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(TMZ)   Andy Kaufman's last girlfriend assures us all that he is dead because she watched him die   (tmz.com) divider line 89
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2013-11-15 10:02:28 AM
And we should trust someone who had sex with Andy Kaufman?
 
2013-11-15 10:07:13 AM
does anyone care about this?
 
2013-11-15 10:15:21 AM
Courtney Love is good at watching people die.
 
2013-11-15 10:47:28 AM
Andy would be getting quite a kick out of this.
 
2013-11-15 11:10:10 AM
I didn't know that he was shot in Reno.
 
2013-11-15 11:11:44 AM
She forgot to say that she and Jim Morrison watched him die.
 
2013-11-15 11:11:53 AM
What about Bruce Lee? Did she watch him die, too?
 
2013-11-15 11:15:37 AM
More of the Andy finds it funny routine. Dead 30 years, clues dropped, 2 conflicting stories in one week. People don't know what to think. Only funny to one man Andy Kaufman. See my theory
 
2013-11-15 11:18:28 AM
dang... that TMZ site is like an open sewer with personified turds floating everywhere.
 
2013-11-15 11:19:10 AM
What about Tony Clifton?
 
2013-11-15 11:19:20 AM
Elvis Presley dead too?  Can we confirm that?
 
2013-11-15 11:20:55 AM
Stop pretending Kaufman was a genius. It was anti-humor: only funny to those in on it. What's so genius about that?
 
2013-11-15 11:21:14 AM
I actually had to go look at the details of his death.  How in the hell does someone fake their death from lung cancer?  He died in a damn hospital.  It would take a fairly complex conspiracy to pull that off.
 
2013-11-15 11:21:25 AM
Is Michael stipe dead too? Perhaps in the great beyond?
 
2013-11-15 11:21:36 AM

NickelP: does anyone care about this?


Eyebrow fetishists, probably.
 
2013-11-15 11:21:45 AM
thenypost.files.wordpress.com

Walter White is not impressed.
 
2013-11-15 11:22:34 AM
Of course she's saying that.  She's a man, baby.  SHE is Andy.
 
2013-11-15 11:26:08 AM
main.makeuseoflimited.netdna-cdn.com
 
2013-11-15 11:27:23 AM
She dated Any Kaufman after she divorced Carl Sagan?

/yes, I know
 
2013-11-15 11:28:43 AM

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There's a sale at Penney's!
 
2013-11-15 11:29:42 AM
Sounds like a confession to me!

Also if Andy didn't show up for the 20th Anniversary of his supposed demise like he said he was going to. I think we can safely say the man is dead and buried.

Though I wouldn't be horribly surprised to learn that the Andy Kaufman is still alive "theory" was started by Kaufman himself before he died as a final trick.
 
2013-11-15 11:31:26 AM

JohnnyAqua: More of the Andy finds it funny routine. Dead 30 years, clues dropped, 2 conflicting stories in one week. People don't know what to think. Only funny to one man Andy Kaufman. See my theory


I think it's funny. I bet Bob Zmuda thinks it's funny. I have no doubt Andy is dead, but this stuff cracks me up.
 
2013-11-15 11:36:05 AM
Andy Kaufman's dead.
No, no, no, no, He's outside looking in.
Andy Kaufman's dead.
No, no, no, no, He's outside looking in.
He'll fly his astral plane,
Takes you trips around the bay,
Brings you back the same day,
Andy Kaufman. Andy Kaufman.

Andy Kaufman's dead.
No, no, no, no, He's outside looking in.
Andy Kaufman's dead.
No, no, no, no, He's outside looking in.
He'll fly his astral plane,
Takes you trips around the bay,
Brings you back the same day,
Andy Kaufman. Andy Kaufman.

Along the coast you'll hear them boast
About a light they say that shines so clear.
So raise your glass, we'll drink a toast
To the little man who sells you thrills along the pier.

