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2013-11-15 01:16:16 AM  
I was a big fan of the first one, but he was noticeably slower in the second one and the stuntman shots were very obvious.  I'm afraid a third one might have him in a walker and just ruin the whole concept for me.
 
2013-11-15 03:59:48 AM  
It will be awful beyond belief. Megataken vs. Takenado. What do you say I take you home and use my special skills on your pussy. It's Taken Day! They're taking her...and then they're gonna take me! OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
 
2013-11-15 04:01:11 AM  
I could be wrong, but I think most people don't have a close family member kidnapped even once, let alone 3 times.
 
2013-11-15 04:03:46 AM  
But will Bruce willie be in it?
 
2013-11-15 04:08:17 AM  

Alphax: I could be wrong, but I think most people don't have a close family member kidnapped even once, let alone 3 times.


And not by the same terrorist...
 
2013-11-15 04:10:31 AM  
That's about what it would take to make me watch it.
 
2013-11-15 04:20:00 AM  

you are a puppet: It will be awful beyond belief. Megataken vs. Takenado. What do you say I take you home and use my special skills on your pussy. It's Taken Day! They're taking her...and then they're gonna take me! OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


Ok, this post was awesome.
 
2013-11-15 05:07:14 AM  
Take that, take that!!

/I got nothing
 
2013-11-15 05:13:28 AM  
Taken 3: Take It or Leave It
 
2013-11-15 05:20:49 AM  
Taken was no great shakes but Taken 2 was MST3K level awful. Worst. Fight scenes. Ever.
 
2013-11-15 05:26:43 AM  

Alphax: I could be wrong, but I think most people don't have a close family member kidnapped even once, let alone 3 times.


ah, Charles Bronson had it worse.

wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Wish_(film_series)

i think the only reason there was no Death Wish 6 was because by that point every single person he had ever know or loved had been murdered and raped by various street punk and mobsters.
 
2013-11-15 05:27:13 AM  

Dr.Zom: Taken was no great shakes but Taken 2 was MST3K level awful. Worst. Fight scenes. Ever.


Was it like the James Bond fight scenes where they just sped things up?
 
2013-11-15 05:32:16 AM  

coscausticevil: Alphax: I could be wrong, but I think most people don't have a close family member kidnapped even once, let alone 3 times.

ah, Charles Bronson had it worse.

wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Wish_(film_series)

i think the only reason there was no Death Wish 6 was because by that point every single person he had ever know or loved had been murdered and raped by various street punk and mobsters.


They could have raped him in prison setting up for a spree killing in prison against the prison gangs...
 
2013-11-15 05:33:26 AM  
Only if Maggie Grace is in it will I even bother.

/why, yes I am too old for her and I don't care
//she was extremely hot in Californication
///three slashies
 
2013-11-15 05:45:29 AM  

FullMetalPanda: coscausticevil: Alphax: I could be wrong, but I think most people don't have a close family member kidnapped even once, let alone 3 times.

ah, Charles Bronson had it worse.

wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Wish_(film_series)

i think the only reason there was no Death Wish 6 was because by that point every single person he had ever know or loved had been murdered and raped by various street punk and mobsters.

They could have raped him in prison setting up for a spree killing in prison against the prison gangs...


You sir need to work for Hollywood. I don't doubt some dumbass studio head would approve that.
 
2013-11-15 05:53:44 AM  
Jesus, if they want to kidnap her so bad just let them have her.
 
2013-11-15 06:30:59 AM  
Why shouldn't he be justly compensated for his particular set of skills?
 
2013-11-15 06:52:42 AM  
I see Hollywood's excellent track record in producing new, innovative, and creative works will continue unabated.
 
2013-11-15 07:12:44 AM  

coscausticevil: FullMetalPanda: coscausticevil: Alphax: I could be wrong, but I think most people don't have a close family member kidnapped even once, let alone 3 times.

ah, Charles Bronson had it worse.

wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Wish_(film_series)

i think the only reason there was no Death Wish 6 was because by that point every single person he had ever know or loved had been murdered and raped by various street punk and mobsters.

They could have raped him in prison setting up for a spree killing in prison against the prison gangs...

You sir need to work for Hollywood. I don't doubt some dumbass studio head would approve that.


My sequel to Starship Troopers would have just been Denise Richards and any hot babes they could get to walk around naked the entire movie with maybe five minutes of actual fighting.

