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(MTV)   Liam Neeson will get $20 million for Taken 3: The Takening Continues   (mtv.com) divider line 101
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2013-11-15 09:07:58 AM  
I liked Taken except for Maggie Grace's trying-way-too-hard-to-act-like-a-teenager acting. In Taken 2 she dialed it way back which was a relief.
 
2013-11-15 09:09:25 AM  
I don't think Mr Neeson gives a fark what kind of movies he makes anymore. All he seems to be doing is making a fortune for his kids and trying to get over his wife.
 
2013-11-15 09:16:49 AM  
Taken 3: From Behind

If there's anything Eastern Europeans hate more than being maimed, being killed or watching a family member being killed, it's being sodomized.

"I don't know who you are, but I have a ball gag and a prickly pear cock snap-on, and I will find you and I will anally rape you."
 
2013-11-15 09:19:16 AM  

cryinoutloud: I don't think Mr Neeson gives a fark what kind of movies he makes anymore. All he seems to be doing is making a fortune for his kids and trying to get over his wife.


Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon should just be 2 degrees of Liam Neeson.  Is there anyone who hasn't been in a movie with him in the past decade? I am beginning to think his agent has all email messages with the subject "Script for Liam Neeson..." autoforwarded to him.
 
2013-11-15 09:20:28 AM  

coeyagi: Taken 3: From Behind


Ok, regardless of how many times you've called for my death, that sh*t was funny.
 
2013-11-15 09:23:02 AM  

coeyagi: cryinoutloud: I don't think Mr Neeson gives a fark what kind of movies he makes anymore. All he seems to be doing is making a fortune for his kids and trying to get over his wife.

Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon should just be 2 degrees of Liam Neeson.  Is there anyone who hasn't been in a movie with him in the past decade? I am beginning to think his agent has all email messages with the subject "Script for Liam Neeson..." autoforwarded to him.


No, no - you're getting confused with Nick Cage's agent.

/Neeson is a close second, though, I'll give you that
 
2013-11-15 09:23:33 AM  

The Muthaship: coeyagi: Taken 3: From Behind

Ok, regardless of how many times you've called for my death, that sh*t was funny.


It's Fark.  Words get heated.  Then we rediscover beer in the frig.
 
2013-11-15 09:31:39 AM  

cryinoutloud: I don't think Mr Neeson gives a fark what kind of movies he makes anymore. All he seems to be doing is making a fortune for his kids and trying to get over his wife.


You'd think they could live on the money they save not going on skiing trips any more.
 
2013-11-15 09:37:17 AM  
THE THROAT CHOP TRILOGY!
 
2013-11-15 09:38:02 AM  
I think it's time for a staycation, Liam.
 
2013-11-15 09:39:25 AM  
Next of Kin was on TV the other night. Now that's a Liam Neeson movie.
 
2013-11-15 09:42:51 AM  

EyeballKid: cryinoutloud: I don't think Mr Neeson gives a fark what kind of movies he makes anymore. All he seems to be doing is making a fortune for his kids and trying to get over his wife.

You'd think they could live on the money they save not going on skiing trips any more.


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2013-11-15 09:47:41 AM  
he needs to listen to this song
 
crunchyfrugalista.com
 
2013-11-15 10:02:15 AM  

coeyagi: Taken 3: From Behind

If there's anything Eastern Europeans hate more than being maimed, being killed or watching a family member being killed, it's being sodomized.

"I don't know who you are, but I have a ball gag and a prickly pear cock snap-on, and I will find you and I will anally rape you."


Rumor has it that Liam Neeson has a huge cock.
 
2013-11-15 10:05:16 AM  

batlock666: coeyagi: Taken 3: From Behind

If there's anything Eastern Europeans hate more than being maimed, being killed or watching a family member being killed, it's being sodomized.

"I don't know who you are, but I have a ball gag and a prickly pear cock snap-on, and I will find you and I will anally rape you."

Rumor has it that Liam Neeson has a huge cock.


In Les Miserables when he was using that sledge hammer to smash that rock?  The sledge hammer was actually his cock.
 
2013-11-15 10:14:58 AM  

JeffKochosky: C'mon, guys... we can do better than "The Takening Continues"

Taken 3: Took
Taken 3: Taken to a Whole New Level
Taken 3: Take It, Take It, Yeah... You Like That, Don't You...
Taken 3: Taken Hard with a Vengeance
Taken 3: Season of the Witch
Three Men and a Taken

/You know, how if you keep saying the same word over and over again, it starts to just sound wrong...
//It's getting to that point
///Taken 3 - SLASHIES!


Taken 3: More Takener
 
2013-11-15 10:21:12 AM  

magic_patch: JeffKochosky: C'mon, guys... we can do better than "The Takening Continues"

Taken 3: Took
Taken 3: Taken to a Whole New Level
Taken 3: Take It, Take It, Yeah... You Like That, Don't You...
Taken 3: Taken Hard with a Vengeance
Taken 3: Season of the Witch
Three Men and a Taken

/You know, how if you keep saying the same word over and over again, it starts to just sound wrong...
//It's getting to that point
///Taken 3 - SLASHIES!