He'll take you up, he'll bring you down,
He'll plant your feet back firmly on the ground.
He flies so high, he swoops so low,
He knows exactly which way he's gonna go.
Andy Kaufman. Andy Kaufman.

He'll take you up, he'll bring you down,
He'll plant your feet back on the ground.
He'll fly so high, he'll swoop so low.
Andy Kaufman.

He'll fly his astral plane.
He'll take you trips around the bay.
He'll bring you back the same day.
Andy Kaufman. Andy Kaufman.
Andy Kaufman. Andy Kaufman.
Andy Kaufman.
 
2013-11-15 11:37:44 AM
How about Hoffa, is he dead or alive somewhere?
 
2013-11-15 11:38:17 AM
Tank... yuveddymuch (nod).
 
2013-11-15 11:38:26 AM

NickelP: does anyone care about this?


IT'S REAL TO ME DAMNIT!!!
 
2013-11-15 11:39:31 AM
Ibi Da!
 
2013-11-15 11:41:22 AM

Nine Hundred and Eight: Sounds like a confession to me!

Also if Andy didn't show up for the 20th Anniversary of his supposed demise like he said he was going to. I think we can safely say the man is dead and buried.

Though I wouldn't be horribly surprised to learn that the Andy Kaufman is still alive "theory" was started by Kaufman himself before he died as a final trick.


Technically, he has until tomorrow.
 
2013-11-15 11:42:48 AM
Is Andy hanging out with Generalissimo Francisco Franco?
 
2013-11-15 11:45:10 AM

sharphead: Elvis Presley dead too?  Can we confirm that?


No.  He went back to his home planet.  Everyone knows that.

And I say again (like I did the other day), the only celebrity that I think was capable of successfully faking their own death was (is) Jim Morrison.  I think he simply cut his hair and stayed in France.
 
2013-11-15 11:48:13 AM

netringer: Is Andy hanging out with Generalissimo Francisco Franco?


no, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
 
2013-11-15 11:51:12 AM

suburbanguy: Nine Hundred and Eight: Sounds like a confession to me!

Also if Andy didn't show up for the 20th Anniversary of his supposed demise like he said he was going to. I think we can safely say the man is dead and buried.

Though I wouldn't be horribly surprised to learn that the Andy Kaufman is still alive "theory" was started by Kaufman himself before he died as a final trick.

Technically, he has until tomorrow.


How? He died in 1984, 20 years later would be 2004.
 
2013-11-15 11:52:21 AM

durbnpoisn: sharphead: Elvis Presley dead too?  Can we confirm that?

No.  He went back to his home planet.  Everyone knows that.

And I say again (like I did the other day), the only celebrity that I think was capable of successfully faking their own death was (is) Jim Morrison.  I think he simply cut his hair and stayed in France.


Michael Jackson could be alive and spending the rest of his days as an old asian woman like he always wanted :P
 
2013-11-15 11:54:43 AM

karmaceutical: I actually had to go look at the details of his death.  How in the hell does someone fake their death from lung cancer?  He died in a damn hospital.  It would take a fairly complex conspiracy to pull that off.


HE IS A COMIC GENIUS!
 
2013-11-15 11:59:53 AM

mediablitz: Andy would be is getting quite a kick out of this.


I WANT TO BELIEVE
 
2013-11-15 12:07:39 PM

NickelP: does anyone care about this?


Fark has an amazing group of mental necrophiliacs.   They fellate people like Hicks and Kaufman well beyond anything they actually accomplished. If you died young, they mentally project a monumental career arc for you.

I knew a guy who was that way about Stevie Ray Vaughan.  I had to tell him point black to just shut up already, since he was boring everybody else to tears.
 
2013-11-15 12:10:30 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: Stop pretending Kaufman was a genius. It was anti-humor: only funny to those in on it. What's so genius about that?


Asked the man who thinks fart jokes are a riot.
 
2013-11-15 12:11:48 PM

trappedspirit: B.L.Z. Bub: Stop pretending Kaufman was a genius. It was anti-humor: only funny to those in on it. What's so genius about that?

