muertes: The camera was on the homeowner's front porch. They had a camera inside, pointed at the front door, cameras on their dogs. And a home alarm. Why, if they are so concerned with security, do they leave their front door unlocked?Something is rotten in the state of Arizona.
Coolfusis: Yeah, those dogs totally scared him. You can tell by how slowly he walks away.My guess? He was drunk and opened a door that wasn't his by mistake (and he doesn't have dogs). Just judging from the slow, meandering walk, the fact that it was broad daylight, and that he just kinda wandered off - "Oh, shiat, this isn't my house. This is awkward."Oh wait, he's black in Arizona? Gotta be a burgular intent on stealing all your shiat. Good thing you had a few very small dogs to protect you from that vicious man.Hell, even if he was a robber, he's less scared of the dogs and more scared of all the attention that they bring from the neighbors with their incessant barking.
Barricaded Gunman: In a neighborhood that clearly sucks (daylight-roaming opportunistic thieves, multiple security cameras up and down the street) why does this savant leave her front door unlocked in the first place?
orclover: 10 CSBI was present for an police "interview" (interrogation) of a burglary suspect back in 87 who was chased out of a house by small dogs. Nobody was home except what he described as a dozen football sized furry dogs of different color and shapes. As he was walking around inside looking for crap to fit into a pillow case he kept getting bit in the leg by different fast moving poodles and pomeranians that would dart out from under tables and furniture and take a small chunk out of him. He tried kicking and hitting them for a while but never landed a blow because they would just land a nip from behind and run away, he would turn to kick it and another one would run up behind him and do it again. He said for a while it was just annoying and infuriating but after a while he actually got worried that he might fall down and get swarmed. He thought he might actually get killed, so he farking ran with almost nothing stolen. Guy was actually shaken up about it.We were farking dying trying not to laugh our asses off and get recorded. Soon as stop was pressed we just farking lost our shiat.20 /csb
darth_shatner: Step 3 - trade in your toy dog for a real one.[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 259x194]Also good for door to door salesmen and mormons
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