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(MTV)   Liam Neeson will get $20 million for Taken 3: The Takening Continues   (mtv.com ) divider line
    More: Stupid, Liam Neeson, action series, paychecks, Johnny Depp  
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1440 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 15 Nov 2013 at 3:45 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-15 03:59:48 AM  
4 votes:
It will be awful beyond belief. Megataken vs. Takenado. What do you say I take you home and use my special skills on your pussy. It's Taken Day! They're taking her...and then they're gonna take me! OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
2013-11-15 07:58:26 AM  
3 votes:

FullMetalPanda: Could someone please post the exchange of Liam saying he's going to kill a dog that answered the phone?  I love that one.


As you wish -

dailypicksandflicks.com
2013-11-15 09:31:39 AM  
2 votes:

cryinoutloud: I don't think Mr Neeson gives a fark what kind of movies he makes anymore. All he seems to be doing is making a fortune for his kids and trying to get over his wife.


You'd think they could live on the money they save not going on skiing trips any more.
2013-11-15 07:48:11 AM  
2 votes:
By now I should probably know who you are and what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long string of movies.
2013-11-15 07:28:01 AM  
2 votes:
His daughter should be dragged into the woods by the wolves from the Grey
2013-11-15 07:15:14 AM  
2 votes:
I hope this is the one where he lets the kidnappers keep his shrew of an ex-wife and ingrate b*tch of a daughter.

Taken: No Givebacks
2013-11-15 01:50:55 PM  
1 vote:
Taken 3: Really, guys?

Taken 3: Not this shiat again.

Taken 3: Christ, just keep her.

Taken 3: Why don't you just shoot her and save us all the trouble?

Taken 3: I'm starting to think you guys have trouble getting dates.

Taken 3: Oh, what a surprise.  I never saw THIS coming.

Taken 3: Haven't I killed all you bastards yet?

Taken 3: Jesus Christ, you guys are one-note Johnnys!

Taken 3: Ever consider blackmail?  Assassination?  Stamp collecting?

Taken 3: This time, Liam Neeson is taken, and the untrained women have to save him!

Taken 3: This time, the movie-goer gets taken, ifyouknowwhatimean.
2013-11-15 12:54:23 PM  
1 vote:

roflmaonow: WTF? Liam Neeson is 61 yrs old? Dang


Taken: To the nursing home
2013-11-15 11:39:25 AM  
1 vote:

Primitive Screwhead: JeffKochosky: magic_patch: JeffKochosky: C'mon, guys... we can do better than "The Takening Continues"

Taken 3: Took
Taken 3: Taken to a Whole New Level
Taken 3: Take It, Take It, Yeah... You Like That, Don't You...
Taken 3: Taken Hard with a Vengeance
Taken 3: Season of the Witch
Three Men and a Taken

/You know, how if you keep saying the same word over and over again, it starts to just sound wrong...
//It's getting to that point
///Taken 3 - SLASHIES!

Taken 3: More Takener

No... "More" would have been suitable for #2...

Taken 3: The Takenest Take to Ever Take a Taken
(With a Very Particular Set of Skills)

Taken Out
Taken It To The Bank/House/Streets
Taken Not Stirred
Take & Bake
Kentucky Fried Taken
Lord of the Taken
Taken In Space
The Great Taken Caper
Freebie & The Taken
Death Taken
Taken The Takarian
Taken the 13th Part 8 : Taken Takes Manhattan


Taken 3: You know what? Just keep her this time.
2013-11-15 10:21:17 AM  
1 vote:
It'll probably spelled like this: TAK3N
2013-11-15 09:37:17 AM  
1 vote:
THE THROAT CHOP TRILOGY!
2013-11-15 09:20:28 AM  
1 vote:

coeyagi: Taken 3: From Behind


Ok, regardless of how many times you've called for my death, that sh*t was funny.
2013-11-15 09:16:49 AM  
1 vote:
Taken 3: From Behind

If there's anything Eastern Europeans hate more than being maimed, being killed or watching a family member being killed, it's being sodomized.