Asked the man who thinks fart jokes are a riot.


Which man is that? Perhaps you have me confused with someone else.
 
2013-11-15 12:16:23 PM
This just proves that she's a part of the conspiracy.
 
2013-11-15 12:16:50 PM
STOP LIKING THINGS I DON'T LIKE!  the thread.  Brought to you by blank adspace.
 
2013-11-15 12:17:42 PM
Andy Kaufman is fooling no one except himself.
 
2013-11-15 12:17:53 PM

BeesNuts: STOP LIKING THINGS I DON'T LIKE!  the thread.  Brought to you by blank adspace.


STOP DISLIKING THINGS I LIKE! the thread, brought to you by Kaufman fanbois.
 
2013-11-15 12:18:04 PM

The Angry Hand of God: What about Tony Clifton?


Has anyone.e checked on Omarion lately?
 
2013-11-15 12:23:39 PM
So I guess no one cares about  an interview about Andy Kaufman with the great Tony Clifton?
img.fark.net
/woah, the booze, women and years sure are taking their toll
 
2013-11-15 12:24:57 PM
I'm so sick of this that if I ever saw Andy Kaufman alive I would kill him.
 
2013-11-15 12:30:50 PM

Nine Hundred and Eight: suburbanguy: Nine Hundred and Eight: Sounds like a confession to me!

Also if Andy didn't show up for the 20th Anniversary of his supposed demise like he said he was going to. I think we can safely say the man is dead and buried.

Though I wouldn't be horribly surprised to learn that the Andy Kaufman is still alive "theory" was started by Kaufman himself before he died as a final trick.

Technically, he has until tomorrow.

How? He died in 1984, 20 years later would be 2004.


My bad.  I was thinking 30 years, which is tomorrow.
 
2013-11-15 12:32:23 PM

SpdrJay: I'm so sick of this that if I ever saw Andy Kaufman alive I would kill him.


I think we've found Jerry Lawler's Fark handle.
 
2013-11-15 12:35:26 PM
When someone dies, they aren't secretly hauled away by magical elves. If it's in a hospital, there are medical staff present. If it wasn't at a hospital, it is more than likely that the coroner gets involved at some point. Do you think doctors and coroners are going to risk their careers and flush their integrity down the toilet by lying on official documents just so some pop star can fake his own death? I know the coroner staff in LA. I've been to the coroner and seen them fingerprinting dead bodies - they don't guess.
 
2013-11-15 12:37:01 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: trappedspirit: B.L.Z. Bub: Stop pretending Kaufman was a genius. It was anti-humor: only funny to those in on it. What's so genius about that?

Asked the man who thinks fart jokes are a riot.

Which man is that? Perhaps you have me confused with someone else.


I had you confused for someone that knew something about humor.
 
2013-11-15 12:41:36 PM

trappedspirit: B.L.Z. Bub: trappedspirit: B.L.Z. Bub: Stop pretending Kaufman was a genius. It was anti-humor: only funny to those in on it. What's so genius about that?

Asked the man who thinks fart jokes are a riot.

Which man is that? Perhaps you have me confused with someone else.

I had you confused for someone that knew something about humor.


Wait, so you thought that I think fart jokes are a riot, and now you say you had me confused with someone who knows something about humor, implying that someone who thinks fart jokes are a riot knows something about humor. Aaargh, I'm CONFUUUUUUSED!!!
 
2013-11-15 12:45:32 PM
www.madeinmichiganpolitics.com
 
2013-11-15 12:47:19 PM
He's dead, and you should be thankful that he is. Otherwise he would've just kept going and most of you would be either be talking about how stale his material is now, or how his new material just doesn't measure up to the old material. He did you all a Goddamn favor.
 
2013-11-15 12:47:31 PM
I don't believe this but I do believe we put a man on the moon.
 
2013-11-15 12:50:48 PM
See you all in another 10 years when some other moron brings this idiocy back up again.
 
