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(Politico)   Sarah Palin: "I'm not being critical of the Pope" she just doesn't understand how someone who claims to be the voice of God can be so open and liberal. I mean, come on, even Jesus wouldn't eat with the lepers   (politico.com) divider line 73
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2013-11-15 08:25:03 AM
Why do we care what the irrelevant has to say about the relvant?
 
2013-11-15 08:29:34 AM
*relevant.

Morning fail
 
2013-11-15 08:30:34 AM
Someone want to let ol' Megafail in on the fact Jesus was a liberal?
 
2013-11-15 08:32:38 AM
Palin: "It's like I'm in the gosh-darned Spanish Inquisition over what I said"
 
2013-11-15 08:35:32 AM

kidgenius: Palin: "It's like I'm in the gosh-darned Spanish Inquisition over what I said"



The Inquistion, what a show
The Inquistion, here we go
We know you're wishing
That she'd go away
But the Inquistion's here and it's here to stay
 
2013-11-15 08:40:50 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Someone want to let ol' Megafail in on the fact Jesus was a liberal?


Evangelicals aren't following Christ. So from palin's perspective, the pope IS wrong. The god she follows hates the poor, despises the sick and considers weakness a mortal sin. Once you realize that the GOP isn't actually Christian then their fiscal policy decisions start to make sense.
 
2013-11-15 08:42:01 AM
Pope Francis is as sincere and faithful a shepherd of his church as his two predecessors whom I admired

So Palin is cool with covering up pedophilic priests
 
2013-11-15 08:43:26 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Someone want to let ol' Megafail in on the fact Jesus was a liberal?


The Teahadists don't worship "Jesus", he'a all brown and commie. They worship "Republican Jesus ™", he's a blond haired, blue eyed, red blooded, 'Murican.
 
2013-11-15 08:45:00 AM

swaniefrmreddeer: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Someone want to let ol' Megafail in on the fact Jesus was a liberal?

The Teahadists don't worship "Jesus", he'a all brown and commie. They worship "Republican Jesus ™", he's a blond haired, blue eyed, red blooded, 'Murican.


Sarcasm aside, you aren't wrong with that assessment.
 
2013-11-15 08:45:07 AM
"Knowing full well how often the media mischaracterizes a person's comments"
Aren't you part of that "media", Palin?
 
2013-11-15 08:46:28 AM
Trickle down Jesus approves.
 
2013-11-15 08:46:35 AM

swaniefrmreddeer: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Someone want to let ol' Megafail in on the fact Jesus was a liberal?

The Teahadists don't worship "Jesus", he'a all brown and commie. They worship "Republican Jesus ™", he's a blond haired, blue eyed, red blooded, 'Murican.


wait, when did Jesus become a nazi?
 
2013-11-15 08:48:28 AM
"Knowing full well how often the media mischaracterizes a person's comments (especially a religious leader's), I don't trust them to get it right when it comes to reporting on the Vatican," Palin wrote. "I do, however, trust my many Catholic friends and family, including some excellent Catholic writers, who have since assured me that Pope Francis is as sincere and faithful a shepherd of his church as his two predecessors whom I admired. I apologize for not being clearer in my response, thus opening the door to critical media that does what it does best in ginning up controversy."

Translated to English:

"I am constantly amazed, despite my degree in journalism, that people actually have the nerve to read and quote directly the things I say into a mic and on camera. Seriously. WTF people. Darned 'Gotcha Journalism'..."
 
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2013-11-15 08:50:15 AM
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-11-15 08:50:16 AM

somedude210: wait, when did Jesus become a nazi?


Jeezus became one some time between passage of the 1965 Civil Rights Act and the end of the Reagan years.
 
2013-11-15 08:59:37 AM

swaniefrmreddeer: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Someone want to let ol' Megafail in on the fact Jesus was a liberal?

The Teahadists don't worship "Jesus", he'a all brown and commie. They worship "Republican Jesus ™", he's a blond haired, blue eyed, red blooded, 'Murican.


