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(Daily Star)   Woman makes her partner take a lie detector test every time he leaves the house, to prove he's been faithful. She also checks his phone, email accounts and bank statements several times a day. Yeah, she's totally worth it (w/pics)   ( dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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2013-11-15 04:40:31 AM  
23 votes:

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Its like someone drew a big frown on the Kool-Aid man.


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2013-11-15 04:01:32 AM  
23 votes:
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Its like someone drew a big frown on the Kool-Aid man.
2013-11-15 12:05:07 AM  
16 votes:
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Thought he looked familiar...
2013-11-14 11:00:56 PM  
16 votes:
Looks like she doesn't trust him with any of the food in the house, either..
2013-11-14 09:46:48 PM  
9 votes:
It must be tough when he goes out on tour with Arcade Fire.
2013-11-15 12:09:30 AM  
8 votes:
New theory:

This woman is actually an animorph and spends most of her time as grumpy cat.

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2013-11-15 04:42:42 AM  
7 votes:

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2013-11-15 04:04:32 AM  
7 votes:

Gordon Bennett: Ringshadow: Keeping in mind it's DailyFail...

This isn't the Daily Mail. It's the Daily Star, one of our proud red top tabloids published for people who lack the class and sophistication of Daily Mail readers. No, really.


Or if that isn't clear, let me explain in terms of "Keeping up Appearances."

Daily Mail:
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2013-11-14 10:28:00 PM  
7 votes:
Her face looks like an abused potato
2013-11-15 03:10:21 AM  
6 votes:
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2013-11-15 04:40:13 AM  
5 votes:
I'm guessing he's been the one making her sammiches?

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Saw one of these that said, "I wanted to spend Mother's day with you, so I kiled your mom!"  Couldn't see it at work.
2013-11-15 12:00:27 AM  
5 votes:
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God help the poor spawn that becomes as the result of this union.

2013-11-14 10:35:50 PM  
4 votes:

Ambivalence: She is going to stab him in his sleep.


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2013-11-14 09:55:55 PM  
4 votes:
Can we retire the "smoking hot" meme? I don't think this one can be topped.
2013-11-15 07:15:40 AM  
3 votes:

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Its like someone drew a big frown on the Kool-Aid man.


It's looks like a Sesame Street skit to act out what the number 10 looks like.
2013-11-15 04:19:12 AM  
3 votes:

TwistedIvory: Something smells like baloney there.


Her breath, farts and vagina.
2013-11-15 03:55:19 AM  
3 votes:

Ringshadow: Keeping in mind it's DailyFail...


This isn't the Daily Mail. It's the Daily Star, one of our proud red top tabloids published for people who lack the class and sophistication of Daily Mail readers. No, really.
2013-11-15 03:08:39 AM  
3 votes:
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2013-11-15 01:21:37 AM  
3 votes:
Dear, I think you have proof that he's not cheating on you. Because, if he was, you would never see his ass again.

Dude... cheat on her. Leave, run, now... trust me on this.
2013-11-14 10:33:02 PM  
3 votes:
She is going to stab him in his sleep.

Remember, I called it.
2013-11-14 09:41:07 PM  
3 votes:
Kind of surprised it wasn't my ex.
2013-11-15 10:41:55 AM  
2 votes:
Her name is Robert Paulson.  Her name is Robert Paulson

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2013-11-15 09:09:09 AM  
2 votes:
Damn, Abbath has really let himself go.
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2013-11-15 07:36:57 AM  
2 votes:
That's some weapons-grade ugly right there. She's right to be jealous. I bet every sock in their house can stand up on its own.
2013-11-15 07:35:54 AM  
2 votes:
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Not

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Even

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Remotely

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Worth it
2013-11-15 06:39:27 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-11-15 06:34:30 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-11-15 06:00:19 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-11-15 05:51:13 AM  
2 votes:
I'd like to see him take a lie detector test that he's really hitting that hideous beast or not.
2013-11-15 04:40:54 AM  
2 votes:
If I were him, I'd start slipping some anti-psychotics into her morning gallon of butter. Also, didn't one of the characters in 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest' suffer from morbid jealousy? I thought it was silly then too.
2013-11-15 01:13:18 AM  
2 votes:
OH HOLY MOTHER OF GOD

It's better to just not get laid than to have to look at that dour mug for longer than cursory public interactions.
2013-11-15 12:08:32 AM  
2 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: How does anyone - male or female - not run in the other direction when their partner displays behavior like this?