The reason is the bugs would have developed a cock bug and the ladies had to fark the bugs to death.  Since they were so many bugs they had to use all their orifices to "fight" the bugs.
 
2013-11-15 07:14:54 AM  

FullMetalPanda: coscausticevil: FullMetalPanda: coscausticevil: Alphax: I could be wrong, but I think most people don't have a close family member kidnapped even once, let alone 3 times.

ah, Charles Bronson had it worse.

wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Wish_(film_series)

i think the only reason there was no Death Wish 6 was because by that point every single person he had ever know or loved had been murdered and raped by various street punk and mobsters.

They could have raped him in prison setting up for a spree killing in prison against the prison gangs...

You sir need to work for Hollywood. I don't doubt some dumbass studio head would approve that.

My sequel to Starship Troopers would have just been Denise Richards and any hot babes they could get to walk around naked the entire movie with maybe five minutes of actual fighting.

The reason is the bugs would have developed a cock bug and the ladies had to fark the bugs to death.  Since they were so many bugs they had to use all their orifices to "fight" the bugs.


'It's fighting back, ride harder, ladies!'
 
2013-11-15 07:15:14 AM  
I hope this is the one where he lets the kidnappers keep his shrew of an ex-wife and ingrate b*tch of a daughter.

Taken: No Givebacks
 
2013-11-15 07:15:23 AM  
And here I am, trying to get someone to kidnap my rugrats.  What am I doing wrong?
 
2013-11-15 07:28:01 AM  
His daughter should be dragged into the woods by the wolves from the Grey
 
2013-11-15 07:31:50 AM  

FullMetalPanda: coscausticevil: FullMetalPanda: coscausticevil: Alphax: I could be wrong, but I think most people don't have a close family member kidnapped even once, let alone 3 times.

ah, Charles Bronson had it worse.

wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Wish_(film_series)

i think the only reason there was no Death Wish 6 was because by that point every single person he had ever know or loved had been murdered and raped by various street punk and mobsters.

They could have raped him in prison setting up for a spree killing in prison against the prison gangs...

You sir need to work for Hollywood. I don't doubt some dumbass studio head would approve that.

My sequel to Starship Troopers would have just been Denise Richards and any hot babes they could get to walk around naked the entire movie with maybe five minutes of actual fighting.

The reason is the bugs would have developed a cock bug and the ladies had to fark the bugs to death.  Since they were so many bugs they had to use all their orifices to "fight" the bugs.


you reply to me twice, and one's about prison rape,  the other about cock bugs in every orifice. you're one sick puppy.

/i like it
 
2013-11-15 07:33:17 AM  
I think I have it figured out on how the will prolong this...
daughter will be gang raped and impregnated...

Then when the baby is born, each the gang rapers will take turns kidnapping the baby only to find out it's not their kid.  And Liam will of course rescue the baby each time in his wheelchair outfitted like that one crap movie with the guy from Airwolf.  That chair that shoots darts or some crap.

You can easily get 3 or 4 movies out of that alone
 
2013-11-15 07:34:46 AM  

FullMetalPanda: daughter will be gang raped and impregnated


The most unbelievable part of the first movie was that a chick that hot and dumb was a virgin.
 
2013-11-15 07:35:35 AM  
Taken 3: OK, You Know What? Maybe You're Just Not That Good at Protecting People.
 
2013-11-15 07:40:10 AM  
Is Maggie Grace still playing a teenager ?  Will non-descript Eastern Europeans keep harassing his ex-wife and daughter ?  Will Leland Orser still be sitting right next to his phone 24-7 waiting to be a Macguffin in an emergency ?  So many questions left unanswered ...
 
2013-11-15 07:42:23 AM  

The Muthaship: FullMetalPanda: daughter will be gang raped and impregnated

The most unbelievable part of the first movie was that a chick that hot and dumb was a virgin.


Virgins were worth more for the auctions to the arabs.   Or do you mean leading up the kidnapping?  It's a movie... or a wizard did it.
 
2013-11-15 07:45:17 AM  
You know what? I'd go see it. Because fark ya, Liam Neeson, that's why.

Although spare me 30 year old Maggie Grace pretending to be 19.
 
2013-11-15 07:45:22 AM  
I didn't like the first one and never bothered with the second. I just don't find Liam Neeson believable as a tough guy.
 
2013-11-15 07:45:27 AM  

FullMetalPanda: Virgins were worth more for the auctions to the arabs.


Sure, I understand that.

