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(Daily Star)   Woman makes her partner take a lie detector test every time he leaves the house, to prove he's been faithful. She also checks his phone, email accounts and bank statements several times a day. Yeah, she's totally worth it (w/pics)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 151
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2013-11-15 07:37:44 AM  
Come on, this can't be real. Come on. Stop. Just stop.
 
2013-11-15 07:46:57 AM  
Op is a lieing bastard!
 
2013-11-15 07:47:53 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: Come on, this can't be real.


It can. My second ex ended up mildly like her. She was beautiful when we first met, Two kids later, she developed a food fixation, and packed on a good 75 pounds. Not the sneaky 5 lbs. a year, but more like she got attacked with a bicycle pump, over the course of eight months or so. She also developed the resultant self-image problem due to my failure to remove all the mirrors from the house. My life became a constant routine of having to prove to her that she was still worthy. Problem was- I went from being turned on by her to being turned off.
 
2013-11-15 07:50:08 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Her face looks like an abused potato


I'm on the shiatter and nearly fell off reading that comment. Thanks!
 
2013-11-15 07:52:06 AM  
Wonder how much they got paid to star in this fabrication.
 
2013-11-15 07:56:59 AM  

HAMMERTOE: Tat'dGreaser: Come on, this can't be real.

It can. My second ex ended up mildly like her. She was beautiful when we first met, Two kids later, she developed a food fixation, and packed on a good 75 pounds. Not the sneaky 5 lbs. a year, but more like she got attacked with a bicycle pump, over the course of eight months or so. She also developed the resultant self-image problem due to my failure to remove all the mirrors from the house. My life became a constant routine of having to prove to her that she was still worthy. Problem was- I went from being turned on by her to being turned off.


No I mean the bullsh*t psychological disorder

That and that gigantic woman not eating him for dinner
 
2013-11-15 08:02:07 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: No I mean the bullsh*t psychological disorder


Ok, I get you. Yeah, probably bullsh*t.
 
2013-11-15 08:02:15 AM  
 
2013-11-15 08:05:07 AM  

Krymson Tyde: [i212.photobucket.com image 580x561]


You sully the breed good sir.
 
2013-11-15 08:07:41 AM  
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Not the lie detector test and not the big red blob.
 
2013-11-15 08:14:17 AM  
www.troll.me
 
2013-11-15 08:20:22 AM  

dahmers love zombie: Let's be honest -- is it really body dysmorphic disorder if your body is actually dysmorphic?  I mean, if you score about a 6 on the 10 scale, and you pathologically believe you're a 1, that's BDD.  If you look like an emo wildebeest, that's sorta the disorder itself.


Came here to say this. Its difficult to call it BDD when the woman looks like she fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down, then was beaten by the ugly stick, and then was eaten and shiat out by Rosie O'Donnell.
 
2013-11-15 08:20:28 AM  
FTFA: Debbi, who also suffers from [...] dysmorphic disorders

Holy shiat, she believes she really is smokin' hot.
 
2013-11-15 08:22:08 AM  
they shouldn't be allowed to breed.
 
2013-11-15 08:29:15 AM  
Way to go Fark, this is a person you're talking about with feeYAAAAH OMG WHAT IS THAT!!
 
2013-11-15 08:37:35 AM  
holy fark...  IT exists.... 

Why can't I unsee this????
 
2013-11-15 08:39:14 AM  

pkellmey: rockforever: [images.dailystar-uk.co.uk image 620x700]

Its like someone drew a big frown on the Kool-Aid man.

It's looks like a Sesame Street skit to act out what the number 10 looks like.


Oh my fark I just died laughing at this.
 
2013-11-15 08:44:36 AM  

HindiDiscoMonster: dookdookdook: Benevolent Misanthrope: How does anyone - male or female - not run in the other direction when their partner displays behavior like this?
You've obviously never tried to get laid while having this face/hair
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[www.kolafm.com image 200x122]
?


Hey, he's got kind of a cute face. The kind of face that would pick up a stray kitty off the street and take it home. Which explains why he's with her. Dude probably doesn't have a clue about evil some humans can be.
 
2013-11-15 08:44:55 AM  

CtrlAltDestroy: There's really only one way to tell if a guy has been cheating. (NSFW)


I was waiting for someone to link this.  The sad thing is that's too perfect to be a parody...
 
2013-11-15 08:45:11 AM  
Just a weak person.
 
2013-11-15 08:48:14 AM  

pkellmey: rockforever: [images.dailystar-uk.co.uk image 620x700]

Its like someone drew a big frown on the Kool-Aid man.

It's looks like a Sesame Street skit to act out what the number 10 looks like.


Ha, awesome.
 
2013-11-15 08:49:45 AM  
Probably the first article picture I've actually burst out laughing at - in a while.
 
2013-11-15 08:49:51 AM  
cryinoutloud:  Hey, he's got kind of a cute face. The kind of face that would pick up a stray kitty off the street and take it home. Which explains why he's with her. Dude probably doesn't have a clue about evil some humans can be.

He does appear to be the sweet, benevolent, mentally-challenged type.  He should go all in with the kitty thing, he would be much happier.

lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-11-15 08:59:16 AM  
I totally get what he sees in her.  She has great drops.   static.giantbomb.com
 
2013-11-15 09:01:06 AM  
Ugh.  I was involved for YEARS with one of those ultra jealous types.  I think she believed that every time I left her sight, women would just throw hotel keys at me.  I'm not doing that again, no matter HOW spectacular the woman looks.
 
