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(The Local)   Apparently, even working for Candy Crush is addictive. Sounds pretty sweet   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Henrik Stenson, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, desserts, Ericsson  
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2175 clicks; posted to Business » on 14 Nov 2013 at 4:04 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-11-14 05:57:25 PM  
2 votes:
It's always fun to work for a company that is literally printing money so you don't have to do any real work.
2013-11-14 04:43:56 PM  
2 votes:
Obligatory Glove & Boots.
2013-11-14 08:43:39 PM  
1 vote:
Weird to see a video game company at the top of a list like this.  They're usually notorious for being terrible places to work.  Maybe it's different in Sweden?
2013-11-14 04:31:30 PM  
1 vote:
Candy Crush: Here's level 400. You need to make 20 Chocolate bombs. We'll give you 15, you need to make 5 more. Oh and have fun with the spawning chocolate getting in the way of your match-5's. Go.

Me: Okay, Candy Crush, that one was tough and took me 3 weeks to beat, but I finally did it. Now, what new challenges do you have for me?

Candy Crush: Here's level 402. You need to make 7 Chocolate bombs. We'll give you 1, you need to make 6 more. Because Fark you. Also, the spawning chocolate wasn't evil enough so we'll just put in a couple of blank spots to make it impossible to match 5 in a row for half the board. Again, Fark You, just in case you didn't get the message. We'll probably make you create 8 of them on level 404.
2013-11-14 04:18:32 PM  
1 vote:
Oh. You mean the malware company that uses JavaScript injected into advertising networks to spam their shiatty apps by popping up the Play / iTunes app to their install page when you're trying to read compromised websites?

Fark them. I hope their office burns down with everyone inside.
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