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(Daily Star)   Woman makes her partner take a lie detector test every time he leaves the house, to prove he's been faithful. She also checks his phone, email accounts and bank statements several times a day. Yeah, she's totally worth it (w/pics)   (dailystar.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-11-14 09:41:07 PM  
Kind of surprised it wasn't my ex.
 
2013-11-14 09:46:48 PM  
It must be tough when he goes out on tour with Arcade Fire.
 
2013-11-14 09:54:57 PM  
The reason Germans aren't the reason you aren't a superpower anymore, England. The Sun is.
 
2013-11-14 09:55:55 PM  
Can we retire the "smoking hot" meme? I don't think this one can be topped.
 
2013-11-14 10:23:22 PM  
But the 42-year-old doesn't just have a problem with trusting her partner Steve Wood - she is suffering from Othello Syndrome, a psychiatric disorder that causes sufferers to believe their partners have been unfaithful - even if they have no evidence of it.

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard of...

"Now, I won't even let him watch The Weakest Link in case he fancies Anne Robinson but I'm scared he'll have a sneaky look when I'm in another room.

Okay, that does sound like a medical condition.
 
2013-11-14 10:28:00 PM  
Her face looks like an abused potato
 
2013-11-14 10:33:02 PM  
She is going to stab him in his sleep.

Remember, I called it.
 
2013-11-14 10:35:50 PM  

Ambivalence: She is going to stab him in his sleep.


With a fork
 
2013-11-14 11:00:56 PM  
Looks like she doesn't trust him with any of the food in the house, either..
 
2013-11-14 11:10:05 PM  
Something smells like baloney there.
 
2013-11-14 11:39:44 PM  
How does anyone - male or female - not run in the other direction when their partner displays behavior like this?  I don't give a shiat if she can help it or not - if she's that crazy, I don't want to be anywhere near her.  Even if she were actually hot.
 
2013-11-14 11:45:19 PM  
 
2013-11-14 11:57:59 PM  
It's a good thing modern psychiatry doesn't want to turn every behavioral quirk into some sort of diagnosable syndrome. People might stop taking the field seriously otherwise.
 
2013-11-15 12:00:05 AM  
1) This is pretty much every Maury guest; why is this a big deal?  Don't they have a Maury-equivalent over there where white trash can go to get paid for being insane in public?

2) Why is the dude's t-shirt covered in corporate logos?  Did he actually call up Casio and Renault and ask them if they wanted to sponsor the tabloid article about his farked up girlfriend?
 
2013-11-15 12:00:27 AM  

images.dailystar-uk.co.uk

God help the poor spawn that becomes as the result of this union.

 
2013-11-15 12:01:38 AM  
Also, it's a travesty that two people who are obviously working so hard to make their relationship work are forced by the press to expose their suffering to their world. One can only pine for a society where reporters didn't randomly show up at your door and despite your best efforts drag your most intimate struggles and hardships into the hard, cold scrutiny of the world.
 
2013-11-15 12:04:48 AM  

dookdookdook: 2) Why is the dude's t-shirt covered in corporate logos?  Did he actually call up Casio and Renault and ask them if they wanted to sponsor the tabloid article about his farked up girlfriend?


Answered my own question.  Looks like he paid $80 pounds to be a walking billboardsupport his favorite F1 team.
 
2013-11-15 12:05:07 AM  
www.a2review.net

Thought he looked familiar...
 
2013-11-15 12:08:32 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: How does anyone - male or female - not run in the other direction when their partner displays behavior like this?


You've obviously never tried to get laid while having this face/hair:

img.fark.net
 
2013-11-15 12:09:30 AM  
New theory:

This woman is actually an animorph and spends most of her time as grumpy cat.

img.fark.net
 
2013-11-15 12:16:12 AM  
This is lamer and faker than AnonDIT or the forced TFD trainwrecks.
 
2013-11-15 12:21:01 AM  
Is that Weird Al? What happened to his hair?
 
2013-11-15 12:58:33 AM  
He'd be better off breaking a fairly minor law and going to gaol for a while.
 
