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(Orlando Sentinel)   Lake Mary police: We don't have enough evidence to prosecute George Zimmerman for domestic violence. Angela Corey: Whatever, I do what I want   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 136
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2013-11-14 03:51:54 PM
Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin...
 
2013-11-14 04:09:21 PM

lockers: Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin...


His new attorney's ... BEN GHAZI!!!
 
2013-11-14 04:09:33 PM

lockers: Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin...


Benghazi
 
2013-11-14 04:09:38 PM

lockers: Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin...


Gun Control Gun Control Gun Control Bengazi
 
2013-11-14 04:12:27 PM
Police don't prosecute anyone, subtard
 
2013-11-14 04:12:37 PM
GunPalinZimmerCareGhaziPalooza!
 
2013-11-14 04:13:10 PM

you have pee hands: lockers: Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin...Gun Control Gun Control Gun Control Bengazi

.. Bicycles, bicycles, Andy Kauffman, Bicycles
 
2013-11-14 04:13:36 PM
Zimmerman should just kill himself.  With a handgun.
 
2013-11-14 04:13:47 PM

you have pee hands: lockers: Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin...

Gun Control Gun Control Gun Control Bengazi


Bengazi Bengazi Fracking? GMO.
 
2013-11-14 04:15:10 PM

To The Escape Zeppelin!: you have pee hands: lockers: Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin...

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Shaka, when the walls fell.
 
2013-11-14 04:15:22 PM
I'm not fan of Zimmerman, but WTF is the Secret Service doing getting involved in a domestic violence case?
 
2013-11-14 04:16:11 PM
^-

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2013-11-14 04:16:18 PM

To The Escape Zeppelin!: you have pee hands: lockers: Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin...

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abortion, terrorism, pink slime, pokemon
 
2013-11-14 04:17:25 PM
Is this one of these threads where I'm supposed to drink when a certain word, person or place is mentioned?
 
2013-11-14 04:17:49 PM

Atomic Spunk: I'm not fan of Zimmerman, but WTF is the Secret Service doing getting involved in a domestic violence case?


it's right there in the headline. You didn't even have to read the whole article..........
 
2013-11-14 04:17:50 PM
cretinbob: abortion, terrorism, pink slime, pokemon

Tipping your waitstaff..
 
2013-11-14 04:18:26 PM

cretinbob: To The Escape Zeppelin!: you have pee hands: lockers: Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin...

Gun Control Gun Control Gun Control Bengazi

Bengazi Bengazi Fracking? GMO.

abortion, terrorism, pink slime, pokemon


Joe DiMaggio...
 
2013-11-14 04:19:05 PM

cretinbob: Police don't prosecute anyone, subtard


In subtard's defense, this is the headline: Lake Mary police: We don't have enough evidence to prosecute George Zimmerman

/not subtard
 
2013-11-14 04:19:24 PM

blatz514: Is this one of these threads where I'm supposed to drink when a certain word, person or place is mentioned?


You would be well and truly fooked
 
2013-11-14 04:21:51 PM

lockers: blatz514: Is this one of these threads where I'm supposed to drink when a certain word, person or place is mentioned?

You would be well and truly fooked


Cool!  I'm in.

*Checks clock*

1 hour to go 'till total annihilation!
 
2013-11-14 04:21:53 PM
George do yourself a favor and change your name and move the fark out of Florida. Or kill yourself.
 
2013-11-14 04:21:54 PM

Uncle Bester: cretinbob: To The Escape Zeppelin!: you have pee hands: lockers: Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin...

Gun Control Gun Control Gun Control Bengazi

Bengazi Bengazi Fracking? GMO.

abortion, terrorism, pink slime, pokemon

Joe DiMaggio...


LEONARD BERSTEIN
 
2013-11-14 04:22:01 PM

Uncle Bester: cretinbob: To The Escape Zeppelin!: you have pee hands: lockers: Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin...

Gun Control Gun Control Gun Control Bengazi

Bengazi Bengazi Fracking? GMO.

abortion, terrorism, pink slime, pokemon

Joe DiMaggio...


I was gonna say - I don't think Billy Joel will be hiring you guys to update the lyrics.  You need to get a little more obscure.
 
2013-11-14 04:22:07 PM
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2013-11-14 04:22:34 PM

Uncle Bester: cretinbob: To The Escape Zeppelin!: you have pee hands: lockers: Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin...

Gun Control Gun Control Gun Control Bengazi

Bengazi Bengazi Fracking? GMO.

abortion, terrorism, pink slime, pokemon

Joe DiMaggio...


North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe!
 
2013-11-14 04:23:28 PM
Police don't prosecute anybody....they collect evidence and submit it to the "prosecutor" (funny how that works, huh?)....in this case the cops couldn't do their job (even with the Secret Services help apparently (WTF?)), so the prosecutors can't do theirs.
 
2013-11-14 04:24:10 PM

cretinbob: Atomic Spunk: I'm not fan of Zimmerman, but WTF is the Secret Service doing getting involved in a domestic violence case?

it's right there in the headline. You didn't even have to read the whole article..........


