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(ABC Local)   Man with AK-47 tattooed on his forehead keeps shooting people. If only there were some visible cue that could have tipped authorities off   (abclocal.go.com) divider line 49
    More: Obvious, uptown, Cook County Jail  
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2013-11-14 08:25:12 PM
i.imgur.com
www.tattoostime.com

It's thoughtful to let people know.
 
2013-11-14 08:40:11 PM
We must BAN ASSAULT RIFLE TATTOOS
 
2013-11-14 10:24:20 PM
He obviously has poor impulse control.
 
2013-11-14 10:27:05 PM
Isolated incident, overzealous staffer tattoo artist

/got nothin'
 
2013-11-14 10:27:08 PM
He can have the AK-47 tattoo, but he shouldn't have a hundred round magazine tattoo because nobody needs a hundred round magazine tattoo.
 
2013-11-14 10:27:14 PM

Ivo Shandor: He obviously has poor impulse control.


What gives you that idea?
 
2013-11-14 10:27:40 PM
Haters gonna hate.
 
2013-11-14 10:28:59 PM
fc04.deviantart.net
 
2013-11-14 10:30:10 PM
Like what?
 
2013-11-14 10:31:19 PM
At least the drunk guy on the bus with a dick on his forehead doesn't have this prob- OH MY GOD!
 
2013-11-14 10:34:25 PM
Visible cue?  Do you mean the way he held his stance?  His general disposition?

/just don't see what the submit is getting at...
 
2013-11-14 10:35:13 PM
HK-47 is gonna fark all you meat bags up
 
2013-11-14 10:37:47 PM
I can think of another "visible cue" that might have tipped one off...
 
2013-11-14 10:38:02 PM

Ivo Shandor: He obviously has poor impulse control.


images1.wikia.nocookie.net

LOL WUT
 
2013-11-14 10:44:36 PM
Is it time to reset the mass shooting clock yet?
 
2013-11-14 10:45:08 PM
South Sy Eede... represent.

www.artmoth.com
 
2013-11-14 10:46:47 PM

Weatherkiss: Is it time to reset the mass shooting clock yet?


It was already reset earlier when one of the pants shiatters heard a door slam
 
2013-11-14 10:47:35 PM
Oh come on subby, we've been over this. It's not an AK-47, but an AKS-74U. I realize, it looks very similar to the AKS-74, but the muzzle velocity should have been a dead giveaway. That tattoo, however, does not resemble an AK-47. Get with it!

/cold dead hands!
 
2013-11-14 10:56:38 PM

"Kelsky Patterson, 20..."


Only 20 years ols but he looks much older and is happy with throwing his life away.

 
2013-11-14 10:57:23 PM

beer4breakfast: [fc04.deviantart.net image 400x596]


YT is a blonde white chick?
 
2013-11-14 11:00:05 PM
Don't think they needed a visible cue, his arrest record should have tipped them off

Patterson, who's affiliated with the Black P Stones gang and has been arrested 47 times before, allegedly rode up on a bicycle and opened fire. When police found Patterson he was already in the Cook County Jail on a pending case related to an Aug. 31 shooting that wounded two people.

http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20131114/uptown/man-with-assault-rifl e- tattoo-on-face-held-on-1m-bail-for-uptown-shooting
 
2013-11-14 11:00:14 PM
If we'd only ban violent games this would never happen!
 
2013-11-14 11:02:38 PM
How do you pronounce his name "Kel SEE" or "Kel SKY"? I don't know why this is bothering me.
 
2013-11-14 11:04:46 PM

Active introvert: How do you pronounce his name "Kel SEE" or "Kel SKY"? I don't know why this is bothering me.


"Idiot 18"
 
2013-11-14 11:06:41 PM
I bet it's an homage to Alicia Keys.
 
2013-11-14 11:09:06 PM
When we ban assault rifle tattoos only criminals will have assault rifle tattoos.
 
2013-11-14 11:18:02 PM

Triumph: [i.imgur.com image 431x500]


I think I've been spending too much time doing calligraphy. The first thing I thought looking at that tattoo was "who the fark did that blackletter? It looks like absolute shiat."
 
2013-11-14 11:25:38 PM
Another responsible tattoo owner.
 
2013-11-14 11:28:16 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Weatherkiss: Is it time to reset the mass shooting clock yet?