2013-11-15 01:01:47 AM  
Throw it on the ground. Your not part of her system, man!
 
2013-11-15 01:13:18 AM  
OH HOLY MOTHER OF GOD

It's better to just not get laid than to have to look at that dour mug for longer than cursory public interactions.
 
2013-11-15 01:21:37 AM  
Dear, I think you have proof that he's not cheating on you. Because, if he was, you would never see his ass again.

Dude... cheat on her. Leave, run, now... trust me on this.
 
2013-11-15 01:58:10 AM  

what_now: The reason Germans aren't the reason you aren't a superpower anymore, England. The Sun is.


....what?

what_now has been hitting the Bombay Sapphire pretty hard for a Thursday.
 
2013-11-15 03:08:39 AM  
thatschurch.com
 
2013-11-15 03:10:21 AM  
i149.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-15 03:11:56 AM  
OH my god wow. Where do they find these people and why are they willing to tell their stories? Oh that's right it's all made up bullshiat. At least the hags on the rags at the newsstand occasionally look good, the English just want to punish us.
 
2013-11-15 03:46:39 AM  
I was expecting ugly but I actually spit my water out laughing when I saw that shebeast.
 
2013-11-15 03:46:49 AM  
Keeping in mind it's DailyFail...

I have a fondness for trash TV as background noise as I internet surf, and to that end I've ended up watching a lot of Steve Wilkos and Maury. If you believe the patterns shown there, people who accuse their partner of cheating are usually cheating.

/the idea of two men sleeping with her willingly boggles the mind but to each their own
 
2013-11-15 03:50:29 AM  

Belatryx: I was expecting ugly but I actually spit my water out laughing when I saw that shebeast.


Same, I'm still laughing. I didn't even bother scrolling down after that, nothing could top it.
 
2013-11-15 03:52:54 AM  
what a terrible shrew
 
2013-11-15 03:52:55 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-15 03:53:21 AM  
They interviewed a gal on npr a couple weeks ago whose husband had this issue. I guess he hadn't always been like that and then it ramped up to the point where he was accusing her of being a slut in front of their friends and family.

He was so sure she was cheating she said she started wondering if she was sleep-cheating or something and he was the sane one.

Sad.
 
2013-11-15 03:55:19 AM  

Ringshadow: Keeping in mind it's DailyFail...


This isn't the Daily Mail. It's the Daily Star, one of our proud red top tabloids published for people who lack the class and sophistication of Daily Mail readers. No, really.
 
2013-11-15 03:59:26 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Ringshadow: Keeping in mind it's DailyFail...

This isn't the Daily Mail. It's the Daily Star, one of our proud red top tabloids published for people who lack the class and sophistication of Daily Mail readers. No, really.


Oh. Well. I stand corrected. Sorry I misread.
 
2013-11-15 03:59:36 AM  
A friend's cousin was on Springer, he was originally only going to be an audience member, but they needed another act.. Now I should probably get on stage and accuse him of sleeping with my half-sister's aunt. But I saw the episode, I've met his wife, and I saw just how insane that story was. After that I just stopped watching garbage.
 
2013-11-15 04:01:32 AM  
images.dailystar-uk.co.uk

Its like someone drew a big frown on the Kool-Aid man.
 
2013-11-15 04:03:34 AM  
It saddens me to watch media outlets mock legitimate mental issues by parading fools on their pages for clicks.
 
2013-11-15 04:04:32 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Ringshadow: Keeping in mind it's DailyFail...

This isn't the Daily Mail. It's the Daily Star, one of our proud red top tabloids published for people who lack the class and sophistication of Daily Mail readers. No, really.


Or if that isn't clear, let me explain in terms of "Keeping up Appearances."

Daily Mail:
wosu.org

Daily Star:
i65.servimg.com
 
2013-11-15 04:09:45 AM  
The world needs more abused husband shelters.
 
2013-11-15 04:10:22 AM  
Fake.  Even the star "reporter" would have dragged that man away to a safe house for battered women or something.  It's designed to get attention and draw clicks and that's just what it has done.  It's the Daily Star people.  Don't be so serious.
 