2013-11-15 12:53:00 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: BeesNuts: STOP LIKING THINGS I DON'T LIKE!  the thread.  Brought to you by blank adspace.

STOP DISLIKING THINGS I LIKE! the thread, brought to you by Kaufman fanbois.


For the record, I think he was clever to try what he was trying, but I don't think it was especially funny.  As a body of work on its own, Kaufman's material kind of stinks.  But it's REALLY FARKING FUNNY how this makes people mad twenty years later.

So he gets some points.

You can dislike whatever you want, just don't expect people to care, or want to hear more from you on the subject.
 
2013-11-15 12:53:42 PM
Did anyone ask his doctor?
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-11-15 01:00:27 PM
mudlmag.com
 
2013-11-15 01:03:31 PM
Who is in the dead pool?  I haven't kept up.
 
2013-11-15 01:15:37 PM

martid4: Who is in the dead pool?  I haven't kept up.


assets2.ignimgs.com
 
2013-11-15 01:17:32 PM
So a Andys brother blew his cover, and now we are indamage control mode?
 
2013-11-15 01:21:36 PM
Would it be great if he was alive? Yes! BUT he isn't, sad.
 
2013-11-15 01:23:04 PM

BeesNuts: But it's REALLY FARKING FUNNY how this makes people mad twenty years later


Kaufman doesn't make people mad, it's more like this:

i.imgur.com

And for everybody who thinks he was some kind of comic genius: It says a lot about a person when they think that making everyone around them uncomfortable is somehow funny as hell. Or if they like watching it happen. A little inferiority complex going on there, maybe?  Hey, at least he's not laughing at YOU, right? Because you're in on the joke. You're not like everybody else!  You and Kaufman are different.
 
2013-11-15 01:47:57 PM

cryinoutloud: BeesNuts: But it's REALLY FARKING FUNNY how this makes people mad twenty years later

Kaufman doesn't make people mad, it's more like this:

[i.imgur.com image 400x295]

And for everybody who thinks he was some kind of comic genius: It says a lot about a person when they think that making everyone around them uncomfortable is somehow funny as hell. Or if they like watching it happen. A little inferiority complex going on there, maybe?  Hey, at least he's not laughing at YOU, right? Because you're in on the joke. You're not like everybody else!  You and Kaufman are different.


well...yea...I'm alive and he's...not.  Biggest difference you can have really.
 
2013-11-15 01:49:47 PM

Nine Hundred and Eight: Sounds like a confession to me!

Also if Andy didn't show up for the 20th Anniversary of his supposed demise like he said he was going to. I think we can safely say the man is dead and buried.

Though I wouldn't be horribly surprised to learn that the Andy Kaufman is still alive "theory" was started by Kaufman himself before he died as a final trick.


People still hold Houdini seancees
 
2013-11-15 01:53:33 PM

durbnpoisn: sharphead: Elvis Presley dead too?  Can we confirm that?

No.  He went back to his home planet.  Everyone knows that.

And I say again (like I did the other day), the only celebrity that I think was capable of successfully faking their own death was (is) Jim Morrison.  I think he simply cut his hair and stayed in France.


I know someone who looks like Jim except hes like 20 years too young to be him. Also when he sings karaoke he sounds nothing like Jim Morrison but has a spot on perfect Axle Rose.
 
2013-11-15 02:24:18 PM

Oldiron_79: durbnpoisn: sharphead: Elvis Presley dead too?  Can we confirm that?

No.  He went back to his home planet.  Everyone knows that.

And I say again (like I did the other day), the only celebrity that I think was capable of successfully faking their own death was (is) Jim Morrison.  I think he simply cut his hair and stayed in France.

I know someone who looks like Jim except hes like 20 years too young to be him. Also when he sings karaoke he sounds nothing like Jim Morrison but has a spot on perfect Axle Rose.


Ah ha! I knew Axle Rose wasn't dead. Knew it all along.
 
2013-11-15 02:35:30 PM
Even if he did, let him stay "dead". He faked it for a reason..

