked I talked to them. Some had sob stories. In the end, then chose to have sex with me. Why is it on me to regulate their morality? THEY made to vow, not me. I don't need to take responsibility for other people's relationships.

That is the problem in this country. No one takes responsibility for their OWN actions. They always expect someone else to bear the burden. You want to cheat on your wife? Fine, but don't put the blame on the mistress. If wife finds out keep her from putting blame in the mistress. It isn't the 3rd parties fault you consciously made the decision to break your vows.

And if my husband cheated on so what? Again it means I failed somewhere. If that failure can't be corrected then we get a divorce. Why does it have to be such a big deal? I've been cheated on before and didn't get all emotional about it. The relationships just ended so you move on and find someone else and trust me there are plenty of compatible people out there. I don't believe in soulmates. I choose to be with my husband because he's nice, intelligent, fun, and we just get along great. I'm faithful for health reasons and because he wants it. I'd be fine swinging also. I don't get all emotional and caught up about sex. I love my husband, but people seem to equate love with sex. Sex is not love...it is sex.
 
2013-11-15 03:49:21 PM

dead: Caption on a photo
The student, pictured here with other naked students, hopes her actions will not affect future employers' decisions and that they will 'see it as a bit of fun'

Her actions probably won't affect her employment... since she's going to be working for Brazzars or another porn site/company.


Done in one.
 
2013-11-15 03:57:13 PM

miss diminutive: Allowing college age guys to fark you is a "conquest" in the same way that showering in BBQ sauce and strolling along naked is a "conquest" of the fire ant kingdom.


Vidi, vici, veni.
 
2013-11-15 03:58:07 PM
So... was she voted 'Most likely to suck seed'?
 
2013-11-15 04:04:10 PM

hailin: fickenchucker: hailin: Since then I've grown up and have a wonderful marriage with my husband who would never have the energy to fark another woman. If he does...then obviously I failed as a wife in meeting his needs. I however am NOT going to apologize for my youthful sexual escapades. Call me a whore, a skank, or a slut it really doesn't matter to me. Point is I had fun, I was safe about it, and all direct parties had a fun time.

When he cheats I'll laugh my m-er-f-in'  ass off.  You cannot possibly be cool with the breach of trust when you find out about his mistress.

If there was some 3rd party collateral damage how the hell is that my fault? I didn't hold a shotgun to anybody's head.

That defense is one of immaturity and narcissism.  If you sold heroin instead of giving away 'tang you'd be in jail for manslaughter.

Yes because having sex is EXACTLY like selling someone heroin and having them overdose. Yup. You really are an idiot.

Point is I didn't seek out married men. If I found a cute guy I liked I talked to them. Some had sob stories. In the end, then chose to have sex with me. Why is it on me to regulate their morality? THEY made to vow, not me. I don't need to take responsibility for other people's relationships.

That is the problem in this country. No one takes responsibility for their OWN actions. They always expect someone else to bear the burden. You want to cheat on your wife? Fine, but don't put the blame on the mistress. If wife finds out keep her from putting blame in the mistress. It isn't the 3rd parties fault you consciously made the decision to break your vows.

And if my husband cheated on so what? Again it means I failed somewhere. If that failure can't be corrected then we get a divorce. Why does it have to be such a big deal? I've been cheated on before and didn't get all emotional about it. The relationships just ended so you move on and find someone else and trust me there are plenty of compatible people out there. I don't believe ...


No, Hailin. No. If your husband cheated on you, it's likely not because you failed anywhere. It's because of him. Vice versa would be true too. I hope that makes sense.
 
2013-11-15 04:04:58 PM

ShamanGator: I think I found her picture...
I think she's full..

[www.ilovebacon.com image 276x600]


That is hysterical!
 
2013-11-15 04:05:34 PM

lockers: miss diminutive: The third year IT management student keeps a list of her sexual partners or, in her words, 'conquests' but struggles to remember all their names.

Allowing college age guys to fark you is a "conquest" in the same way that showering in BBQ sauce and strolling along naked is a "conquest" of the fire ant kingdom.

Sorta like me playing games with my kids. I don't feel any sense of accomplishment when I mop the floor with them.


Yeah, but you'll get yours. My son is 10 now and shows all the signs of being a better gamer than me - he just needs his testosterone flowing to get that killer edge and have the need for competition conquer the desire for cooperation.
 
2013-11-15 04:10:08 PM

hailin: That is the stupidest and most sexist thing I ever heard


i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-11-15 04:14:10 PM

unfarkingbelievable: hailin: fickenchucker: hailin: Since then I've grown up and have a wonderful marriage with my husband who would never have the energy to fark another woman. If he does...then obviously I failed as a wife in meeting his needs. I however am NOT going to apologize for my youthful sexual escapades. Call me a whore, a skank, or a slut it really doesn't matter to me. Point is I had fun, I was safe about it, and all direct parties had a fun time.

