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(Yahoo)   MILF Pens fan says that she wants her headboard to give Sidney Crosby a concussion. Son approves, but husband wishes she didn't love pussy   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 66
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2013-11-15 09:36:55 AM
Wouldn't that mean she'd have to be behind him and be the one doing the thrusting?
 
2013-11-15 09:54:08 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Wouldn't that mean she'd have to be behind him and be the one doing the thrusting?


No. Not all. There are many positions in which the suggested concussion could occur.
 
2013-11-15 09:54:44 AM
Either she is into pegging or she didn't think her sign all the way through.
 
2013-11-15 10:01:50 AM
Pretty low bar for MILF status in Pittsburgh.
 
2013-11-15 10:02:31 AM
came for the Milf pics
 
2013-11-15 10:08:16 AM

facisto: Either she is into pegging or she didn't think her sign all the way through.


Why can't she be straddling him and riding his head into the headboard? Of course it's not realistic but that's how I took it.
 
2013-11-15 10:09:20 AM
Sorry lady, Sidney is spoken for:

img.fark.net
 
2013-11-15 10:11:03 AM

Yanks_RSJ: Pretty low bar for MILF status in Pittsburgh.


Brother, you don't know the half of it!
 
2013-11-15 10:16:25 AM
well, if the husband doesn't like it, ole sid can punch him in the balls.
 
2013-11-15 10:20:44 AM

snowybunting: Sorry lady, Sidney is spoken for:

[img.fark.net image 250x343]


I see the Pierre joke is already taken care of.  Well done.
 
2013-11-15 10:21:39 AM
My ex has a huge crush on Mr. Crosby.  I guess that's why she left me for her boss who looks like someone who had their face broken in all the wrong places.
 
2013-11-15 10:30:43 AM
Well she can use his tears as lube.
 
2013-11-15 10:33:01 AM
That is a MILF? And I thought I had low standards
 
2013-11-15 10:33:16 AM
img.fark.net

Classic!
 
2013-11-15 10:35:32 AM

Yanks_RSJ: Pretty low bar for MILF status in Pittsburgh.


Seems to be a pretty low bar for a sign being funny as well.
 
2013-11-15 10:42:57 AM
Sure, what the hell.
 
2013-11-15 10:50:55 AM

Yanks_RSJ: Pretty low bar for MILF status in Pittsburgh.


Pittsburgh is the ugly end of Pennsylvania and if you've ever been to Philly you know that's not a statement made lightly.
 
2013-11-15 11:26:16 AM
Degenerate sports fan from Pennsylvania? Well, I'm shocked.
 
2013-11-15 11:40:39 AM
This headline might be full of more fail than any other.

Is she even a MILF? She looks pretty young to have kids. The article doesn't provide any information like that, just she's a girl who brought a sign to a game. And she's not hot either, so ummm.

Subby must be enjoying the hell out of his jump to conclusions mat.
 
2013-11-15 11:46:44 AM
 
2013-11-15 11:50:59 AM
Female meatball hockey fans are the worst.
 
2013-11-15 11:51:10 AM

abhorrent1: Is this the same girl?

NSFW


Watermark Fail.
 
2013-11-15 11:51:37 AM
It's a sexual come-on mixed with the most taboo of taboo jokes about Sidney Crosby.

OK, what is the most taboo joke about Sidney Crosby?  I don't really follow hockey.
 
2013-11-15 11:55:07 AM
I find that sign funny, and I am a Pens fan. If a guy said that about a female athlete he would be in trouble, though. I could have made a sign like that back in my college for a female volleyball player I fantasized about.
 
2013-11-15 12:11:40 PM

kdawg7736: I find that sign funny, and I am a Pens fan. If a guy said that about a female athlete he would be in trouble, though. I could have made a sign like that back in my college for a female volleyball player I fantasized about.


Carpe Diem baby! You can still do this. Find out where she works and show up with a flagrant sexual laden sign. Let me know how it goes. We are counting on you.
 
2013-11-15 12:23:49 PM

keypusher: It's a sexual come-on mixed with the most taboo of taboo jokes about Sidney Crosby.

OK, what is the most taboo joke about Sidney Crosby?  I don't really follow hockey.


He's had several concussions in recent years and, like football, they're working on ways to get concussions out of the game.
 
2013-11-15 12:44:18 PM
Nothing beats the girl with a placard that read "PUT IT IN MY FIVE HOLE SIDNEY!"

/read it in an SI end-of-year issue
 
2013-11-15 12:56:36 PM

Cymbal: She looks pretty young to have kids.


Young? She looks to be in her early to mid 40's and more than likely sucks down a sixer of bud light nightly at karoke while smoking marb lights but not really inhaling - she smokes only when she drinks.  Big fat ass, wears flare jeans and heeled boots.  But that's just a guess based on her fat face.
 
2013-11-15 12:56:53 PM
I was more impressed with the scrimmage Tyler Seguin and Jamie Benn had last night against some beer league team in Calgary.

/ducks
 
2013-11-15 01:02:38 PM
So this happened....

boston.sportsthenandnow.com
Link
 
2013-11-15 01:06:52 PM

WhiskeySticks: Cymbal: She looks pretty young to have kids.