Taken 3: More Takener


No... "More" would have been suitable for #2...

Taken 3: The Takenest Take to Ever Take a Taken
(With a Very Particular Set of Skills)
 
2013-11-15 10:21:17 AM  
It'll probably spelled like this: TAK3N
 
2013-11-15 10:26:25 AM  
The third movie is going to be about how the events of the first two movie were all in the mind of a delusional postal worker in a hospital for mental fatigue...now he is being taken for more extreme treatment at a mental institution in They're Coming To Taken Me Away, Ha Ha where we get a action comedy costarring Chris Tucker as his imaginary sidekick.
 
2013-11-15 10:35:16 AM  
So that's like, $5 million after federal and state withholdings?
 
2013-11-15 10:45:20 AM  
I don't know who you are but I will find you and I will take your money.
 
2013-11-15 10:52:45 AM  

JeffKochosky: magic_patch: JeffKochosky: C'mon, guys... we can do better than "The Takening Continues"

Taken 3: Took
Taken 3: Taken to a Whole New Level
Taken 3: Take It, Take It, Yeah... You Like That, Don't You...
Taken 3: Taken Hard with a Vengeance
Taken 3: Season of the Witch
Three Men and a Taken

/You know, how if you keep saying the same word over and over again, it starts to just sound wrong...
//It's getting to that point
///Taken 3 - SLASHIES!

Taken 3: More Takener

No... "More" would have been suitable for #2...

Taken 3: The Takenest Take to Ever Take a Taken
(With a Very Particular Set of Skills)


Taken Out
Taken It To The Bank/House/Streets
Taken Not Stirred
Take & Bake
Kentucky Fried Taken
Lord of the Taken
Taken In Space
The Great Taken Caper
Freebie & The Taken
Death Taken
Taken The Takarian
Taken the 13th Part 8 : Taken Takes Manhattan
 
2013-11-15 11:06:50 AM  
Taken 3: The Most Takenist
 
2013-11-15 11:08:40 AM  
Taken: To the Cl3aners.
 
2013-11-15 11:10:00 AM  
Can we just make another Darkman instead?
 
2013-11-15 11:18:57 AM  
WTF? Liam Neeson is 61 yrs old? Dang
 
2013-11-15 11:24:02 AM  
Even for schlocky B-movie thrillers, I find myself bored to death with the Taken movies.  Poorly-edited, digital-ugly Bourne ripoffs and the family scenes just make me farking cringe.
 
2013-11-15 11:25:57 AM  
Let's go the other way. May I present:

GIVEN - The comedic story of how a (hot) girl and her stupid dog are dropped off at Bryan Mills' house; now he will stop at nothing to get her back...away.
 
2013-11-15 11:39:25 AM  

Primitive Screwhead: JeffKochosky: magic_patch: JeffKochosky: C'mon, guys... we can do better than "The Takening Continues"

Taken 3: Took
Taken 3: Taken to a Whole New Level
Taken 3: Take It, Take It, Yeah... You Like That, Don't You...
Taken 3: Taken Hard with a Vengeance
Taken 3: Season of the Witch
Three Men and a Taken

/You know, how if you keep saying the same word over and over again, it starts to just sound wrong...
//It's getting to that point
///Taken 3 - SLASHIES!

Taken 3: More Takener

No... "More" would have been suitable for #2...

Taken 3: The Takenest Take to Ever Take a Taken
(With a Very Particular Set of Skills)

Taken Out
Taken It To The Bank/House/Streets
Taken Not Stirred
Take & Bake
Kentucky Fried Taken
Lord of the Taken
Taken In Space
The Great Taken Caper
Freebie & The Taken
Death Taken
Taken The Takarian
Taken the 13th Part 8 : Taken Takes Manhattan


Taken 3: You know what? Just keep her this time.
 
2013-11-15 11:42:00 AM  

cards fan by association: So that's like, $5 million after federal and state withholdings?


That is what they mean by "taken"
 
2013-11-15 11:43:11 AM  

coeyagi: Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon should just be 2 degrees of Liam Neeson. Is there anyone who hasn't been in a movie with him in the past decade? I am beginning to think his agent has all email messages with the subject "Script for Liam Neeson..." autoforwarded to him.


The thing is Neeson was in a movie with Samuel L. Jackson, who is everything.
 
2013-11-15 11:45:45 AM  
maybe turn it into a gamer sword movie?

Taken:Tekken

\\ or vice-versa
\ I'm easy.
 
2013-11-15 11:50:13 AM  
I should have just said gamer . . . swords was from different game

\\ I am a disappoint
 
2013-11-15 11:50:48 AM  
In this one the ticket-buying audience gets taken.
 
2013-11-15 12:00:52 PM  
Taken 3: Weekend at Brian's

Plot:  Brian Mills dies unexpectedly due to a coronary, stroke, or too much tequila.. but nobody is around to see him die.  Cue the bad guys, who while trying to kidnap him, realize he's gone from the back of their van.  Unbeknownst to them, he fell out the back while they were driving on to the hood of a following car.  When they finially look out the back, they see him posed on said hood - his eyes have come open, so they think he's looking at them.  Both angry and scared, they pull their guns and start shooting, but he doesn't flinch and keeps looking at them.  "Why won't he die!?!?!"

