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(TMZ)   Andy Kaufman's last girlfriend assures us all that he is dead because she watched him die   (tmz.com) divider line 89
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2013-11-15 10:02:28 AM  
And we should trust someone who had sex with Andy Kaufman?
 
2013-11-15 10:07:13 AM  
does anyone care about this?
 
2013-11-15 10:15:21 AM  
Courtney Love is good at watching people die.
 
2013-11-15 10:47:28 AM  
Andy would be getting quite a kick out of this.
 
2013-11-15 11:10:10 AM  
I didn't know that he was shot in Reno.
 
2013-11-15 11:11:44 AM  
She forgot to say that she and Jim Morrison watched him die.
 
2013-11-15 11:11:53 AM  
What about Bruce Lee? Did she watch him die, too?
 
2013-11-15 11:15:37 AM  
More of the Andy finds it funny routine. Dead 30 years, clues dropped, 2 conflicting stories in one week. People don't know what to think. Only funny to one man Andy Kaufman. See my theory
 
2013-11-15 11:18:28 AM  
dang... that TMZ site is like an open sewer with personified turds floating everywhere.
 
2013-11-15 11:19:10 AM  
What about Tony Clifton?
 
2013-11-15 11:19:20 AM  
Elvis Presley dead too?  Can we confirm that?
 
2013-11-15 11:20:55 AM  
Stop pretending Kaufman was a genius. It was anti-humor: only funny to those in on it. What's so genius about that?
 
2013-11-15 11:21:14 AM  
I actually had to go look at the details of his death.  How in the hell does someone fake their death from lung cancer?  He died in a damn hospital.  It would take a fairly complex conspiracy to pull that off.
 
2013-11-15 11:21:25 AM  
Is Michael stipe dead too? Perhaps in the great beyond?
 
2013-11-15 11:21:36 AM  

NickelP: does anyone care about this?


Eyebrow fetishists, probably.
 
2013-11-15 11:21:45 AM  
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Walter White is not impressed.
 
2013-11-15 11:22:34 AM  
Of course she's saying that.  She's a man, baby.  SHE is Andy.
 
2013-11-15 11:26:08 AM  
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2013-11-15 11:27:23 AM  
She dated Any Kaufman after she divorced Carl Sagan?

/yes, I know
 
2013-11-15 11:28:43 AM  

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There's a sale at Penney's!
 
2013-11-15 11:29:42 AM  
Sounds like a confession to me!

Also if Andy didn't show up for the 20th Anniversary of his supposed demise like he said he was going to. I think we can safely say the man is dead and buried.

Though I wouldn't be horribly surprised to learn that the Andy Kaufman is still alive "theory" was started by Kaufman himself before he died as a final trick.
 
2013-11-15 11:31:26 AM  

JohnnyAqua: More of the Andy finds it funny routine. Dead 30 years, clues dropped, 2 conflicting stories in one week. People don't know what to think. Only funny to one man Andy Kaufman. See my theory


I think it's funny. I bet Bob Zmuda thinks it's funny. I have no doubt Andy is dead, but this stuff cracks me up.
 
2013-11-15 11:36:05 AM  
Andy Kaufman's dead.
No, no, no, no, He's outside looking in.
Andy Kaufman's dead.
No, no, no, no, He's outside looking in.
He'll fly his astral plane,
Takes you trips around the bay,
Brings you back the same day,
Andy Kaufman. Andy Kaufman.

Andy Kaufman's dead.
No, no, no, no, He's outside looking in.
Andy Kaufman's dead.
No, no, no, no, He's outside looking in.
He'll fly his astral plane,
Takes you trips around the bay,
Brings you back the same day,
Andy Kaufman. Andy Kaufman.

Along the coast you'll hear them boast
About a light they say that shines so clear.
So raise your glass, we'll drink a toast
To the little man who sells you thrills along the pier.

He'll take you up, he'll bring you down,
He'll plant your feet back firmly on the ground.
He flies so high, he swoops so low,
He knows exactly which way he's gonna go.
Andy Kaufman. Andy Kaufman.

He'll take you up, he'll bring you down,
He'll plant your feet back on the ground.
He'll fly so high, he'll swoop so low.
Andy Kaufman.

He'll fly his astral plane.
He'll take you trips around the bay.
He'll bring you back the same day.
Andy Kaufman. Andy Kaufman.
Andy Kaufman. Andy Kaufman.
Andy Kaufman.
 
2013-11-15 11:37:44 AM  
How about Hoffa, is he dead or alive somewhere?
 
2013-11-15 11:38:17 AM  
Tank... yuveddymuch (nod).
 
2013-11-15 11:38:26 AM  

NickelP: does anyone care about this?


IT'S REAL TO ME DAMNIT!!!
 
2013-11-15 11:39:31 AM  
Ibi Da!
 
2013-11-15 11:41:22 AM  

Nine Hundred and Eight: Sounds like a confession to me!

Also if Andy didn't show up for the 20th Anniversary of his supposed demise like he said he was going to. I think we can safely say the man is dead and buried.

Though I wouldn't be horribly surprised to learn that the Andy Kaufman is still alive "theory" was started by Kaufman himself before he died as a final trick.


Technically, he has until tomorrow.
 
2013-11-15 11:42:48 AM  
Is Andy hanging out with Generalissimo Francisco Franco?
 
2013-11-15 11:45:10 AM  

sharphead: Elvis Presley dead too?  Can we confirm that?


No.  He went back to his home planet.  Everyone knows that.