This is a cutout, presumably of Jesus, at our local theme park, The Holy Land Experience.

media.zenfs.com

It's run by the Trinity Broadcasting Network - known purveyors of Prosperity Gospel.  The whole place is offensive.  I nearly vomited over all the Christian tourists ooing and ahing over the baby Jesus in a cradle, surrounded by (fake) jem as big as my fist.  Disgusting.

I went with a friend, a Methodist, last January.  I'm not a Christian.  But with some of his input I wrote this review on TripAdvisor:

"Blasphemous"

I visited the Holy Land Experience shortly after it first opened many years ago. I had a friend visiting for the holidays and decided to try it out again now that it has expanded. What a mistake! Nearly every exhibit directs you through a gift shop. It was thoroughly lacking in humility. I saw a basket with the baby Jesus surrounded by enormous, fake jewels. Really? He came to us as an unlikely King - born pure, to simple people. Not adorned in wealth and opulence. Gaudy doesn't come close to describing some of what I witnessed. It was downright blasphemous.

It also fails on a number of historical and thematic points. It is presumably meant to present guests with a view of what Jerusalem was like during the time of Jesus. The Jesus I saw depicted again and again looked like a blond surfer. There were tacky and unnecessary cardboard prop-ups of people who hardly looked like Israelites throughout.

I understand that their real estate is limited. But too many exhibits bled into others and left me very confused. The Last Supper in the Qumran Caves? A museum of (apparently) North African brass artifacts in the cave where He laid?

I will say I enjoyed two things - the Scriptorium and the Arc of the Covenant show. Real history. Real spiritual value. Uncorrupted truth of the history of Christianity and its origins.

TBN has ruined this place and its potential. And they have perverted His message. I came expecting history and a spiritual experience. Instead I was assaulted by the self-serving efforts of a depraved prosperity cult.

May He forgive the perpetrators of this fraud.


If you ever need a wakeup call as to what is wrong and dangerous about the New American Evangelical, go visit this dump.

And read The Family.

Palin is the perfect ditzy model for their product.
 
2013-11-15 09:00:15 AM

abb3w: somedude210: wait, when did Jesus become a nazi?

Jeezus became one some time between passage of the 1965 Civil Rights Act and the end of the Reagan years.


Which was about the same time that the Prosperity DoctrineTM became an article of faith.
 
2013-11-15 09:08:00 AM
I was reminding viewers that we need to do our own homework on news subjects, and I hadn't done mine yet

Lots of dogs ate my homework.
 
2013-11-15 09:27:20 AM

doyner: abb3w: somedude210: wait, when did Jesus become a nazi?

Jeezus became one some time between passage of the 1965 Civil Rights Act and the end of the Reagan years.

Which was about the same time that the Prosperity DoctrineTM became an article of faith.


Quiet you.  Jesus wants us to be successful.

(and I'm not successful unless I have a Porsche and a circular driveway)
 
MFK
2013-11-15 10:00:31 AM
JESUS FARK MODS!!! STOP GREENING PALIN THREADS!

WE ALREADY GOT THIS MEMO:


cdn.crooksandliars.com
 
2013-11-15 10:00:36 AM
I was reminding viewers that we need to do our own homework on news subjects, and I hadn't done mine yet on the Pope's recent comments as reported by the media,"

IF STUPIDITY WAS PAINFUL, YOU WOULD BE A CENOBITE.
 
2013-11-15 10:00:48 AM
Yeah Sarah, if you only understood the message Jesus brought we will still think you were kind of dumb, but would not hate you. That goes for the rest of you loser Christians. Jesus said love the little children, not rape them. Jesus fed the poor, healed the sick, and told you lot to pay your farking taxes.

If only you understood that Jesus was a liberal.
 
2013-11-15 10:01:01 AM
I apologize for not being clearer in my response, thus opening the door to critical media that does what it does best in ginning up controversy.

drhguy2.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-11-15 10:01:23 AM

doyner: abb3w: somedude210: wait, when did Jesus become a nazi?

Jeezus became one some time between passage of the 1965 Civil Rights Act and the end of the Reagan years.