... or something like that.
 
2013-11-15 12:35:32 PM  
Came here for Key and Peele.
 
2013-11-15 12:51:18 PM  
Taken 3:  The Takenator

Liam Neeson is retrofitted with high tech cyborg implants.  He departs on a three month killing spree in order to find his family, whom has been takenated by a Dr. No-like paramilitary force.  Cyborg Liam Neeson must invade their volcano fortress (blowing a hole in the side of the volcano with his back-mounted jetpack/missile launcher) and quash the entire army with his compliment of superweaponry (includes lasers).

Little does he know, the evil henchman in charge has also been cyborged up, and the film climaxes with a brutal fight scene taking place on a rickety platform over the villian's obligatory shark tank.  Liam punches through the villian's chest, rips out his heart, and drops it into the shark tank to be devoured.

He then decides he's sick of chasing his god damn family around and drops them into the shark tank as well.
 
2013-11-15 12:53:08 PM  

Dr.Zom: FullMetalPanda: Dr.Zom: Taken was no great shakes but Taken 2 was MST3K level awful. Worst. Fight scenes. Ever.

Was it like the James Bond fight scenes where they just sped things up?

No, just edited by Cuisinart. "What's he doing? Is that an elbow? An ankle? Why is that guy dead? Is Liam even in this scene?"


The car chase was like that, too.  I now know what epileptic seizures feel like thanks to this movie.
 
2013-11-15 12:54:23 PM  

roflmaonow: WTF? Liam Neeson is 61 yrs old? Dang


Taken: To the nursing home
 
2013-11-15 01:03:21 PM  
Can we get more shots of Maggie Grace running like a retard?
 
2013-11-15 01:27:57 PM  
Is it just me, or was there not very much "taking" going on in Taken 2?  It mostly seemed like "taken, then retried after a brief incarceration, then lots and lots of running through narrow streets."

If they continue the trend, Taken 3 will be five minutes of one of his family members trapped in the bathroom when the lock gets stuck, followed by an hour and a half of running fights through a DC area shopping mall.
 
2013-11-15 01:30:46 PM  
TAK3N

That's how it will be spelled on the poster, book it, done.
 
2013-11-15 01:42:56 PM  

Flappyhead: TAK3N

That's how it will be spelled on the poster, book it, done.


Followed, of course by... wait for it...

T4KEN
 
2013-11-15 01:50:55 PM  
Taken 3: Really, guys?

Taken 3: Not this shiat again.

Taken 3: Christ, just keep her.

Taken 3: Why don't you just shoot her and save us all the trouble?

Taken 3: I'm starting to think you guys have trouble getting dates.

Taken 3: Oh, what a surprise.  I never saw THIS coming.

Taken 3: Haven't I killed all you bastards yet?

Taken 3: Jesus Christ, you guys are one-note Johnnys!

Taken 3: Ever consider blackmail?  Assassination?  Stamp collecting?

Taken 3: This time, Liam Neeson is taken, and the untrained women have to save him!

Taken 3: This time, the movie-goer gets taken, ifyouknowwhatimean.
 
2013-11-15 02:28:51 PM  
I think the only ones who will get "taken" are the rubes stupid enough to pay money for this.
 
2013-11-15 02:36:19 PM  
no wonder ticket prices are so high, $20 mil salary, I am OUTRAGED
 
2013-11-15 03:07:29 PM  

cards fan by association: So that's like, $5 million after federal and state withholdings?


If you're retarded and don't spend at least 100K/year on a tax lawyer, yes.
 
2013-11-15 04:24:05 PM  
How awesome would it be if Liam Neeson and Super Mario switched mediums? You'd have an Italian stereotype hurling fireballs at secret agents and a giant Irish boxer smacking Bowser in the neck with a serving tray and torturing Koopas.

/Admittedly I've only seen the first Taken. But that was enough to fear Neeson breaking down my door cuz he got the wrong house.
 
2013-11-15 04:51:38 PM  

Flint Ironstag: the_celt: Only if Maggie Grace is in it will I even bother.

/why, yes I am too old for her and I don't care
//she was extremely hot in Californication
///three slashies

I watched Faster, with The Rock, and she's in that. Not a bad film, and she spends most of her time in it in her underwear.

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Hmmm... off to Netflix it is.
Thanks!
 
2013-11-15 07:12:50 PM  

the_celt: Flint Ironstag: the_celt: Only if Maggie Grace is in it will I even bother.

/why, yes I am too old for her and I don't care
//she was extremely hot in Californication
///three slashies

I watched Faster, with The Rock, and she's in that. Not a bad film, and she spends most of her time in it in her underwear.

[img809.imageshack.us image 280x640]

Hmmm... off to Netflix it is.
Thanks!


She's not in it a huge amount, but it's still a decent movie. Someone once said it was a male Kill Bill and I can see what they meant.
 
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