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(Daily Mail)   Meet the smoking hot woman you will never be able to score with. No literally it's physically impossible   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-11-14 11:44:08 PM  
You just need to think outside the box, subby.
 
2013-11-14 11:48:54 PM  
That's not a wall, it's a speed bump.
 
2013-11-15 12:02:58 AM  
And she didn't find out until she was seventeen? Did she ever wonder where babies came from and tried to find that place on her body?
 
2013-11-15 12:09:29 AM  

Mitch Taylor's Bro: You just need to think outside the box, subby.


Should have been the head line, butt you'll have to settle for boobies.
 
2013-11-15 12:22:27 AM  
Brilliant plan by her father. "No, that isn't a vagina, you .. uh.. don't have one. Sorry, no sex for you horny cute teenage daughter! Tough luck."
 
2013-11-15 12:27:49 AM  

Triumph: Mitch Taylor's Bro: You just need to think outside the box, subby.

Should have been the head line, butt you'll have to settle for boobies.


I'll always take boobies. I'm not greedy.

/ so ronery
 
2013-11-15 01:05:36 AM  
not a tranny?
 
2013-11-15 01:09:00 AM  
TFA: Thankfully, her treatment has worked and if she continues she will not need surgery and when she chooses to, will be able to have intercourse.

Fark you subby, there's hope!

/"she was given dilation treatment, which involved using different sized dilators to try and stretch her vaginal canal" sounds distinctly unpleasant
 
2013-11-15 01:10:26 AM  
Just treat her like a wild west saloon. Liquor up front and poker in the rear.

/Why, yes, sometimes I do think I'm 12 years old.
//Why do you ask?
 
2013-11-15 01:59:03 AM  
Tests revealed she had MRKH, a condition affecting one in 5,000 women
While she has ovaries, she has no womb, cervix or vaginal opening


1 in 5000 women have no vagina?

Bullshiat.
 
2013-11-15 05:29:43 AM  

Tests revealed her condition and that where her vagina should be, there is simply an ident, or 'dimple' - meaning she is unable to have sex or carry her own child.



i.dailymail.co.uk



SO LET'S SEX HER UP FOR A PHOTO SHOOT, RIGHT LADS?



YOU'VE NEVER LITERALLY BUMPED UGLIES UNTIL YOU'VE SPENT TIME WITH HER!


GO ON, HOOT WHEN YER DRUNK.


*Intellectual property of the Daily Mail
 
2013-11-15 05:30:51 AM  
Challenge accepted, Subby.
 
2013-11-15 05:30:58 AM  
Is her digestive system complete? Because we can work with that.

/sounds like sex will be unpleasant for her anyway
 
2013-11-15 05:31:04 AM  
Wow, she didn't find out till she was 17. That would have to be a total mind fark.
 
2013-11-15 05:32:11 AM  

coscausticevil: Wow, she didn't find out till she was 17. That would have to be a total mind fark.


When I found out I didn't have a vagina, it was devastating.
 
2013-11-15 05:33:54 AM  

Triumph: Mitch Taylor's Bro: You just need to think outside the box, subby.

Should have been the head line, butt you'll have to settle for boobies.


Bravo, both of you.
 
2013-11-15 05:35:46 AM  
This is why you should always keep a spare in the basement.
 
2013-11-15 05:37:09 AM  

mike_d85: Is her digestive system complete? Because we can work with that.

/sounds like sex will be unpleasant for her anyway


www.hotflick.net
This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. You have no vagina
 
2013-11-15 05:37:32 AM  

log_jammin: Tests revealed she had MRKH, a condition affecting one in 5,000 women
While she has ovaries, she has no womb, cervix or vaginal opening

1 in 5000 women have no vagina?

Bullshiat.


Hers is an extreme case, apparently in most cases it's more an underdevelopment than an absence, where the uteris isn't sufficiently developed to cycle and produce periods, and obviously you can't have kids, but you're otherwise within phenotype norms, can have sex (with varying levels of comfort), etc.

Assumably even this girl has the external components of her genitalia, or she'd have noticed earlier than age 17.
 
2013-11-15 05:37:42 AM  
teddylyngaas.com
 
2013-11-15 05:38:19 AM  
That is going to hurt when she goes to college and some drunk frat guy thinks she's just got a resilient hymen and tears through her flesh while drunk raping her.
 
2013-11-15 05:39:16 AM  

HindiDiscoMonster: Ummm... I must have missed something, but... how does she pee?


*facepalm*
 
2013-11-15 05:41:38 AM  

HindiDiscoMonster: Ummm... I must have missed something, but... how does she pee?


You certainly missed something.
 
2013-11-15 05:42:42 AM  

thamike: coscausticevil: Wow, she didn't find out till she was 17. That would have to be a total mind fark.

When I found out I didn't have a vagina, it was devastating.


ohhh... that's rough. i feel for ya man.
 
2013-11-15 05:42:49 AM  

FullMetalPanda: That is going to hurt when she goes to college and some drunk frat guy thinks she's just got a resilient hymen and tears through her flesh while drunk raping her.


And yet "drunk frat guy" seems less creepy than "fullmetalpanda."
 
2013-11-15 05:44:05 AM  
She has the cutest dimple.
 
2013-11-15 05:51:41 AM  
Her parents should have ironically named her Pandora.
 
2013-11-15 05:52:18 AM  
She wants to raise awareness of the condition?
 