I read the whole article. The Secret Service is supposed to be responsible for the following areas:

Financial Crimes, covering missions such as prevention and investigation of counterfeiting of U.S. currency and U.S. treasury securities, and investigation of major fraud.

Protection, which entails ensuring the safety of current and former national leaders and their families, such as the President, past presidents, vice presidents, presidential candidates, visiting heads of state, and foreign embassies (per an agreement with the U.S. State Department's Bureau of Diplomatic Security (DS) Office of Foreign Missions (OFM), etc.)


So tell me, what does checking an ipad in a domestic violence case have to do with their mission?
 
2013-11-14 04:27:31 PM
Gotta give the guy credit for leaving no witnesses and knowing that a certain segment of the population will defend him no matter what.
 
2013-11-14 04:31:14 PM
because it is not that easy
is what they should have said
smt is small, thats the hard part
a chip is missing....get one

sure video is great but not enough to prosecute means just that.
 
2013-11-14 04:31:25 PM
Not enough evidence? Jeez, this guy could get away with murder.
 
2013-11-14 04:33:44 PM
 Whatever, over a long enough time line it will become undeniably clear what kind of person the poster boy for "stand your ground" really is. With any luck the right will have to own this weird bastard and the legislation that kept him s free man.
 
2013-11-14 04:33:57 PM

To The Escape Zeppelin!: you have pee hands: lockers: Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin...

Gun Control Gun Control Gun Control Bengazi

Bengazi Bengazi Fracking? GMO.


Circumcision Men's Rights.
 
2013-11-14 04:36:16 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-14 04:37:02 PM
I expect somebody will Stand Their Ground against this asshole.
 
2013-11-14 04:37:12 PM

Atomic Spunk: cretinbob: Atomic Spunk: I'm not fan of Zimmerman, but WTF is the Secret Service doing getting involved in a domestic violence case?

it's right there in the headline. You didn't even have to read the whole article..........

I read the whole article. The Secret Service is supposed to be responsible for the following areas:

Financial Crimes, covering missions such as prevention and investigation of counterfeiting of U.S. currency and U.S. treasury securities, and investigation of major fraud.

Protection, which entails ensuring the safety of current and former national leaders and their families, such as the President, past presidents, vice presidents, presidential candidates, visiting heads of state, and foreign embassies (per an agreement with the U.S. State Department's Bureau of Diplomatic Security (DS) Office of Foreign Missions (OFM), etc.)

So tell me, what does checking an ipad in a domestic violence case have to do with their mission?


You're just being a dick or you didn't read the article.


Shellie Zimmerman had video-recorded the altercation with her iPad, but George Zimmerman pried it open, tore it apart and threw it on the ground, something captured on a security camera at the house.

Police sent the parts to a computer expert with the U.S. Secret Service in Tulsa, Okla., hoping he'd be able to recover video, but the report released today makes clear that the damage was too extensive.


Maybe you just suck at reading comprehension
 
2013-11-14 04:37:24 PM

selrah: Not enough evidence? Jeez, this guy could get away with murder.


Damn, best comment of the year.
 
2013-11-14 04:41:30 PM
Even the guys wife knows he did it and refuses to have anything to do with him.
 
2013-11-14 04:43:29 PM
I dont know what to think about this case except that I have learned that Zimmerman soon to be Ex-wife is a big pile of crazy that loves to make shiat up...
 
2013-11-14 04:43:35 PM
Zimmerman got away with a felony?  Where have I read that before?
 
2013-11-14 04:44:08 PM

cretinbob: Atomic Spunk: cretinbob: Atomic Spunk: I'm not fan of Zimmerman, but WTF is the Secret Service doing getting involved in a domestic violence case?

it's right there in the headline. You didn't even have to read the whole article..........

I read the whole article. The Secret Service is supposed to be responsible for the following areas:

Financial Crimes, covering missions such as prevention and investigation of counterfeiting of U.S. currency and U.S. treasury securities, and investigation of major fraud.

Protection, which entails ensuring the safety of current and former national leaders and their families, such as the President, past presidents, vice presidents, presidential candidates, visiting heads of state, and foreign embassies (per an agreement with the U.S. State Department's Bureau of Diplomatic Security (DS) Office of Foreign Missions (OFM), etc.)

So tell me, what does checking an ipad in a domestic violence case have to do with their mission?

You're just being a dick or you didn't read the article.


Shellie Zimmerman had video-recorded the altercation with her iPad, but George Zimmerman pried it open, tore it apart and threw it on the ground, something captured on a security camera at the house.

Police sent the parts to a computer expert with the U.S. Secret Service in Tulsa, Okla., hoping he'd be able to recover video, but the report released today makes clear that the damage was too extensive.

Maybe you just suck at reading comprehension


Once again, because you seem to have a brain deficiency, what does this have to do with the Secret Service's mission?
 
2013-11-14 04:45:26 PM

HypnozombieX: the poster boy for "stand your ground"


Except SYG WAS NEVER EVEN PART OF THE CASE.