2013-11-15 09:09:09 AM  
Damn, Abbath has really let himself go.
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2013-11-15 09:11:33 AM  

SmackLT: [img.fark.net image 140x135]
Not

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Even

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Remotely

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Worth it


Zoomed in like that, her face seems familiar... Hmmmm...

userserve-ak.last.fm

/Except old Ozzy is prettier...
 
2013-11-15 09:20:00 AM  
Disregarding her unattractiveness, she seems to have a permanent scowl on her face.  If she was thin and otherwise not ugly, I still could not imagine being with someone who is so miserable.
 
2013-11-15 09:45:18 AM  

Teufelaffe: Damn, Abbath has really let himself go.
[img.maniadb.com image 450x374][img.fark.net image 140x135]


Psh, that's clearly Demonaz.
 
2013-11-15 09:53:01 AM  

markie_farkie: [www.a2review.net image 658x507]

Thought he looked familiar...


Came for a Young Ones reference, leaving satisfied!
 
2013-11-15 10:04:19 AM  
Once again, the universe manages to bring exactly the right two people together.
 
2013-11-15 10:10:02 AM  
Sounds like these two have tons of fun together.
 
2013-11-15 10:38:44 AM  
OH GOOD LORD.

www.raywenderlich.com
 
2013-11-15 10:41:55 AM  
Her name is Robert Paulson.  Her name is Robert Paulson

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-15 11:07:37 AM  
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Bigdogdaddy:

Overly Attached Girlfriend is easily the better choice.
 
2013-11-15 11:47:53 AM  

dbrunker: [img.fark.net image 620x413]
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Bigdogdaddy:

Overly Attached Girlfriend is easily the better choice.


Easily this!
 
2013-11-15 11:59:51 AM  
I've never seen a couple that deserve each other more than these two.

Impressed/disgusted are at war now.
 
2013-11-15 12:15:45 PM  
img.fark.net

cinefantastiqueonline.com
 
2013-11-15 02:11:51 PM  
I see one of these in this guy's future. NSFW
 
2013-11-15 02:28:12 PM  

marcpen: I lived with something like this for two years. Not as bad, I'll admit, but it was progressively getting worse. I couldn't even watch the evening news in peace without being accused of wanting to fark the female newsreader. In the end I went for the easier option and left her, even though that involved a year of bunny boiling recriminations until she found a new victim to terrorise.


Yeah, this. My situation wasn't quite as bad. She only accused me of cheating when she was angry at me and I had made any positive statement about any of our female friends.

Then, she cheated on me.

Happier now that she's gone.
 
2013-11-15 03:42:17 PM  

CivicMindedFive: Disregarding her unattractiveness, she seems to have a permanent scowl on her face.  If she was thin and otherwise not ugly, I still could not imagine being with someone who is so miserable.


What if you loved her before she became like that?

How long would you hold on for, hoping things would improve?
 
2013-11-15 03:45:36 PM  
"Do you find me attractive?"

"Yes"

(polygraph explodes)
 
2013-11-15 04:20:25 PM  
I'd make Frank take a lie detector test anytime he left home too.

www.hellomagazine.com
But I'd just get a lot of "I don't remembers"
 
2013-11-15 04:57:36 PM  
It's funny the lie detector is a kids novelty toy.
 
2013-11-15 09:35:54 PM  
Thanks Fark, now I can add "Kool-aid Man" and "Toilet Spiders" to the list of my irrational fears.
 
2013-11-15 09:53:48 PM  
Even if she looked like a cross between Scarlett Johansen and Raquel Welch at her peak, and screwed like Catherine the Great on bennies with Nina Hartley giving her professional tips, NOTHING is worth that treatment.
Unless she's rich as Croesus and is paying for everything. Even then, I'd be hard-pressed not to poison her 10 Wimpy burgers she probably eats every day.
 
2013-11-16 01:29:23 AM  

pkellmey: rockforever: [images.dailystar-uk.co.uk image 620x700]

Its like someone drew a big frown on the Kool-Aid man.

It's looks like a Sesame Street skit to act out what the number 10 looks like.


This is one of the funniest comments I've ever seen in a Fark thread.
 
2013-11-16 11:08:39 AM  
I briefly dated a guy like this.  So glad we never got married or even lived together.

The day he got in my face screaming about all the guys I'd slept with while with him (answer: none), and calling me and my family racial slurs, and threatening me if I ever did anything to him ever again...I left.  And I never went back.
 
2013-11-16 03:06:56 PM  

Katrushkak: I briefly dated a guy like this.  So glad we never got married or even lived together.

The day he got in my face screaming about all the guys I'd slept with while with him (answer: none), and calling me and my family racial slurs, and threatening me if I ever did anything to him ever again...I left.  And I never went back.


That is a heavy double-whammy there.

How did he hide his racism prior to that? Ime racism is usually something that seeps out of people in their daily lives, in semi-hidden fashions, even when people try to lock it down.  It'll be a comment about those people here, or ganstas there, or illegal immigrants over there; responses to dog whistling, etc.
 
2013-11-16 03:40:31 PM  

Smackledorfer: Katrushkak: I briefly dated a guy like this.  So glad we never got married or even lived together.

The day he got in my face screaming about all the guys I'd slept with while with him (answer: none), and calling me and my family racial slurs, and threatening me if I ever did anything to him ever again...I left.  And I never went back.

That is a heavy double-whammy there.

How did he hide his racism prior to that? Ime racism is usually something that seeps out of people in their daily lives, in semi-hidden fashions, even when people try to lock it down.  It'll be a comment about those people here, or ganstas there, or illegal immigrants over there; responses to dog whistling, etc.


How/why is being opposed to illegal immigrants racist?
 
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