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9070 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Nov 2013 at 11:09 AM (39 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-15 11:02:27 AM
9 votes:
Oh great, so now you can have two Chinese kids. Still going to be hungry an hour later.
2013-11-15 08:36:22 AM
4 votes:
Good, I need a new iPhone made with sweet, sweet, child tears.
2013-11-15 11:21:59 AM
2 votes:

Cold_Sassy: Great, just what we need.  More Chinese.


If only there was some way to wall them all in.....
2013-11-15 11:21:34 AM
2 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Oh great, so now you can have two Chinese kids. Still going to be hungry an hour later.


I'm going to hell with a ruined keyboard.
2013-11-15 11:20:27 AM
2 votes:

Sybarite: Before everyone goes all Henny Penny about global population, population growth rates have been steadily declining since their peak in the late 1960s. It took 40 years for the population to double from 3 billion in 1959 to 6 billion in 1999, and it is projected to grow 50% in the 43 years from 1999 to 2042. Current UN projections show population stabilizing and possibly even declining after the middle of the 21st century.

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Hey, look, just because population bomb scaremongers have been constantly wrong about the effects and path of population growth doesn't mean they we shouldn't sterilize undesirables (which definitely doesn't include me. I'm one of the good ones!) and require licenses for having kids that undoubtedly will be the first licensing program in history that is totally immune to abuse and political pressure.
2013-11-15 11:14:27 AM
2 votes:

Cold_Sassy: Great, just what we need.  More Chinese.


Well, you know how it is... an hour later you're hungry again.
2013-11-15 11:13:06 AM
2 votes:
I was told there would be no math.
2013-11-15 06:16:00 PM
1 votes:
"Come the year 1991, given the present rate of increase in the world's population, the Chinese will be three deep. Another thing... " - John Cleese (Monty Python's Flying Circus)
2013-11-15 05:27:14 PM
1 votes:
Americans on one-child policy: Farkin' Chinese! Human rights!
Americans on two-child policy: Farkin' Chinese! Overpopulation!
2013-11-15 01:30:36 PM
1 votes:

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: indarwinsshadow: [rlv.zcache.com image 324x324]That's just for you subby.

It's not good in the slightest. The entire planet needs to be on birth control. We're going to wipe ourselves out with over population long before any other disaster. China is the worst offender on the whole stupid planet for pollution, over population, and aggressive expanisionist policies.
Again, read the tag moron. It really applies to anyone who thinks "cool" is a term for human extinction.

Can someone please let indarwinsshadow's waitress know that he's had enough coffee?  Thanks.


Awww. You upset muffin.

This is just for you;

i.chzbgr.com

I'll call your mom and she'll come and pick you up. These threads are
just to much for you.
2013-11-15 12:28:46 PM
1 votes:

kbronsito: What if China is not really closing those reeducation camps but its just sending its own prisoners home? Obama could then outsource the FEMA reeducation camps and ship the enemies of his socialist revolution to China.


But prisons are one of the few growth areas of the US economy that haven't been outsourced!

They used to say that there's always work at the Post Office but now that this is obviously not true, your politicians have to rely on prisons to keep jobs in their states.

ESPECIALLY RED STATES.

I expect that Obama will be smart enough to not deprive his supporters of jobs anally probing Hollywood celebrities and racially profiled Arabs alike. Instead of outsourcing American prisons from Nevada and Texas, he will probably import Chinese prisoners to be tortured in American prisons in upstate New York and Northern California.

Eventually, everybody in the US will be in prison or else work as prison guards, health care workers, or else production line workers for food service companies like the French firm, Soweto, er, Sodexo.

The whole country will be one giant prison camp but everybody will have jobs.

And I expect the Chinese prisoners can learn enough Chinglish to be tech support staff and call center workers for eight cents an hour, like current prisoners.

The Commie pigs will look more and more like the human Farmers until they can sit down at the same table and be more equal than all the other animals combined.

Welcome to Purple State America, where the Democrats really are as bad as the Republicans.
2013-11-15 12:08:56 PM
1 votes:

EnglishMan: Cold_Sassy: wichitaleaf: TheShavingofOccam123: So do they need the dudes for invading India again? Vietnam again? Russia again?

When a country filled with 1.4 billion people looks around and says "we need the dudes", you have to ask yourself why.

Modern all-out, toe-to-toe warfare has enormous casualty rates. We're not talking Seal Team Six combat. We're talking nuclear warfare fought against billions of civilians.

It is no secret that the military and other VIP's in scarily important places within the Chinese government want to and are planning an attack on the good ol' USA.

I have heard this also, and it wouldn't surprise me in the least.

Oh, yes, I'm sure the Chicoms are just waiting for the moment they can attack the USA which has the puny advantages of superior military forces and many allies. And thousands and thousands of nuclear bombs.


If Alpha Centauri-A explodes none of that will matter.
2013-11-15 11:49:31 AM
1 votes:

kdawg7736: Soon after they realize they can't handle feeding all of these extra people they will want to go back to their original policy. Doesn't India have an overbreeding/overpopulation problem? China will become like them soon.


I have a Modest Proposal that may help them with that.
2013-11-15 11:48:33 AM
1 votes:
They could always go with the Republican plan for elderly care:

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OBAMACARE: How to  exchangeyour natural God-given freedom for the yoke of Federal Tyranny.
2013-11-15 11:42:59 AM
1 votes:

miss diminutive: Excellent. The future will need more space miners.


Space mining will be the *good* job of the future, imagine how shiatty space-walmart-greeter will pay?
2013-11-15 11:39:24 AM
1 votes:

jxb465: They are now allowing 1.2 children per family. They will allow you to choose which 20% of the 2nd child to keep.


I'll take the top half
2013-11-15 11:31:40 AM
1 votes:
The tobacco companies just want to create more new smokers.

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2013-11-15 11:26:35 AM
1 votes:

TheShavingofOccam123: So do they need the dudes for invading India again? Vietnam again? Russia again?

When a country filled with 1.4 billion people looks around and says "we need the dudes", you have to ask yourself why.

Modern all-out, toe-to-toe warfare has enormous casualty rates. We're not talking Seal Team Six combat. We're talking nuclear warfare fought against billions of civilians.


No, they need females because after all these years of allowing only males to live they all looked around and said, "Oh, great, who the fark is going to do all the hard work now?"
2013-11-15 11:26:06 AM
1 votes:
Forget it Jake, it's China.
2013-11-15 11:25:07 AM
1 votes:

Endive Wombat: Lucky LaRue: I think China didn't have a choice on the one-child policy.  Too many boys and not enough girls to go around is a recipe for disaster.

I was listening to NPR a while back...they were discussing the fact that there is going to be a major deficit in a couple of areas.  One being breeding, the second being elder care...they mentioned something about the fact that there are more old people than young, and China is going to have a reallllyyy big problem with there not being enough able bodied people to take care of the elderly in the coming years.  This problem has been directly attributed to the misguided theory of population control.


They could always go with the Republican plan for elderly care:

i739.photobucket.com
2013-11-15 08:50:54 AM
1 votes:
Hey, good  news for my cousin, who just got married last October.
2013-11-15 08:22:39 AM
1 votes:
What if China is not really closing those reeducation camps but its just sending its own prisoners home? Obama could then outsource the FEMA reeducation camps and ship the enemies of his socialist revolution to China.
 
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