And I say again (like I did the other day), the only celebrity that I think was capable of successfully faking their own death was (is) Jim Morrison.  I think he simply cut his hair and stayed in France.
 
2013-11-15 11:48:13 AM  

netringer: Is Andy hanging out with Generalissimo Francisco Franco?


no, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
 
2013-11-15 11:51:12 AM  

suburbanguy: Nine Hundred and Eight: Sounds like a confession to me!

Also if Andy didn't show up for the 20th Anniversary of his supposed demise like he said he was going to. I think we can safely say the man is dead and buried.

Though I wouldn't be horribly surprised to learn that the Andy Kaufman is still alive "theory" was started by Kaufman himself before he died as a final trick.

Technically, he has until tomorrow.


How? He died in 1984, 20 years later would be 2004.
 
2013-11-15 11:52:21 AM  

durbnpoisn: sharphead: Elvis Presley dead too?  Can we confirm that?

No.  He went back to his home planet.  Everyone knows that.

And I say again (like I did the other day), the only celebrity that I think was capable of successfully faking their own death was (is) Jim Morrison.  I think he simply cut his hair and stayed in France.


Michael Jackson could be alive and spending the rest of his days as an old asian woman like he always wanted :P
 
2013-11-15 11:54:43 AM  

karmaceutical: I actually had to go look at the details of his death.  How in the hell does someone fake their death from lung cancer?  He died in a damn hospital.  It would take a fairly complex conspiracy to pull that off.


HE IS A COMIC GENIUS!
 
2013-11-15 11:59:53 AM  

mediablitz: Andy would be is getting quite a kick out of this.


I WANT TO BELIEVE
 
2013-11-15 12:07:39 PM  

NickelP: does anyone care about this?


Fark has an amazing group of mental necrophiliacs.   They fellate people like Hicks and Kaufman well beyond anything they actually accomplished. If you died young, they mentally project a monumental career arc for you.

I knew a guy who was that way about Stevie Ray Vaughan.  I had to tell him point black to just shut up already, since he was boring everybody else to tears.
 
2013-11-15 12:10:30 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Stop pretending Kaufman was a genius. It was anti-humor: only funny to those in on it. What's so genius about that?


Asked the man who thinks fart jokes are a riot.
 
2013-11-15 12:11:48 PM  

trappedspirit: B.L.Z. Bub: Stop pretending Kaufman was a genius. It was anti-humor: only funny to those in on it. What's so genius about that?

Asked the man who thinks fart jokes are a riot.


Which man is that? Perhaps you have me confused with someone else.
 
2013-11-15 12:16:23 PM  
This just proves that she's a part of the conspiracy.
 
2013-11-15 12:16:50 PM  
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2013-11-15 12:17:42 PM  
Andy Kaufman is fooling no one except himself.
 
2013-11-15 12:17:53 PM  

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2013-11-15 12:18:04 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: What about Tony Clifton?


Has anyone.e checked on Omarion lately?
 
2013-11-15 12:23:39 PM  
So I guess no one cares about  an interview about Andy Kaufman with the great Tony Clifton?
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/woah, the booze, women and years sure are taking their toll
 
2013-11-15 12:24:57 PM  
I'm so sick of this that if I ever saw Andy Kaufman alive I would kill him.
 
2013-11-15 12:30:50 PM  

Nine Hundred and Eight: suburbanguy: Nine Hundred and Eight: Sounds like a confession to me!

Also if Andy didn't show up for the 20th Anniversary of his supposed demise like he said he was going to. I think we can safely say the man is dead and buried.

Though I wouldn't be horribly surprised to learn that the Andy Kaufman is still alive "theory" was started by Kaufman himself before he died as a final trick.

Technically, he has until tomorrow.

How? He died in 1984, 20 years later would be 2004.


My bad.  I was thinking 30 years, which is tomorrow.
 
2013-11-15 12:32:23 PM  

SpdrJay: I'm so sick of this that if I ever saw Andy Kaufman alive I would kill him.


I think we've found Jerry Lawler's Fark handle.
 
2013-11-15 12:35:26 PM  
When someone dies, they aren't secretly hauled away by magical elves. If it's in a hospital, there are medical staff present. If it wasn't at a hospital, it is more than likely that the coroner gets involved at some point. Do you think doctors and coroners are going to risk their careers and flush their integrity down the toilet by lying on official documents just so some pop star can fake his own death? I know the coroner staff in LA. I've been to the coroner and seen them fingerprinting dead bodies - they don't guess.
 
2013-11-15 12:37:01 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: trappedspirit: B.L.Z. Bub: Stop pretending Kaufman was a genius. It was anti-humor: only funny to those in on it. What's so genius about that?

Asked the man who thinks fart jokes are a riot.

Which man is that? Perhaps you have me confused with someone else.


I had you confused for someone that knew something about humor.
 
2013-11-15 12:41:36 PM  

trappedspirit: B.L.Z. Bub: trappedspirit: B.L.Z. Bub: Stop pretending Kaufman was a genius. It was anti-humor: only funny to those in on it. What's so genius about that?

Asked the man who thinks fart jokes are a riot.

Which man is that? Perhaps you have me confused with someone else.

I had you confused for someone that knew something about humor.


Wait, so you thought that I think fart jokes are a riot, and now you say you had me confused with someone who knows something about humor, implying that someone who thinks fart jokes are a riot knows something about humor. Aaargh, I'm CONFUUUUUUSED!!!
 
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