"I don't know who you are, but I have a ball gag and a prickly pear cock snap-on, and I will find you and I will anally rape you."
2013-11-15 08:54:36 AM  
1 vote:
These cats will be ecstatic!

imageshack.us

/Leeum Neesons son!
2013-11-15 08:12:21 AM  
1 vote:
I was willing to suspend belief for the second one, but really I cannot suspend it here.

No family has that shiatty of luck unless you're the Griswolds
2013-11-15 07:47:46 AM  
1 vote:

FullMetalPanda: Dr.Zom: Taken was no great shakes but Taken 2 was MST3K level awful. Worst. Fight scenes. Ever.

Was it like the James Bond fight scenes where they just sped things up?


No, just edited by Cuisinart. "What's he doing? Is that an elbow? An ankle? Why is that guy dead? Is Liam even in this scene?"
2013-11-15 07:40:10 AM  
1 vote:
Is Maggie Grace still playing a teenager ?  Will non-descript Eastern Europeans keep harassing his ex-wife and daughter ?  Will Leland Orser still be sitting right next to his phone 24-7 waiting to be a Macguffin in an emergency ?  So many questions left unanswered ...
2013-11-15 07:35:35 AM  
1 vote:
Taken 3: OK, You Know What? Maybe You're Just Not That Good at Protecting People.
2013-11-15 07:31:50 AM  
1 vote:

FullMetalPanda: coscausticevil: FullMetalPanda: coscausticevil: Alphax: I could be wrong, but I think most people don't have a close family member kidnapped even once, let alone 3 times.

ah, Charles Bronson had it worse.

wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Wish_(film_series)

i think the only reason there was no Death Wish 6 was because by that point every single person he had ever know or loved had been murdered and raped by various street punk and mobsters.

They could have raped him in prison setting up for a spree killing in prison against the prison gangs...

You sir need to work for Hollywood. I don't doubt some dumbass studio head would approve that.

My sequel to Starship Troopers would have just been Denise Richards and any hot babes they could get to walk around naked the entire movie with maybe five minutes of actual fighting.

The reason is the bugs would have developed a cock bug and the ladies had to fark the bugs to death.  Since they were so many bugs they had to use all their orifices to "fight" the bugs.


you reply to me twice, and one's about prison rape,  the other about cock bugs in every orifice. you're one sick puppy.

/i like it
2013-11-15 07:14:54 AM  
1 vote:

FullMetalPanda: coscausticevil: FullMetalPanda: coscausticevil: Alphax: I could be wrong, but I think most people don't have a close family member kidnapped even once, let alone 3 times.

ah, Charles Bronson had it worse.

wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Wish_(film_series)

i think the only reason there was no Death Wish 6 was because by that point every single person he had ever know or loved had been murdered and raped by various street punk and mobsters.

They could have raped him in prison setting up for a spree killing in prison against the prison gangs...

You sir need to work for Hollywood. I don't doubt some dumbass studio head would approve that.

My sequel to Starship Troopers would have just been Denise Richards and any hot babes they could get to walk around naked the entire movie with maybe five minutes of actual fighting.

The reason is the bugs would have developed a cock bug and the ladies had to fark the bugs to death.  Since they were so many bugs they had to use all their orifices to "fight" the bugs.


'It's fighting back, ride harder, ladies!'
2013-11-15 07:12:44 AM  
1 vote:

coscausticevil: FullMetalPanda: coscausticevil: Alphax: I could be wrong, but I think most people don't have a close family member kidnapped even once, let alone 3 times.

ah, Charles Bronson had it worse.

wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Wish_(film_series)

i think the only reason there was no Death Wish 6 was because by that point every single person he had ever know or loved had been murdered and raped by various street punk and mobsters.

They could have raped him in prison setting up for a spree killing in prison against the prison gangs...

You sir need to work for Hollywood. I don't doubt some dumbass studio head would approve that.


My sequel to Starship Troopers would have just been Denise Richards and any hot babes they could get to walk around naked the entire movie with maybe five minutes of actual fighting.

The reason is the bugs would have developed a cock bug and the ladies had to fark the bugs to death.  Since they were so many bugs they had to use all their orifices to "fight" the bugs.
2013-11-15 05:13:28 AM  
1 vote:
Taken 3: Take It or Leave It
2013-11-15 04:10:31 AM  
1 vote:
That's about what it would take to make me watch it.
 
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