Which was about the same time that the Prosperity DoctrineTM became an article of faith.


Yeah Satan loved that one. He still can't believe he got away with it.
 
2013-11-15 10:05:18 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-15 10:07:43 AM
oldfarthenry, please report to FARK thread #8019416.
 
2013-11-15 10:09:22 AM
I was reminding viewers that we need to do our own homework on news subjects, and I hadn't done mine yet on the Pope's recent comments as reported by the media,"

Ooh, look at the grifter girl backpedal as fast as she can on this.

"I do, however, trust my many Catholic friends and family, including some excellent Catholic writers, who have since assured me that Pope Francis is as sincere and faithful a shepherd of his church as his two predecessors whom I admired.

Well, I'm sure Pope Francis is totally relieved that Sarah Palin finally found someone to vouch for him.

That's a load off his mind, I reckon.
 
2013-11-15 10:10:24 AM

WE GET IT, SHE IS A FARKING MORON

 
2013-11-15 10:14:59 AM
Just go back to doing porn. Sarah.
 
2013-11-15 10:15:12 AM
I have but one thing to say,


Oh lord won't you buy me, a Murcedes Benz,
Mah friands all drive porches I must make ey-mends.
 
2013-11-15 10:18:48 AM

silo123j: Trickle down Jesus approves.


I think we're missing a marketing opportunity here. We could have a line of plush toys. One for kids maybe called Tickle Down Jesus. One for football fans called Touchdown Jesus. One for goth girls and boys called Personal Jesus. One for invalids called Christ on a Crutch.
 
2013-11-15 10:21:29 AM

MFK: JESUS FARK MODS!!! STOP GREENING PALIN THREADS!

WE ALREADY GOT THIS MEMO:

[cdn.crooksandliars.com image 460x380]


Sarah Palin is among one of the most consistent comment magnets on the site, so she won't going away anytime soon.
 
2013-11-15 10:22:21 AM

Weaver95: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Someone want to let ol' Megafail in on the fact Jesus was a liberal?

Evangelicals aren't following Christ. So from palin's perspective, the pope IS wrong. The god she follows hates the poor, despises the sick and considers weakness a mortal sin. Once you realize that the GOP isn't actually Christian then their fiscal policy decisions start to make sense.


you  are correct!
 
2013-11-15 10:23:33 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Someone want to let ol' Megafail in on the fact Jesus was a liberal?


That's old jeesus, not new rpublican jeebus.

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I am TRULY baffled that sincere devout religious folks have sided with Republicans. I went to over a decade of Sunday school and from what I saw the Democrats are much more in line with jesus' beliefs. You know stuff like help the poor, judge not, as you treat the least of my brothers... all that shiat.

How can a devout Christian side with the party  of "screw the poor, the sick, and needy." !?!?!
 
2013-11-15 10:26:32 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-15 10:26:57 AM

jntaylor63: Just go back to doing porn. Sarah.


Lisa Ann did a pretty good Sarah Palin, didn't she? More realistic than Tina Fey, for sure.
 
2013-11-15 10:33:28 AM
It's really appalling how little Palin understands Christ, given how much time she herself spends up on the cross.
 
2013-11-15 10:34:18 AM

FuturePastNow: jntaylor63: Just go back to doing porn. Sarah.

Lisa Ann did a pretty good Sarah Palin, didn't she? More realistic than Tina Fey, for sure.


There was another porn star who did a turn as Palin, but she didn't look very much like the original, and
frankly Lisa Ann was able to capture the inherent unintelligence of The Divine Sarah to a frightening degree.
 
2013-11-15 10:35:12 AM
Why did Fark return to having a Palin thread every day.  I thought we got past that.
 
2013-11-15 10:37:18 AM
This person almost became the Vice President of the United States.

How are you feeling now, McCain voters? Still think she's qualified?
 
2013-11-15 10:38:48 AM

mrshowrules: Why did Fark return to having a Palin thread every day.  I thought we got past that.


She's doing more interviews because of her book.
 
2013-11-15 10:42:56 AM

SpectroBoy: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Someone want to let ol' Megafail in on the fact Jesus was a liberal?