It was already reset earlier when one of the pants shiatters heard a door slam


Still seems like a good idea, and we should probably reset the school shooting clock also because there is sure to be a school within 100 miles, just to be safe. Also we should ask a mod to switch the tag to a newsflash, the crime might have happened in August, but it is still immediately relevant to someone's anti-tattoo gun agenda.

img.fark.net
 
xcv
2013-11-14 11:31:48 PM

Triumph: [i.imgur.com image 431x500]
[www.tattoostime.com image 458x600]

It's thoughtful to let people know.


Correlation between forehead tattoos and shiatty facial hair?
 
2013-11-14 11:33:36 PM

violentsalvation: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Weatherkiss: Is it time to reset the mass shooting clock yet?

It was already reset earlier when one of the pants shiatters heard a door slam

Still seems like a good idea, and we should probably reset the school shooting clock also because there is sure to be a school within 100 miles, just to be safe. Also we should ask a mod to switch the tag to a newsflash, the crime might have happened in August, but it is still immediately relevant to someone's anti-tattoo gun agenda.

[img.fark.net image 726x416]


I don't mind tattoo guns as long as they're sterilized and the artist is wearing latex gloves and taking proper hygienic and sanitary steps in his business.
 
2013-11-14 11:34:02 PM
Anyone mind if I call this guy a GUN NUT?
 
2013-11-14 11:34:35 PM
How come in this day and age anyone can walk into a tattoo shop and get a gun on their face? We need to close that loophole and require background checks at all tattoo shops!
 
2013-11-14 11:36:04 PM
www.japanfocus.org
 
2013-11-14 11:39:51 PM
It seems that everyone is a law abiding, responsible gun owner. Right up to the point when they are not.
 
2013-11-14 11:40:43 PM

xcv: Triumph: [i.imgur.com image 431x500]
[www.tattoostime.com image 458x600]

It's thoughtful to let people know.

Correlation between forehead tattoos and shiatty facial hair?


Hence the mustache tattoo option:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-14 11:44:55 PM

Ivo Shandor: He obviously has poor impulse control.


WINNER!!!
 
2013-11-14 11:48:31 PM

WordsnCollision: Ivo Shandor: He obviously has poor impulse control.

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 500x308]

LOL WUT


www.zdnet.com
lol, wut?
 
2013-11-14 11:48:55 PM
Excuse me, but that's clearly Barney the dinosaur, browsing on his left eyebrow.
cdn.abclocal.go.com
 
2013-11-14 11:53:31 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Excuse me, but that's clearly Barney the dinosaur, browsing on his left eyebrow.
[cdn.abclocal.go.com image 448x252]


I found a newer photo. It seems this young lad was about to get his life together and launch a new career. Such a tragedy.
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-15 12:07:02 AM

Marcus Aurelius: Excuse me, but that's clearly Barney the dinosaur, browsing on his left eyebrow.
[cdn.abclocal.go.com image 448x252]


You know, when he is old enough to collect social security, it will look like Aladdin's Lamp.

/If he lives that long
 
2013-11-15 12:15:31 AM

Random Internet Persona: When we ban assault rifle tattoos only criminals will have assault rifle tattoos.


You say that like it would be a bad thing.
 
2013-11-15 01:08:24 AM
that was totes an ar-15 on his head.
 
2013-11-15 02:08:49 AM

Triumph: xcv: Triumph: [i.imgur.com image 431x500]
[www.tattoostime.com image 458x600]

It's thoughtful to let people know.

Correlation between forehead tattoos and shiatty facial hair?

Hence the mustache tattoo option:

[i.imgur.com image 410x351]


farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2013-11-15 02:17:16 AM

xcv: Triumph: [i.imgur.com image 431x500]
[www.tattoostime.com image 458x600]

It's thoughtful to let people know.

Correlation between forehead tattoos and shiatty facial hair?


Indedd there is my friend. Low testosterone is the culprit.
 
2013-11-15 02:21:13 AM
The poor guy really has an unfortunate birthmark.  They should set him free.

Getting facial tattoo is telling the world "I want to die young, poor or in prison!"
 
2013-11-15 03:10:34 AM
I have 21 tattoos and my back is completely covered with art. However, no way in hell would I get something on my face, or something that couldn't be covered with clothing. I like being employed.
 
2013-11-15 03:55:25 AM

Ivo Shandor: He obviously has poor impulse control.


Came here to say this, glad to see it already covered

/we need to get uncle Enzo on the case
 
2013-11-15 07:21:38 PM
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