Young? She looks to be in her early to mid 40's and more than likely sucks down a sixer of bud light nightly at karoke while smoking marb lights but not really inhaling - she smokes only when she drinks.  Big fat ass, wears flare jeans and heeled boots.  But that's just a guess based on her fat face.


The real is question is if she beefs, does she do it in the shower and heel it down the drain to save time?
 
2013-11-15 01:11:51 PM

Primitive Screwhead: So this happened....

[boston.sportsthenandnow.com image 500x327]
Link


Doesn't beat these guys at the San Jose-Winnipeg game for comedy.

pbs.twimg.com

/"The Sabres aren't half-bad." "You're right, they're ALL bad!" *D'OHHHH, HO HO HO*
 
2013-11-15 01:16:19 PM
Over Pierre McGuires dead....

snowybunting: Sorry lady, Sidney is spoken for:

[img.fark.net image 250x343]


Dammit.
 
2013-11-15 01:16:34 PM

ds_4815: Primitive Screwhead: So this happened....

[boston.sportsthenandnow.com image 500x327]
Link

Doesn't beat these guys at the San Jose-Winnipeg game for comedy.

[pbs.twimg.com image 600x450]

/"The Sabres aren't half-bad." "You're right, they're ALL bad!" *D'OHHHH, HO HO HO*


Now THAT's AWESOME!
 
2013-11-15 01:21:49 PM

Yanks_RSJ: Pretty low bar for MILF status in Pittsburgh.


And Im sure there is nothing a hockey player wants more than a milf, I mean all those hot 20 year olds throwing themselves at you are just nasty!
 
2013-11-15 01:28:34 PM

Primitive Screwhead: So this happened....

[boston.sportsthenandnow.com image 500x327]
Link


I went to that game last night. That's pretty funny considering for the most part is was a very lack-luster affair.
 
2013-11-15 01:44:54 PM
For some reason I added and "i" to that headline.  Was rather confused until I remembered the hockey team.
 
2013-11-15 02:19:25 PM

WhiskeySticks: Cymbal: She looks pretty young to have kids.

Young? She looks to be in her early to mid 40's and more than likely sucks down a sixer of bud light nightly at karoke while smoking marb lights but not really inhaling - she smokes only when she drinks.  Big fat ass, wears flare jeans and heeled boots.  But that's just a guess based on her fat face.


R U WIZRD?
 
2013-11-15 02:19:36 PM
In her penalty box, 2 minutes for boarding.
 
2013-11-15 02:33:11 PM
Seems to happen a lot

farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-11-15 02:44:09 PM

steamingpile: And Im sure there is nothing a hockey player wants more than a milf, I mean all those hot 20 year olds throwing themselves at you are just nasty!


The firm breast that 20 y.o. sport are way over rated compared to floppy breasts of a 40 y.o.
 
2013-11-15 03:00:17 PM

sedric: Seems to happen a lot

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x423]


That's what I was talking about earlier.  Thanx.
 
2013-11-15 03:06:20 PM
I told a friend of mine that Crosby had been traded to the Blackhawks (her team) for Toews and some draft picks. She freaked and when she found out the truth she hit me with a wiffle ball bat. What a wonderful friend.
 
2013-11-15 03:09:20 PM
In my college days Sidney was our code word for marijuana.

This was before Crosby, so we didn't know what a pussy he would turn out to be.
 
2013-11-15 03:14:33 PM

groppet: I told a friend of mine that Crosby had been traded to the Blackhawks (her team) for Toews and some draft picks. She freaked and when she found out the truth she hit me with a wiffle ball bat. What a wonderful friend.


She did it like this?  She did it like that?
 
2013-11-15 03:37:29 PM

buckeyebrain: groppet: I told a friend of mine that Crosby had been traded to the Blackhawks (her team) for Toews and some draft picks. She freaked and when she found out the truth she hit me with a wiffle ball bat. What a wonderful friend.

She did it like this?  She did it like that?


And now she's on the run and the cops got her gun.
 
2013-11-15 03:38:21 PM
Did anyone see how Chile scored against England?
 
2013-11-15 03:43:08 PM

mcmnky: In my college days Sidney was our code word for marijuana.

This was before Crosby, so we didn't know what a pussy he would turn out to be.


I'm just a stupid baseball fan, but can someone please explain the Sidney = pussy meme?
 
2013-11-15 03:49:41 PM

ladodger34: I'm just a stupid baseball fan, but can someone please explain the Sidney = pussy meme?


To my uneducated eye it seems he's too busy playing hockey to drop the gloves and fight, ergo he's a pussy.
 
2013-11-15 03:54:41 PM

Crewmannumber6: ladodger34: I'm just a stupid baseball fan, but can someone please explain the Sidney = pussy meme?

To my uneducated eye it seems he's too busy playing hockey to drop the gloves and fight, ergo he's a pussy.


It's more about somebody who is extremely strong on their skates and well balanced except for when he chooses not to be to draw a penalty.

Or jumping people who are not prepared to fight to look tough and then skating away, or punching people who are fighting a 3rd person in the nuts.

Or talking trash when the linesmen are between he and his target

Stuff like that
 
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