//besides, you could argue he was on the downswing of his career. Perfect time for faking a death, and perfect time for just letting it stay that way.
 
2013-11-15 02:37:26 PM

FrancoFile: NickelP: does anyone care about this?

Fark has an amazing group of mental necrophiliacs.   They fellate people like Hicks and Kaufman well beyond anything they actually accomplished. If you died young, they mentally project a monumental career arc for you.

I knew a guy who was that way about Stevie Ray Vaughan.  I had to tell him point black to just shut up already, since he was boring everybody else to tears.


Google for The Onion article "Guy at Local Bar just a little too into Stevie Ray Vaughan."
 
2013-11-15 02:39:28 PM
The farker probably is alive but he's faking his resurrection until he gets more publicity. Would anyone actually care if he turned up alive? Besides thanking him for moving aside for that many years that is.
 
2013-11-15 02:40:55 PM

Oldiron_79: Nine Hundred and Eight: Sounds like a confession to me!

Also if Andy didn't show up for the 20th Anniversary of his supposed demise like he said he was going to. I think we can safely say the man is dead and buried.

Though I wouldn't be horribly surprised to learn that the Andy Kaufman is still alive "theory" was started by Kaufman himself before he died as a final trick.

People still hold Houdini seancees


Friends, how many of us truly have them?
 
2013-11-15 02:46:24 PM

Fano: I don't believe this but I do believe we put a man on the moon.


No way...
i.imgur.com
WE PUT A MAN ON THE MOON!!!
 
2013-11-15 02:57:09 PM

farkingismybusiness: Fano: I don't believe this but I do believe we put a man on the moon.

No way...

WE PUT A MAN ON THE MOON!!!


MAN ON THE MOON!
 
2013-11-15 02:57:11 PM

cryinoutloud: BeesNuts: But it's REALLY FARKING FUNNY how this makes people mad twenty years later

Kaufman doesn't make people mad, it's more like this:

[i.imgur.com image 400x295]

And for everybody who thinks he was some kind of comic genius: It says a lot about a person when they think that making everyone around them uncomfortable is somehow funny as hell. Or if they like watching it happen. A little inferiority complex going on there, maybe?  Hey, at least he's not laughing at YOU, right? Because you're in on the joke. You're not like everybody else!  You and Kaufman are different.


uhuh, u not mad at all
 
2013-11-15 03:01:33 PM

Fano: farkingismybusiness: Fano: I don't believe this but I do believe we put a man on the moon.

No way...

WE PUT A MAN ON THE MOON!!!

MAN ON THE MOON!


tvjunior.files.wordpress.com

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!
 
2013-11-15 03:24:19 PM
I never got the Andy Kaufman thing. The Tony Clifton act was I guess sort of funny but as we've seen here on Fark, there's nothing brilliant in playing all of the absurd straight until you piss off a lot of people and declare that as comedy genius.
 
2013-11-15 03:51:21 PM

cryinoutloud: BeesNuts: But it's REALLY FARKING FUNNY how this makes people mad twenty years later

Kaufman doesn't make people mad, it's more like this:

[i.imgur.com image 400x295]

And for everybody who thinks he was some kind of comic genius: It says a lot about a person when they think that making everyone around them uncomfortable is somehow funny as hell. Or if they like watching it happen. A little inferiority complex going on there, maybe?  Hey, at least he's not laughing at YOU, right? Because you're in on the joke. You're not like everybody else!  You and Kaufman are different.


But his work with Jerry Lawler in the old Continental territory was great.

That's where Kaufman shined. In fact, that's most likely what he was attempting to do with his act... work non-wrestling audiences.

He was the perfect wrestling heel. However, that act isn't going to go over with normal audiences.
 
2013-11-15 04:20:17 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: BeesNuts: STOP LIKING THINGS I DON'T LIKE!  the thread.  Brought to you by blank adspace.

STOP DISLIKING THINGS I LIKE! the thread, brought to you by Kaufman fanbois.


