skozlaw: "It was like it just burned through his soul," Storey said.Aaaaand I instantly stopped caring about what, to that point, seemed to be your perfectly legitimate complaint and instead started to intensely hate you on an unreasonably personal level. Now I take a deeply disturbing pleasure in imagining you being eaten by an escalator a la one of those awful Final Destination movies.
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