When he cheats I'll laugh my m-er-f-in'  ass off.  You cannot possibly be cool with the breach of trust when you find out about his mistress.

If there was some 3rd party collateral damage how the hell is that my fault? I didn't hold a shotgun to anybody's head.

That defense is one of immaturity and narcissism.  If you sold heroin instead of giving away 'tang you'd be in jail for manslaughter.

Yes because having sex is EXACTLY like selling someone heroin and having them overdose. Yup. You really are an idiot.

Point is I didn't seek out married men. If I found a cute guy I liked I talked to them. Some had sob stories. In the end, then chose to have sex with me. Why is it on me to regulate their morality? THEY made to vow, not me. I don't need to take responsibility for other people's relationships.

That is the problem in this country. No one takes responsibility for their OWN actions. They always expect someone else to bear the burden. You want to cheat on your wife? Fine, but don't put the blame on the mistress. If wife finds out keep her from putting blame in the mistress. It isn't the 3rd parties fault you consciously made the decision to break your vows.

And if my husband cheated on so what? Again it means I failed somewhere. If that failure can't be corrected then we get a divorce. Why does it have to be such a big deal? I've been cheated on before and didn't get all emotional about it. The relationships just ended so you move on and find someone else and trust me there are plenty of compatible people out there. I don't ...


What unfarkenbelievable said, hailin.

It's sad the husbands didn't get any for a year- it's half of their fault for not communicating their needs or dealing with their wife about it.
It's sad that you knew about all of that, and decided to get involved anyway.
You didn't save them from being pathetic, and unable to get what they wanted from their wives- you enabled them to stay in a bad relationship.
 
2013-11-15 04:24:24 PM

eepapapee: I like this girl. She has a lot of spunk.


+1
 
2013-11-15 04:27:36 PM

hailin: Sex is not love...it is sex.



I think we found the problem.  In mature relationships sex is a reflection of love.  Why else would your husband ban you from taking shots from every sailor on the wharf?

Even while you state you don't fool around on your husband because that's the way he wants it, thereby committing to his trust, you fail grasp the betrayal of trust you enabled by knowingly being a mistress and shirk all sense of responsibility or remorse.  Children redirect blame and fail to recognize their societal responsibilities, adults do not.

The married men who lied to their wives are dirtbags, too.  Divorce is there for a reason.  Sneaking around and sticking to some legs-in-the-air receptacle isn't a noble endeavor, but this discussion is about women spreading it for guys they know are married and preying on their idiocy, avarice, or confusion.

/Again, if people are single and want to get freaky, well...hopefully they don't regret their actions later and are safe about it.
 
2013-11-15 04:27:39 PM
That is hysterical!

Thanks UFB, I about crapped myself laughing the first time I saw it.
 
2013-11-15 05:26:07 PM

jshine: [s3.amazonaws.com image 850x531]

/but with boobs


Barely...
 
2013-11-15 05:56:03 PM

hailin: Oh please. You sound like just the prude these men need a break from. I was young, I partied, and if I saw what I liked I took it without caring. The two "involved" men I slept with both hadn't had sex in at least a year because their wives were "never in the mood". You know what I call that? Torture. They felt unloved and unattractive because their wife/girlfriend wouldn't give them what they needed. They were being absolute coonts for the lack of a better term. Why wouldn't I want to give a man back his sexuality, remind him he's a man worthy of love, and have some fun during the process?

That was damn near ten years ago. Since then I've grown up and have a wonderful marriage with my husband who would never have the energy to fark another woman. If he does...then obviously I failed as a wife in meeting his needs. I however am NOT going to apologize for my youthful sexual escapades. Call me a whore, a skank, or a slut it really doesn't matter to me. Point is I had fun, I was safe about it, and all direct parties had a fun time. If there was some 3rd party collateral damage how the hell is that my fault? I didn't hold a shotgun to anybody's head. Get over yourself.


To say that any of that responsibility does not fall onto your shoulders is bullshiat. To say that it would be your fault for your spouse cheating on your is also bullshiat. If your partner is not satisfying your needs, you communicate to them about it. If you are unable to communicate, you shouldn't be married in the first place, but cheating is not an appropriate response. If after communicating, your partner is unwilling to fulfill those needs, then collectively you need to decide if it is better to part ways. Cheating is called cheating for a reason. Cheating is a cowardly act because you don't want to have a confrontation or an adult conversation. The person who enables someone to cheat is just as bad, if not worse, than the person cheating. Based on your outlook on the matter, I guess buying kids alcohol isn't bad because you aren't the one drinking underage. If one of those kids gets behind a wheel and kills someone, that isn't your fault they got behind the wheel after drinking. Knowingly allowing someone to cheat on their partner is a despicable and selfish act. You are not being a righteous person.