What I don't understand is why anyone who dislikes a person/thing so much would waste their time going into a thread that's clearly dedicated to that person/thing and making sure everyone knows how much they hate it (and everyone who likes it)... I hate pretty much all pro sports, so you know what I do? I avoid the sports tab entirely! I don't seek out threads about football and fill them up with talk about how much football sucks and how its fans are all brainless neanderthals... That seems like some kind of strange obsessive behavior...
 
2013-11-15 04:27:52 PM
So this means his girlfriend is in on the scam too.
 
2013-11-15 04:51:52 PM
Right, she watched him die, and Phil Collins watched her watch him die, and then when he saw her in the audience later that night he had them train a spotlight on her while he improvised a verse about what should happen to her.
 
2013-11-15 04:52:37 PM

durbnpoisn: sharphead: Elvis Presley dead too?  Can we confirm that?

No.  He went back to his home planet.  Everyone knows that.

And I say again (like I did the other day), the only celebrity that I think was capable of successfully faking their own death was (is) Jim Morrison.  I think he simply cut his hair and stayed in France.


Why would Morrison fake his death.  He loved fame.
 
2013-11-15 05:41:51 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: trappedspirit: B.L.Z. Bub: trappedspirit: B.L.Z. Bub: Stop pretending Kaufman was a genius. It was anti-humor: only funny to those in on it. What's so genius about that?

Asked the man who thinks fart jokes are a riot.

Which man is that? Perhaps you have me confused with someone else.

I had you confused for someone that knew something about humor.

Wait, so you thought that I think fart jokes are a riot, and now you say you had me confused with someone who knows something about humor, implying that someone who thinks fart jokes are a riot knows something about humor. Aaargh, I'm CONFUUUUUUSED!!!


That'sthejoke.pcx
 
2013-11-15 05:55:18 PM

trappedspirit: B.L.Z. Bub: trappedspirit: B.L.Z. Bub: trappedspirit: B.L.Z. Bub: Stop pretending Kaufman was a genius. It was anti-humor: only funny to those in on it. What's so genius about that?

Asked the man who thinks fart jokes are a riot.

Which man is that? Perhaps you have me confused with someone else.

I had you confused for someone that knew something about humor.

Wait, so you thought that I think fart jokes are a riot, and now you say you had me confused with someone who knows something about humor, implying that someone who thinks fart jokes are a riot knows something about humor. Aaargh, I'm CONFUUUUUUSED!!!

That'sthejoke.pcx


And it's about as good a joke as any that Andy came up with.
 
2013-11-15 07:01:37 PM
you people have no sense of humor
www.wwenews.net
 
2013-11-15 07:51:15 PM
Goddamn some of you are really angry about dead people.
 
2013-11-15 10:07:41 PM

A Terrible Human: Goddamn some of you are really angry about dead people.


Who is? I don't see angry people.
 
2013-11-15 10:13:28 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: Stop pretending Kaufman was a genius. It was anti-humor: only funny to those in on it. What's so genius about that?


This. Funny guy? Yes. Genius? No.
 
2013-11-15 10:19:46 PM

downstairs: durbnpoisn: sharphead: Elvis Presley dead too?  Can we confirm that?

No.  He went back to his home planet.  Everyone knows that.

And I say again (like I did the other day), the only celebrity that I think was capable of successfully faking their own death was (is) Jim Morrison.  I think he simply cut his hair and stayed in France.

Why would Morrison fake his death.  He loved fame.


Yeah, but how cool would it be if he was like psyc I faked it biatches and then the doors put out a new album.
 
2013-11-16 01:17:25 AM

lockers: NickelP: does anyone care about this?

IT'S REAL TO ME DAMNIT!!!


ARE YOU NOT HOAX ENTERTAINED?
www.theandykaufmanaward.com
 
2013-11-16 11:21:23 AM

texdent: How about Hoffa, is he dead or alive somewhere?


Yes !
 
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