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(Daily Star)   Woman makes her partner take a lie detector test every time he leaves the house, to prove he's been faithful. She also checks his phone, email accounts and bank statements several times a day. Yeah, she's totally worth it (w/pics)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 152
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2013-11-14 09:41:07 PM
Kind of surprised it wasn't my ex.
 
2013-11-14 09:46:48 PM
It must be tough when he goes out on tour with Arcade Fire.
 
2013-11-14 09:54:57 PM
The reason Germans aren't the reason you aren't a superpower anymore, England. The Sun is.
 
2013-11-14 09:55:55 PM
Can we retire the "smoking hot" meme? I don't think this one can be topped.
 
2013-11-14 10:23:22 PM
But the 42-year-old doesn't just have a problem with trusting her partner Steve Wood - she is suffering from Othello Syndrome, a psychiatric disorder that causes sufferers to believe their partners have been unfaithful - even if they have no evidence of it.

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard of...

"Now, I won't even let him watch The Weakest Link in case he fancies Anne Robinson but I'm scared he'll have a sneaky look when I'm in another room.

Okay, that does sound like a medical condition.
 
2013-11-14 10:28:00 PM
Her face looks like an abused potato
 
2013-11-14 10:33:02 PM
She is going to stab him in his sleep.

Remember, I called it.
 
2013-11-14 10:35:50 PM

Ambivalence: She is going to stab him in his sleep.


With a fork
 
2013-11-14 11:00:56 PM
Looks like she doesn't trust him with any of the food in the house, either..
 
2013-11-14 11:10:05 PM
Something smells like baloney there.
 
2013-11-14 11:39:44 PM
How does anyone - male or female - not run in the other direction when their partner displays behavior like this?  I don't give a shiat if she can help it or not - if she's that crazy, I don't want to be anywhere near her.  Even if she were actually hot.
 
2013-11-14 11:45:19 PM
 
2013-11-14 11:57:59 PM
It's a good thing modern psychiatry doesn't want to turn every behavioral quirk into some sort of diagnosable syndrome. People might stop taking the field seriously otherwise.
 
2013-11-15 12:00:05 AM
1) This is pretty much every Maury guest; why is this a big deal?  Don't they have a Maury-equivalent over there where white trash can go to get paid for being insane in public?

2) Why is the dude's t-shirt covered in corporate logos?  Did he actually call up Casio and Renault and ask them if they wanted to sponsor the tabloid article about his farked up girlfriend?
 
2013-11-15 12:00:27 AM

images.dailystar-uk.co.uk

God help the poor spawn that becomes as the result of this union.

 
2013-11-15 12:01:38 AM
Also, it's a travesty that two people who are obviously working so hard to make their relationship work are forced by the press to expose their suffering to their world. One can only pine for a society where reporters didn't randomly show up at your door and despite your best efforts drag your most intimate struggles and hardships into the hard, cold scrutiny of the world.
 
2013-11-15 12:04:48 AM

dookdookdook: 2) Why is the dude's t-shirt covered in corporate logos?  Did he actually call up Casio and Renault and ask them if they wanted to sponsor the tabloid article about his farked up girlfriend?


Answered my own question.  Looks like he paid $80 pounds to be a walking billboardsupport his favorite F1 team.
 
2013-11-15 12:05:07 AM
www.a2review.net

Thought he looked familiar...
 
2013-11-15 12:08:32 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: How does anyone - male or female - not run in the other direction when their partner displays behavior like this?


You've obviously never tried to get laid while having this face/hair:

img.fark.net
 
2013-11-15 12:09:30 AM
New theory:

This woman is actually an animorph and spends most of her time as grumpy cat.

img.fark.net
 
2013-11-15 12:16:12 AM
This is lamer and faker than AnonDIT or the forced TFD trainwrecks.
 
2013-11-15 12:21:01 AM
Is that Weird Al? What happened to his hair?
 
2013-11-15 12:58:33 AM
He'd be better off breaking a fairly minor law and going to gaol for a while.
 
2013-11-15 01:01:47 AM
Throw it on the ground. Your not part of her system, man!
 
2013-11-15 01:13:18 AM
OH HOLY MOTHER OF GOD

It's better to just not get laid than to have to look at that dour mug for longer than cursory public interactions.
 
2013-11-15 01:21:37 AM
Dear, I think you have proof that he's not cheating on you. Because, if he was, you would never see his ass again.

Dude... cheat on her. Leave, run, now... trust me on this.
 
2013-11-15 01:58:10 AM

what_now: The reason Germans aren't the reason you aren't a superpower anymore, England. The Sun is.