While their spouse or SO may be being inconsiderate, that doesn't give them or you the right to do what you are doing. Sex is not your right. Devaluing sex is basically equating yourself with any other animal. If that is your outlook on the matter, great, but just know that when others call you a biatch, you earned that title.
 
2013-11-15 06:09:08 PM
She's decent looking.  Personally I find it a bit scary to think of farking quite that many people, but hey, who am I to judge?  If I'd met her when I was in uni, I'd have not hesitated to hit it hard.

Kind of a sad contest though
 
2013-11-15 06:46:28 PM

durbnpoisn: She sees this as some sort of "conquest"?  Like what she is doing is difficult?!

Look, here are the facts...  Any woman can walk up to just about any guy in any place at any time and say, "You wanna have some sex?"  And she'll get it.
It doesn't make any difference how good looking she is.

It doesn't work that way for guys, incidentally.  A guy would get smacked in the head and get charged with harassment.


images.wikia.com

It's good to know that these ladies can walk up to just about anyone and get some.

This argument gets tossed around fark a lot and it's ridiculous.  Women may have a better shot or have much better odds of finding someone to sleep with us than men, but we can't just get any guy to jump into bed with us or else the likes of men like Brad Pitt would never be out of bed.  I mean, I suppose hot chicks have this luxury, but let's not pretend that life in this respect is a cake walk for all women.
 
2013-11-15 06:47:04 PM

PillsHere: durbnpoisn: She sees this as some sort of "conquest"?  Like what she is doing is difficult?!

Look, here are the facts...  Any woman can walk up to just about any guy in any place at any time and say, "You wanna have some sex?"  And she'll get it.
It doesn't make any difference how good looking she is.

It doesn't work that way for guys, incidentally.  A guy would get smacked in the head and get charged with harassment.

[images.wikia.com image 337x400]

It's good to know that these ladies can walk up to just about anyone and get some.

This argument gets tossed around fark a lot and it's ridiculous.  Women may have a better shot or have much better odds of finding someone to sleep with us than men, but we can't just get any guy to jump into bed with us or else the likes of men like Brad Pitt would never be out of bed.  I mean, I suppose hot chicks have this luxury, but let's not pretend that life in this respect is a cake walk for all women.


Blah should have previewed - bad links.
 
2013-11-15 06:54:23 PM
I'd do her, but I don't like standing in line.
 
2013-11-15 08:44:37 PM
well good for her

I don't remember the names of half the women I slept with so where's my prize?
 
2013-11-15 09:48:05 PM

Molavian: The final year student is planning on applying for internships in the hope to start up her own technology business.

She'll make a killing in IT.


I have an IT business.  Low paid intern that makes me money for free and likes to bang?  I'll take five.
 
2013-11-16 07:12:02 AM
Ok, first ... .no.

Second, I'm pretty sure that the horniest student is male.

And while the 'double standard' cited seems , on the face of it unfair... (Why is a guy who farks a hundred girls a hero and a woman who farks a hundred guys a slut?) ... Here's the answer :

For a guy to fark 100 women, he has to find them, be attractive (not be unattractive) charm them, and not make any of the hundreds of missteps (each of them different for each woman, mind you) and then get them to be okay with being naked and alone with him, and to risk pregnancy just to be in his naked presence.... and then not change her mind. Being handsome, charming, well-hung, rich, employed, interesting and not *too* threatening is a heckuva blend. Also - he has to avoid drunkenness and impotency.

For a woman to screw 100 guys, she just has to be average looking, and go outside her house for 100 evenings with a bottle of KY. Yes, it takes bravery, but in the end most girls (excluding the very fat, disfigured or ugly ... no more than .1% of the female population at any single age group) simply have to say "yes" and apply the K-Y Jelly. It doesn't even take attraction.

So yeah, I'm pretty sure that as an average-looking girl, she has no problem being 'horny' as she probably gets lots of opportunities to work that out.
 
2013-11-16 08:22:20 AM

godxam: Subby, I'm pretty sure her parents stopped giving a shiat long ago


Her father taught her everything she knows.
 
drp
2013-11-16 03:52:43 PM

hailin: And if my husband cheated on so what? Again it means I failed somewhere.


This is how emotionally damaged people reconcile being treated poorly in life.

Sex doesn't HAVE to be a sacred holy act between two loving people.  It absolutely CAN be just fun between consenting strangers.

But on the aggregate, the majority of people who engage in a series of emotionally void sexual relationships have been victims in the past.  Pretending that sex means nothing more than physical pleasure is a very, very common defense mechanism used by people who were harmed by sex - often when very young.  Convincing themselves that sex is just enjoyable movement.


Your statement that I quoted isn't alarming because you assume your husband's infidelity means you failed (though that is concerning), but rather because you dismiss it with a So What.  That's as red a flag for pathology as flags get.
 
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