2013-11-15 05:52:41 AM  

HindiDiscoMonster: log_jammin: HindiDiscoMonster: Ummm... I must have missed something, but... how does she pee?

*facepalm*

maybe I am just not visualizing this properly... I am thinking Barbie Doll... perfectly smooth... unless she is peeing by osmosis, or through her ass, then what am I missing?


The urethra. What are you, nine?
 
2013-11-15 05:53:57 AM  

HindiDiscoMonster: log_jammin: HindiDiscoMonster: Ummm... I must have missed something, but... how does she pee?

*facepalm*

maybe I am just not visualizing this properly... I am thinking Barbie Doll... perfectly smooth... unless she is peeing by osmosis, or through her ass, then what am I missing?


You know, your local college annex offers human anatomy classes.

m.memegen.com
 
2013-11-15 05:55:00 AM  

HindiDiscoMonster: Ummm... I must have missed something, but... how does she pee?

also: she has a fully functional mouth and butt, so... like someone else said... just a speed bump.


One day, my friend, you too will know the touch of a woman.
 
2013-11-15 05:56:22 AM  

HindiDiscoMonster: log_jammin: HindiDiscoMonster: Ummm... I must have missed something, but... how does she pee?

*facepalm*

maybe I am just not visualizing this properly... I am thinking Barbie Doll... perfectly smooth... unless she is peeing by osmosis, or through her ass, then what am I missing?


She's got a urethra, and presumably it's in the normal spot and works normally.  What she lacks is a complete vaginal canal.  Her normal bodily functions are otherwise unimpeded.
 
2013-11-15 05:56:25 AM  

HindiDiscoMonster: log_jammin: HindiDiscoMonster: Ummm... I must have missed something, but... how does she pee?

*facepalm*

maybe I am just not visualizing this properly... I am thinking Barbie Doll... perfectly smooth... unless she is peeing by osmosis, or through her ass, then what am I missing?


You're missing a functioning knowledge of basic human biology.

/maybe with a side of reading comprehension
 
2013-11-15 05:57:36 AM  
I don't know about you fellas, but the fact that she is that hot and incapable of popping out any kids makes her even hotter.
 
2013-11-15 05:58:01 AM  

HindiDiscoMonster: log_jammin: HindiDiscoMonster: Ummm... I must have missed something, but... how does she pee?

*facepalm*

maybe I am just not visualizing this properly... I am thinking Barbie Doll... perfectly smooth... unless she is peeing by osmosis, or through her ass, then what am I missing?


Just curious, but where do you think urine is emitted by women?
 
2013-11-15 05:58:52 AM  
Woah!  Dogpile!
 
2013-11-15 05:59:02 AM  

HindiDiscoMonster: log_jammin: HindiDiscoMonster: Ummm... I must have missed something, but... how does she pee?

*facepalm*

maybe I am just not visualizing this properly... I am thinking Barbie Doll... perfectly smooth... unless she is peeing by osmosis, or through her ass, then what am I missing?


This link should explain. NSFW

The above link shows the normal external genital area of a woman. The young lady in the article has no vaginal opening, but her urethra, the opening urine is passed through, is intact.
 
2013-11-15 05:59:23 AM  
thamike:
*Intellectual property of the Daily Mail

Some of those words shouldn't in the same sentence together.
 
2013-11-15 06:04:07 AM  
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-11-15 06:05:02 AM  
They should of showed her dent.
 
2013-11-15 06:10:47 AM  
No PMS.  Ever.
 
2013-11-15 06:16:21 AM  

croesius: HindiDiscoMonster: log_jammin: HindiDiscoMonster: Ummm... I must have missed something, but... how does she pee?

*facepalm*

maybe I am just not visualizing this properly... I am thinking Barbie Doll... perfectly smooth... unless she is peeing by osmosis, or through her ass, then what am I missing?

Just curious, but where do you think urine is emitted by women?


i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-15 06:16:48 AM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5hWWe-ts2s
 
GBB
2013-11-15 06:17:35 AM  
TFAWhere her vagina should be, there is an indent, making it appear normal

Good Enough!
 
2013-11-15 06:17:55 AM  
 
2013-11-15 06:21:01 AM  
Damn, the text on the link led me to believe that the vagina had a teenage girl who had sex with babies because of a rare std that was left in her reproductive organ.
 
2013-11-15 06:30:25 AM  
Well looks like they got the outside parts all she needs is a good doctor and a mining engineer to fix her insides.
 
2013-11-15 06:30:57 AM  

log_jammin: Tests revealed she had MRKH, a condition affecting one in 5,000 women
While she has ovaries, she has no womb, cervix or vaginal opening

1 in 5000 women have no vagina?

Bullshiat.


According to wiki, it's a spectrum thing. Obviously she has a partial vagina, or the dilation therapy wouldn't work.
 
2013-11-15 06:34:15 AM  

Publikwerks: croesius: HindiDiscoMonster: log_jammin: HindiDiscoMonster: Ummm... I must have missed something, but... how does she pee?

*facepalm*

maybe I am just not visualizing this properly... I am thinking Barbie Doll... perfectly smooth... unless she is peeing by osmosis, or through her ass, then what am I missing?

Just curious, but where do you think urine is emitted by women?


Ahhh, epic thread.
 
2013-11-15 06:36:33 AM  
That can fix that now, you know. Well, not the child-bearing problem, but thanks to gender-reassignment surgery, they can make the hole a little deeper.
 
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