2013-11-15 04:15:22 AM  
This is what you get when you inbreed to a certain level.
 
2013-11-15 04:16:10 AM  
Love is blind.
So am I now.
 
2013-11-15 04:16:35 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Gordon Bennett: Ringshadow: Keeping in mind it's DailyFail...

This isn't the Daily Mail. It's the Daily Star, one of our proud red top tabloids published for people who lack the class and sophistication of Daily Mail readers. No, really.

Or if that isn't clear, let me explain in terms of "Keeping up Appearances."

Daily Mail:
[wosu.org image 500x238]

Daily Star:
[i65.servimg.com image 316x236]


It was in the Mail a couple of days ago.

/ I read it for potential FARK links.
// honest.
 
2013-11-15 04:17:01 AM  
Two uglies out of circulation.
 
2013-11-15 04:18:57 AM  

rockforever: [images.dailystar-uk.co.uk image 620x700]

Its like someone drew a big frown on the Kool-Aid man.


Heh
 
2013-11-15 04:19:12 AM  

TwistedIvory: Something smells like baloney there.


Her breath, farts and vagina.
 
2013-11-15 04:20:41 AM  

markie_farkie: [www.a2review.net image 658x507]

Thought he looked familiar...


UN-farkING-CANNY
 
2013-11-15 04:22:34 AM  
This has to be fake. Please be fake.
 
2013-11-15 04:29:49 AM  
Nope!

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-11-15 04:33:10 AM  
Wouldn't waste the $$$ to buy gas & set her on fire.

/he should buy a sledgehammer or an ax.
 
2013-11-15 04:40:13 AM  
I'm guessing he's been the one making her sammiches?

i.dailymail.co.uk

Saw one of these that said, "I wanted to spend Mother's day with you, so I kiled your mom!"  Couldn't see it at work.
 
2013-11-15 04:40:31 AM  

rockforever: [images.dailystar-uk.co.uk image 620x700]

Its like someone drew a big frown on the Kool-Aid man.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-15 04:40:54 AM  
If I were him, I'd start slipping some anti-psychotics into her morning gallon of butter. Also, didn't one of the characters in 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest' suffer from morbid jealousy? I thought it was silly then too.
 
2013-11-15 04:42:42 AM  


i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

 
2013-11-15 04:46:44 AM  
What a waste of a vagina
 
2013-11-15 04:50:41 AM  
I lived with something like this for two years. Not as bad, I'll admit, but it was progressively getting worse. I couldn't even watch the evening news in peace without being accused of wanting to fark the female newsreader. In the end I went for the easier option and left her, even though that involved a year of bunny boiling recriminations until she found a new victim to terrorise.
 
2013-11-15 04:53:26 AM  
Subby made me click on the link.
 
2013-11-15 04:56:31 AM  
That woman isn't just a biatch, she's just plain nuts.

graphics.chicagotribune.com
Guuy. You got to lose thatzero and get yourself a hero!
 
2013-11-15 04:56:43 AM  

Ringshadow: Gordon Bennett: Ringshadow: Keeping in mind it's DailyFail...

This isn't the Daily Mail. It's the Daily Star, one of our proud red top tabloids published for people who lack the class and sophistication of Daily Mail readers. No, really.

Oh. Well. I stand corrected. Sorry I misread.


To be fair, it was in the Daily Mail two days ago.... But the Stars photo of her face is much much funnier

PS whoever said her face "looks like an abused potato" you owe me a new keyboard, and you win the internets

/Sadly i'm from Leicestershire
//We don't all look like that
 
2013-11-15 04:58:20 AM  
Eh, the woman apparently suffers from actual, medical delusional psychopathy.  The dude's just taking care of her and using the lie-detector thing as a crutch to help keep her stable.

I doubt the thing's even actually functional, and if it is I'd wager the woman doesn't know how to actually run a detector-assisted interview.

GodComplex: If I were him, I'd start slipping some anti-psychotics into her morning gallon of butter. Also, didn't one of the characters in 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest' suffer from morbid jealousy? I thought it was silly then too.