You've obviously never tried to get laid while having this face/hair:

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2013-11-15 12:01:38 AM  
2 votes:
Also, it's a travesty that two people who are obviously working so hard to make their relationship work are forced by the press to expose their suffering to their world. One can only pine for a society where reporters didn't randomly show up at your door and despite your best efforts drag your most intimate struggles and hardships into the hard, cold scrutiny of the world.
2013-11-15 12:00:05 AM  
2 votes:
1) This is pretty much every Maury guest; why is this a big deal?  Don't they have a Maury-equivalent over there where white trash can go to get paid for being insane in public?

2) Why is the dude's t-shirt covered in corporate logos?  Did he actually call up Casio and Renault and ask them if they wanted to sponsor the tabloid article about his farked up girlfriend?
2013-11-15 03:45:36 PM  
1 vote:
"Do you find me attractive?"

"Yes"

(polygraph explodes)
2013-11-15 12:15:45 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-11-15 11:07:37 AM  
1 vote:
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Bigdogdaddy:

Overly Attached Girlfriend is easily the better choice.
2013-11-15 08:02:15 AM  
1 vote:
2013-11-15 07:15:03 AM  
1 vote:

Pugdaddyk: Cormee: What a waste of a vagina

Maybe they could give it to the 19 yr old hottie who doesn't have one.


Naw.  The labia would hang to her knees.
2013-11-15 07:12:07 AM  
1 vote:
Trust me dear, no one, and I mean no one, is trying to take that 'man' away from you.
2013-11-15 07:07:57 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-11-15 07:07:55 AM  
1 vote:
Let's be honest -- is it really body dysmorphic disorder if your body is actually dysmorphic?  I mean, if you score about a 6 on the 10 scale, and you pathologically believe you're a 1, that's BDD.  If you look like an emo wildebeest, that's sorta the disorder itself.
2013-11-15 06:44:12 AM  
1 vote:
That little thing is a polygraph? She should order some x-ray specs and become a radiologist at the same time.
2013-11-15 06:02:52 AM  
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2013-11-15 05:59:04 AM  
1 vote:
I'm convinced 'these people' take $200 payments to accept to be photographed together so the Star can create outlandish stories about them (because some people actually pay to read that garbage).

/nobody could be that f*cking stupid
2013-11-15 05:26:05 AM  
1 vote:
once gain farkers repeat after me " Never stick your dick in crazy,"
2013-11-15 04:29:49 AM  
1 vote:
Nope!

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2013-11-15 04:18:57 AM  
1 vote:

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Its like someone drew a big frown on the Kool-Aid man.


Heh
2013-11-15 04:15:22 AM  
1 vote:
This is what you get when you inbreed to a certain level.
2013-11-15 03:59:26 AM  
1 vote:

Gordon Bennett: Ringshadow: Keeping in mind it's DailyFail...

This isn't the Daily Mail. It's the Daily Star, one of our proud red top tabloids published for people who lack the class and sophistication of Daily Mail readers. No, really.


Oh. Well. I stand corrected. Sorry I misread.
2013-11-15 03:52:55 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-11-15 03:46:49 AM  
1 vote:
Keeping in mind it's DailyFail...

I have a fondness for trash TV as background noise as I internet surf, and to that end I've ended up watching a lot of Steve Wilkos and Maury. If you believe the patterns shown there, people who accuse their partner of cheating are usually cheating.

/the idea of two men sleeping with her willingly boggles the mind but to each their own
2013-11-15 03:11:56 AM  
1 vote:
OH my god wow. Where do they find these people and why are they willing to tell their stories? Oh that's right it's all made up bullshiat. At least the hags on the rags at the newsstand occasionally look good, the English just want to punish us.
2013-11-15 12:21:01 AM  
1 vote:
Is that Weird Al? What happened to his hair?
2013-11-14 11:39:44 PM  
1 vote:
How does anyone - male or female - not run in the other direction when their partner displays behavior like this?  I don't give a shiat if she can help it or not - if she's that crazy, I don't want to be anywhere near her.  Even if she were actually hot.
2013-11-14 10:23:22 PM  
1 vote:
But the 42-year-old doesn't just have a problem with trusting her partner Steve Wood - she is suffering from Othello Syndrome, a psychiatric disorder that causes sufferers to believe their partners have been unfaithful - even if they have no evidence of it.

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard of...

"Now, I won't even let him watch The Weakest Link in case he fancies Anne Robinson but I'm scared he'll have a sneaky look when I'm in another room.

Okay, that does sound like a medical condition.
 
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