....what?

what_now has been hitting the Bombay Sapphire pretty hard for a Thursday.
 
2013-11-15 03:08:39 AM
thatschurch.com
 
2013-11-15 03:10:21 AM
i149.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-15 03:11:56 AM
OH my god wow. Where do they find these people and why are they willing to tell their stories? Oh that's right it's all made up bullshiat. At least the hags on the rags at the newsstand occasionally look good, the English just want to punish us.
 
2013-11-15 03:46:39 AM
I was expecting ugly but I actually spit my water out laughing when I saw that shebeast.
 
2013-11-15 03:46:49 AM
Keeping in mind it's DailyFail...

I have a fondness for trash TV as background noise as I internet surf, and to that end I've ended up watching a lot of Steve Wilkos and Maury. If you believe the patterns shown there, people who accuse their partner of cheating are usually cheating.

/the idea of two men sleeping with her willingly boggles the mind but to each their own
 
2013-11-15 03:50:29 AM

Belatryx: I was expecting ugly but I actually spit my water out laughing when I saw that shebeast.


Same, I'm still laughing. I didn't even bother scrolling down after that, nothing could top it.
 
2013-11-15 03:52:54 AM
what a terrible shrew
 
2013-11-15 03:52:55 AM
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-15 03:53:21 AM
They interviewed a gal on npr a couple weeks ago whose husband had this issue. I guess he hadn't always been like that and then it ramped up to the point where he was accusing her of being a slut in front of their friends and family.

He was so sure she was cheating she said she started wondering if she was sleep-cheating or something and he was the sane one.

Sad.
 
2013-11-15 03:55:19 AM

Ringshadow: Keeping in mind it's DailyFail...


This isn't the Daily Mail. It's the Daily Star, one of our proud red top tabloids published for people who lack the class and sophistication of Daily Mail readers. No, really.
 
2013-11-15 03:59:26 AM

Gordon Bennett: Ringshadow: Keeping in mind it's DailyFail...

This isn't the Daily Mail. It's the Daily Star, one of our proud red top tabloids published for people who lack the class and sophistication of Daily Mail readers. No, really.


Oh. Well. I stand corrected. Sorry I misread.
 
2013-11-15 03:59:36 AM
A friend's cousin was on Springer, he was originally only going to be an audience member, but they needed another act.. Now I should probably get on stage and accuse him of sleeping with my half-sister's aunt. But I saw the episode, I've met his wife, and I saw just how insane that story was. After that I just stopped watching garbage.
 
2013-11-15 04:01:32 AM
images.dailystar-uk.co.uk

Its like someone drew a big frown on the Kool-Aid man.
 
2013-11-15 04:03:34 AM
It saddens me to watch media outlets mock legitimate mental issues by parading fools on their pages for clicks.
 
2013-11-15 04:04:32 AM

Gordon Bennett: Ringshadow: Keeping in mind it's DailyFail...

This isn't the Daily Mail. It's the Daily Star, one of our proud red top tabloids published for people who lack the class and sophistication of Daily Mail readers. No, really.


Or if that isn't clear, let me explain in terms of "Keeping up Appearances."

Daily Mail:
wosu.org

Daily Star:
i65.servimg.com
 
2013-11-15 04:09:45 AM
The world needs more abused husband shelters.
 
2013-11-15 04:10:22 AM
Fake.  Even the star "reporter" would have dragged that man away to a safe house for battered women or something.  It's designed to get attention and draw clicks and that's just what it has done.  It's the Daily Star people.  Don't be so serious.
 
2013-11-15 04:15:22 AM
This is what you get when you inbreed to a certain level.
 
2013-11-15 04:16:10 AM
Love is blind.
So am I now.
 
2013-11-15 04:16:35 AM

Gordon Bennett: Gordon Bennett: Ringshadow: Keeping in mind it's DailyFail...

This isn't the Daily Mail. It's the Daily Star, one of our proud red top tabloids published for people who lack the class and sophistication of Daily Mail readers. No, really.

Or if that isn't clear, let me explain in terms of "Keeping up Appearances."

Daily Mail:
[wosu.org image 500x238]

Daily Star:
[i65.servimg.com image 316x236]


It was in the Mail a couple of days ago.

/ I read it for potential FARK links.
// honest.
 
2013-11-15 04:17:01 AM
Two uglies out of circulation.
 
2013-11-15 04:18:57 AM

rockforever: [images.dailystar-uk.co.uk image 620x700]

Its like someone drew a big frown on the Kool-Aid man.


Heh
 
2013-11-15 04:19:12 AM

TwistedIvory: Something smells like baloney there.


Her breath, farts and vagina.
 
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