Well, she's been diagnosed, anti-psychotics are probably a part of her treatment as well-- that may be the only reason her disorder's weak enough that she can 'trick' it into accepting the lie detector results.  Full-blown psychosis without medication would probably tell her he'd rigged the test and expand her paranoid jealousy to males as well.

// This isn't to say that taking care of an insane person doesn't suck, it does.  But he's aware of it and apparently willing to deal, so this isn't all that different from a husband taking care of his wife after she gets senile dementia and can't remember how to feed herself sometimes.
 
2013-11-15 05:02:47 AM  
All in all, a not atypical example of British females.
 
2013-11-15 05:07:10 AM  
Holy crap on a cracker..Even if the story is made up..That "woman" is just, horrible..Even the Gorgons
would scream, "Kill it with fire!". Wow..And that dude..WTF.. How many homeless meth addicts did they have
to interview to find THAT guy? Even Dale Gribble would be considered a Chippendale ahead of him...
 
2013-11-15 05:17:53 AM  
I know why it's fake...

If it was real, they would have said no tip because you have Obamacare now.
 
2013-11-15 05:18:39 AM  

Jim_Callahan: Eh, the woman apparently suffers from actual, medical delusional psychopathy.  The dude's just taking care of her and using the lie-detector thing as a crutch to help keep her stable.

I doubt the thing's even actually functional, and if it is I'd wager the woman doesn't know how to actually run a detector-assisted interview.

GodComplex: If I were him, I'd start slipping some anti-psychotics into her morning gallon of butter. Also, didn't one of the characters in 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest' suffer from morbid jealousy? I thought it was silly then too.

Well, she's been diagnosed, anti-psychotics are probably a part of her treatment as well-- that may be the only reason her disorder's weak enough that she can 'trick' it into accepting the lie detector results.  Full-blown psychosis without medication would probably tell her he'd rigged the test and expand her paranoid jealousy to males as well.

// This isn't to say that taking care of an insane person doesn't suck, it does.  But he's aware of it and apparently willing to deal, so this isn't all that different from a husband taking care of his wife after she gets senile dementia and can't remember how to feed herself sometimes.


After reading about the disorder, which there isn't a whole lot of info on, it almost seems like she has OCD given the thoughts and rituals coupled with the past relationship problems. Whereas Othello syndrome seems to be coupled with schizophrenia and some affective disorders. And she mostly likely has a co-morbid affective disorder. Still think she needs more anti-psychotics, cause excessive dopamine probably doesn't help.

Hurray for armchair psychiatry.
 
2013-11-15 05:19:24 AM  
Oops, wrong thread...
 
2013-11-15 05:26:05 AM  
once gain farkers repeat after me " Never stick your dick in crazy,"
 
2013-11-15 05:31:23 AM  
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Skin tags! Skin tags EVERYWHERE!!!
 
2013-11-15 05:37:50 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Her face looks like an abused potato


That's an insult to potatos.
 
2013-11-15 05:39:33 AM  
i68.photobucket.com
img.pandawhale.com
 
2013-11-15 05:47:46 AM  

what_now: The reason Germans aren't the reason you aren't a superpower anymore, England. The Sun is.


What a well reasoned out argument.
 
2013-11-15 05:51:13 AM  
I'd like to see him take a lie detector test that he's really hitting that hideous beast or not.
 
2013-11-15 05:59:04 AM  
I'm convinced 'these people' take $200 payments to accept to be photographed together so the Star can create outlandish stories about them (because some people actually pay to read that garbage).

/nobody could be that f*cking stupid
 
2013-11-15 06:00:19 AM  
i212.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-15 06:02:52 AM  
jamesmarks.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-11-15 06:10:04 AM  

you are a puppet: rockforever: [images.dailystar-uk.co.uk image 620x700]

Its like someone drew a big frown on the Kool-Aid man.

[i.imgur.com image 614x696]


This made me laugh way too hard.
 
2013-11-15 06:18:42 AM  
Damn.
 
2013-11-15 06:25:50 AM  

wildcardjack: The world needs more abused husband shelters.


Normally we'd call that you're good buddy that's still single couch for a few days. Even if he lives 300 miles away.
 
