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(MTV)   Liam Neeson will get $20 million for Taken 3: The Takening Continues   ( divider line
    More: Stupid, Liam Neeson, action series, paychecks, Johnny Depp  
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1459 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 15 Nov 2013 at 3:45 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-11-15 10:21:17 AM  
2 votes:
It'll probably spelled like this: TAK3N
2013-11-15 11:10:00 AM  
1 vote:
Can we just make another Darkman instead?
2013-11-15 09:31:39 AM  
1 vote:

cryinoutloud: I don't think Mr Neeson gives a fark what kind of movies he makes anymore. All he seems to be doing is making a fortune for his kids and trying to get over his wife.

You'd think they could live on the money they save not going on skiing trips any more.
2013-11-15 09:20:28 AM  
1 vote:

coeyagi: Taken 3: From Behind

Ok, regardless of how many times you've called for my death, that sh*t was funny.
2013-11-15 07:58:26 AM  
1 vote:

FullMetalPanda: Could someone please post the exchange of Liam saying he's going to kill a dog that answered the phone?  I love that one.

As you wish -
2013-11-15 07:12:44 AM  
1 vote:

coscausticevil: FullMetalPanda: coscausticevil: Alphax: I could be wrong, but I think most people don't have a close family member kidnapped even once, let alone 3 times.

ah, Charles Bronson had it worse.

i think the only reason there was no Death Wish 6 was because by that point every single person he had ever know or loved had been murdered and raped by various street punk and mobsters.

They could have raped him in prison setting up for a spree killing in prison against the prison gangs...

You sir need to work for Hollywood. I don't doubt some dumbass studio head would approve that.

My sequel to Starship Troopers would have just been Denise Richards and any hot babes they could get to walk around naked the entire movie with maybe five minutes of actual fighting.

The reason is the bugs would have developed a cock bug and the ladies had to fark the bugs to death.  Since they were so many bugs they had to use all their orifices to "fight" the bugs.
2013-11-15 06:30:59 AM  
1 vote:
Why shouldn't he be justly compensated for his particular set of skills?
2013-11-15 05:13:28 AM  
1 vote:
Taken 3: Take It or Leave It
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