FullMetalPanda: Or do you mean leading up to the kidnapping?


Yep.

FullMetalPanda: It's a movie... or a wizard did it.


And I'm lost.
 
2013-11-15 07:47:46 AM  

FullMetalPanda: Dr.Zom: Taken was no great shakes but Taken 2 was MST3K level awful. Worst. Fight scenes. Ever.

Was it like the James Bond fight scenes where they just sped things up?


No, just edited by Cuisinart. "What's he doing? Is that an elbow? An ankle? Why is that guy dead? Is Liam even in this scene?"
 
2013-11-15 07:48:11 AM  
By now I should probably know who you are and what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long string of movies.
 
2013-11-15 07:52:39 AM  
Could someone please post the exchange of Liam saying he's going to kill a dog that answered the phone?  I love that one.
 
2013-11-15 07:56:57 AM  
Omg. This thread has me lololololol'ing way too hard on a Friday morning in Cubicleville

i732.photobucket.com

/Taken 3: Take Harder
 
2013-11-15 07:58:26 AM  

FullMetalPanda: Could someone please post the exchange of Liam saying he's going to kill a dog that answered the phone?  I love that one.


As you wish -

dailypicksandflicks.com
 
2013-11-15 08:08:41 AM  

Kentucky Fried Children: FullMetalPanda: Could someone please post the exchange of Liam saying he's going to kill a dog that answered the phone?  I love that one.

As you wish -

[dailypicksandflicks.com image 600x1110]


Thank you!

See, Taken 4: The Takening

easily a prequel of how he developed his special set of skills
 
2013-11-15 08:12:21 AM  
I was willing to suspend belief for the second one, but really I cannot suspend it here.

No family has that shiatty of luck unless you're the Griswolds
 
2013-11-15 08:13:47 AM  
FFS. Who gets nabbed now? One of his CIA buddies? His daughter's ex? His born-out-of-wedlock grandchild?
 
2013-11-15 08:26:28 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: I was willing to suspend belief for the second one, but really I cannot suspend it here.

No family has that shiatty of luck unless you're the Griswolds


or the McClanes
 
2013-11-15 08:32:27 AM  
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Taken 3: Back For Good
 
2013-11-15 08:34:07 AM  
C'mon, guys... we can do better than "The Takening Continues"

Taken 3: Took
Taken 3: Taken to a Whole New Level
Taken 3: Take It, Take It, Yeah... You Like That, Don't You...
Taken 3: Taken Hard with a Vengeance
Taken 3: Season of the Witch
Three Men and a Taken

/You know, how if you keep saying the same word over and over again, it starts to just sound wrong...
//It's getting to that point
///Taken 3 - SLASHIES!
 
2013-11-15 08:42:48 AM  

Primitive Screwhead: IdBeCrazyIf: I was willing to suspend belief for the second one, but really I cannot suspend it here.

No family has that shiatty of luck unless you're the Griswolds

or the McClanes


lulz
 
2013-11-15 08:43:02 AM  

SecretAgentWoman: You know what? I'd go see it. Because fark ya, Liam Neeson, that's why.


EXACTLY!  Does it really matter what the movie is about?  I get this for two hours.

cafeconfilm.com
 
2013-11-15 08:48:53 AM  

the_celt: Only if Maggie Grace is in it will I even bother.

/why, yes I am too old for her and I don't care
//she was extremely hot in Californication
///three slashies


I watched Faster, with The Rock, and she's in that. Not a bad film, and she spends most of her time in it in her underwear.

img809.imageshack.us
 
2013-11-15 08:54:36 AM  
These cats will be ecstatic!

imageshack.us

/Leeum Neesons son!
 
2013-11-15 08:55:47 AM  
I just watched taken a couple of weeks ago and I was blissfully un aware they had made a second one now I know that there is a third!?!.

Subby should feel bad
 
2013-11-15 08:58:53 AM  

FullMetalPanda: I think I have it figured out on how the will prolong this...
daughter will be gang raped and impregnated...

Then when the baby is born, each the gang rapers will take turns kidnapping the baby only to find out it's not their kid.  And Liam will of course rescue the baby each time in his wheelchair outfitted like that one crap movie with the guy from Airwolf.  That chair that shoots darts or some crap.

You can easily get 3 or 4 movies out of that alone


Sounds like someone leaked the plot for the next hangover movie already
 
2013-11-15 09:02:44 AM  
Good luck
 
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