2013-11-15 06:26:11 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Also, it's a travesty that two people who are obviously working so hard to make their relationship work are forced by the press to expose their suffering to their world. One can only pine for a society where reporters didn't randomly show up at your door and despite your best efforts drag your most intimate struggles and hardships into the hard, cold scrutiny of the world.


In the UK, you can get paid to stay at home if you're mentally unfit to work. Perhaps this is their attempt to cash in
 
2013-11-15 06:31:47 AM  
Maybe she gives spectacular blowjobs?
 
2013-11-15 06:33:51 AM  
This just can't be real.
 
2013-11-15 06:34:30 AM  
wpmedia.o.canada.com
 
2013-11-15 06:39:27 AM  
s11.postimg.org
 
2013-11-15 06:44:12 AM  
That little thing is a polygraph? She should order some x-ray specs and become a radiologist at the same time.
 
2013-11-15 06:48:27 AM  
 
2013-11-15 06:55:23 AM  
Some dude once said that love is a many funny things
I know there's a perfect girl out there for me, 'cause I see her
in my dreams

Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one
Out there for me
My love

Dream girl you amaze me, all dressed in paisley
Love how not one but both eyes are lazy
When I first saw you you were drivin' the bus
Thick skin, strong nose like a rhinoceros

Dream girl so beautiful, lips all crummy
Skin like asphalt, nose so runny
Thick thighs, no waist, not a care in the world
You not crazy girl, you just my baby girl

You're a vision in sweats with the neon patch
Half eaten squirrel hangin' outta your mouth
Rainbow poncho, the female Tonto
Hear a loud noise start bu-bucking like a bronco

Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one
Out there for me
My love

You got your cellphone ring set to Sex and the City
You like a hot bowl of grits only way more gritty
Straight drippin' in turquoise my Santa Fe queen
One short leg you got the Santa Fe Lean

It's music to my ears when you scream in your sleep
And when you lift your skirt in public yo I can't help but peek
You like Cleopatra with the eyes of a pig
Love to watch you in the backyard when you go out to dig

Girl how'd you get those mouse traps glued to your neck
Little rascal, how'd you get screwed to the deck?
You put away slurpees like a trash can

Your smile's all stainy and you're not too brainy and
I like that!

Talking to your shoe like it's your friend
I like that!

Yellin' at the walls of make pretend
I like that!

Tellin' you to stop it then you don't
You say you're gonna stab me in my sleep
But you won't!

Last week thought I saw you on the street
Turns out it was a bag of trash
Just a big ol' bag of trash
I thought you looked like a bag of trash

Dream girl I pitch a tent when you stomp in the room
Like a hellbound turkey mixed with a baboon
You're sexy and you're spicy like a bowl of Chex Mix
And I always feel safe when I'm in your flesh mitts

Your teeth so clean coulda swore you were British
Never take your Chex Mix 'cause you always get skittish
Open clams with both feet 'cause you're ambidextrous
No point 'cause we know you eat nothin' but Chex Mix
 
2013-11-15 07:03:36 AM  

Cormee: What a waste of a vagina


Maybe they could give it to the 19 yr old hottie who doesn't have one.
 
2013-11-15 07:07:55 AM  
Let's be honest -- is it really body dysmorphic disorder if your body is actually dysmorphic?  I mean, if you score about a 6 on the 10 scale, and you pathologically believe you're a 1, that's BDD.  If you look like an emo wildebeest, that's sorta the disorder itself.
 
2013-11-15 07:07:57 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-15 07:10:34 AM  

rockforever: [images.dailystar-uk.co.uk image 620x700]

Its like someone drew a big frown on the Kool-Aid man.


holee fuk...not even with your cawk
 
2013-11-15 07:12:07 AM  
Trust me dear, no one, and I mean no one, is trying to take that 'man' away from you.
 
2013-11-15 07:15:03 AM  

Pugdaddyk: Cormee: What a waste of a vagina

Maybe they could give it to the 19 yr old hottie who doesn't have one.


Naw.  The labia would hang to her knees.
 
