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(Sporting News)   Today's "Better Late Than Never" story brought to you by news that former NY Jets player Antonio Cromartie, who sired 10 children via 8 women, got a vasectomy last year   (sportingnews.com) divider line 29
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2013-11-14 04:24:58 PM
Antonio Cromarti is a dumbass for having that many children by that many women.

But remember that the women screwing around with a man with that many children weren't exactly Einsteins either.

/More children with an absentee father.
 
2013-11-14 04:25:20 PM
He finally figured out what was causing it?
 
2013-11-14 04:25:21 PM
Thanks for closing the door after all the horses left the barn and burned it down.
 
2013-11-14 04:28:00 PM
And nobody told him, "Condoms"?
 
2013-11-14 04:36:29 PM
Sean Kemp.
 
2013-11-14 04:36:59 PM

browneye: Antonio Cromarti is a dumbass for having that many children by that many women.

But remember that the women screwing around with a man with that many children weren't exactly Einsteins either.

/More children with an absentee father.


The chances that the women knew he had other kids is less than 50/50.

Now, if you want to make an argument that a sexually active young woman not on birth control is foolish, go for it.

Both arguments kind of absolve the asshole who had multiple kids and didn't learn his lesson from any responsibility, though
 
2013-11-14 04:45:09 PM

Rwa2play: And nobody told him, "Condoms"?


Condoms? Boy, you know nothing about the athlete baby mama cottage industry, do ya?
 
2013-11-14 04:45:34 PM
Why did he say it now?

I like how he basically made it known that he knocks women up and is famous, so he probably got some extra interest from some golddiggers, had a vasectomy a while ago, so he'd still get the interest from 'em without the child support costs.

Rwa2play: And nobody told him, "Condoms"?


Some people like to enjoy sex.

/though good lord, I don't think I could enjoy it with all the thoughts of having a bunch of kids and diseases, especially from hooking up with people I don't even know, running through my head
 
2013-11-14 04:51:52 PM

lilbjorn: He finally figured out what was causing it?


Chronic traumatic encephalopathy is my guess.  Who the hell would want that many kids? So in his defense, he forgot he had them
 
2013-11-14 04:52:30 PM

rjakobi: Rwa2play: And nobody told him, "Condoms"?

Condoms? Boy, you know nothing about the athlete baby mama cottage industry, do ya?


Oh I do~!  That why I said that no one mentioned condoms to him?

IAmRight: Some people like to enjoy sex.


Well yeah, but unless you've got the control of a Ron Jeremy or Peter North, your going to need 'em.

/though good lord, I don't think I could enjoy it with all the thoughts of having a bunch of kids and diseases, especially from hooking up with people I don't even know, running through my head

Uh, that's the other reason.  Who knows if the woman you're gonna bonk is a walking health hazard?
 
2013-11-14 04:58:47 PM
Former?
 
2013-11-14 04:59:55 PM

uber humper: Who the hell would want that many kids? So in his defense, he forgot he had them


Eh, they're not so bad if you don't live with 'em.

/hopefully my daughter never sees this post
//it's just a joke!
 
2013-11-14 05:13:55 PM

Teaser: Former?


Former player....SWHDT
 
2013-11-14 05:20:34 PM

veedeevadeevoodee: Sean Kemp.


Adrian peterson
 
2013-11-14 05:25:24 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-14 05:26:59 PM
This is the guy who couldn't remember the names of all of his kids, which is strange...usually it's the kids who don't know who their father is.
 
2013-11-14 05:30:52 PM

SlothB77: veedeevadeevoodee: Sean Kemp.

Adrian peterson


Wilt Farking Chamberlain
 
2013-11-14 06:12:12 PM
I give him 3 days after retirement before he declares bankruptcy
 
2013-11-14 06:27:45 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: This is the guy who couldn't remember the names of all of his kids, which is strange...usually it's the kids who don't know who their father is.


Bravo.
 
2013-11-14 07:12:26 PM
I'm sure they will grow up to be successful and attractive.
 
2013-11-14 07:13:34 PM
I'm sure he wanted to father those kids. I'm just as sure that those women knew the deal and were the ok with it. There are people for whom this way of life is normal. What's best for the kid is not a factor.
 
2013-11-14 08:02:47 PM

Lost Thought 00: I give him 3 days after retirement before he declares bankruptcy



WHAT? You don't think he has been frugal and invested his money wisely so he can provide for the children he loves? no way!
 
2013-11-14 08:55:37 PM

Birnone: I'm sure he wanted to father those kids. I'm just as sure that those women knew the deal and were the ok with it. There are people for whom this way of life is normal. What's best for the kid is not a factor.


.... He forgot the names of some of his kids. I really doubt this is what he'll consider his life's work.
 
2013-11-14 10:43:45 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: This is the guy who couldn't remember the names of all of his kids, which is strange...usually it's the kids who don't know who their father is.


And that is total, 100% bullshiat.

I've seen the actual un-edited footage. He knows all those kids like the back of his hand.

They edited it heavily to make him look bad. The interviewer was going, "Wait, hang on" and "Hold it, writing" while doing the interview, They then chose the shots of him stumbling after being told 'Hang on' in the middle of a sentence.

Turrble. I hate having to defend that dickwad, as I really don't like him. But, in this case, it's total bullshiat. Google it and you'll find the explanations.
 
2013-11-14 11:35:34 PM

Lunchlady: Birnone: I'm sure he wanted to father those kids. I'm just as sure that those women knew the deal and were the ok with it. There are people for whom this way of life is normal. What's best for the kid is not a factor.

.... He forgot the names of some of his kids. I really doubt this is what he'll consider his life's work.


He's a professional athlete, his irresponsible reproductive urges actually did those women (and the human gene-pool at large) a favor. Natural selection: look into it.

He should be ENCOURAGED to spread his genetically superior seed as far and yon as possible!

/unless the mothers of those 'seeds' are not financially supported, resulting in them being forced to play house with known child abusers, who later murder infants.
 
2013-11-14 11:44:43 PM
www.gannett-cdn.com

The mother said Peterson had never visited his son until he was in a coma.
 
2013-11-15 12:17:38 AM

Vectron: The mother said Peterson had never visited his son until he was in a coma.


So...does that somehow make it less tragic?
 
2013-11-15 12:19:19 AM

Vectron: [www.gannett-cdn.com image 489x368]

The mother said Peterson had never visited his son until he was in a coma.


Q: Considering Adrian Peterson is at least as devout a Christian as Tim Tebow; what about rumors of him putting babies inside women (other than the unwed mother of the 2 children who he officially recognizes) that are his?

A: Well, that's just a whole lot of media hearsay. God isn't interested in hearsay, or marriage. Nor is Peterson.

And the woman who birthed the 2 babies he recognizes, he'll marry her, eventually. Unless God tells him she's being too clingy. Or that the pre-nup is a deal made with Satan.
 
2013-11-15 02:54:12 PM

Straight Outta Wells Branch: So...does that somehow make it less tragic?


No. But it makes it a tragedy wherein, rather than sending out all the condolences to the guy who never visited his child, we should be sending them to the mother. Instead, of course, most people wanted the mother sent to jail as well, while lamenting the loss for Peterson. Because clearly she should've known that the dude was going to kill her kid while she was at work and obviously she totally planned it that way. She's responsible for leaving the child alone with someone for a few hours; Peterson left the child alone for its whole life...but we want her punished while sending prayers for Peterson. That's some f*cked-up sh*t right there.
 
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