That's old jeesus, not new rpublican jeebus.

[i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

I am TRULY baffled that sincere devout religious folks have sided with Republicans. I went to over a decade of Sunday school and from what I saw the Democrats are much more in line with jesus' beliefs. You know stuff like help the poor, judge not, as you treat the least of my brothers... all that shiat.

How can a devout Christian side with the party  of "screw the poor, the sick, and needy." !?!?!


that is hilariously right on! Thanks, I'm still laughing...!
 
2013-11-15 10:54:04 AM

somedude210: kidgenius: Palin: "It's like I'm in the gosh-darned Spanish Inquisition over what I said"


The Inquistion, what a show
The Inquistion, here we go
We know you're wishing
That she'd go away
But the Inquistion's here and it's here to stay


- Hey, Torquemada, whaddaya say?
I just got back from the auto-da-fé
Auto-da-fé, what's an auto-da-fé?
It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway
 
2013-11-15 11:05:38 AM

Girl Sailor: silo123j: Trickle down Jesus approves.

I think we're missing a marketing opportunity here. We could have a line of plush toys. One for kids maybe called Tickle Down Jesus. One for football fans called Touchdown Jesus. One for goth girls and boys called Personal Jesus. One for invalids called Christ on a Crutch.


Another one you could use for kids is Christ on a Pogo Stick.

Personal Jesus is a nice touch. I lol'd.

/reach out and touch faith
 
2013-11-15 11:11:07 AM
Thought link would take me to the Onion.
 
2013-11-15 11:24:20 AM
 
2013-11-15 11:45:26 AM

Girl Sailor: silo123j: Trickle down Jesus approves.

I think we're missing a marketing opportunity here. We could have a line of plush toys. One for kids maybe called Tickle Down Jesus. One for football fans called Touchdown Jesus. One for goth girls and boys called Personal Jesus. One for invalids called Christ on a Crutch.


i1126.photobucket.com

i1126.photobucket.com

i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-15 11:45:58 AM

MFK: JESUS FARK MODS!!! STOP GREENING PALIN THREADS!

WE ALREADY GOT THIS MEMO:

[cdn.crooksandliars.com image 460x380]


It's a pity that he is leaving The Daily Show. I can't think of anyone better suited to take over from Stewart.
 
2013-11-15 11:49:52 AM

sovietski: Girl Sailor: silo123j: Trickle down Jesus approves.

I think we're missing a marketing opportunity here. We could have a line of plush toys. One for kids maybe called Tickle Down Jesus. One for football fans called Touchdown Jesus. One for goth girls and boys called Personal Jesus. One for invalids called Christ on a Crutch.

Another one you could use for kids is Christ on a Pogo Stick.

Personal Jesus is a nice touch. I lol'd.

/reach out and touch faith


Sarah Palin brings to mind a Depeche Mode song too. If she ever shuts up, I'd sure Enjoy The Silence.

/if what she's got is a mental illness, I'd like to see her Shake The Disease
//at the very least adopt a Policy of Truth
///something something she'd misunderstand Master and Servant
 
2013-11-15 11:58:27 AM

PortsmouthFarker: sovietski: Girl Sailor: silo123j: Trickle down Jesus approves.

I think we're missing a marketing opportunity here. We could have a line of plush toys. One for kids maybe called Tickle Down Jesus. One for football fans called Touchdown Jesus. One for goth girls and boys called Personal Jesus. One for invalids called Christ on a Crutch.

Another one you could use for kids is Christ on a Pogo Stick.

Personal Jesus is a nice touch. I lol'd.

/reach out and touch faith

Sarah Palin brings to mind a Depeche Mode song too. If she ever shuts up, I'd sure Enjoy The Silence.

/if what she's got is a mental illness, I'd like to see her Shake The Disease
//at the very least adopt a Policy of Truth
///something something she'd misunderstand Master and Servant


iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg

Ultimately, in the end, she will Come Undone (not Depeche Mode obviously, but I rather enjoy Duran Duran).

/don't judge me
 
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