2013-11-15 07:15:40 AM  

rockforever: [images.dailystar-uk.co.uk image 620x700]

Its like someone drew a big frown on the Kool-Aid man.


It's looks like a Sesame Street skit to act out what the number 10 looks like.
 
2013-11-15 07:18:43 AM  

markie_farkie: Thought he looked familiar...


Came for this. Thanks.
 
2013-11-15 07:27:12 AM  

grimlock1972: once gain farkers repeat after me " Never stick your dick in crazy,"


New flap every night.
 
2013-11-15 07:35:54 AM  
img.fark.net
Not

img.fark.net
Even

img.fark.net
Remotely

img.fark.net
Worth it
 
2013-11-15 07:36:57 AM  
That's some weapons-grade ugly right there. She's right to be jealous. I bet every sock in their house can stand up on its own.
 
2013-11-15 07:37:44 AM  
Come on, this can't be real. Come on. Stop. Just stop.
 
2013-11-15 07:46:57 AM  
Op is a lieing bastard!
 
2013-11-15 07:47:53 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: Come on, this can't be real.


It can. My second ex ended up mildly like her. She was beautiful when we first met, Two kids later, she developed a food fixation, and packed on a good 75 pounds. Not the sneaky 5 lbs. a year, but more like she got attacked with a bicycle pump, over the course of eight months or so. She also developed the resultant self-image problem due to my failure to remove all the mirrors from the house. My life became a constant routine of having to prove to her that she was still worthy. Problem was- I went from being turned on by her to being turned off.
 
2013-11-15 07:50:08 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Her face looks like an abused potato


I'm on the shiatter and nearly fell off reading that comment. Thanks!
 
2013-11-15 07:52:06 AM  
Wonder how much they got paid to star in this fabrication.
 
2013-11-15 07:56:59 AM  

HAMMERTOE: Tat'dGreaser: Come on, this can't be real.

It can. My second ex ended up mildly like her. She was beautiful when we first met, Two kids later, she developed a food fixation, and packed on a good 75 pounds. Not the sneaky 5 lbs. a year, but more like she got attacked with a bicycle pump, over the course of eight months or so. She also developed the resultant self-image problem due to my failure to remove all the mirrors from the house. My life became a constant routine of having to prove to her that she was still worthy. Problem was- I went from being turned on by her to being turned off.


No I mean the bullsh*t psychological disorder

That and that gigantic woman not eating him for dinner
 
2013-11-15 08:02:07 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: No I mean the bullsh*t psychological disorder


Ok, I get you. Yeah, probably bullsh*t.
 
2013-11-15 08:02:15 AM  
 
2013-11-15 08:05:07 AM  

Krymson Tyde: [i212.photobucket.com image 580x561]


You sully the breed good sir.
 
2013-11-15 08:07:41 AM  
rack.1.mshcdn.com

Not the lie detector test and not the big red blob.
 
2013-11-15 08:14:17 AM  
www.troll.me
 
2013-11-15 08:20:22 AM  

dahmers love zombie: Let's be honest -- is it really body dysmorphic disorder if your body is actually dysmorphic?  I mean, if you score about a 6 on the 10 scale, and you pathologically believe you're a 1, that's BDD.  If you look like an emo wildebeest, that's sorta the disorder itself.


Came here to say this. Its difficult to call it BDD when the woman looks like she fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down, then was beaten by the ugly stick, and then was eaten and shiat out by Rosie O'Donnell.
 
2013-11-15 08:20:28 AM  
FTFA: Debbi, who also suffers from [...] dysmorphic disorders

Holy shiat, she believes she really is smokin' hot.
 
2013-11-15 08:22:08 AM  
they shouldn't be allowed to breed.
 
2013-11-15 08:29:15 AM  
Way to go Fark, this is a person you're talking about with feeYAAAAH OMG WHAT IS THAT!!
 
2013-11-15 08:37:35 AM  
holy fark...  IT exists.... 

Why can't I unsee this????
 
2013-11-15 08:39:14 AM  

pkellmey: rockforever: [images.dailystar-uk.co.uk image 620x700]

Its like someone drew a big frown on the Kool-Aid man.