Trayvon was on top of Zimmerman, pinning him to the ground, when the gun was drawn.

Trayvon was taller and more fit than that old childish photo of him they released as PR suggests. He was fully grown.

It was a standard self defense shooting and very obvious than Zimerman was within his rights to shoot, regardless of how the fight started. That's why the DA originally declined to prosecute.
 
2013-11-14 04:46:00 PM

blackminded: To The Escape Zeppelin!: you have pee hands: lockers: Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin, Zimmerman, obamacare, sarah palin...

Gun Control Gun Control Gun Control Bengazi

Bengazi Bengazi Fracking? GMO.

Circumcision Men's Rights.


hipster, tipping, hipster teachers, snowflakes, tipping hipster teachers, cop hate, cop hate
 
2013-11-14 04:49:57 PM

Atomic Spunk: cretinbob: Atomic Spunk: cretinbob: Atomic Spunk: I'm not fan of Zimmerman, but WTF is the Secret Service doing getting involved in a domestic violence case?

it's right there in the headline. You didn't even have to read the whole article..........

I read the whole article. The Secret Service is supposed to be responsible for the following areas:

Financial Crimes, covering missions such as prevention and investigation of counterfeiting of U.S. currency and U.S. treasury securities, and investigation of major fraud.

Protection, which entails ensuring the safety of current and former national leaders and their families, such as the President, past presidents, vice presidents, presidential candidates, visiting heads of state, and foreign embassies (per an agreement with the U.S. State Department's Bureau of Diplomatic Security (DS) Office of Foreign Missions (OFM), etc.)

So tell me, what does checking an ipad in a domestic violence case have to do with their mission?

You're just being a dick or you didn't read the article.


Shellie Zimmerman had video-recorded the altercation with her iPad, but George Zimmerman pried it open, tore it apart and threw it on the ground, something captured on a security camera at the house.

Police sent the parts to a computer expert with the U.S. Secret Service in Tulsa, Okla., hoping he'd be able to recover video, but the report released today makes clear that the damage was too extensive.

Maybe you just suck at reading comprehension

Once again, because you seem to have a brain deficiency, what does this have to do with the Secret Service's mission?


Because that's the guy that murdered the son Obama might have had.
 
2013-11-14 04:50:55 PM

When you look at or like Angela Corey, you just wanna keel! Just wanna keel!



i466.photobucket.com

 
2013-11-14 04:53:32 PM
This guy is either really smart & knows the law well so he is able to beat the system or he is a freakin' moron that has gotten lucky twice.

//hoping it's the latter and his luck runs outs oon.
 
2013-11-14 04:56:31 PM
I can't drink to this.
 
2013-11-14 04:58:41 PM
He's getting really good at this lack of evidence thing.
 
2013-11-14 04:59:03 PM

Atomic Spunk: cretinbob: Atomic Spunk: cretinbob: Atomic Spunk: I'm not fan of Zimmerman, but WTF is the Secret Service doing getting involved in a domestic violence case?

it's right there in the headline. You didn't even have to read the whole article..........

I read the whole article. The Secret Service is supposed to be responsible for the following areas:

Financial Crimes, covering missions such as prevention and investigation of counterfeiting of U.S. currency and U.S. treasury securities, and investigation of major fraud.

Protection, which entails ensuring the safety of current and former national leaders and their families, such as the President, past presidents, vice presidents, presidential candidates, visiting heads of state, and foreign embassies (per an agreement with the U.S. State Department's Bureau of Diplomatic Security (DS) Office of Foreign Missions (OFM), etc.)

So tell me, what does checking an ipad in a domestic violence case have to do with their mission?

You're just being a dick or you didn't read the article.


Shellie Zimmerman had video-recorded the altercation with her iPad, but George Zimmerman pried it open, tore it apart and threw it on the ground, something captured on a security camera at the house.

Police sent the parts to a computer expert with the U.S. Secret Service in Tulsa, Okla., hoping he'd be able to recover video, but the report released today makes clear that the damage was too extensive.

Maybe you just suck at reading comprehension

Once again, because you seem to have a brain deficiency, what does this have to do with the Secret Service's mission?


This is not really that hard.  Law enforcement agencies often provide technical or other assistance to other law enforcement agencies, even outside of their specific mission.  So, since the Secret Service likely has significantly more expertise in data recovery, state and local law enforcement will often consult with them if they need data recovery help.
 
2013-11-14 05:00:57 PM

MFAWG: Gotta give the guy credit for leaving no witnesses and knowing that a certain segment of the population will defend him no matter what.


You know what this is?
i.imgur.com

That's George Zimmerman walking around a free man.

You know what this is?

That's my profile with no "total fark" banner next to it.

And do you know what this is?

That's the bet you never paid.
 
2013-11-14 05:03:06 PM

Atomic Spunk: Once again, because you seem to have a brain deficiency, what does this have to do with the Secret Service's mission?


So you suck at reading comprehension.

They sent it to a guy, who works for the Secret Service, to see if he could recover the data.

And what El_Perro said
 
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