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(Pravda)   Read a 'potential false flag' opinion article so bad it's a comedy goldmine. Just don't drink the Kool-Aid   ( english.pravda.ru) divider line
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1941 clicks; posted to Politics » on 15 Nov 2013 at 10:02 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-15 08:51:27 AM  
the USS Maine incident, The Lusitania sinking, Pearl Harbour, failed Bay of Pigs, Gulf Of Tonkin, USS Liberty, Oklahoma Bombing, WTC #1, Twin Towers, Sandy Hook, Boston Marathon

100% of the USRDA of derp right there. No need to visit the politics tab until at least Sunday.
 
2013-11-15 09:17:29 AM  
When this will be delivered is the $64 question - can enough people come to their senses in time;

Only $64?! Even I can afford that!
 
2013-11-15 09:45:58 AM  
No moon landing, Kennedy assassination, or chemtrails?

DNRTFA
 
2013-11-15 10:08:13 AM  

scottydoesntknow: When this will be delivered is the $64 question - can enough people come to their senses in time;

Only $64?! Even I can afford that!


$64 american dollars will buy you a pallet of Levi's Jeans.  You'd be living like a king!
 
2013-11-15 10:08:27 AM  
I haven't heard anyone say $64 question in about twenty years.
 
2013-11-15 10:11:50 AM  
Uuuhhhh... I'm not reading that. Can someone broad-stroke it for me?

/huh huh... stroke
 
2013-11-15 10:12:09 AM  
FTFA:

Obama and the out of control Administration are preparing to implement their most unspeakable act of treason yet, an attack upon the American people which will shock not only America but horrify the free thinking world and it is being prepared as I write. When this will be delivered is the $64 question - can enough people come to their senses in time; cause sufficient public outcry, to stop this??

Sounds like a pretty impressive accomplishment for just $64.  Thanks, Obama!
 
2013-11-15 10:12:09 AM  
I did not know there was a Russian version of the Onion.
 
2013-11-15 10:14:50 AM  
Needs more illuminati, they got the amount of Zionism just right though.
 
2013-11-15 10:16:00 AM  
Well,this opinion piece was written by Jim Jones so there's going to be a lot of derp.
 
2013-11-15 10:16:05 AM  
So with failure after failure to instigate the conflagration in the Middle East, the Zionists are now going to resort to their most horrendous act yet, the exploding of a nuclear weapon on mainland America.

Seems legit.

/I want to sit down with the author and drink a few beers with him.  I love drinking with kooks.
 
2013-11-15 10:19:35 AM  
Holy black velvet.  That article was written by Jim Jones from beyond the grave.  Hopefully subby's reference was intentional.
 
2013-11-15 10:24:34 AM  
By Jim Jones

seemslegit.jpg
 
2013-11-15 10:26:45 AM  
Pravda is the Russian version of a politicized national enquirer.
 
2013-11-15 10:28:06 AM  
Do you really need a history lesson, going back to George Washington, the USS Maine incident, The Lusitania sinking, Pearl Harbour, failed Bay of Pigs, Gulf Of Tonkin, USS Liberty, Oklahoma Bombing, WTC #1, Twin Towers, Sandy Hook, Boston Marathon et.al.

~Alexei Jonesovich.
 
2013-11-15 10:32:32 AM  

Needlessly Complicated: Uuuhhhh... I'm not reading that. Can someone broad-stroke it for me?

/huh huh... stroke


Blah, blah, blah, blah

The byline is the joke, the rest is rambling crap:
Jim Jones

Nice one, subby!
 
2013-11-15 10:32:47 AM  
I was gearing up for the war on Christmas to start soon now I have to hide my flags too.
 
2013-11-15 10:41:28 AM  
i.imgur.com

I know nothing!
 
2013-11-15 10:44:57 AM  
Yeah, the author of the essay is Jim Jones, who obviously and literally has drunk the Kool-Aid.
 
2013-11-15 10:46:47 AM  

neversubmit: [i.imgur.com image 640x960]

I know nothing!


That attack is the baby of the reverse masons and not the zionist as the author claimes.  No, the zionists will hit STL or Salt Lake City.
 
2013-11-15 10:47:03 AM  

quatchi: Do you really need a history lesson, going back to George Washington, the USS Maine incident, The Lusitania sinking, Pearl Harbour, failed Bay of Pigs, Gulf Of Tonkin, USS Liberty, Oklahoma Bombing, WTC #1, Twin Towers, Sandy Hook, Boston Marathon et.al.

~Alexei Jonesovich.


-- RAND PAUL
 
2013-11-15 10:47:19 AM  
Reading that article reminded me that I need to take my medication.

i1136.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-15 10:49:03 AM  

Saiga410: neversubmit: [i.imgur.com image 640x960]

I know nothing!

That attack is the baby of the reverse masons and not the zionist as the author claimes.  No, the zionists will hit STL or Salt Lake City.


As long as it all stays in loony land I'll be happy.
 
2013-11-15 10:50:31 AM  
Dammit, too late to make the Kool-Aid joke.
 
2013-11-15 10:54:54 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Pravda is the Russian version of a politicized national enquirer.


They should merge with RT so I can get all my truth in one spot.
 
2013-11-15 11:13:41 AM  
I skimmed and read a sentence here and there.  Even that little bit made me think of a mad bomber's diatribe.  I'd put money down and say this guy is going to do something horrible one day and try to prove that the government set him up and is using him as a false flag.
 
2013-11-15 11:29:45 AM  

flucto: the USS Maine incident, The Lusitania sinking, Pearl Harbour, failed Bay of Pigs, Gulf Of Tonkin, USS Liberty, Oklahoma Bombing, WTC #1, Twin Towers, Sandy Hook, Boston Marathon

100% of the USRDA of derp right there. No need to visit the politics tab until at least Sunday.


He forgot the zimmerman telegram. I have never bought that particular casus belli...
 
2013-11-15 11:37:57 AM  
Is there a reason they refuse make "Zionist" a plural? It doesn't make sense, grammatically.
 
2013-11-15 11:46:31 AM  

Rapmaster2000: I haven't heard anyone say $64 question in about twenty years.


Isn't it 64 THOUSAND dollars?

/not old
//not young either
///kinda in between
 
2013-11-15 11:49:19 AM  

Saiga410: So with failure after failure to instigate the conflagration in the Middle East, the Zionists are now going to resort to their most horrendous act yet, the exploding of a nuclear weapon on mainland America.

Seems legit.

/I want to sit down with the author and drink a few beers with him.  I love drinking with kooks.


Just don't drink the Kool-Aid with him.  Please.
 
2013-11-15 11:56:30 AM  

Mister Buttons: Needs more illuminati, they got the amount of Zionism just right though.


You mean illuminutti...
 
2013-11-15 12:32:43 PM  
Не Правда
 
2013-11-15 04:33:26 PM  
Well, reading that has made me want to ram a pen up my nose and self-lobotomize.
 
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