It's looks like a Sesame Street skit to act out what the number 10 looks like.


Oh my fark I just died laughing at this.
 
2013-11-15 08:44:36 AM  

HindiDiscoMonster: dookdookdook: Benevolent Misanthrope: How does anyone - male or female - not run in the other direction when their partner displays behavior like this?
You've obviously never tried to get laid while having this face/hair
[img.fark.net image 145x167]
[www.kolafm.com image 200x122]
?


Hey, he's got kind of a cute face. The kind of face that would pick up a stray kitty off the street and take it home. Which explains why he's with her. Dude probably doesn't have a clue about evil some humans can be.
 
2013-11-15 08:44:55 AM  

CtrlAltDestroy: There's really only one way to tell if a guy has been cheating. (NSFW)


I was waiting for someone to link this.  The sad thing is that's too perfect to be a parody...
 
2013-11-15 08:45:11 AM  
Just a weak person.
 
2013-11-15 08:48:14 AM  

pkellmey: rockforever: [images.dailystar-uk.co.uk image 620x700]

Its like someone drew a big frown on the Kool-Aid man.

It's looks like a Sesame Street skit to act out what the number 10 looks like.


Ha, awesome.
 
2013-11-15 08:49:45 AM  
Probably the first article picture I've actually burst out laughing at - in a while.
 
2013-11-15 08:49:51 AM  
cryinoutloud:  Hey, he's got kind of a cute face. The kind of face that would pick up a stray kitty off the street and take it home. Which explains why he's with her. Dude probably doesn't have a clue about evil some humans can be.

He does appear to be the sweet, benevolent, mentally-challenged type.  He should go all in with the kitty thing, he would be much happier.

lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-11-15 08:59:16 AM  
I totally get what he sees in her.  She has great drops.   static.giantbomb.com
 
2013-11-15 09:01:06 AM  
Ugh.  I was involved for YEARS with one of those ultra jealous types.  I think she believed that every time I left her sight, women would just throw hotel keys at me.  I'm not doing that again, no matter HOW spectacular the woman looks.
 
2013-11-15 09:09:09 AM  
Damn, Abbath has really let himself go.
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2013-11-15 09:11:33 AM  

SmackLT: [img.fark.net image 140x135]
Not

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Even

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Remotely

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Worth it


Zoomed in like that, her face seems familiar... Hmmmm...

userserve-ak.last.fm

/Except old Ozzy is prettier...
 
2013-11-15 09:20:00 AM  
Disregarding her unattractiveness, she seems to have a permanent scowl on her face.  If she was thin and otherwise not ugly, I still could not imagine being with someone who is so miserable.
 
2013-11-15 09:45:18 AM  

Teufelaffe: Damn, Abbath has really let himself go.
[img.maniadb.com image 450x374][img.fark.net image 140x135]


Psh, that's clearly Demonaz.
 
2013-11-15 09:53:01 AM  

markie_farkie: [www.a2review.net image 658x507]

Thought he looked familiar...


Came for a Young Ones reference, leaving satisfied!
 
2013-11-15 10:04:19 AM  
Once again, the universe manages to bring exactly the right two people together.
 
2013-11-15 10:10:02 AM  
Sounds like these two have tons of fun together.
 
2013-11-15 10:38:44 AM  
OH GOOD LORD.

www.raywenderlich.com
 
2013-11-15 10:41:55 AM  
Her name is Robert Paulson.  Her name is Robert Paulson

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2013-11-15 11:07:37 AM  
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Bigdogdaddy:

Overly Attached Girlfriend is easily the better choice.
 
2013-11-15 11:47:53 AM  

dbrunker: [img.fark.net image 620x413]
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Bigdogdaddy:

Overly Attached Girlfriend is easily the better choice.


Easily this!
 
2013-11-15 11:59:51 AM  
I've never seen a couple that deserve each other more than these two.

Impressed/disgusted are at war now.
 
2013-11-15 12:15:45 PM  
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cinefantastiqueonline.com
 
2013-11-15 02:11:51 PM  
I see one of these in this guy's future. NSFW
 
2013-11-15 02:28:12 PM  

marcpen: I lived with something like this for two years. Not as bad, I'll admit, but it was progressively getting worse. I couldn't even watch the evening news in peace without being accused of wanting to fark the female newsreader. In the end I went for the easier option and left her, even though that involved a year of bunny boiling recriminations until she found a new victim to terrorise.


Yeah, this. My situation wasn't quite as bad. She only accused me of cheating when she was angry at me and I had made any positive statement about any of our female friends.

Then, she cheated on me.

Happier now that she's gone.
 
2013-11-15 03:42:17 PM  

CivicMindedFive: Disregarding her unattractiveness, she seems to have a permanent scowl on her face.  If she was thin and otherwise not ugly, I still could not imagine being with someone who is so miserable.


What if you loved her before she became like that?

How long would you hold on for, hoping things would improve?
 
2013-11-15 03:45:36 PM  
"Do you find me attractive?"

"Yes"

(polygraph explodes)
 
2013-11-15 04:20:25 PM  
I'd make Frank take a lie detector test anytime he left home too.

www.hellomagazine.com
But I'd just get a lot of "I don't remembers"
 
2013-11-15 04:57:36 PM  
It's funny the lie detector is a kids novelty toy.
 
2013-11-15 09:35:54 PM  
Thanks Fark, now I can add "Kool-aid Man" and "Toilet Spiders" to the list of my irrational fears.
 
2013-11-15 09:53:48 PM  
Even if she looked like a cross between Scarlett Johansen and Raquel Welch at her peak, and screwed like Catherine the Great on bennies with Nina Hartley giving her professional tips, NOTHING is worth that treatment.
Unless she's rich as Croesus and is paying for everything. Even then, I'd be hard-pressed not to poison her 10 Wimpy burgers she probably eats every day.
 
2013-11-16 01:29:23 AM  

pkellmey: rockforever: [images.dailystar-uk.co.uk image 620x700]

Its like someone drew a big frown on the Kool-Aid man.

It's looks like a Sesame Street skit to act out what the number 10 looks like.


This is one of the funniest comments I've ever seen in a Fark thread.
 
2013-11-16 11:08:39 AM  
I briefly dated a guy like this.  So glad we never got married or even lived together.

The day he got in my face screaming about all the guys I'd slept with while with him (answer: none), and calling me and my family racial slurs, and threatening me if I ever did anything to him ever again...I left.  And I never went back.
 
2013-11-16 03:06:56 PM  

Katrushkak: I briefly dated a guy like this.  So glad we never got married or even lived together.

The day he got in my face screaming about all the guys I'd slept with while with him (answer: none), and calling me and my family racial slurs, and threatening me if I ever did anything to him ever again...I left.  And I never went back.


That is a heavy double-whammy there.

How did he hide his racism prior to that? Ime racism is usually something that seeps out of people in their daily lives, in semi-hidden fashions, even when people try to lock it down.  It'll be a comment about those people here, or ganstas there, or illegal immigrants over there; responses to dog whistling, etc.
 
2013-11-16 03:40:31 PM  

Smackledorfer: Katrushkak: I briefly dated a guy like this.  So glad we never got married or even lived together.

The day he got in my face screaming about all the guys I'd slept with while with him (answer: none), and calling me and my family racial slurs, and threatening me if I ever did anything to him ever again...I left.  And I never went back.

That is a heavy double-whammy there.

How did he hide his racism prior to that? Ime racism is usually something that seeps out of people in their daily lives, in semi-hidden fashions, even when people try to lock it down.  It'll be a comment about those people here, or ganstas there, or illegal immigrants over there; responses to dog whistling, etc.


How/why is being opposed to illegal immigrants racist?
 
2013-11-16 03:46:36 PM  

John Buck 41: How/why is being opposed to illegal immigrants racist?


It is not necessarily racist on its own.  But then, no dog whistles and responses to them are necessarily racist.  But you put enough clues together and you start to get an idea for what people are about.  Surely you have encountered it in life.

That is kind of the whole point of the reason these issues are pushed so strongly by a certain party: to get the votes of the ignorant and racist.
 
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